Black Pearl Show: Pirates of the Caribbean Minute
By Scott & Heather Artis: Pirate, Disney and History Enthusiasts
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Black Pearl Show: A Pirates of the Caribbean Minute podcast (broadcasting every Monday, Wednesday and Friday) discusses and analyzes the Pirates of the Caribbean films, Disney theme park rides, and expanded universe using pirate facts, humor, film critique, and Golden Age of Piracy history. The Black Pearl Show is the first and longest running podcast dedicated to Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean film franchise. We breakdown each movie a single minute at a time using a movies by minutes format. Join us on this high seas, swashbuckling adventure as we tackle and have fun with all things Pirates of the Caribbean through a lens of real pirate history in the Golden Age of Piracy and the Age of Sail, film review, behind-the-scenes, and in-depth plot and character analysis. Visit us online: http://blackpearlminute.com Join us on Facebook: http://facebook.com/PiratesoftheCaribbeanMinute Email us at podcast@blackpearlminute.com Call the pirate hotline at 86-37-PIRATE (863-774-7283)
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CleanBound and Gagged (Dead Man’s Chest Minutes 118-119) | In true pirate fashion, we plunder more Indiana Jones references and wonder if there is ever a scenario where a movie can have too many. Join us for minutes 118 and 119 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as solicit listeners to become our s | 2/10/2019 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanDouble Sword Penetration (Dead Man’s Chest Minutes 116-117) | Double sword penetration from behind? Yeah, Elizabeth Swann has become quite the pirate and sword master! Join us for this latest episode as we slice and dice the most emblematic swashbuckler minutes 116 and 117 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s | 2/3/2019 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanClanker Swings His “Cannon” Balls (Dead Man’s Chest Minutes 114-115) | In this latest installment, we discover the proper way to chase Elizabeth Swann…skipping through the jungle while swinging your cannonballs. Join us as we discuss minutes 114 and 115 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest while watching the w | 1/23/2019 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanFeel the Tip of My Sword (Dead Man’s Chest Minutes 112-113) | Ever get caught off-guard when gently poked by the tip of a sword? If so, then join us for the latest episode of the Black Pearl Show as we thrust our swords while tackling minutes 112 and 113 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. | 1/6/2019 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanElizabeth Swann in Heat (Dead Man’s Chest Minutes 110-111) | Fake fainting, three-way swordfights and Elizabeth in heat! There’s no doubt the Black Pearl Show is back and ready to dive into a bit of Pirates of the Caribbean talk. Join us for episode 105 as we breakdown minutes 110 and 111 of Pirates of the Cari | 12/30/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanNo Booty for Captain Jack Sparrow (Episode 104) | What? No Captain Jack Sparrow! The Pirates of the Caribbean franchise may no longer be calling Johnny Depp for a booty call as reports are surfacing of a reboot and the loss of Jack Sparrow. Join us as we discuss the latest Pirates of the Caribbean new. | 11/10/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanMénage a Trois Swordfight (Dead Man’s Chest Minutes 108-109) | If you’re looking for a bit of man on man on man sword fighting action, then look no further than the internet or Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Scott and Heather return from an unplanned hiatus to tackle the euphemism of the week while | 11/5/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanCurse of Bad Dogs and Explodium (Episode 102) | It’s time to take bad dog to an entirely disastrous level as we forgo the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest breakdown to respond to the latest Gizmodo article working hard to revise the Cutthroat Island movie history. | 9/23/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanKraken Fodder (Dead Man’s Chest Minutes 106-107) | We’re back scalawags and ready to give props to love gone bad…fishy bad. Join us for the latest episode as we unravel minutes 106 and 107 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. The white sandy beaches of Isla Cruces are the perfect setting | 9/13/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanGets Me in the Mood (Dead Man’s Chest Minutes 104-105) | Nothing gets us in the mood more and all backed up than meditating after Elizabeth Swann gives you the runaround. Join us for this episode of the Black Pearl Show as we tackle minutes 104 and 105 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. | 8/26/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanStroke His Ego & Look at His Cannon (Dead Man’s Chest Minutes 102-103) | It’s another hot, hot, hot episode as we kick things off with a little blow the man down and listener comments in this episode covering minutes 102 and 103 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us as we continue the discussion, | 8/16/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanLet’s All Go to the Brothel – Pirates of the Caribbean 6 (Episode 98) | Let’s all go to the brothel and get ourselves a new Pirates of the Caribbean film! Join us for this episode as we ditch the usual format and dive into the breaking scallywag news and discuss rumors about Pirates of the Caribbean 6, | 8/8/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanLimp Compass (Dead Man’s Chest Minutes 100-101) | Never ask a man why his compass doesn’t work! But obviously Elizabeth Swann has her priorities in order when it comes to pirate matrimony. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss minutes 100-101. | 8/1/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPirate Booty Call (Episode 96) | Join us for an episode of love, fish love, tragic love, sad love and a once a decade booty call as we take a break from our usual format to discuss the possibility that the Pirates of the Caribbean film franchise is the greatest love story of the 21st . | 7/25/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanKrakens and Organs (Dead Man’s Chest Minutes 95-99) | It’s time to release the Kraken and play with an organ as we send the Edinburgh Trader and crew to Davy Jones’ Locker. Join us for minutes 95-99 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we make a couple of announcements regarding the evolu | 7/16/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanAin’t Got Time for That (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 94) | From decade old memes to the Beach Boys, we pull out all the decanter stoppers as we finally get our act together and return to normal. Join us for minute 95 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Captain Bellamy of the Edinburgh | 7/12/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanYou’re a Hussy (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 93) | It’s all about the past, present, future and glory days in the latest episode as we reflect on Elizabeth Swann…the hussy? Join us as we discuss minute 93 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest by tackling a wee bit of audio issues, | 7/9/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanHandle Your Sword (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 92) | We celebrate 4th of July in all its independence glory as we let loose the euphemisms and attempt to cut through the sexual tension with a…cutlass. Join us as we breakdown minute 92 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest by discussing Disney | 7/4/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanRough and Stinky (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 91) | There’s never a good time to be a third wheel, unless you like it rough and stinky or your name is Elizabeth Swann. Join us for minute 91 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss our pirate listeners and members of our Cursed List | 6/25/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPirates Wearing Pasties (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 90) | Today we go to The Good Place and discover the supposed origins of Pirates of the Caribbean in The Bad Place while getting a peak into the future of Pirates of the Caribbean 31. