Nursing and Cursing
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Nursing & Cursing is a parenting podcast that covers more than your 10 month old's full diaper. Five friends break down all the crazy that comes after the baby. Kids, husbands, sex, money. Everything from the early days of sore nipples and sleepless nights to parenting with a hangover and picking a preschool. Was your kid screaming on the other side of the bathroom door while you tried to find 5 seconds to put your last tampon in? Then this is the podcast for you.
||Clean4: HALLOWEEN||Happy Halloween, Moms!! You know what scares the s**t out of us? Hand making our kids' costumes for months and then letting them eat candy for weeks. So what's a mom to do? Call in the switch witch (the WHAT!)? Order some costumes on amazon? Skip the .||10/13/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanNever Would I Ever||Moms, we know you planned to feed them organically, limit screen time, set clear and kind boundaries and never ever have sex with them in your bed. So, how's that all working out for you? This week, it's about the things we said we would never do as pa.||9/27/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanFrom 1 to 2 Kids||#Parenting #TwoKids #Transitions||9/7/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanNames||Names are just like a*****es. Everyone has one (Actually babies are just like a*****es too, but that's another ep). How did you pick your baby's name? Was it a name you have been sitting on since grade school, just waiting and waiting to use on your ..||8/25/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanSeason 2 | Ep 7 | Parenting: Public VS. Private||Your 3 year old is lying on the floor screaming his head off for no/every reason. Do you gently encourage him, "Sweetie, use your words!" or do you hold his chin just a teeny bit too hard and hiss, "Knock it off before I really give you something to c.||5/31/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanSeason 2 | Episode 6 : Labor Majora||You guys!!! Know what's harder than labor, newborns, bloody nipples, no sleep, or life with two kids!?!? Getting a mom on the mic just a few weeks after having her second baby. But we did it!!! Listen in as molly tells us all about that late labor and .||2/25/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanOverdo or Over Don't||Yay molly had a baby! He's 3 years old now and loves the ninja turtles, face painting, and eating spaghetti. That's because at 41+ weeks pregnant, Molly's last baby is *still* her oldest son. WTF baby, where you at?!? This EP we catch up with molly an.||1/2/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanHolidaze||Did baby Jesus sleep through the night!? Just wondering over here as we try to manage school holiday parties, kids high on candy canes, visiting family, Amazon prime, wrapping catastrophes, lies about Santa, and OMG that f*cking elf. And is Molly gonna.||12/23/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanTarget Love||Admit it mom, no matter what you tell yourself, you didn't just "run in real quick," for a 500-pack of 7th gen diapers, soap, the latest Nate Berkus wall tapestry, your kid's prescription from the pharmacy, or even a latte. No mom, you needed a sweet f.||12/7/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanPregnancy Sex||Sex during pregnancy...who, when, how, and why. Mostly why. Like WHY. Were you a luscious fertile earth mother ready to go all night or were you out of commission and letting your pubes grow to your knees. Or a combo? Whatever your style was, we got ..||11/12/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanSeason 2 | Ep 1 | BACK TO SCHOOL||What's your favorite part about Back to School? The million dollar school supply list? The emotional trauma of dropping off a kid who's devastated to be there? The Google doc of play dates, parties, sports, and activities? The waking up in the dark to .||9/28/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEp: 21 Welcome to the Jungle||Being a mother can feel like being cluelessly lost in the wilderness with no way out and no one to help you. Usually this is a metaphor. But for one of our hosts it was recently a literal reality. Join us for a very special episode and hear how one of .||6/1/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 20: Christine’s Birth Story||Welcome to the second installment of our birth story series! In this episode, Chrissy starts having contractions and hits LA rush hour for the hospital while screaming the whole way at her husband about how messy the car is because: LABOR. Our sweet.||5/19/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 19: Mother’s Day||Happy Mothers Day you guys!!! What kind of day are you planning to tell your partner to surprise you with this year!? Did you order a gift for yourself? Help your kids make you a card?! Or are you leaving it all to your baby daddy and kids to f**k up? .||5/5/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 18: Kate’s Birth Story||Kate's Homebirthstagram was perfect: it all happened in the Willow filter, Kate's hair was in a perfectly messy bun, her skin glistened and glowed, and her baby slipped blissfully and effortlessly into the arms of her burly husband who was wading shirt.||4/27/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 17: Discipline||Bad kids, bad kids, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when mama comes for you? This week we talk discipline. Why is it so hard to get these damn kids in line!? Ali shares an ingenious method for keeping the peace in paradise....listen up and join us f.||4/12/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 16: What’s for dinner?