Off in the Weeds
By Jessica Kupferman and John Bukenas
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Jessica and John will discuss the issues of the day in a brutally honest and not politically correct format. We could discuss politics, religion, pop culture, or sports. But this is not a political, religious, pop culture, or sports podcast. We discuss what you are thinking, and what you want to say out loud, but that fear of political correctness stops you. We might even throw in a story or two from “Back in the Day.” WARNING: This podcast is not for the easily offended.
||ExplicitKids Today with Their Portable TV's | Off in the Weeds 039||Kids Today with Their Portable TVs | Off in the Weeds 041 Cell phones - wave of the future in TV entertainment Remember when we had to have community tv watching sessions? Melrose Place gatherings Short-lived social channels and which social...||2/16/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTelling a Woman to Calm Down is Like Bathing a Cat | Off in the Weeds 038||Are we making a bigger deal over what President Trump Is doing? Does Planned Parenthood provide the services they advertise? Does Dr. Phil actually have the answer for healing the nation? Does Milo Yiannopoulos deserve the labels he is getting...||2/5/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit‘Tis The Season for Regifting - Don’t Eat The Vegetables! | Off in the Weeds 037||Mercury Retrograde is affecting The Dad Vert Living vs Tiny Houses The Poo Haiku of vegetables The perils of regifting Holiday gifts that are ridiculously extra Punching or talking your way out of a situation? Which is better? The beauty of a Yankee...||12/28/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHoliday Traditions - Who Me? | Off in the Weeds 036||Jess is adjusting to being mothered Why don’t people understand what “work from home” means The new segment entitled, Who, Me? Whose idea is it to save your sauces for eternity? BK and mustard - can you even GET mustard out of them? Definition...||12/10/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHappy Holidays? | Off in the Weeds 035||Holiday weight gain - John’s having second thoughts about being skinny Mother in laws and their non-digital habits Dementia - keeps you on your toes, makes things fun TV Hiatus - John is bitter without winter programming Mayans MC - the Sons...||12/4/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitAmerica Loses Its Mind | Off in the Weeds 034||John and Jess lament the election results Let’s analyze what happened and why it’s all John’s fault Dad joins us and feels optimistic about The D for Prez Celebrities respond to the election Neil Young is 70! Connect with John and Jess! Why?...||11/13/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitJessica Is No Fan Of Mansplaining | Off in the Weeds 033||Mansplaining and the communication problems behind it Asexuality and sex scenes - do you enjoy watching people hook up or hate it? Men and women at work - what should men do so they don’t get punched? Susan Sarandon won’t vote with her vagina -...||11/7/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHalloween, Militant Turkeys, and Stress Oh My! | Off in the Weeds 032||John gets a stress test - and it mostly sucks bc he’s furry Jess is dismayed by our current society John waxes religious about letting everyone do what they gotta do We commiserate about people who call their pets “fur babies” Should you spoon...||10/31/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitJohn’s Birthday! Insane Clowns, Kim Kardashian’s Robbery, and Pill Cosby’s Trial | Off in the Weeds 030||We discuss other people John shares a birthday with, and what else happened in history today Jess is SUPER over NYC - here’s why Pumpkin season! Do we care?? Pumpkin foods and what we think. Do you like any of them? HURRICANE! Clown hysteria and the..||10/11/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHappy International Podcast Day! We Meet Jessica's Father | Off in the Weeds 029||We celebrate International Podcast Day by recording a podcast. Jessica’s Father Andy joins the show. Most people over 50 still use their AOL email address John talks about people’s intolerance for conflicting opinions on social media. The NFL’s...||10/1/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitProtests, What Are They Good For? Kaley Cuoco, Kaepernick, and Go Topless Go | Off in the Weeds 028||Colin Kaepernick doesn’t stand for the national anthem and Jess is super annoyed about it John and Jessica argue, AGAIN, about #blacklivesmatter and why it matters. This is exhausting for both of them Melania - is she considered a “whore” for...||9/8/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitJohn's Messy Podcast Meetup and Jessica visits a Medium | Off in the Weeds 027||John trained a monkey to write our show notes! Let’s give the monkey a rest and Jess will do it John’s first meetup! Lesson about Dunkin: ALWAYS GET THE MEDIUM. #amiright John’s wardrobe malfunction Meeting the podcast clan at a Philly meetup...