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss minu | 6/22/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanToo Close to His Tentacle (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 89) | We discover pirate’s Groundhog’s Day with tragic love, a handful of tentacles and a musical snuff box that includes some Spaghetti Western inspiration in this episode. Join us as we tackle minute 89 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest an | 6/20/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanDavy’s Glowing Juices (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 88) | It’s a robust episode as we take to the high seas, meet famous and infamous pirates, discuss glowing secretions, and overlook Captain Jack Sparrow’s bedwetting problem. Join us for minute 88 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we disc | 6/18/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanAll Men are Desperate (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 87) | The desperation on the Flying Dutchman is so thick you could cut it with a sharp tongue. So join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we sit back and watch Will Turner and Davy Jones cut each other down with the help of the script, | 6/15/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanKnucklebone Action (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 86) | Just in time for the new unveiling of Redd, Disneyland’s first female pirate on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, we throw down a little knucklebone action and declare that little girls can also grow up to be…pirates. | 6/13/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanCreepy Automatons (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 85) | The plague of the sea sets a new bar and unleashes a technological leap forward for CG moviemaking effects. Join is for minute 85 of Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Will Turner’s bravado and calling Davy Jones yellow, | 6/11/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanMark of the Beastie (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 84) | It’s time for a staring contest with Davy Jones as we get all hot and bothered in preparation for a game of Liar’s Dice. Join us for minute 84 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Will Turner standing his ground against Davy | 6/8/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThird Leg’s a Stump (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 83) | It’s a free verbal beatdown as we put a man’s pride, loyalty, and governorship up for a Port Royal auction. Join us for minute 83 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Lord Cutler Beckett schooling Governor Swann on selling h | 6/6/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBig Sword You Have (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 82) | Cannonade is thirstade for that deep-down body thirst and made for all remorseless automatons like Lord Cutler Beckett. Gather your cannonballs, cutlasses and all pieces of metal for minute 82 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. | 6/4/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBath and a Nap (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 81) | Actually, this episode hits a slippery slope as it slowly devolves into a bit of schoolyard name calling. Yet, up until that point we attempt to keep on point while discussing minute 81 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. | 5/30/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanHow Dare You! (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 80) | It’s a first for this bloody episode as we confront an anonymous dirty, filthy bilge rat for a lack of pirate love. After we gather our composure, we tackle minute 80 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest with a bit of frustration. | 5/28/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanMost Hated Doctor Ever (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 79) | The acting, the music, the melodrama and getting ejected from the movie is unforgiveable. Join us for minute 79 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we scrutinize this entire minute and wonder if anything went right. | 5/25/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPressganged Excuse (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 78) | When you’re caught in a lie it’s always wise to break out the old pressganged excuse. Join us for minute 78 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Captain Jack Sparrow getting hit on by Elizabeth Swann the lad, | 5/23/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanRum, Pelicans, Lizards and Snakes (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 77) | Dinner is served and it’s fitting for a band of marooned mutinous crew on the infamous island of Dead Man’s Chest. Join us for minute 77 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Wyvern’s incredible CG animation and detail, | 5/21/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanWhip it, Whip it Good (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 76) | We’re all about the whips, chains and ball gags in this jolly good time aboard the Flying Dutchman. Join us for minute 76 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we debate whether or not Davy Jones is tragically enjoying the whipping of Wil | 5/18/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanS&M Octopus (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 75) | Pirates of the Caribbean talk with a spackling of deep cut pop culture references get us started in this uncomfortable Will Turner whipping minute. Join us as we try to lighten the mood in minute 75 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. | 5/16/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanHot Dog Fingers (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 74) | Grab your beer and hot dog fingers because it’s time we tackle Will Turner’s emotional baggage. Join us as we loot minute 74 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest by kicking things off with a risqué recap of the previous minute, | 5/14/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanOne Big Organ (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 73) | Grab your tentacles and take a seat as we have a little fun with Davy Jones’ pipe organ. Join us as we blunderbuss minute 73 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest while discussing the link between Davy Jones and the classic B monster movie T | 5/11/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanWarm Mud Hole (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 72) | Rum, swords, taverns and pigs! Just your average nightlife in Tortuga. Join us as we tackle minute 72 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest by discussing Elizabeth Swann saving James Norrington from a crowd of brawling pirates, | 5/9/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanWench Fight (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 71) | It’s, it’s a barroom blitz…at the 12 Daggers Tavern as we jump into a full out brawl complete with those classic swinging from the chandelier, take a break for a drink, and let your former fiancé do the sword fighting for you clichés. | 5/7/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanTemporarily Off Course | Scott and Heather announce the show is temporarily off course as they deal with minor family emergency. But fear not scalawags, the show will return to its normal Monday, Wednesday and Friday schedule next Monday, May 7, 2018. - | 4/30/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanItalian Coconuts (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 70) | It’s the riveting episode you’ve been waiting for as we discover the astonishing history of artificial plants…and we identify everyone’s favorite tropical fruit known as the Italian coconut. Join us for minute 70 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dea | 4/25/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanHappy Wenches (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 69) | You know the local 18th century pirate cantina is the place to be when its ambience includes a potted plant – come one, come all, it’s time for grog. Join us for minute 69 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss the return of t | 4/23/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPlaying with Your Compass (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 68) | Captain Sparrow went down to Tortuga, he was looking for a soul to steal, he was in a bind, cause he was way behind and he was willing to make a deal. So join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss minute 68 including the use | 4/20/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanGhostly Spoiled Climax (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 67) | We would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling pirates! And just as we neared our ghostly climax, Heather jumps in and spoils the list. