Podcasts Will Never Help You
By Malcontent Studios
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Welcome to the first ever podcast in recorded history! We're two funny friends with a ridiculously broad pop-culture podcast, and we couldn't be more excited to spin up the Hot Take machine and get caught in its gears. Screaming.
||Explicit#12 – Invictus||It metis not heau strait the gate, Heau chahged with punishmints the scroll, Oi am the mestah of my faite, Oi am the keptin of my saul.||8/14/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#11 – Behind The Music||The reason this episode is so late is cause I got tied up dealing with Celestial Winter Trash's legal team (they're RUTHLESS), and then I tried to play some Mario Kart to cool off but it only made things worse.||8/10/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#10 – S****y Riposte||It's the PWNHY Tenniversary Special, and we f****d it up by oversharing on anime. But if you like discourse on pro wrestling, Gerudo politics, or bad ska eulogies, this is the show for you!||7/30/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#9 – You Say Turismo, I Say Turismo||Remember in Naruto when they timeskipped and Shikamaru got wicked competent and everybody stopped dressing like they were on a Saturday morning PBS cartoon? This is not that. At all.||7/22/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#8 – Worst Best Friends||Broaden your horizons regarding what people can get away with in professional filmmaking and video game development in this joke-tacular belated April Fool's special! We tackle disappointing DLC, suffocating soundtracks, and classic Fools' hoaxes from o||4/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#7 – No Win Scenarios||In this, the first ever podcasting bildungsroman, Skavi and Juan learn about inappropriate covers, s****y tournaments, and the role of indoctrination in neoliberal capitalism. Also yr Fortnite is trash.||3/28/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#6 – Revenge Of The N.E.R.D.||Juan confronts some demons from his youth in this episode as we discuss surrealism in anime, game design, and film. Make Tommy go away.||3/21/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#5 – Duelist Mouth||This is it. The one you've all been waiting for. Finally, the secret of the special features on the home release of Thor 2: The Dark World are revealed. We also walk back our views on bad ice cream, and Skavi activates their trap card.||3/12/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#4 – This is My Twin, T’Challla, with 3 L’s||Today's episode has two sickbois as we discuss similarities to Childish Gambino on the new Janelle Monae, and Juan sniffles and croaks his way through an illness. Also, we conclude our reading of Black Panther, discuss a new giant robot strategy game, a||3/5/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#3 – Devil May Cry: Dante’s Ding-Dong||Submitted for Grammy consideration, this episode see us diving down the rabbit hole of bad movie CGI and golden-age reality TV. Plus a troubling discovery in some browser documentation.||2/27/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#2 – Christopher Nolan’s Dragon Ball Super||We’re back with better audio quality, hotter takes, and actual introductions! Join us this week as we discuss Black Panther (with no spoilers), Shadow of the Colossus, Guy Fieri, latin american folk music, and more.||2/18/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#1 – What’s Your Return Policy On Horses||The inaugural episode of Podcasts Will Never Help You or PWNHY. Call us what you like as long as you're calling! Join us this week as we discuss celebrity restaurants, I, Tonya, continuing to engage with music you listened to as a Teen, going to jail fo||2/12/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
10/10 fine arts review
2 pals with great chemistry do a show. Need I say more?
Both chuckle-inducing and thought provoking, worth a listen!
I’m not huge on video games, but these two make the subject so entertaining. 10/10 would recommend