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Watching all the bad movies so you don't have to. (but you probably should, so you'll understand)
||ExplicitEpisode #27 - Revolution||Happy Independence Day! It's the time of year when you cook outside, light stuff on fire, and see big box office movies, but what really happened in 1776 when our founders said f**k tea, and f**k King George? Well, if you base all of your history knowledge on 1985's Revolution, you'll likely think the American Revolution was very muddy, revolved a little too much around drummer boys, and had taken place on location in England. So in the interest of creating a better society Nick and Stephen watched Revolution and are here to wake you from your patriotic catatonia. In this bonus episode the guys go all in on perhaps the worst movie about patriotism ever. This movie bombed so hard Al Pacino took 4 years off from acting. 4 YEARS. What we would give for that now. Listen and subscribe, etc. America!||7/9/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #26 - The Flintstones||Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, they make you hate their family. From the town of Bedrock, filled with product placement and... you get it. In honor of dinosaurs once again being the hottest thing in the history of time we watched the Flintstones movie. With the help of our guest Sophie we dig deep into the prehistoric past of 1994, and not so fondly remember a film from our childhood. Currently streaming on Netflix, subject yourself to this movie and join in on our "fun."||7/2/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #25 - The Circle||The Circle is just a shape to most of you, but to others it's life. We get deep into the ridiculous premise that is The Circle and just how a movie that could have been so right, goes so dang wrong. Featuring bad accents, police states, and kayaks this movie has it all and we have something to say about all of it. Complete with our own shape themed movies and general disbelief that this movie was made.||6/19/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #24 - Blade: Trinity||Blade. Laser. Blazer. Wesley Snipes doesn't wear a blazer in this movie but he sure does f**k up some vampires. We watched Blade: Trinity in honor of Ryan Reynolds talking his way into Deadpool. Though it was on the high side of Rotten Tomatoes this movie will always be low to us. Featuring our "guest" Alex (we know, we know), we break down just how Blade: Trinity breaks down 15 minutes into the movie. Though under 2 hours it really feels like 2+ hours you'll never get back. We talk Reynolds, we talk Biel, we talk Snipes, we talk drunk(ish) because that's really the only way to watch this movie. Listen up and listen in!||6/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #23 - The Perfect Score||Do you remember your SAT score, or are you trying to actively forget it? Well your living in the past and/or dwelling on the past is almost over. A movie about the test that test that you've likely moved on from is the cure. So start the timer, get your number 2 Ticonderoga pencil and fill in those dots and join Nick and Stephen on the only journey about the SATs that you'll ever take.||5/22/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode #22 - Batman & Robin||Holy Joel Schumacher Batman! Get ready to take a CHILL pill as we journey to the cinematic experience, also only known as Batman & Robin. Join Nick, Stephen, and everyone's favorite go-to guest Kyle, as they discuss this ensemble cast film that sent super-hero genre into the dark-ages.||4/29/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #21 - Grandma's Boy||The holiday for tokers and smokers and stoners has come and gone, but we couldn't help but capitalize on the rich genre of stoner comedies. Joined by cannabis enthusiast Jacob, we break down the movie about boys for boys. We highly recommend going back in time and watching this movie again as a teenager, because it only gets worse from there.||4/23/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #20 - Ready To Rumble||Having the post-Wrestlemania Blues? Didn’t think it was fair how that they wrote that one guy to lose to another? Have no fear, because we vented your frustrations for you, by giving the ol’ snapmare to the classic professional wrestling film Ready To Rumble. Listen in as we discuss the highest high, and lowest lows of this sports entertainment classic, and Oliver Platt!||4/10/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #19 - The Sixth Man||March Madness is almost at an end, but just in case you're not ready we have a podcast episode for you! We watched NCAA basketball movie favorite, The Sixth Man. We brought on our own sixth man, hoophead Dave, who provided the 6'8" height, as well as the basketball knowledge to this MADNESS themed podcast. We talked the Wayans, how having a ghost on your team is cheating, death, and of course did a fantasy basketball draft. LISTEN UP!||4/2/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #18 - Assassin's Creed||We know what you're thinking... With arms wide open! No, not that Creed. We watched the Creed where they murder people and where the movie is unintentionally murdered of all value in the process. Nick and Stephen and special guest and video game fanatic Sean watched the worst movie involving the word creed, and got down to just how did they take such a cool idea and make it so, so, so lame. We play many games, go off topic quite often, and enjoy the podcast more than the movie. Listen up!||3/26/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #17 - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider||It's the month of women, and we're starting to think we celebrated it the wrong way, we watched Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. With the help of girlfriend of the pod, Ellen, we dive deep into the (arguably) better version of Indiana Jones. We talk about Angie's career making movie, how it leads to Brad Pitt, Cambodia, and beyond. The episode also features the new and most exciting games ever to be done (probably) on Reel Rotten.