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss this scene’s similarit | 4/18/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanHe Slimed Me (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 66) | A riddle from the middle ages, the Jimmy leg, octopus slime, and blatant safety violations means the math simply doesn’t add up. Join us for minute 66 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we drop the latest Pirate Word of the Week and di | 4/16/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBall and Chain (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 65) | Grab your ball and chain because it’s time to jump into tragic love and cliché marriage jokes that continue to stand the test of time. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Captain Jack Sparrow’s negotiation with Da | 4/13/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanEunuch Propaganda (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 64) | The bride auction may now be a legacy of the past, but that doesn’t mean we can’t start a new and just as prickly theme park ride vignette…the eunuch auction. Join us for minute 64 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we over extend | 4/11/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanLast Tango in the Caribbean (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 63) | Turns out that midnight on the Caribbean is the perfect time and place for a date between friends – a boat ride, a William Shatner movie, and a little dancing. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we breakdown minute 63. | 4/9/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanCaptain Calamari (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 62) | Trust the Gorton’s Fisherman and Captain Calamari when you feel the need to smite a chaplain…Blasphemy with a bit of fun and excitement! Join us for minute 62 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we martyr the movie and watch the helms | 4/6/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanJerkassery (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 61) | After one hour into the second installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, we finally meet the tragic Davy Jones. So, let’s all blow a little smoke in his face and give a hearty welcome to fish face. | 4/4/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanOne Magic Barrel (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 60) | You know you’re lucky when the only thing left standing after a Kraken attack is a single barrel completely full of a mysterious flammable liquid…but it makes for a nice blazing sword. Join us for minute 60 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s | 4/2/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBring Out Your Dead (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 59) | Don’t look now, but your face is gone. Join us for minute 59 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we wheel in the cart and ring the bell to bring out your dead. In this episode we discuss a listener’s comment, | 3/30/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanManatee Lovin’ (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 58) | The dark, stormy weather is an absolute omen of doom as we venture into haunting sightings of specter ships and apparitions direct from the 18th century. Join us for minute 58 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we wonder if Captain Jack | 3/28/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBehind the Video Store Curtain (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 57) | Join us as we all go behind the dirty, creepy, old school video store curtain and witness all the delectable secrets it’s concealing. In minute 57 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest we kick off the show with Pirate Word of the Week, | 3/26/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanDon’t Spoil the Boots (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 56) | It’s the black spot! Don’t play with it or you’ll go blind. But that’s nothing a jar of dirt and an Easter Egg can’t handle. Join us for minute 56 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Captain Jack Sparrow’s eyesight, | 3/23/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBlack Spot Spores (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 55) | There’s only one logical place to keep your heart and that’s in a tiny knight. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we announce the lucky winner of Scott’s heart, get down and dirty with the amorphous black spot, | 3/21/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBlack Magic Woman (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 54) | Literally and figuratively, there’s more touching and rubbing in that little Cuban voodoo love shack as we ponder the dichotomy of good and evil. Join us for minute 54 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss the contents of the D | 3/19/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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Clean1-900-HOT-VOODOO (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 53) | When it’s all about wanting, there’s only one thing left to do – call 1-900-HOT-VOODOO. Gold, jewels, unclaimed property, lost love, Davy Jones’ chest, or a little Tia Dalma sexy talk in the love shack. It’s all in this episode as we breakdown | 3/16/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanCougar Town (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 52) | I’m no innuendo expert, but there’s a cougar on the loose and she has her eyes and hands on that delectable William Turner. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest minute 52 as bust our way into the bayou cougar town and bask in tha | 3/14/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanCreepy and Exotic (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 51) | It’s time for an extremely seductive creature who casts an enticing but tangled net, has a natural talent for being playful and flirty, and an awful habit of forgetting to brush her teeth. