Irresistible Fiction Department of Pan-dimensional Communication, OR&R, International

Irresistible Fiction 6: Joy Riding in a Lifepod 2300
 
While flipping through the help menus of the Lifepod 2300, Getch reveals some behind the scenes pop cultural infrastructure. Somebody lands in the co-pilot’s seat, and some absolutely crushing details.
What’s up with all of this talk about being fictional? Why does Orkin, Raptor, and Racket care about a person who doesn't exist? What sort of trouble has PanCom gotten us all into?
 
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Google results for “Barrier”
bar·ri·er
ˈberēər/
noun
noun: barrier; plural noun: barriers


a fence or other obstacle that prevents movement or access.synonyms:fence, railing, barricade, hurdle, bar, blockade, roadblock"the barrier across the entrance"a circumstance or obstacle that keeps people or things apart or prevents communication or progress."a language barrier"synonyms:obstacle, obstruction, hurdle, stumbling block, bar, block, impediment, hindrance, curb"a barrier to international trade"the starting gate of a racecourse.


BRITISH
a gate at a parking lot that controls access by being raised or lowered.
a long narrow island lying parallel and close to the mainland, protecting the mainland from erosion and storms.
noun: barrier island; plural noun: barrier islands
Origin
late Middle English (denoting a palisade or fortification defending an entrance): from Old French barriere, of unknown origin; related to barre.

Music:
Metamorphosis (remix Zelf Bloemen) by Coldnoise
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Coldnoise/Good_Night/Coldnoise_-_Metamorphosis_remix_Zelf_Bloemen
 
Sounds:
Auto Rattly Bumpy Road 50k Rf SOUND Effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3_yOwGNBis
Creak, Metal - Underwater Metal Creak: Heavy Pressure Metal Foley, Squeak & Creak Foley,...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmV5y9XW2RE
Computer Sounds
http://soundbible.com/tags-computer.html
Heavy Metal Creaking sound FX (Magneto)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iiiT42xwSU
Metal Impact Sound Effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCf9ds6qglY
Metal Objects Banging SOUND Effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8NCEk2328o
Machine Rumble / Sound Effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaWjX974Ojo
Stress Creak [SOUND EFFECT]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RPWP_2OCIk
Submarine Collision and Hull Breach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vayoOFWUlAM
Submarine creaking sound effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1LBTjqlPwE
Universal Metal Creaking sound FX from Six Million Dollar Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg8Wl-rUjz4
Warning Alarm - Beeps Sound Effects All sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuwgJxYqft0&t=17s
Space Ship Cruising Sound Effects Library Collection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGYMjmGgsQ8
Spaceship Interior Sound Effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHd8weVz848

 

Irresistible Fiction Chapter One: The Subatomic Chronicles
Irresistible Fiction: Episodes 1 - 5
 

Veering drastically from the political programming of Occupy Radio, and Chaos Theory Radio, Getch, or David Geitgey Sierralupe, declares himself fictional. If you keep listening, you will find yourself becoming irresistibly fictional as well.
In the first chapter of Irresistible Fiction, spanning episodes 1-5, Getch takes you deep into the nothingness at the core of the atom. Along the way expect vague recriminations about Albert Einstein. Expect corporate pressure from the legal team of Orkin, Raptor, and Racket, International. But mostly expect bullshit -- unrepentant, multi-layered, multi-dimensional b******t.
This is your chance to heed the call. Even though Getch is fictional, he needs your help. He's looking for his even more fictional friend, Norway Hansford.
Will you ignore this call for help, merely because it comes from somebody who doesn’t exist?
Are you the sort of person who discriminates against people who have the misfortune of being born fictional?
Test the limits of your perception, and possibly your compassion, with Irresistible Fiction, Chapter One: The Sub Atomic Chronicles.

Irresistible Fiction 5: Club Neutron
It’s a full moon Irresistible Fiction special, coming from a special place where the moonlight doesn’t shine. Getch makes some friends, and tries out the nightlife at Club Neutron.
 
Club Neutron, the last, best hope for some final chunk of matter, somewhere in the atom, turns out to be mostly illusions. Illusions, and maybe bad business decisions. While Getch talks quantum mechanics with Inga the bartender, the Incredible Quarks are on stage making things appear and disappear. With their magic act, the concept of anything solid in the universe survives on an Einsteinian technicality.

As Inga says: “It’s not a bad trick though. Everywhere you look isn’t there until you look there. You look somewhere else, and what was once there, stops being there anymore. It’s the Incredible Quarks. Always one step ahead of you.”

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File%3ANightclub_20170423.jpg
 
You might want to read up on quarks.

Quarks are randomly, appearing somethings way deep down inside the nucleus of the atom. Einstein says we can call their magic act "mass."
 
I like Physics Girl. She spells things out easily for people like me.  What Are Quarks? Sugar Edition! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LraNu_78sCw&t=1s
What Are Quarks? The Fuse School: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlv06lSAC7c&t=4s
What Are Quarks: Nuclear Physics and Science: https://quatr.us/physics/quarks-nuclear-physics-science.htm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark
Thanks to Kyle Schweighauser for being a bouncer; Jebediah Wilson for looking after Club Neutron's best interests, and Inga Wilson for being an inspirational bartender at the core of reality. Dan Marks, from News Sausage, and formerly of Chaos Theory Radio, was the Great Nad.