||9/2/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Emperor Has No Balls, Naked Trump Statues Pop Up In Major Cities | Off in the Weeds 026||In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss: Anarchists unveil naked Donald Trump statues in several U.S. cities - "The Emperor Has No Balls," White Male Privilege Is Why We Laugh At Lochte And Vilify Douglas To Catch a Predator' is...||8/20/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBlack Lives Matter & Ganja Suppositories | Off in the Weeds 025||In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss: Jess Got new Glasses Cannabis suppositories for the win! Female teacher says it’s ‘school’s fault’ that she had sex with boy, 17 It's Hillary Vs "The Donald" John can't wait for...||7/30/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitKid Induced Injuries, Trump, Clinton, or Johnson, & What’s up with Jewish Summer Camp? | Off in The Weeds 024||In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss: An hour before recording John’s Back went out and he is doing the show medicated iDawg headbutts Jessica in the face John tells the story about John Jr. catching John in the groin with a...||7/24/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDJ Grump E OG “aka” Old White Rapper & Pokemon Go'ers | Off in The Weeds 023||In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss: Jess goes to Podcast Movement and talks about her experience. John plays with the Smule Autorap app for iPhone and lays down some sick rhymes. You decide which “sick” they are. Mick...||7/17/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitFast Food, First Cars, & Funny Pranks | Off in The Weeds 022||It's a comedy podcast, you really want show notes? For what? I gotta better idea. Please connect with us at http://www.offintheweeds.com/contact or email us at email@example.com Please connect with us on Social Media Facebook Twitter...||7/1/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHire a Wife | Off in the Weeds 021||In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss: John Wants to Hire a Wife Jess’s new mohawk is giving her the heart of a warrior. Georgia woman files lawsuit after Ellen DeGeneres makes fun of her name. Small talk turns in funny...||6/16/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitStupid Work Rules, Snake Bit on the Toilet, and John's Elevator Entrapment Stories||In this episode Jess's ADD meds hadn't kicked in yet and Jess is shot out of a cannon. It's prom season and as usual Jess & John are having different experiences with our daughters. In the News: A Python Bit A Man’s Penis While He Squatted Over...||5/31/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitJess's New Doo, A Poo Haiku & Is John Cultured? | Off in The Weeds 019||In this episode: Jessica is had enough! She is getting a Faux-hawk We would John & Jess each do with 35 million dollars An Arizona reporter get the cramp and fired. A Poo Haiku! John want to defend the reporter and the subject of the story in a...||5/23/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitJohn Has the Blues, Jessica's 1st World Problems, What's a Yurt? & Is Caitlyn Going Back to Bruce? | Off in the Weeds 018||In this episode: It’s John’s turn to be jealous Jessica’s 1st World Problems John and Jess discuss Elsie Escobar’s contradictory lifestyle. What the heck is a Yurt? Philly Jesus is now following the Show on Twitter John want Podcasters to stop..||5/14/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitPhilly Jesus & Polydactylous Kids | Off in The Weeds 017||In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss: Jess gets jealous of John’s new podcasting co-host Jess hates her baby because he’s “Captain Destructo” Philly Jesus gets arrested! Philly Jesus Instagram Philly Jesus on Twitter..||5/6/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitJohn gets Negative Feedback, Transgender Potty & Dating Fallout Being a Podcast Ambassador | Off in the Weeds 016||This episode Jess and John discuss: John responds to hate mail John represents his entire gender and answers…”why dick pics” Dick pic’ing is like fishing “In online dating, you’re either the finger, or the booger.” CLASSIC Some...||4/25/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitWelcome to Mississippi "The Bigot State" Transgender Potty & Dating Issues, Is Amy Schumer Plus Size? | Off in the Weeds 015||In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss: Scott is sick and therefore everyone must wait on him because somehow a fever means he is rendered immobilized. Amy Schumer isn't plus sized Mississippi! You Sad Stupid Bigoted...||4/20/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTerrorist Turkeys & Therapy | Off in the Weeds 014||This episode Jess and John discuss: We have Listener Feedback! Jessica goes on the therapy couch John's Cell Phone Voice Mail Greeting A cure for Procrastination! 10 Ways to Help Boost Your Memory MINDFULNESS IN 7 STEPS Sandip Roy (Well I...||4/8/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitLucky 13th Episode & Superstitions | Off in the Weeds 013||In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss: Well honestly John forgets what they talked about, but it was funny and entertaining. So instead of show notes we would like to give you this quote: "Show notes.... You don't need no...