POWER MOVES with Mike Burns
By Mike Burns
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You won’t get far in this cruel world without making some Power Moves. Every Thursday, Mike Burns (@Dadboner) and a guest share personal stories of debauchery, dissect dirtbags making bad decisions in the news, and rant on everything from sports to music to fast food to “a guy they saw smashing his own car window in the parking lot of Dave & Busters.” If you love Chili’s, Stone Cold Steve Austin, booze, Bob Seger, and the mistakes of others, you’re in the right place.
||ExplicitEP 005 - Stealin' from Walmart & Eatin' Out of The Trash||In EP 5, we talk about illness from Big Bites, Brooks breaks his car in the desert, Fantasy Football problems, Big Toilet wants to murder us, stealing from Walmart, a Hitler Halloween costume, Cool Chinese Ferrari Dad, Sammy Hagar's new Times Square...||10/17/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEP 004 - Microwave Pee & Supermarket Dad Fistfight||Look at all this value you get in Ep 4: -Dusty Rhodes -Burns' Fantasy Football buddy got in a fist fight at the grocery store -Brooks wants to wrestle Dean Ambrose -Big Toilet threatens Brooks -Gas station where people are microwaving their pee -Natty..||10/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEP 003 - Movie Wine & Airplane Weed & Big Toilet||In this glorious third episode: -Burns' NFL Redzone addiction -Brooks' D.C. doo doo pants -Getting drunk at the movies -A call from Buddy Bill Big Toilet -Neighborhood coyotes want to kill us -Legal weed at LAX -Guy with bionic dick -A destroyed...||10/3/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEP 002 - Goin' Hard in the Paint||Burns & Brooks are back for the second jam packed episode, helping you live your best life. Topics included for your pleasure: Ric Flair Sleeping with spaghetti sauce Bothering Jon Hamm at an Emmy Party Beggin' for change and hittin' on babes...||9/27/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEP 001 - Welcome to Power Moves, you guys.||Regular co-host Brooks Wheelan joins Mike for the first episode. Topics included for your enjoyment: Capri Sun & Crackheads Shaving your armpits Subway's Seafood Sensation Getting slapped by a family member Brooks' poop pants problems Drunk guy...||9/17/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
Burns is back, you guys!
Really missing Brido though. He’s probably off being married and a normal human. Saw him in a car commercial the other week. Such a puss. Burns is really killing the podcast game. Such great insta stories of food too. Don’t sleep on this American hero!!
Finally, the Burns content you crave!
Caught this on the way to work today and it doesn’t disappoint. Burns and occasional co-host/life partner Brooks are hilarious together. You get a taste of the magic on Brooks’ Entry Level pod, but Power Moves is the full pour.
Off to a great start!
Love hearing Mike's stories. Will be looking forward to it every week.