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we | 3/12/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanIguana Street Meat (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 50) | Voodoo dudes, iguanas, fireflies, and bats – that’s got to be the perfect Disney pirate movie scene. Sprinkle in a little Captain Jack Sparrow, a helping of iguana street meat, and a definitive visual reference to the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, | 3/9/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBat Nipples (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 49) | It’s time for some great Disney imagery, a bedtime story to rock your children to sleep. Imagine, the last thing you know on God's green earth is the roar of the Kraken and the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses. | 3/7/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanOld Ghost Maids (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 48) | Oh, here she comes, watch out sailors she'll chew you up, she's a maneater! It’s a man-trapping good time as we try to squeeze every classic 18th century woman’s stereotype about marriage into one blimey minute of the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead | 3/5/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanGangsta Granny on the Bounty (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 47) | Just another day on the ship – 18th century sailors taking a break from scrubbing the deck and manning the wheel to fight over a wedding dress. Everyone likes to feel pretty sometimes. Join us for this episode as we breakdown minute 47 of Pirates of t | 3/2/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanTiny Minds (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 46) | I’ll take a Captain Jack Sparrow salad with a little Gibbs dressing on the side and a sprinkling of Will Turner. I hope everyone enjoys that trademark Jack word salad as we finally return to the plot of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. | 2/28/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanLamest Spit Ever (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 45) | It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for as the Black Pearl sails away from the Island of Pelegosto. It’s no doubt time to celebrate the end of the line for cannibal pirate action and our old long pork references and euphemisms. | 2/26/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPirate Mosh Pit (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 44) | Yeah, it’s a heartwarming scene depicting a leisurely run on a secluded beach with a dog. It’s the perfect Caribbean getaway complete with an angry mob of cannibal natives. Join us for a bit of escapism as we dive into minute 44 of Pirates of the Ca | 2/23/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanParrot Epiphany (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 43) | It’s on the teeter of my tongue, an epiphany, a parrot epiphany that sheds a bit of light on Cotton’s parrot’s nature as a true member of the Motley Crew. Join us for minute 43 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we compare the fina | 2/21/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanMy Papaya is on Fire (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 42) | My papaya is on FIRE! Now let’s get that tropical fruit fight underway as we breakdown blimey minute 42 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us for this episode as we correct a mistake from the previous episode, | 2/19/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThat’s a Man, Baby! (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 41) | It’s a dodgy episode bustling with euphemisms, the politically incorrect topic of cannibal gender misidentification, and the penetration of tropical fruits. Join us for minute 41 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss the myster | 2/16/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanWhat the Fork! (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 40) | What in the holy fork! It’s eating time as Captain Jack Sparrow disappoints a hungry young cannibal and we get a heavy helping of the angry, hungry natives trope in classic Hollywood style. Join us for minute 40 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man | 2/14/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanLiving in a Van… (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 39) | Now, as Gibbs probably told you, my name is Captain Jack Sparrow, I’m a motivational speaker and I live in a cannibal village down by the river! Join us for minute 39 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we drop a variety of pop culture | 2/12/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanNever Let Go of Your Vine (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 38) | Disney takes theme park rides to a whole new dimension when Leech and his fellow bone cage mates plummet to their deaths – it’s the only practical way to end a waltz. Join us for minute 38 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discus | 2/9/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanJust a Dangler (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 37) | Like most of our episodes this one is just a dangler…a bone cage dangler with one hell of a white knuckler suspension rope bridge. Join us for minute 37 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss simple rope bridges in history and o | 2/7/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSpam, Burning Rage and Dirty Dancing (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 36) | The only way to properly prepare world domination and Captain Jack Sparrow is with a dash of paprika. Join us for minute 36 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we explore East India Company symbolism including themes of domination and a s | 2/5/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanHut of Horrors (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 35) | There’s always a creepy reminder of the nature of life and death when you are rummaging around a cannibal hut of horrors. Join us for minute 35 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we carve up the details in the cannibal hut, | 2/2/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanWant More Wood (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 34) | Don’t panic scalawags, you’re not stuck wandering the streets of some European red-light district – this is the Caribbean mate, and we’re preparing one hell of a pirate entrée. Join us for minute 34 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Che | 1/31/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanToe Meat, It’s What’s for Dinner (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 33) | Surely those drums are an indication that the natives are restless, are about to form an angry mob, or simply want you to meet their volcano god. It’s all about classic Hollywood and stereotypical tropes in this episode covering minute 33 of Pirates o | 1/29/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanButterfly Effect (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 32) | Lost without answers is the theme of this episode as Heather drops a classic Seinfeld reference and inadvertently invents the 18th century’s first adult film. Join us for minute 32 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we wonder why Pinte | 1/26/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Wrath Has Come (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 31) | Hell, hath no furry like a woman and a prison dog scorned. Join us and the pirate fugitives Pintel and Ragetti for minute 31 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. In this episode we wrap up the Elizabeth Swann and Lord Cutler Beckett letters | 1/24/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanShe Needs Pirate Action (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 30) | Rain on your wedding day is nothing compared to disrupting a soon-to-be bride’s wedding night. Get this woman some pirate action, immediately! Join us for minute 30 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss the mother of all bombs | 1/22/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanStay Out of My Box (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 29) | You know you’ve overstepped your bounds when you go digging around Lord Cutler Beckett’s box. Let the euphemisms fly as we discuss minute 29 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us for the latest episode as we discuss Beckett’s gr | 1/19/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Magic Carriage Ride (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 28) | A magic carriage ride and a coat of drably colors are the only elements you need to pull off one hell of a prison escape. Join us for minute 28 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Governor Swann’s attempt to smuggle Elizabeth | 1/18/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanHeaving Parallels (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 27) | We can’t keep our eyes off those heaving parallels and ample misdirections as we tackle minute 27 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us