||4/6/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitApril Fools! |Off in the Weeds 012||In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss: Well honestly John forgets what they talked about, but it was funny and entertaining. So instead of show notes we would like to give you this quote: "Show notes.... You don't need no...||4/2/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTechnology Sucks! | Off in the Weeds 011||In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss: How Technology has been kicking John's ass. Why Password Management Systems Suck! Putting IKEA stuff together Mechanics in the family and how some of them are magic Scott found the...||3/30/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThrowing Poo Like Chimpanzees | Off in the Weeds 010||In this episode of Off in the Weeds: Why John did the show notes naked General poo and farting stories with our 1st guest ever Jason Bryant from Mat Talk Online Jess rants about The Donald and the wife comparison Ted Cruz Sex Scandal Woman...||3/26/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitPractical Jokes & Revenge | Off in the Weeds 009||In this episode Jessica and John discuss: Jess has a new computer and her husband is driving her nuts ADHD and how it drives you to buy EVERY project management system ever PM apps are like crash diets for ADHD people Mac Power Users -...||3/23/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBroken Bones, Burns, and Bugs | Off in the Weeds 008||5 inches of snow? Why God? Bukenasisms - Say what you want about ___ or WHAT! That’s insane. Jess picks apart the Republican noms Story of how John knocked himself out with tumble down the stairs Broken bone stories Burns - Jessica’s...||3/19/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitFat People Problems | OITW 007||In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jessica and John discuss: Daylight Savings Time and why it’s a pain in the crotch Why holidays are never on the same days Local podcasts - wave of the future? Why is John always in his car? Kim K is...||3/16/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitWhat's Funny and Twitter Feuds | Off in the Weeds 006||In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jessica and John discuss: Kim Kardashian’s nude selfie has motivated famous women to take nude selfies and John give two thumbs up for their effort. Jessica gets sensitive about people who are not happy...||3/14/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitPoo Haiku | Off in the Weeds 005||In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jessica and John discuss: The Republican Candidate Cock-off Debate Is Trump the Hitler of the new millennium? Who is more skeevy, Kim Kardashian or Mylie Cyrus? John heard an interesting question on the...||3/9/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThis Show Is Officially Off In The Weeds||This Show Is Officially Off In The Weeds. I mean really, we are changing the name of the show to Off In The Weeds. Because that's our thing. We pick a topic and then we go off in the weeds about one thing or another. It's an ADD thing. Today we...||3/4/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitSocial Media Faux Pas & Super Bowl Ads||In this episode Jessica and John talk about Super Bowl Commercials and how “The Offended” take to twitter to complain. And what is age appropriate social media sharing and when and if it is ever time to make a dating relationship Facebook...||3/3/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitWanna Netflix & Chill?||John apologizes to Jessica for his last episode shortcomings, finds out the hard way that the definition of "Netflix & Chill" has changed, why the Bro Code exists. And Jessica and John discuss the new Fox show Lucifer. And John goes on a rant...||3/3/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitSnowblowers, Zebra Cakes, and a Stringbean. Oh My!||In this episode John and Jessica talk about getting through the Blizzard of 2016. How a green bean was the cause a ruckus and the death of a Zebra Cake. Also, why are women so polarized on the delivery of breast milk? Please Like us on...||3/1/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
Stumbled upon this podcast via Twitter and I thoroughly enjoy it. Great chemistry between the hosts, great rhythm and interesting topics. It’s a must listen!!!
The fun aunt and uncle I've always wanted
Great commentary on everything from pop culture, current trends, people in the news and general topics. No matter where the weeds take them, their opinions are always fresh and well-backed.
John and Jess are the "crazy" aunt and uncle I want to invite to my stereotypical WASPy family's holiday gatherings so the conversation could turn from passive-aggressive chit-chat about the weather or how dry the turkey is to a full-on discussion or entertaining debate, like if Miley Cyrus brings more value to the world than Kim Kardashian.
These two are a hoot to listen to, and I hope they continue to grow!
Love Jess and John’s back and forth. Make sure I listen to this almost immediately every time it comes out. Poo Haiku. All I gotta say!