Tell Us We're Funny and We'll Go Away
By Lauren Flans & Dan Oster
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L.A.-based humans Lauren Flans (Another Period, Wild 'n Out) and Dan Oster (MADtv, Fatburger Fat Club) meet each week to discuss the news, both significant and otherwise, while doing dumb bits approximately every 15-30 seconds. New show every Tues.
||ExplicitBuffalo Wild Things||A young debutante frets that no one will become intimate with her face, Lauren happily betrays her country to a sexy Russian operative, and Dan tries his hand at writing lesbian erotica. Also, Miss Piggy has an abortion. The fun never stops! It Coul...||9/6/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBaby Got Butt||Like an Austrian bodybuilder turned movie star turned mediocre politician, we're back! In this episode, we discuss whether there's an underlying sexual component to all cereal mascots, cruise ship hypnotist The Great Cambroni faces his greatest challen.||8/21/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCorgi Predator||Washington-area eccentric and presidential impersonator Donald Trump stops by as his last remaining synapses disintegrate, Lauren goes door to door to confess a terrible (and adorable) secret, and Dan is concerned that Pierro might have become a "proud.||7/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitJod's Gudgment||Anne Hathaway volunteers to rescue those Thai children trapped in a cave, Dan attempts to find an actress that Lauren feels neutral about, and The Almighty has sort of an off day.||7/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit"Happy" 4th of July||Barack Obama stops by to offer his advice on how to tough it out until the November midterms, the world's worst superhero, Cinderella Man, foils a bank robbery, and Justice Anthony Kennedy makes love to a pile of garbage.||7/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitAdmiral Ackbar, Fashion Critic||Sarah Huckabee Sanders sends back her cheese plate, Larry the Cable Guy tries some other lines of work, and Melania Trump visits the border wearing that sandwich board from Die Hard with a Vengeance. Also in this episode: a VERY hungover Lauren. Don...||6/26/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou Got Hardwicked!||Dan is threatened by Lauren's new podcast "Coming Out with Lauren & Nicole." We also discuss the wiping of Chris Hardwick from the historical record, briefly become a Bachelorette podcast, and at some point, learn the deeply underwhelming origins of Pr.||6/19/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitWhere In The World Is Melania Trump?||It's Pride Month! We figure out which Batman characters are gay and which are merely bi; Rosie the robot maid from The Jetsons goes on a lesbian date; and Lauren drags her tired ass into the voting booth because it's election day in California and we h.||6/5/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitA Long, Humorless Discussion of Gender Politics||Lauren gets in an elevator with Milla Jovovich; we have some wacky fun with the repeal of the Irish abortion ban; and our special guest, the grim shadow of Death, stops by to do a little improv with us.||5/29/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Tombstones Movie||Meghan Markle gets a call from her manager, Liam Neeson deals with a difficult coworker, and we learn that Vera Farmiga is an anagram for "firm vagina." Also in this episode: God. Angels are Real: https://tinyurl.com/yd54ah3f||5/22/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBug Mama's Haus||The rotary club grapples with a nasty Thanos infestation, an old-timey senator suggests we all do a Purge, and Barack Obama helps solve the mystery of Lauren's dog's farts. Sinister Squad: https://youtu.be/C_QcAHiLS24||5/15/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Hamburglar For Pretty, Young, Straight Women||Darth Vader grills Lauren on her basic Star Wars knowledge, two mice in a laboratory update their social media, and we learn the amazing story behind the title of the James Bond film Octopussy.||5/8/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitPeen Dysmorphia||Kanye uncharacteristically says something super dumb, Dan gives tips on how to piss without getting it all over yourself, and Rachel Weisz spits in Rachel McAdams' mouth. Back to our regular Tuesday upload schedule starting next week!||5/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTimmy, The Slutty Child Who Wears High Heels||We're back after a week hiatus! In this episode, an off-brand Middle Earth wizard protects a Trader Joe's, Detective Cobretti can't read facial expressions, and Lauren spends most of the podcast trying to tell her E. coli story. Very Important Links...