Only Awful Movies: A Bad Movie Podcast
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Every week two brothers come together to discuss a bad movie and analyze the dreary state of cinema. They suffer through everything from recent blockbusters to direct-to-video relics found in the trash. Only Awful Movies offers up the occasional guest and a variety of segments.
||ExplicitHectic Knife makes our heads explode – OAM#014||Today we dive deep into the ultra-low budget splatter superhero comedy Hectic Knife. Peter Litvin plays Hectic Knife who uses the martial style of Hectic Knife to stab bad guys and pursue Piggly Doctor, a villain that blows up children.||1/29/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitKing Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table sucks and Star Wars is dead – OAM#013||Another day another bad movie, in this case two bad movies. Asylum’s King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table confuses everyone with its modern day take on the classic tale of the time-traveling incestous sorcerress Morgana and her son Mordred.||1/20/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitNew Year’s Evil wasn’t that evil – OAM#012||We watched New Year’s Evil: a slasher without the slashing, a murder mystery without the mystery and a weird panty hose chewing Grant Cramer. Roz Kelly is a workaholic single mom hosting Hollywood Hotline, a totally 80s New Year’s TV special.||1/10/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitPottersville leaves a stain on a bunch of A-list actors resumes – OAM#011||We resume our month of awful holiday movies with Pottersville, a nonsensical film about furries, big foot and Christmas. Micheal Shannon, Ron Perlman, Judy Greer and more actors that shouldn’t be in this film get a paycheck to phone in their scenes.||12/29/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDismembering Christmas makes us second guess this podcast – OAM#010||We both needed to imbibe alcohol after watching Slasher Studio’s Christmas flavored slasher, Dismembering Christmas. Despite their studio name there is a severe lack of slashing and instead we’re treated to what feels like a half-a-dozen off-screen||12/19/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHome Alone 4 shatters our Christmas spirit – OAM#009||We are horrified to inform you that we’ve watched Home Alone 4 AKA Home Alone: Taking Back The House. Nine weeks in and we don’t know how much longer the podcast can continue. Kevin McAllister and his family are body snatched and replaced with bad a||12/11/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitStonerville siphons our life essence – OAM#008||Danny requested a Pauly Shore movie and Mark made him regret it. Stonerville is a half-baked sex-comedy that truly deserves to be on this awful podcast. Fart jokes, racism and sexism can be found in abundance in this “Pauly Shore” flick.||11/30/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThank God for Thankskilling – OAM#007||In a departure from previous weeks we celebrate the holiday with the ultra-low budget slasher comedy Thankskilling. We discuss this awfully offensive good-bad movie that doesn’t overstay its welcome with a tight run time just over 60 minutes.||11/23/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRyde is the ride-sharing app horror movie nobody asked for – OAM#006||We grab our criticism filled shotguns and take aim at Ryde. In this direct-to-video horror film we learn ride-sharing apps can kill both people and screenplays. After our review of Ryde we tackle an IMDB conspiracy theory. How did Ryde get a 7.||11/16/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Emoji Movie is the worst movie of 2017 – OAM#005||The Emoji Movie could be the worst movie of the year. Shame on all of those involved in this abomination. We are tired of this garbage.||11/9/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
GREATEST PODCAST EVER
I have cancer, and before I die, my only regret is that I will not be able to review more Only Awful Movies Podcast and give it more 5 star reviews. You should give it a 5 star review. To be fair, I am the band leader on the podcast. You may recognize me from the cover of "Crippling Depression Monthly", which will surely be noted as my last achievement before I die of cancer of the soul.
There are too many movies out there to know which ones to avoid. These guys keep my life together. Hilarious dialogue.