The 500 stories of Mr. Neill
By Mr. Neill
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Mr. Neill spins 5 anticlimactic stories and 5 obscure 78rpm records. Is there a point to these stories? No, but they will warm your soul.
||CleanPodcast #15 stories 53-56||A voice from heaven tells Carol to stop beating her kids. A heavenly fireball ends the party. Mr. Neill is shunned after insulting a man’s meat and his beer while a runaway trunk cancels a sale. Download Podcast #15 here Stories: Carol, stop beating||2/26/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanPodcast #14 stories 49-52||D.O.G. hopes to shed his vegetarian ways. Pete wants to free the weed, perhaps in celebration of Gina’s birthday. Meanwhile, the hacky sack boss mops up the spilled beer of a house shopper. Download Podcast #14 here Stories: A potential home buyer t||2/16/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanPodcast #13 stories 45-48||Mr. Neill visits four restaurants. A waitress confounds him while another documents him. A drastic career change is announced. In a shocking twist, Mrs. Neill settles for pork. Download Podcast #13 here Stories: A Dory-like waitress (Argentine) Da||6/21/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanPodcast #12 stories 42-44||A pothead claims that Mr. Neill is housing Spongebob’s DNA. What would Hank do? Probably shoot the pothead. What would Mr. Neill do if he had continued his video game addiction? Probably shoot the pothead. Download Podcast #12 here Stories: Sp||11/18/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanPodcast #11 stories 39-41||Mr. Neill receives sage advice from both sides of the law. Yet questions remain. Can a mansion have just one bedroom? What if the lawn you wanted was no lawn at all? And what if having no lawn took you off the grid? Download Podcast #11 here Sto||2/15/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanPodcast #10 stories 36-38||A demented radio doctor retards Mr. Neill’s academic development. Evidence of his stunted growth quickly manifest in a not-so scientific “cocolate” chip cookie experiment. Download Podcast #10 here Stories: Tell us more about the textur||8/14/2013||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanPodcast #9 stories 33-35||Zealots of the Star Wars religion made no attempt to help, or to even look in the direction of Mr. Neill. Three baby mouses, however, had no trouble looooking at Mr. Neill. Download Podcast #9 here Stories: They were Star Wars, but Mr. Neill was not S||3/15/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanPodcast #8 stories 30-32||They’re quiet and virtually invisible, but don’t be fooled by the Parisian child. One can witness the devilry of these monsters at any Parisian park. Trust Mr. Neill on this. He no longer lies. Download Podcast #8 here Stories: Parisian chi||12/9/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanPodcast #7 stories 26-29||What could be more ridiculous than letting random strangers sleep in your guestroom? How about repeating the same two lines for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS, never once drawing a laugh. Download Podcast #7 here Stories: Spinning records with Asia Two good lines||3/29/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanPodcast #6 stories 21-25||Three automobile accidents in one day? Really Mr. Neill? No wonder you were forced to ride bus 60 with a pickle rolling around on the floor. Download Podcast #6 here Stories: Pounding on a table will get you hired Breakfast with the entertainment in||3/10/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanPodcast #5 stories 16-20||The USS Neill bumbles ahead, leaving chaos and head-shaking in its wake. In this episode, several simple tasks go horribly wrong. Download Podcast #5 here Stories: Camp counseling 1st memories Mr. Neill delivers money in his underwear The hottest car||2/26/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanPodcast #4 stories 11-15||Although Mr. Neill and P. Diddy were born hours apart, their lives have traced vastly differing trajectories. This episode dares to compare these differences. Download Podcast #4 here Stories: Anthony Nuzzo is alive The right woman shouldn’t make y||2/7/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanPodcast #3 stories 7-10||Mr. Neill digs out his recording equipment and returns to form. This episode features a rare moment in which Mr. Neill sings and plays his guitar. Download Podcast #3 here Stories: Dr. Pete Asia and her guitar A camp with Mr. Neill What are you kids t||10/20/2010||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanPodcast #2 stories 4-6||Before taking a 3 1/2 year hiatus, Mr. Neill leaves us with this gem. This episode is a vivid example of Mr. Neill’s signature anti-climatic storytelling. Download Podcast #2 here Stories: Going to Joliet at the end of the week Halloween for the ki||5/2/2007||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanPodcast #1 stories 1-3||Recorded long before he got mixed up with 78 RPM records, this is Mr. Neill’s first podcast. You can hear the wonder and innocence in his voice. Download Podcast #1 here Stories: Eating at Manny’s The man on the train trying to catch flies Do||4/13/2007||Free||View in iTunes|
Mr. Neill... Your stories are always good times!
The songs off the 45s in-between each story are a great touch. I look forward to many more podcasts