By Philip Armand
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Philip Armand figures out life with words, now he's decided to record those words. Over the past seven years he's sublimated therapy by talking to himself, writing and now recording. Working on themes of commitment, inspiration and recalling odd (often unrelated) memories; he has managed to better understand himself, his world and what his purpose is. Confusion and amusement may ensue.
||ExplicitRecorded Words 22, Static||Philip Armand inquires into the static in his perception and discovers a corpse, composed of a dwindling pile of cash. He remembers how his unfriendly neighbor used to sing opera in the shower and how this helped him recover from Tourette’s.||6/12/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRecorded Words 21, Simplicity||Philip Armand, as usual, is distracted and overwhelmed. In need of intervention he asks his friend Mike Ceglia for advice, they speak, Philip records.||5/31/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRecorded Words 20, Red Faced||Philip Armand tries to distance himself from a past relationship, but ends up getting punched in the face.||4/29/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRecorded Words 19, Cohabitation||Philip Armand confuses relationship and home as if one can’t exist without the other.||4/26/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRecorded Words 18, Double Team||Philip Armand tries on being an underwear model, while he mulls over a double-team offer.||4/8/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRecorded Words 17, Austrian Dishwasher||- Being a roofer was never sold to Philip Armand as a safe profession. When he nearly falls to his death, he is left thinking about his childhood dishwasher. -Art by Cynthia Bogart||3/29/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRecorded Words 16, Tarantula||Philip Armand gets repeatedly bitten by a spider and a famous artist dangles the carrot of fame.||3/16/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRecorded Words 15, Campari||Philip Armand becomes enamored with Campari while on vacation in Milan, then discovers the geography of the past and future.||3/11/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRecorded Words 14, Bliss||Philip Armand accidentally falls into a vortex of Bliss, then the bliss hangs up.||3/7/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRecorded Words 13, Fisting||Philip Armand becomes obsessed with fisting, not the act but the mechanical and motivational mechanism.||2/10/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRecorded Words 12, Morning Roast||Philip Armand misses the smell of his mother's holiday roast, the taste....not so much.||2/8/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRecorded Words 11, Toilet Paper||Philip Armand wonders why they still make multi-ply toilet tissue.||2/2/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRecorded Words 10, Now You Know||Philip Armand rushes through Penn Station until a rumpled man stops him and teaches him a profound lesson.||2/2/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRecorded Words 09, Look-A-Like||Philip Armand is mistaken for a stranger and then someone even stranger than that stranger.||2/2/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRecorded Words 08, Do You Vomit||Philip Armand is asked by a helicopter pilot if he vomits, the answer comes too late.||2/2/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRecorded Words 07, Cocoa||Philip Armand desecrates a coca farmer in Ghana.||2/1/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRecorded Words 06, Peshmerga||Philip Armand spends an afternoon watching the TV show Friends with a group of Kurdish Freedom-Fighters. See more here.||1/27/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRecorded Words 05, Birthday Invite||Philip Armand missed an opportunity to share cake with Sir Terence because he had his head up his ass.||1/27/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRecorded Words 04, Blackhead||Philip Armand explores a mysterious black dot on his nose.||1/27/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRecorded Words 03, Einstein||Philip Armand discover's Einstein's mistakes and what they mean for his life.||1/27/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRecorded Words 02, Morning Commute||Philip Armand considers a more sanitary form of commuting, after witnessing a man attacking his own nose.||1/27/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRecorded Words 01, Mushrooms||Philip Armand eats a big bowl of stew, without mushrooms.||1/24/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
I love them all! Your voice is engaging ❤️
Very fun stories!
Very fun stories, I’m glad I discovered this.