||4/25/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitScott Bakula Goes Balls Out||The Russians hatch a sinister plot to destroy our podcast, Lauren's accountant delves into her pathetic financial situation, we take a shopping trip to Nebbishy Miser Outfitters, and Obama stops by to take your questions! (Okay, question.) Very Impo...||4/10/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitShark Tank But With Actual Sharks||G.I. Joe does a brief roll call, Roseanne creates a human-sized nest, and in a show filled with 80s references, Dan still somehow manages to rag on Ready Player One.||4/3/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTwin Peaks: Fire Woke With Me||Two elderly Jewish ladies become trapped in a Jerry's Famous Deli for eternity, Barack Obama takes actual questions from listeners, and a 13 year-old Dan carelessly masturbates with Icy Hot. You're A Virgin from Lost Moon Radio: https://youtu.be/-1s...||3/27/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTwo Kim Cattralls Hump a Time Bomb||The title pretty much says it all. We're not proud of it, but it happened. Also, Lauren is strong-armed into a gym membership and Dan doubts asexual people are being oppressed because he's worse than Hitler. Tweet us your Obama Cares problems: @arewefu.||3/20/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitSo Long, Farmer Bro!||Jeff Dunham gives his ventriloquist girlfriend some unwanted advice, the protagonists of gay cinema team up to face a cosmic threat, and Martin Shkreli gets hit by a car in prison.||3/13/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHuge Snub for Beetlejuice||Our post-Oscars extravaganza in which we're visited by the wise and tolerant floating heads of Planet Woke, Cyndi Lauper commandeers a time-traveling DeLorean, and Dan and Lauren take a stab at presenting an Academy Award. It does not go well.||3/6/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitPac Leibowitz||Jennifer Lawrence reveals her true form, some characters from previous episodes return to complicate their own mythologies, Dan takes his Zicam, and Lauren tells the Internet to "Chill the F--- Out." Plus selected readings from The Super Bowl Shuffle. .||2/27/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitObama Cares||In honor of President's Day, Lauren and Dan bring in America's last president (and by "last" we mean "final"). They also do a bunch of puns about the female anatomy, talk about improv for way longer than anyone wants, and Dan gives the world's whitest .||2/20/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHan / Chewie||Our Valentine's Day episode! We interview the inventor of Sweetest Day, an actual holiday celebrated in the Midwest, a young Han and Chewie explore more than just the galaxy, and Lauren fiddles with her zipper. Also, some Olympics s--- to goose the ana.||2/12/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYosemite Sam at an Abortion Clinic||Jesus conducts some business, Lauren gets *very* excited about a sex scene featuring two women named Rachel, Dan fails to explain "the memo," and Lauren almost predicts the exact outcome of Superbowl LII. www.lostmoonradio.com www.probablyscience.c...||2/5/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMoving the Doomsday Clock||The Beatles have it out with their manager Reggie, Lauren breaks up with her own existence, and Pierro finds the courage to express his anal glands. Oh, and more. Obviously.||1/31/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitWomen's Merch||Our heroes tackle the Women's March, Lauren's disturbing landlord, the aliens from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, and develop their pitch for the CBS series Older Lady Lawyer. Warning: this episode contains several attempts at rap.||1/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBig Bang||Lauren and Dan interview the woman whose real life inspired The Shape of Water and the dipstick who accidentally sent that Hawaiian nuclear alert.||1/17/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
They are very funny
They are funny! But don't tell them! We don't want them to go away!
I've really enjoyed the content so far. Can't wait for more.
I'm Telling You They're Funny
The title of this podcast suggests that there is a question as to whether these two are funny. But there is no question. They are funny. Enjoy this podcast.
I sat next to Dan in college funny guy. Lauren has mad rapping skills. Everyone check this out.