Suck My Fic
By Suck My Fic
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Austin and Cameron ruin your favorite fictional characters by reading their awful reimaginations courtesy of the Internet. Join us as we dive into the dark world of bad fanfiction and discover things we never wanted to read.
||ExplicitEpisode 23: The Zodiac Griller and the Craigslist Surprise||Austin and Cameron read about the abomination known as catdog, then we find out about some nude photo leaks from a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. Also, we get a surprise appearance from two of our most favorite characters. Then, Austin talks...||11/12/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 22: House Elf Sex Line - Fan Fiction Reading||Austin and Cameron find out the real reason Dobby was so excited to get ahold of Harry Potter’s sock, then we take a trip down to the impound lot to see what happens to naughty cars. TAGS/INFO: Fanfiction fan fiction fanfic fic...||11/5/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 21: Lusty Gengar 2: Curse of the Stump Zombie||Special Halloween Fan Fictions||10/29/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 20: Plagonorrhea||Austin and Cameron might need to get checked out after reading these fan fictions. Pleakley gets a little freakly and Ms. Frizzle has a problem.||10/22/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 19: Puppy Power||Austin and Cameron got screwed. My recording software crashed, but we still found out what messed up stuff Scooby has to do for all those Scooby Snacks. TAGS/INFO: fanfic fan fiction rule 34 reading Shaggy Scooby Scrappy peanut butter...||10/15/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 18: Sphincter Butt Play Sphinx||Austin and Cameron and special guest Dan see what really is being cooked up at the Krusty Krab, find out which Yugioh boy we are destined to be with, and discover just how far Ryuk will go for some apples. Buckle up, cuz this episode is stacked! We...||10/8/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 17: Try the Pu Pu Platter||Austin and Cameron talk about Tito's questionable cuisine, see what Emily Elizabeth is feeding Clifford, and find out why you should never leave Ron alone with Hedwig. TAGS/INFO: fanfic fan fiction funny rule 34 Rocket Power Tito...||10/1/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 16: Fat Bottom Gourds||Austin and Cameron eat their vegetables and download the most helpful fanfic yet. We also introduce a new segment called "Sexy Sorting Hat"! NOTES/TAGS: fanfic fan fiction rule 34 sexy sorting hat veggie tales barney larry bob squash pirates peas...||9/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 15: Top 3 Presidential Crushes||Austin and Cameron learn way, way, way too much about Minions and then we find out what really happened four score and seven years ago.||9/17/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 14: Count Dragula||Austin and Cameron have a brain blast and also read a trashy fan fiction featuring everyone's favorite grouchy green boy. TAGS/INFO: fanfic fan fiction rule 34 funny Jimmy Neutron Carl Weezer Sheen Ultralord Human Llama Goddard Ms. Fowl...||9/10/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 13: Gravel Scrote And Diabeetus||Austin and Cameron discover that laughter is the best medicine. Sick of Cars fanfics yet? Too bad apparently. Also we journey through Equestria and blast off again!||9/3/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 12: The Bad Wendy's||Austin and Cameron tell Mountain Dew to kick rocks. There's a new Dew in town and its name is Mountain Lightning. This episode sponsored by Mountain Lightning brand soda maybe? Also we talk about Lightning McQueen's checkered past, Lord Farquaad's emo..||8/27/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 11: Potimus Prime and the Autoboys||Austin and Cameron make a wish and settle the issue of who is the hottest fairy godparent. Then we roll out with the toughest crew in the galaxy.||8/20/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 10: Scatman Begins: The Darkest Episode||Austin and Cameron consider the merits of bleaching one’s eyeballs after reading the most outright disgusting batman fanfic we could find. Then, we relive our edgy teenage years through Dark Shadow the Hedgehog. Or should we say, Edge-hog.||8/13/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 9: Jorgen Von Struggle||Austin and Cameron are reading about everyone's favorite gungan, then we-sa gonna see how much Chip Skylark loves oral... hygiene.||8/6/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 8: Praise Dale, Raise Hell||OH YEAH! Austin and Cameron get into a Feud, Kool off, then uncover Zordon’s gross ulterior motives.||7/30/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 7: American Pie But With Lasagna||Austin and Cameron are lovin’ it! This week we stuff our face holes with all sorts of food fictions and then we find out what is driving Superman batty.||7/23/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 6: Parting the Code Red Sea||Austin and Cameron pay a visit to Hagrid’s Hut, kick it into overdrive with everyone’s favorite transportation vehicles, critique one of Japan’s best animes, and discover what famous celebrities do in their down time. This episode was...||7/15/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 5: Kinky Winky||Austin and Cameron do try this at home, read some Slash fiction, try to puzzle out how Teletubbies got approved by the studio, and after 23 years in this business we never know what's gonna come through those doors.||7/9/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 4: Hot Eeyore||Oh bother! Austin and Cameron hold the door, catch 'em all, learn what Tiggers do best, and do a little bit of Home Improvement.||7/2/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 3: If You're A Bird, I'm A Bird||Austin and Cameron go to infinity and beyond, get a one-way ticket to Flavortown, write Hollywood’s next hit movie, and slither in to the magical world of Hogwarts.||6/25/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
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Starting listening when I heard about you from a podcast partner and I’ve heard most every episode since! You guys keep monotonous tasks less taxing. If your looking for different characters to violate I don’t believe I’ve heard any mention of the old CatDog cartoon 😜. Looking forward to the next episode.
I've only every listened to one podcast, and never explored others. But every episode so far has had me laughing almost the entire time.
You've done a great job Austin
They went there.
It’s like an audio version of that Ultimate Battle video from 2002 ebaums.com, GonZo style. A great idea for a podcast that you can’t convince yourself to look away from. Hilarious!- Jacob