for this episode where Heather can’t avoid mentioning the supple euphemisms and we explore the | 1/17/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanA Succulent Chinese Meal (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 25) | Everyone wants to enjoy a succulent Chinese meal with the personification of evil and cannibals wearing shoes. It’s business as usual on the Caribbean island of Pelegosto on minute 25 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. | 1/15/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanA-weema-weh, A-weema-weh (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 24) | In the jungle, the mighty jungle, Will Turner sleeps tonight; in the jungle, the quiet jungle the cannibals will eat tonight. Join us for this feisty, borderline politically-incorrect episode as we tackle minute 24 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man. | 1/12/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanBrought to you by the Donner Party (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 23) | Macaws, rum flasks and yes, more cannibalism references – it’s a party, a Donner Party of a good time! Everything a pirate needs to start off a day’s hike in a Caribbean jungle. Join us for minute 23 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest | 1/11/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanLong Pork, Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 22) | Nothing says good radio like the always entertaining topics of sailing the Caribbean, pirate ships, tropical jungles, and did I mention cannibalism. Join us for minute 22 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss the term “long por | 1/10/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanConjugal Visit Romance (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 21) | Dammit Will, kiss the girl! In this third rate, conjugal visit romance of an episode it’s all about the tease and a dirty old man lingering in the shadows. Join us for minute 21 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss and analyze | 1/9/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanGet That Hat Away From Me (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 19) | Protect your ears, get that hat away from me, and remember the Penobscot Expedition! Suffer with us as we tackle minute 19 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest and the terribly exciting appearance of the Turkish fishing vessel. | 1/5/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanAngry Hat Guy (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 18) | Everybody wants a nice hat and Jack the Monkey is no exception. Plus, Scott vents his long-held anger against a 1960’s beloved former President for setting a new fashion trend, and Heather has trouble keeping her composure. | 1/4/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanTerrible Beasties and Crusty Rum (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 17) | A black spot, a leviathan, rum and hermit crabs…yeah, it’s time to panic as all hell breaks loose. Join us for minute 17 of Dead Man’s Chest as we mix Pirates of the Caribbean with a little history and a little laughter. In this episode, | 1/3/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPirate’s Kobayashi Maru (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 16) | Crimping, press ganging, shanghaiing, and the pirates’ no-win scenario. Join us for minute 16 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we examine Bootstrap Bill Turner’s almost untimely death, his no-win choice to engage the service of Dav | 1/2/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanDon’t Put Your Lips on That (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 15) | Let’s ring in the new year with some fresh seafood and a bottle of rum. Unfortunately, our main course, Bootstrap Bill Turner, is on the fishy side. Join us for this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we cover minute 15…a min | 1/1/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSea Monsters Inside Me (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 14) | The ocean is full of surprises and nothing rivals that king of predators, the great white shark, like a handful of killer barnacles. Join us for minute 14 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we get our first look at Bootstrap Bill Turner. | 12/29/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThis Ship is a Rocking (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 13) | Join us for minute 13 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we finally admit that the rum is indeed always gone. In this episode we talk Pirates of the Caribbean snacks, callbacks to The Curse of the Black Pearl, | 12/28/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanWe’ve Got Shrinkage (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 12) | Oh, the pirate and privateer history and the Age of Sail – it’s time to unleash the letters of marque as we jump in to minute 12 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us for this historical episode as we take a discuss letters of mar | 12/27/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPull Your P Brand (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 11) | Shackles, red-hot pokers, alcohol, a roaring fire, and a tropical location – it’s just an ordinary episode on the Black Pearl Show. Join us for minute 11 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we discuss Lord Cutler Beckett’s Port Roya | 12/26/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanLet’s Sail the Bitter River (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 10) | What bodes ill for Jack Sparrow bodes ill for us, and that means it’s time for Minute 10 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us for this episode where we take the malfunctioning compass plunge and examine the turmoil in Jack’s hear | 12/22/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanIsland of Misfit Pirates (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 9) | Welcome to the island of misfit pirates in this motley minute 9 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us for this episode as we discuss the return of the Motley Crew from The Curse of the Black Pearl – examining the reason why Captain | 12/21/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanCasket Captain and Freaking Monkey (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 8) | Hey filthy bilge rats, it’s time to walk the line of morality and tackle minute 8 of Dead Man’s Chest! In this episode we wonder about Jack the cursed monkey and his incredible escape from Isla de Muerta, examine the vanishing cursed island and the | 12/20/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanSwiss Army Skeleton (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 7) | Scallywags, join us for minute 7 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest as we hand out prison workplace advice and suggestions on dumping bodies, talk a bit about super fans setting a Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl Netflix r | 12/19/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanAn Eye-Plucking Good Time (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 6) | Do you…like movies about gladiators? Joey, have you ever been…in a Turkish Prison? Classic movie references, Turkish prisons, and burials at sea are just a few of the topics we cover in this episode of The Black Pearl Show (aka Pirates of the Caribb | 12/18/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanNoose Buddies (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 5) | Join us for minute 5 of Dead Man’s Chest as we check in with the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise’s favorite noose couple and examine Lord Cutler Beckett’s hypocrisy regarding titles and the long-running Captain Jack Sparrow joke. Additionally, | 12/15/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanJack Sparrow is Han Solo (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 4) | Oh, my, God, Heather, look at that hat. It is so black, it looks like one of those East India Company’s hats. I like black hats and I cannot lie, you other pirates can’t deny…Join