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Welcome to the official podcast of the subhumanzoids network! Every episode finds hosts Joseph Luster and Canaan Schladale-Zink talkin' big about games, movies, and whatever else has your average Zoid's eyeballs spinnin' wildly.
||ExplicitEpisode 17: Beer Me to Your Dealer||What the HECK?! Is that subhumancast you hear in your ears?! The boys are BACK once again to talk about games, movies, and some very fancy GoT sneaks. These are two fashion-forward fellas who WON'T scam you out of all your hard-earned ducketts.||2/8/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 16: CongratuLOTIONS!||It's a star-studded extravaganza for our first episode of 2019. Not only are Canaan and Joe present and spinnin' away, they've got one of the original Fab Five, Carson Kressley, introducing their new season! If you can make it past that milestone, liste||1/10/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 15: Whose Zoids is This?||We're back with season 2 of subhumancast, and boy are we ROWDY!||11/21/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 14: Bury My Shell at Splatterhouse||It's October, which is so spooky and scary Canaan and Joe can hardly cast! Yet spin they must, for the ZOIDS! To kick off the season right, the new subhumancast does a quick DBZ cop or drop before diving right into the scariest games of each generation!||10/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 13: A Pod's Purpose||It's been a while, so Canaan and Joseph struggle to remember what their podcast is actually about. After some soul-searching, they move on to review every major upcoming game that's yet to come out in 2018.||9/25/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 12: HEATWAVE DRAFT!||It's the first annual HEATWAVE DRAFT on subhumancast! Pick your players and GO, GO, GO!||8/10/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 11: Willennium Bangers||It's July 4th, or rather, it WAS July 4th recently! Naturally, that means it's time to DEFINITIVELY rate the best July 4 weekend blockbusters of all time!||7/7/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 10: Live Episodes SLAP||It's a known fact that live episodes slap, which means THIS episode slaps, because Canaan and Joe recorded it face 2 face at the same desk! Spoilers within for Solo: A Star Wars Story, which is impossible to spoil since it takes place in the past but wh||5/29/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 09: Hey, Kid!||Welcome to New York, kid! You're gonna be a STAR! Now alls I need you to do is stand here, hand out these newspapers, and listen to Canaan and Joe talk about the Infinity Wars, the GOD of Wars, and everything in between. Got it, kid?!||5/23/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 08: If You Can Read This My Best Friend Fell Off||Canaan and Joe have a veritable FEAST for you in the latest subhumancast, including a very Japanese game talk, some high-flyin' airplane movies, and a game in which Joe attempts to use his age-addled mind to recall what the hell happens in all the Marve||4/25/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 07: It's a No Cop||You gonna cop this episode or what? Marvel as Canaan and Joe talk about freshly-released games like Ni no Kuni II, play a round of Yo-Kai WHAT, go hard on Dragon Ball Z sneakers, and try to answer the age-old question: What's Good?||3/23/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 06: The REAL Oscars (Don't Watch the Oscars)||Oh, sorry, were you planning on watching the Oscars this Sunday. Ahem... FUHGEDDABOUTIT! Listen to the real winners straight from the mouths of Canaan, Joe, and Capsule Reviewer!||3/2/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMinizoid 01: LIVE in Asheville!||You read that right, Canaan and Joe are LIVE with the first ever Bortlescast, filled with both hope and defeat. Zoid 'em up, flip 'em up, shake it up, zoid it up, etc. Also, here's the pic in question:||1/29/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 05: Lap It Up - The Last Jedi Spoilercast||Have YOU seen Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi? Because Canaan and Joe have, and they can PROVE it. That's right: Buckle in, because the boys are back in town with a no-spoilers-barred talk about the latest spaceship movie which totally didn'||1/26/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 04: Thrill Penguin||The boys are back in town! It's 2018 and both Canaan and Joe somehow managed to survive a truly chilling Bomb Cyclone. How'd they do it? By consuming meedja, of course! Get yourself nice and cozy for this one, as we talk the best entertainment for the c||1/10/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 03: Ghoultide Greetings||VELCOME! It's that time of year... the time for frights, wights, and blights upon humanity in our very first spooky Christmas special! Join Joe and Canaan as they talk haunted holiday memories, the ultimate weak point, underwear rankings, and the defini||12/15/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 02: Revenge of the Noids||Canaan and Joe are BACK with another pipin' hot podcast! They said it couldn't be done, but we effortlessly brought the Noid back to 2017, talked Meedja Galore, played some in-studio games, got a visit from the CAPSULE REVIEWER, and even managed to cont||12/1/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 01: Mario's 120 Michelin Star Rating||In the very first episode of the subhumancast, Joe and Canaan have lofty ambitions. They're going to cover so much ground, SO MUCH, including but not limited to the definitive ranking of every mainline Super Mario Bros. game. How did your favorite e||11/16/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
Mistake of the week last week was not knowing about this show! Keep it up / you guys got my Dino Brain hooked.
From the zoids for the zoids! Great reviews and great music to kill time.
V good pod
Please make more to distract me from the ills of this tainted orb