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||ExplicitSimon Sez (1999)||1999 bargain basement classic SIMON SEZ is proof NBA basket ballers should not act or headline a studio backed motion picture, Dennis Rodman plays Simon, an undercover, on the move but inconspicuous (yeh right) Interpol action man on the beat in France...||1/24/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMixed Nuts (1994)||It’s Christmas Eve in sunny California. Felix has been out of jail for seven months, but his wife, Gracie, is nine months pregnant. They argue in the street, and Philip, the owner of a suicide-prevention hotline called “Lifesavers" is there to calm th||12/24/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanSuper Mario Bros. (1993)||Once long ago a meteor crashed into earth and we all thought it wiped out dinosaurs. Little did we know the meteor split our reality into two sending the dinosaurs to an alternate earth where they evolved much like we did. In fact they just look human.||11/24/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitNothing But Trouble (1991)||Chris Thorne is a financial publisher living in New York City who meets attorney Diane Lightson. She gets him to drive her to Atlantic City to yell at her ex-boyfriend, Bruce. Chris’ two clients, the Brazillionaire brother and sister Fausto and Renalda.||10/25/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Golden Child (1986)||Right in the middle of his first surge of super-stardom, Eddie Murphy plays Chandler Jarrell, a detective specializing in missing children in The Golden Child, the 1986 box office blockbuster that very few people actually liked.||9/25/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Benchwarmers (2006)||Landscaper, Gus Matthews, and paperboy, Clark Reedy, rescue a boy named Nelson from bullies on a baseball field. Clark tells Gus that he was always on the bench as a kid because of his lack of athleticism.||8/25/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMac and Me (1988)||A NASA spacecraft lands on an unknown planet. While it resembles Southern California, it is definitely not, so the craft collects rock and soil samples. A family of quite aliens discover it, and are sucked up through its vacuum (which is their one true...||7/25/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitJem and the Holograms (2015)||In 2015’s much maligned Jem and the Holograms, we find our shero, orphaned eighteen year old Jessica Benton, living with her aunt Bailey, her sister Kimber and her two foster sisters. Bailey is struggling financially and their house is about to get rep.||6/25/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Lone Ranger (2013)||The Lone Ranger begins in San Francisco, CA, 1933 with an elderly Tonto retelling his adventures of 1869 to a little boy who idolizes the Lone Ranger.||5/25/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBoxing Helena (1993)||Boxing Helena opens what appears to be a high society party following a young boy walking through the crowd, we soon find out he has Mother issues who proves to be openly sexual in front of her son Nick Cavanaugh.||4/25/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Hottie & the Nottie (2008)||Regent Releasing released The Hottie & the Nottie to theaters on February 21, 2008; grossing $1.6 million worldwide. Tom Putnam directed the "comedy" which starred Paris Hilton, Joel David Moore, and Christine Lakin||3/25/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitPlan 9 from Outer Space (1959)||Plan 9 from Outer Space begins with an old man mourning the loss of his wife at a cemetery. A airplane flies overhead, and its pilots are blinded by a mysterious light. The light is coming from a nearby flying saucer which lands in the same aforementio...||2/24/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDays of Thunder (1990)||From beyond the Jerry Bruckheimer/Don Simpson logo, dawn breaks across the Daytona racetrack for the biggest day of the NASCAR Winston Cup Series. Over the opening credits, we are introduced to the drivers and fans alike preparing for the action to beg...||1/24/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitShowgirls (1995)||Nomi Malone is a young girl hitchhiking her way out of small town USA to make it as a Las Vegas Showgirl. On the way to town, she gets picked up by an Elvis clone who ends up robbing Nomi. She has a bit of a breakdown||12/24/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHoward the Duck (1986)||Somewhere floating in the vacuum of space lies the planet Duckworld, and on this planet lives your average, run-of-the-mill duck named Howard.||11/24/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)||Cult Classic Episode: A group of college kids go camping in the Appalachian Mountains in West Virginia. On a pit stop to get beer, they come across Tucker and Dale, two down-to-earth hillbillies that just bought a vacation house nearby.||10/25/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCutthroat Island (1995)||In colonial Jamaica, ca 1668, the pirate, Morgan Adams, tries to free her dad, Black Harry, who has been captured by his brother, Dawg Brown. The two brothers, along with a third named Mordechai own part of a map when combined reveals the secret locati...||9/25/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCool World (1992)||Imagine living in a world where it’s NOT okay to have sex with cartoons, and you have taken your first steps towards understanding 1992’s Cool World.||8/25/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitZombeavers (2014)||Zombeavers is a cautionary tale about the dangers of driving while intexticated. Crooner John Mayer and stand up comedian Bill Burr make cameos as two truckers toting toxic waste on their way from what I believe is Texarkana,||7/25/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitGalaxy Quest (1999)||Cult Classic Episode: Galaxy Quest is a cancelled fictional TV show where space is the final frontier. One day, at one of their conventions filled with the usual space geeks, Jason Nesmith, the fictional commander of the NSEA Protector,||6/25/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDeath to Smoochy (2002)||Written by Adam Resnick (Late Night with David Letterman, Cabin Boy) and directed by Danny DeVito, 2002’s Death to Smoochy is an attempt at dark comedy by way of children’s shows hosts, mixed in with some shady underworld types.||5/25/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHudson Hawk (1991)||Hudson Hawk is a cat burglar played by Bruce Willis -- back when he had hair and four earrings in his left ear -- who is released from prison after a lengthy stint. All he wants out of life is to drink a cappuccino.||4/25/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)||This is Casablanca meets Total Recall (the Schwarzenegger version) meets a pile of poop with a twist...it’s set on the moon circa 2080; not Mars 2084. Eddie Murphy is fresh out-of-jail smuggler named Pluto Nash who becomes the most successfully nightcl.||3/25/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
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This is a fun movie review podcast that covers films that aren't at the bottom of popularity lists, they ARE the bottom of the list. With that said, this group does everything they can to find some redeeming value in the films. God bless them.