us for Minute 4 of Dead Man’s Chest as we kick things off with a | 12/14/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanAbout Damn Time for Hanging Weddings – (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 3) | It’s about damn time for minute 3 of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Join us for this episode as we get words of wisdom and inspiration from a listener, have another round of musical score versus ambient sounds, | 12/13/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanFriends and Treasure Island – What the Hell! (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 2) | When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but…I'll be there for you, and I’ll be there for Robert Louis Stevenson as we break the universe by including Friends and the adored literary piece Treasure Island in the same s | 12/12/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Walt Disney Omen (Dead Man’s Chest Minute 1) | NO MORE LIES! We are making belated good on our promise to launch season 2 and our official breakdown of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest – a ludicrous over analysis of the film one blimey minute at a time. | 12/11/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanLet’s Go Sinning – The Pirates of the Caribbean Rides (Bonus Episode 5) | As all pirates know, there’s a time and a place for sinning. And it just so happens those places are the world-famous Disneyland theme parks – home of the various incarnations of the Pirates of the Caribbean dark rides, the seven deadly sins, | 12/4/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPeddling Flesh and Thor Gets Wedlocked (Bonus Episode 4) | In true pirate fashion, we dabble in the flesh trade right out of the gate on this explosive shotgun of an episode that kicks off season 2. Pirates, wenches, prostitutes, Thor, the fake Randolph Scott parodies a late-night version of Tomb Raider, | 11/9/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 143: Shameful Evil Little Monkey | It’s a the meanest, most rotten-tempered simian in all the Caribbean and a fitting end to season 1 of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 143 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we announce the future of an expanded show with weekly epi | 8/1/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 142: Captain Elvis and Superhuman Pirates | It’s an edge of your seat episode on Pirates of the Caribbean Minute wrestling the always scintillating and never disappointing…movie credits. Well, even if we might be stretching the truth, join us for minute 142 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as | 7/31/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 141: How Dare You | Is it possible that someone doesn’t know who is the masterful composer and movie theme genius John Williams? The answer to that bloody question is yes and it and it’s all revealed in this blasphemy of an episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. | 7/28/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 140: Fire and Brimstone | From fire and brimstone to digital graveyards to walking the plank it’s another movie credits episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 140 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as wee highlight a clip from the 2017 D23 Expo’s 50th An | 7/27/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 139: Living a Lie | It’s the rare moment, even for a pirate, that Scott admits to living a lie in this credits extravaganza episode on Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 139 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we discuss IMDb revisions to improve film cre | 7/26/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 138: Python Wrangler | Broadcasting from either a zoo, the jungle or the steamy underworld of the San Fernando Valley, we wrangle those pythons and credits in this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 138 of the Curse of the Black Pearl as we play r. | 7/25/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 137: The Bearded Lady | In this circus of an episode on Pirates of the Caribbean Minute, we are again mired in the credits but manage to wrestle in the salsa as a plethora of stunt people crawl across the screen. Join us for minute 137 of the Curse of the Black Pearl as we di. | 7/24/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 136: Seedy Looking Critics | We put the scurvy eye on those cursed movie critics with our Top 10 Completely Off the Mark Negative Reviews for Curse of the Black Pearl in this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 136 as we try to make sense of some crazy b. | 7/21/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 135: Pirate Wranglers | In this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute we wrangle the credits, some music, some actors and a whole lot of tourists. Join us for minute 135 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we speculate about the meaning behind the use of “Based on Walt D | 7/20/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 134: There’s No Crying in Piracy | Drink up me hearties as this is that magic minute where we give a fond farewell to all our characters and begin to roll the credits on this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 134 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we discuss. | 7/19/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 133: Caress Those Handles | Captain Jack Sparrow is reunited with the Black Pearl and it feels so good in this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 133 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we discuss the theme park ride bride auction controversy, | 7/18/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 132: Floggings and Sugar Daddies | From floggings to sugar daddies to wedding bells, it’s time to take on this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. It’s minute 132 of The Curse of the Black Pearl and we’re discussing the latest details and release dates of the Dead Men Tell | 7/17/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 131: Norrington Pulls His Sword | After recovering from the morality card beatdown, Commodore Norrington makes a respectful recovery in this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 131 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we discuss Jack Davenport’s acting, | 7/14/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 130: Get Some Freaking Handrails | It’s a fort jumping and cliff falling scalawag of a good time as we make a splash on this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 130 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we discuss a minute of nothing but Captain Jack Sparrow, | 7/13/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 129: The Commodore Burn | Alrighty then! It’s time we revisit the bitch slap heard round the world and officially give the crown of beat downs to minute 129 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. Join us for this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we discuss Will Turner d | 7/12/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 128: Amateur Hangman Happy Ending | Hey filthy bilge rats, it’s time for one hell of a swashbuckling episode on Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 128 of the Curse of the Black Pearl as we sound off on all the classic pirate and adventure maneuvers found in minute 128 o | 7/11/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 127: Heaving Ample Bits | Thank the Aztec gods that we have returned to form and just in time to begin dissecting the final bits of the movie on this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 127 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we talk Elizabeth Swann’s | 7/10/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 126: A Humorous Executioner | In today’s episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute we ask the big question if you would rather have a serious or humorous executioner while Heather braves another day of illness. During minute 126 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, | 7/7/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 