There were Sounds!
Warning Alarm - Beeps Sound Effects All sounds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuwgJxYqft0&t=17s

Busy Bar Ambiance - Talk and Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LObpA84ddL0
12 Epic Explosion Sound Effects [High Quality]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIijFSN35x8
BIG EXPLOSION SOUND EFFECTS (Mp3 Pack Download):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0gB369NYFA
collapse sound effects (dźwięki zawalenia/zniszczenia): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZr9jLDVDH0&index=2&list=RDQMtHbsTJiFer4
Explosion Sound Effects (Mp3 Download Link): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Yh-f_i9BTo
Hit/Boom/Impact/Thud (Movie Trailer Cinematic) - Sound Effect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKugLSWL3bM
Machine Gun Sound Effects | Bullet Machine Guns Firing Sound Effect | Royalty Free Sound Effects: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pbpzdwlM90
Metal door - Sound effects: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PkhwTRHWKI
Mixing Drinks - Ice / Glass / Pouring / Shaking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wELCiljHEs
Objects falling and crashing Sound Effect:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5bzqGyGj5s
RESTAURANT sound effects ambience, 8 HOURS of restaurant background noise busy fancy diner #1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYpJDOn1myo
Pounding on Metal Door Sound Effect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NTO6P_u7Po
Space Door Air Lock Release Sound Effect 2017 - Free Download: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7im7exXYa6s
Space Ship Cruising Sound Effects Library Collection:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGYMjmGgsQ8
Spaceship Fast Takeoff Sound Effect:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCVv8_zdQrE
Star Wars Spaceship take off sound effect 1:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOhca-UMnp4
Thud Sound Effects All Sounds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWy3WQzeoa8
Sakebeats Club Beat » Clubbeat_03.wav: https://freesound.org/people/sakebeats/sounds/176357/
Gun sound effects heard in movies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At8kg0lQwDE
Bar Glass Clinks & Slides Sound Effect  Hi - Resolution Audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQtv875c5D4
 

Irresistible Fiction is best if you listen to a handful of episodes at a time. Here's the complete collection to date.

Irresistible Fiction 4: Give Your Symbols Power
 
A jet pack ride interrupted. Whispers of Einstein. Why it’s good to be fictional. Jingle Bells. Graffitti.



Wikipedia: Atomic Nucleus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_nucleus
 
Atomic Nucleus on Windows to the Universe
https://www.windows2universe.org/physical_science/physics/atom_particle/atomic_nucleus.html
 
Relative Size of: Atoms, Nucleus, Neutrons and Electrons
https://prezi.com/cyc8c_xro4z6/relative-size-of-atoms-nucleus-neutrons-and-electrons/

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"Jingle Bells" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

The scream is a mix of the Wilhelm Scream, Alan Ruck from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, and Disney’s Goofy Yell.

Lots of different crowd noise tracks went into the making of this episode:
Fotball Soccer Match Stadium Ambience Sound -|- 8 hours Sleep, Relax, Meditate, Ambience:
By: LiveRecords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBQY8HDkdz4&t=6876s
CROWD IN STADIUM SOUND EFFECT FREE, By: BLUE Sound Effects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-0r05OTH4U
Soccer stadium Sound Effect, By: Music Free Library ♪
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqMcf-XzijM
Stadium Crowd Sound Effects | One Hour | HQ, By: n Beats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FLgShtdxQ8&index=2&list=RDUBQY8HDkdz4
 
Plus, I also found these sounds on youtube:
Body Falls Various Sound FX, By: nathanolson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMIC_Ttf3NU
Harry Potter spells soundeffects, By: Benedict L.U.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70hvTVR7R40
5 Shocking Explosions Caught On Camera!, By: We Want More Facts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kofGts2zVC8
High Voltage Electrical Explosion Compilation Electrical Explosion, Electrical fire, High voltage,
By: detodounpoco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4hrUgbZISk
Top 10 Big Movie Screams, By: MegaBig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1dxeSIUFpo
Elevator Sound Effects, By: Nick Judy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=debkzEfwmMM

Irresistible Fiction 3: Subatomic Jet Pack

In which Getch’s dimension-hopping doppelganger visits an intergalactic quidditch match in order to point out that it just doesn’t matter. Orkin, Raptor, and Racket imposes its will. Plus, vague rumblings about Einstein letting us all down.
All of that, in just eleven minutes, and ten seconds.

Or, as Nad commented after listening: “I love the sound of your show. I wasn't sure if I  was too high, or not high enough, for the subject matter.”
Regarding the previous episode, “Utter Bullshit,” Nad says, “ I felt like I was walking through the fog with someone on mushrooms.”
With reviews like that, you know you’re getting a quality podcast, dealing with important issues, delivered with a heaping pile of bullshit.
And, according to Mrs. Nad, you can also count on a touch of Nuclear Blue Balls.
But wait, there’s more, if you listen now, we guarantee you 100% more Quantum Bullshit!!
 
A tip of the hat to the Orkin, Raptor, and Racket legal team. You know you’re putting out important material when someone takes the time to slap a legal disclaimer on it.

Drop us a line: irresistiblefiction@gmail.com
 
Music: 
“Slow Burn,” by Kevin http://bit.ly/2kg4ypO  Comments: http://freemusicarchive.org/  Curator: WFMU 
Sound Effects:



“Fotball Soccer Match Stadium Ambience Sound -|- 8 hours Sleep, Relax, Meditate, Ambience” By LiveRecords  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBQY8HDkdz4
“Howling Wind Sound -|- 8 Hours sound of wind noise for sleep, relax, ambience, meditation etc.” By LiveRecords  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr1KfUMPNqE
“Flag flapping in the wind, parachute, fabric (looped), sound effect” By Sound Berries  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od8_CBE-n6c