||3/19/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #16 - The Emoji Movie||WARNING: In honor of this being the worst movie of the year we produced easily our worst podcast to date. We experienced feedback and buzzing throughout the episode, and though we would love to blame it on our producer Kyle it seems to be just a temporary equipment malfunction. So if you make it through the episode, email us and we'll send you bitcoins. REAL BITCOINS! Fire emoji, is not the emoji we would use to describe this movie. The "winner" of The Golden Raspberry, The Emoji Movie is perhaps not actually the worst film of last year, but it definitely isn't the best. Nick, Stephen and special/default guest/producer Kyle go in depth on a movie about using pictures to talk. Give it a listen, or not, we don't give a [poop emoji].||3/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #15B - A Fresh Perspective (Women of Reel Rotten)||As part of our 2 show Oscar night show coverage we had the Ladies of Reel Rotten, Ellen, Genevieve and Rachael come on and talk about 2017 for women. It is likely the funniest, most concise, and all-around best episode we've done to date, and by we, we mean the white men that run this podcast. (Though we f****d it up more than anything)||3/7/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #15A - The Fresh Episodes||Finally fresh. After being beat down by bad movie after bad movie, Nick, Stephen, and friend of the pod Alex Mallonee discuss their top 10 films of 2017. They award their own oscars, discuss who had the best years, and just really what tickled our fancy this year.||3/7/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #14 - Catwoman||Happy Oscars Day to all you cool cats out there. Feline like a not-so-great film to counter-balance the celebration of this year’s best? Nothing is finer than Oscar-award winning actress’s Halle Berry most superiorly inferior super-hero film, Catwoman! Join Nick, Stephen, and special guest Derrick Lamb as we discuss this unintentional farce.||3/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #13 - D2: The Mighty Ducks||Are you already having Olympics withdrawals, well we have the show for you, D2: The Mighty Ducks. Just like T2, D2 is an action romp filled with.... action? It features the classic matchup of youth hockey titans Iceland and USA (most of which come from the same Twin Cities area in Minnesota). This episode Nick and Stephen with help of an actual hockey player Matt discuss everything from Trinidad and Tabago having a hockey team, to why the hell they kept Goldberg in despite giving up obscene amounts of goals.||2/25/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #12 - P.S. I Love You||B.S. I love you. It's Valentines week and "love" is in the air! Nick and Stephen and special guest Rachael break down the film built to make you break down. We rank the selfish characters. We talk the Swankiest moments and each come up with our own versions of P.S. I love you. The whole episode is better than the movie and an hour shorter.||2/19/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #11 - Rush Hour 3 (Bonus)||You remember a few month ago when Jackie Chan came back? Yeah do you remember Fifth Element? Well good news, we reviewed Rush Hour 3 for you! Two special guests joined Nick in studio for a bonus pod! The first special guest pod of many more to come. Anyway, Rush Hour 3 did not age well. We recorded this at the end of last year where 2017 just wrecked this movie.||2/12/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #10 - When The Game Stands Tall||It's the BIG GAME! So we watched a football movie... About a team in Concord. A high school team. Kill us now.||2/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #9 - Strange Wilderness||A certain substance is legal in California now, and to celebrate we watched what must be considered one of the worst stoner movies ever made. Come with us on this strange journey which is our highest and surprisingly our most musical episode yet! (NEW OUTRO SONG!)||1/30/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #8 - Battlefield Earth||John Travolta makes Star Wars. Adapted from the book by L. Ron Hubbard. This movie has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with Scientology. It also has absolutely nothing to do with anything remotely worthy of being on film. An incredible piece of production for its sheer insanity and ability to amaze you with idiocy.||1/8/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #7 - Eight Crazy Nights||We watch a Jewish Musical. So a Jewsical? Is that racist, well if it is then it fits in great with this movie!||12/22/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #6 - The Room||Is not having an episode of Reel Rotten about The Room, tearing you apart? Good news is we have one, bad news is we'll still tear you apart. Nick and Stephen and a special guest dive into a full hour of The Room talk. Talking football, laughing, cheeps, and more!||12/17/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode #5 - Cocktail||Top Gun, Color of Money, Rain Man, Born on the 4th of July, and Cocktail.... Which of these doesn't quite fit in? We don't care for your sarcastic answers, because Cocktail is the movie we watched and discussed! Stephen (new co-host) and Nick talk cocks and tails and Nick interviews a real life Tom Cruise, not even kidding.||12/4/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #4 - Eragon||You love Game of Thrones right??? Well we watched the shittiest version of Game of Thrones we could find.||11/30/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #3 - The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor||The Mummy, the third one, yes they made a third one||6/28/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #2 - Alien vs. Predator||AVP. Three letters, two monsters, loads of fun?||5/30/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode #1 - Suicide Squad||The s****y Avengers awaits!||5/16/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
99% on Rotten Tomatoes
I don't know these guys at all, but I would take a bite of this tomato any day of the week. Great Podcast for bad movies. Keep it up!
Love every aspect of this podcast.
These guys are hilarious. I’ve seen maybe only half of the movies they’ve discussed so far, and appreciate that, if ever for some reason I felt the desire to watch some of them, I no longer need to. Others - strangely enough - I now plan to see because some flaming feces pile films, like The Room, are just fun to laugh at.
Looking forward to more from the bottom of the Rotten list, and especially more of the games this crew play.