125: Lost the Pearl, Found the Gallows | Let the executioner’s drumbeat commence and Heather’s sickness prevail on this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 125 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we discuss getting lost in the movie and talk Captain Jack Sparrow b | 7/6/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 124: A Hazy Mind | After fanning away the unnatural fog from our minds, we manage to find time to hypothesize Captain Jack Sparrow’s attraction to Elizabeth Swann on today’s episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 124 of the Curse of the Black P | 7/5/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 123: Now Get Me My Rug | The pirate frustration swells and washes over the deck on this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 123 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we kick off the show with the latest news from Disney that they plan to remove the brid. | 7/4/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 122: Jack Shot First | In today’s episode, we mourn the tragedy of Captain Hector Barbossa on Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 122 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we discuss the emotional rollercoaster ride of our characters Captain Barbossa, | 7/3/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 121: From Fight to Orgy to Apocalypse | It only takes one Freudian slip to shower our sense of decorum with fire and brimstone. Join us for this all hell breaks loose episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we dissect minute 121 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. | 6/30/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 120: Cheesy Pirate Profiling | It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for…Scott and Heather cross the line with pirate profiling while Elizabeth Swann delivers her cheesy hero line. Join us for minute 120 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we set sail with a little highbrow Go | 6/29/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 119: Bloody Pirate Fight | It’s a contentious episode as we battle several hypotheticals spanning Elizabeth Swann’s willingness to help the Motley Crew rescue Captain Jack Sparrow and a strategic addition to Commodore Norrington’s cursed crew ambush plan. | 6/28/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 118: Never Forget the Captain Morgan | Never forget the Captain Morgan since you will need the rum as we light the cannon on 80s references in this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. On minute 118 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we start things off with the news that there just mi. | 6/27/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 117: Skeleton Fight Club | It’s a golden episode in more than one way as we unleash our inner pirate primates and fight out our ideas regarding minute 117 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. JOIN US for Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we discuss the fact that everyone is fighti | 6/26/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 116: Slap Heard Round the World | It’s a listeners’ revolt as Scott gets virtually slapped by both the audience and Heather while she continues to hijack the show’s introduction. On a more authentic pirate note, in minute 116 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, | 6/23/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 115: That Pinnace Came in Handy | It’s that time for a little Commodore Norrington bashing as we revisit his missed opportunity to put the kybosh on the cursed pirate sneak attack. In minute 115 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we discuss Norrington’s mistake of not sending a longbo | 6/22/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 114: Play with Your Swords and Bones | Nothing says pirate like a feast for a king prepared by an obvious cursed seadog MasterChef. It’s time for minute 114 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we officially answer all the questions that have left you confused since the movie debuted in 2003 | 6/21/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 113: Here there be Monsters | We fall off the edge of the map and into uncharted territory as we analyze, scrutinize and celebrate minute 113 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. In today’s episode, we discuss our thoughts on the Northern California Pirate Festival, | 6/20/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 112: Stabbing Away | The cursed crew aren’t the only ones doing the stabbing on this random thoughts-filled episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 112 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we discuss Elizabeth Swann’s symbolic prison bedsheet rope e | 6/19/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 111: Romantic Ninja Skeleton Pirates | It’s time for some good old skeleton throat slicing action, but not before we embrace our love for classical romances and swashbucklers. In minute 111 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we get an update on the latest Dead Men Tell No Tales box office re | 6/16/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 110: Dude Looks Like a Lady | It’s time to rock out to minute 110 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we tackle everything from underwater skeletons to sentimental character arcs. Join us for this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we kick things off with our ode to clas | 6/15/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 109: Fellowship of the Rage | United by special effects, Orlando Bloom and rage, Cassandra and Norman from Lord of the Rings Minute end their three-episode run by discussing the most iconic scene in The Curse of the Black Pearl. Join us for minute 109 of Pirates of the Caribbean Mi. | 6/14/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 108: Window Shopping in Port Royal | We are once again joined by special guests Cassandra and Norman from Dueling Genre’s Lord of the Rings Minute as together we stroll down the streets of Port Royal window shopping for that perfectly large and oh so grandiose hat. | 6/13/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 107: Chop, Chop, Chop, Stab, Stab, Stab | Making a special appearance all the way from Mount Doom are Cassandra and Norman from Lord of the Rings Minute. In this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute, we take a stab at minute 107 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. | 6/12/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 106: Dark Sinister Santa | After realizing Aztec cursed immortal skeleton pirates were not nearly frightening enough, we raise the bar by bringing in the dark shadow side of old St. Nick. In minute 106 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, | 6/9/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 105: Giving Him the Shaft | We’re all over the Aztec gold treasure map with random thoughts on minute 105 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. Join us for this out of character episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we discuss a bit of cinematography, | 6/8/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 104: Ruthless Elizabeth | Captain Jack Sparrow discovers Elizabeth Swann is just as ruthless as he is and knows the only way he can complete his plan to retake the Black Pearl is to steal her freedom. Join us for minute 104 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we come to see Jack. | 6/7/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 103: Yadda Yadda I’m Drowning | We dive to the crushing depths of Davy Jones’s Locker in minute 103 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we sink to the seafloor discussing some much needed Bootstrap Bill Turner exposition thanks to the film | 6/6/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 102: Ménage a Swordfight | It’s a three-way discussion as we tackle a listener’s question regarding the swordfight between Commodore Norrington, Will Turner, and Captain Jack Sparrow. Join us for minute 102 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we kick