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We’re Eli and Blair. We're best friends who like talking about pop culture and we’d like it if you’d listen. Warning: episodes may contain swearing, violence, awkward pauses, poor production values, Biblical scholarship, James Patterson commercials, internet remixes, and Stu Pickles.
||Explicitepisode 24: hunchcast||What the f**k does Motown have to do with Macbeth? We’re back with a poorly-conceived Fringe offering that’s of or related to scribes. Eli is the guy running this Disney board meeting while Mean Girl with Short Hair go [sic] hunt buffalo. We||9/29/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicitepisode 23: gathering of the holeheadz||It’s the best episode where we don’t talk about that date rape song featuring Fat Albert! Enjoy Eli’s dulcet tones reading Wikipedia while Blair whinges about Woolworth’s and tickles the world of poetic feet. We determine Who Suck||8/10/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicitepisode 22: crisis on infinite riverdales||This is a list. Your illustrious co-hosts are back and rarin’ to go with nip-belts, chickenery, and weird alternate reality social experiments. We get caught in the lie of having seen The Avengers, stay up-to-date on the Sexy Archer Pantheon, and d||6/15/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicitepisode 21: donald trump presents trumpcast hosted by donald trump||Yes, the Blair and Eli Sentman Thorncast has finally reached the age of majority! And we’ve got fertile comedic ground to plow: Joe Biden impressions, how to build bagpipes, Rule 34 for covers of “Flight of the Bumblebee,” and Rob Thoma||3/17/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicitepisode 20: this time, it's personal||Long awaited, faintly praised, and fondly remembered, our live episode is here at last! Martin Luther King day has come and gone, so it’s high time to feast your ears on the glory of stupid jokes about Carrot Top, competitive rounds of “Hey,||2/1/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicitepisode 19: grand theft vanity||Think about it: have you ever seen Guy Fieri and Mark McGrath in the same place? This week, we’re hitting you with metaphorical sharks, transportation-related celebrity deaths, Hufflepuff BrainQuest decks, and Trixiphus the Rabbit. Eli writes Rosen||1/21/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicitepisode 18: thinkin' patinkin||All worship at the altar of Bob Modell! It’s Christmastime, and you know what that means: George Michael gets a gift from the butcher on the Brady Bunch. We look at which holiday songs are secretly about fugitive slaves, investigate the notoriously||12/15/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicitepisode 17: song of the south pacific||Wanna know how Seal got those scars? Find out on a visit to the James K. Polk Emporium and two separate instances of talking about the existence of the movie “The Alamo!” Plus, Eli’s revealed as a younger version of Gary Busey who is in||12/6/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicitepisode 16: ruffalo soldier||Do you need closure for all the plot threads from Johnny English 1? Good, because we’ve got NO DEARTH of Mel Brooks impressions. We go shopping for books about Princess Diana and Chris Farley’s powwows in the afterlife, try to place James Bon||11/30/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicitepisode 15: thankskilling 2||Temporal synchronance does not a holiday theme make, you guys. Nevertheless, this episode is jam-packed with seasonal segments: Lists of Films Involving People Wearing Bonnets, Famous Bridges in Turkey, and the complete Thanksgiving oeuvre of Martin Bres||11/20/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicitepisode 14: una noche||When was the first time YOU remember encountering William H. Macy? How does the rest of the world get their Perry Mason fix? And what do Hegemon of Phaisos, Weird Al, and our own Eli Sentman have in common? Blair forgets who Breckin Meyer is, Eli does a||11/10/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicitepisode 13: how to kill a mockingbird||Sorry to break it to you, Zooey Deschanel’s character from Failure to Launch, but this episode will NOT help you with your avian stakeout. What you will learn about are things like condom cloaking technology, the collective archetype of the stegosa||11/3/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicitepisode 12: the eisenberg uncertainty principle||Do you want to make quiche? Too bad. Luckily, we’ve got theories of everything: the Cook’s Illustrated Relationship Postulate, the Victim-Blaming Recapitulation of Home Alone, and the 100% Probability of Ringtones Being Audible. We pay a visi||10/26/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicitepisode 11: day tripper||Calling all Avril Lavigne apologists, Nickelback neurologists, and potential primatologists! We’ve got a pressing question: who ruins Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride? Take the chocolate tour of the Sewer Museum and hear Blair mispronounce “cropyri||9/30/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicitepisode 10: a tribute to the barenaked ladies||We’re teaming up to pitch you some thought-provoking documentaries about chairs, razors, and the sounds of public transit. Eli Whitney does a great impression of Iced Tea and the Blair Witch Project spreads awareness of the number-one killer of ham||8/24/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicitepisode 9: a tale of two cities||Through the power of technology, we bring you the first episode of our New York and LA lives. Featured topics include bicoastal Chipotle habits, watching the Fantastic Four movies out of order without confusion, “Gros,” and how Batman isnR||8/6/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicitepisode 8: bucket||More pressing questions this week, including: can we graduate? Who is/are Mott the Hoople? And WAS Guadalupe available? Meanwhile, Eli delves into the logical fallacies at the heart of One Direction songs, Blair admits to a shameful past of VHS-ing anime||6/8/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicitepisode 7: yo-lo ma||We’re so sorry, but we hate the things you love. Your favorite directors, your incumbent President, your only example of a rapping, steampunk cowboy. We let Drake retitle cherished classic movies, we can’t tell 90s alt-rock frontmen apart, an||6/2/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicitepisode 6: high school consequential||It’s the episode where literally everything comes back to what we did in high school. We reveal the results of our showdown and end up talking about Eli’s garage band. We try to talk about graduation speeches and end up quoting Chalky Studeba||5/24/12||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicitepisode 5: bungle in the jungle||Probing philosophical questions of the week: is there a God in Pokémon? Why can’t Sims have sex except in the heart bed? And who keeps making all these movies about the daughter of the President? Plus career advice for the Hamburglar, the Unsung Be||5/8/12||Free||View In iTunes|
Not to be missed!
Pithetic is hilarious, down-to-earth, and totally relatable. Blair and Eli complement one another perfectly as co-hosts. A great way to spend an hour!
Always engaging and intriguing
Dead-on humor about culture, pop & otherwise -- and with wild riffs about the world in general. Weird, funny stuff you don't want to miss.