||Hey Mom! What's for Dinner? Didn't I just give you dinner yesterday?!!? Do you dread meal-planning, food-budgeting, grocery-shopping, cooking, and cleanup and wish you could just just feed your kids from a trough of goldfish and cheerios? Then this is.||3/31/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 15: P.B.B. (Post Baby Bod)||You know you’re a mom when ‘roid rage refers to those hemorrhoids you got in month 8 that never really went away. Cool. This ep we talk about how our postpartum bodies are hashtag strong and hashtag beautiful, but let’s face it: hashtag fuct.||3/11/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 14: Mom Down !||Hey moms, did you know that you used up all your sick days before your baby showed up? No calling out now! So what happens when mom goes down? When she has the flu, or she's hungover, or she's pregnant again, or she (oh s**t!) breaks her shoulder?? The.||2/24/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 13: Sleep||Better than chocolate, sex, money, or even wine. Yes, it's S L E E P. What lengths did you go to get some zzz's after your baby was born?? Did you follow the book, your heart, or something in between? This week we discuss what worked and what didn't. .||2/3/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 12: Placenta, anyone?||It’s gluten free, grain free, dairy free, organic and paleo AF. But girl, you gonna EAT that!?!!? I am talking about your PLACENTA. Womb to table. In this ep we chat about what we did and didn’t do with ours….||1/19/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 11: Sex After Childbirth||Remember how 6 weeks after you had your your baby you were healed, rested, gorgeous, feeling sexy as hell and ready to get laid all night long? UM. NO. So WTF is with the doc telling you and your man that you can go all the way at 6 weeks?? What a dick.||1/8/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 10: Flying with Kids||Listen in as we discuss the ultimate horror movie: Babies on a Plane. Who let all these mother*ckin babies on this mother plane?!? How is a mom supposed to cope with flying with her kids? iPad? Candy? Benadryl? BEER!?!?||12/16/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 9: PostPartumPTSD||You know how you catch TLC’s Waterfalls on the radio and you’re instantly beamed back to rocking out in the car at the top of your lungs without a care in the world? (RIGHT?!?). Well…what takes you back to your first days as a mom? Your first exha||12/3/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 8 : Mommy Brain||Mommy Brain should be the ultimate compliment. Why? Because moms are busy as s**t, tired as s**t, and taking care of mad s**t. Sadly Mommy Brain doesn’t equal a free ride to Harvard. It equals you lost your keys, forgot your wallet, fell asleep at w||10/28/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 7 : Conception||Conception: So if you know where babies come from, then you know how to get one and how to um…not get one. Right? Wrong. Listen up as we discuss how and when we first became moms. For some of us it was too easy. For some, too hard. And for some….juu||10/14/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 6: Baby? Or Baby Daddy?||How do you prioritize your relationships? Who comes first, baby? Or baby daddy? Well obviously the one who is crying the loudest and needs you the most! So wait, who comes first?!?? Listen in as we discuss our post partum relationship priorities. Spoil.||9/29/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 5: Mom Guilt||Baes, if you're a mom, you already know You're Doing It All Wrong. Not only are you hashtag blessed, but you're also probably hashtag guilt tripping 24x7. Are you spending enough time with your kids, feeding them vegetables, helping them become respons.||7/7/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 4: Father’s Day||Well it was Fathers Day! Check out how we celebrated the original mo-fos, the dads!||6/24/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 3: Pinteresting||We love to peep our friends' sweet kids on social media, but let's get real: some moms need to shut the blog up. From lighting, to posing, to content there are some mommy blogs that just make us feel like shiz. Oh your kid loves to read silently and s.||6/12/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 2: Sasquatch Crotch||We discuss the most important part of your birth plan: your pubes. Sure, your doula was on speed dial, your play list was on fleek, and your meditative breathing was ready to go out the effing window, but mom, how did you prep your pubes? Don't lie, yo.||6/12/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 1: Postpartum Hubby Hatred||How did you feel about your partner immediately after bringing that baby into the world? Did you look at him with fresh love or deep, scary, sleep deprived rage? Listen to our tales of post-partum husband hatred, one of the most important mommy milesto.||5/1/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
Intelligent and funny
Intelligent, funny people really do reproduce. They just don't talk abut it all. The. Time. Finally, you get the real poop on parenting.
Perfect primer to real mommy hood
I don't have kids, but one day I will have some, and I want to do my research. Actually I have to admit that I hate all of that crap on the Internet about perfect moms and their perfectly styles kids, but this podcast is different. So funny and real, informative and entertaining.
Laugh along with these ladies an episode at a time.
Every mom must subscribe! Listen to these ladies and laugh along as they chat about issues we can all relate to: stories of motherhood, marriage, mom-guilt and everything in between. It seems that no matter where you are parenting, the issues are the same, from NY to LA and Hawaii. Love it! Can't wait for the next episode!
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