By Joe + John = Us
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I was born in the wrong era; I would love to of been a teenager when Blink 182, New found glory an Green day were on the radio, not Justin beiber and Rebecca black. When not everybody had a mobile phones and computers, you had to go outside and call your friends. When denim jackets with badges and studs covering them and tartan skirts was the fashion, not skimpy shorts and belly tops, like it is now. When kids cared more about music then popularity. When you could stay out till dark and your parents weren’t worried about you because we actually used our brains. 90’s sitcoms, black nail polish and mowhawks, when punks were the cool kids not the outcasts, just some eyeliner was enough; on girls and boys. When people were happy with themselves
||ExplicitEPISODE 14: Tulpas||Hey listen, just because we're a month between shows doesn't mean September 2000 is dead, alright? Sometimes real life gets in the way. In the case of the tulpamancers, sometimes fake life gets in the way, too. Joe and John tried to be respectful here a||5/3/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 13: Young Earthers||As everyone knows, the stories in the Bible are not meant to be intepreted literally; they are more lik- oh wait. No. Not everyone knows. That's why there is a not-insignificant population in the U.S. of A. that believes the earth is only 6,000 years ol||4/6/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 12: Free Republic||So, look: Ted Cruz is an elected official. That means that there exist people in this world that are s****y enough humans to vote for a man like him. In fact, there are many of them, and not just in Texas! Entire majorities of states voted for Rick Scot||3/22/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 11: Supreme Master Ching Hai||Embrace your master. Her name is Supreme Master Chiang Hai. She's a weird as f**k 64-year old vietnamese woman with caramel dyed hair and some sort of veganism kick. She loves you so much and has a lot to tell you. She's God's Direct Contact on Earth, b||3/1/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 10: Survivalists||We turned off John's salamander's filter so no more soothing water effects. Speaking of water, get ready to horde that s**t in a serious bug out situ. This episode is devoted to survivalists, but we're not afraid to get personal. Joe talks about HIS dad||2/21/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 9: Out of Body Experiences||R.I.P. Pistol T. Joe and John make the best of a bad situation and figure out just what the heck is going on in the astral plane. Normies might not get it, but those of well-attuned to the RTZ (Real Time Zone) can work together to figure out the color h||2/15/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 8: Feeders||"First week without a technical difficulty in a long time, so, uh, sup and sorry dudes. This week we investigate the decidedly NSFW world of Feeders, Feedees and everyone in between. Gorge on our hilarious piping hot takes, and stuff yourself silly with||1/24/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 7: Drug Forums||"You can't die if you're high." Join us as we explore the drug forums, home to horny thoughts, musings on addiction and marvelously impotent rage against dads of all stripes. We've got a game to play, some old favorite bits return, your boys discuss pol||1/17/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 6: Pyramid Conspiracies||An unusually John-centric episode [ed: "unusually"]. Learn about history with us as we explore the bizarre theories about who, actually, built the great pyramids of Egypt and what kind of strange powers they hold for shaving, fruit preservation and for||1/10/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 5: Otherkin||It's our last podcast of 2014, and we really f*****g goofed. Sorry to all the cool human/sex-bear hybrids out there that we didn't get to because we were too busy getting incredibly drunk and not turning on the mic. Short episode with extra Terry narrat||1/9/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 4: Redpill||Damn||12/11/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 3: Bigfoot||His names are many. His powers are unspeakable. Starmaster, wise one, boss of the mountain. yeti, sasquatch, skunk ape -- Bigfoot. This week, we learn a lesson about / from mankind's closets cousin / alien ambassador / telepath. We also discuss the ethi||12/3/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 2: No Fap||Yeah, we back in the cut. This week, Terry made us explore the awful world of the fapstronauts, who avoid masturbation for a lot of crazy reasons. Expect a lot of frank discussion about cumming and an explanation of the phrase "blue petals." Live ur lif||11/26/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 1: Infowars||Our inaugural episode is an exploration of the collective psychosis of the Infowars Prison Planet forums. Finally, you'll be able to understand what your racist uncle is talking about at Thanksgiving, provided that you, too, are completely b*****t. Pay||11/20/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
weird show. serves an important function, though.
My favorite commuting podcast
Being a major fan as I am I wanted to rate you a 1 (episode 4 calls for it). But I'd like others to access this podcast. It's my hilarious sparknotes for the Internet.