things off with a question | 6/5/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Review (Bonus Episode 3) | It’s a golden bones and skulls of a bonus episode - YE BE WARNED THAT THIS IS A SPOILER-FILLED SHOW – where we review, dissect, analyze and hypothesize about the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. | 6/4/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 101: See a Hot Poker | We finally get back to our roots – balancing intellectual pirate analysis with the desirable tawdry talk in this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. It’s time to discuss minute 101 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, | 6/2/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 100: Why is the Rum Gone? | It’s a bloody, Captain Bloody, time on Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we celebrate our 100th episode attempting to answer the age old question “Why is the rum gone?” Join us for minute 100 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we discuss an inter | 6/1/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 99: Pirates Eating Pizza | Let your best moves shine as Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann get their one-sided love on in this pizza eating episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 99 as we discuss the Dead Men Tell No Tales international box office r. | 5/31/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 98: A Hot, Hellish and Terrible Liquor | In this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute, Elizabeth Swann teaches Captain Jack Sparrow, with a little help from a deleted scene, the most famous of sea shanties, A Pirate’s Life for Me. Join us for minute 98 as we discuss more touching delet | 5/30/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 97: Dead Men Tell No Tales | We’re back with the first episode after the release of Dead Men Tell No Tales. In minute 97 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we kick things off with a spoiler-free discussion on our initial reactions to Dead Men Tell No Tales, | 5/29/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 96: X Marks Her Bust | It’s a pirate-revealing episode as Elizabeth Swann provides evidence of Captain Jack Sparrow’s exploits that have made him more than a legend in his own mind. For minute 96 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we tackle Jack’s transition from storytel | 5/26/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 95: Stabs Kill People Too | Guests Carson and Andrew (carsonandandrew.com) from the crazy fun Slapdash Scripts podcast almost succeed in keeping us on our best behavior as they join us to breakdown minute 95 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. | 5/25/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 94: Stripping on the Plank | If you’re looking for a gratuitous stripping scene involving Elizabeth Swann, pirates and a plank, then you’ve come to the right episode. On minute 94 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we can’t avert our eyes as Elizabeth Swann removes her dress wh | 5/24/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 93: Lying Bastard | It’s a bastard of an episode on Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 93 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we tackle Captain Barbossa the lying bastard, discover the star of the minute – Barbossa’s teeth, | 5/23/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 92: Pirates Getting Handsy | Things get a bit fresh as we ponder the potential future of Elizabeth Swann returning the “favor” for taking advantage of Captain Barbossa’s hospitality – a cringeworthy future with immortal skeleton pirates getting handsy. | 5/22/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 91: Guts for Garters | If you don’t listen to this episode I’ll have your guts for garters, you filthy bilge rats! It’s a hell of an explosive minute on The Curse of the Black Pearl as we discuss the mockery and symbolism of naming Captain Hector Barbossa’s monkey aft | 5/19/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 90: Evil Pirate Meter | Hey filthy bilge rats, join us for minute 90 of The Curse of the Black Pearl! On this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute, we discuss Captain Jack Sparrow walking the line of light and dark as he saves Elizabeth Swann for the second time, | 5/18/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 89: Don’t Love the Monkey | Join us for minute 89 of The Curse of the Black Pearl and a frightening thought that our show may have incurred the wrath of the Aztecs and be doomed to cover Pirates of the Caribbean films for a decade with the latest news that Disney locked in franch. | 5/17/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 88: Where’s the Hole | It’s a rare episode where Scott not only makes a pronunciation correction but walks back a previous statement regarding damage to the Black Pearl and HMS Interceptor’s hulls. Join us for minute 88 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we begin with Pau | 5/16/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 82: Polluted by Aristocracy | It’s a rare highbrow episode as we make a brief Shakespearean reference but quickly create an accord to adhere to the pirate code of euphemisms for future shows. Join us for minute 82 of The Curse of the Black Pearl to hear Heather disparage Scott wit | 5/8/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 81: Sweeter Bigger Ones | Grab the grog and settle in for the weekend to discuss Captain Jack Sparrow giving Captain Barbossa the mother of all “I told you so’s” and politely offering him a bite of his apple. It’s a sticking it to the man episode on Pirates of the Caribb | 5/6/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 79: Feel My Medallions | YIKES! Is it possible we succumbed to our desires and went too far in this hunk of burning loins and love episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute? Not bloody likely. It’s just an honest, heated and aroused discussion of minute 79 of The Curse of th | 5/4/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 78: Playing Doctor | It’s time we all play doctor, pirate-style, and jump into the breakdown of minute 78 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. Join us on this just a little naughty episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we discuss the burning loins of Will and Elizabet | 5/3/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 77: Drunken Bobsled Ride | All Hell breaks loose as we ride a shield down the treasure mound in an effort to escape the chaos on this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 77 of The Curse of the Black Pearl where we witness Heather pass out from too much. | 5/2/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 75: Helm that Beast | Hey scallywags! Join us for minute 75 of The Curse of the Black Pearl on the Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. On today’s episode, we talk the anger and angst fermenting amongst the cursed crew because the curse has not been removed, | 4/27/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 74: Hanging Down to His Knees | Heather just can’t help herself as a bit of history and Captain Barbossa’s weapon turns into a naughty metaphor on this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us for minute 74 of The Curse of the Black Pearl to discuss the proverbial killi | 4/26/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 73: Mildly Bad Mutineering Fella | Surprise, surprise, surprise! Captain Hector Barbossa decides it’s best not to be killing Ms. Swann afterall; just a bit of waste not logic and a sick sense of pirate humor kept her believing the time has come to be sacrificed to save the crew of the | 4/25/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 72: Cursed to do Something Stupid | The time has come to do something stupid so thanks for joining for minute 72 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. In this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute, we answer Captain Jack Sparrow’s rhetorical question about Will’s lack of trust, | 4/24/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 71: Living in a Van Down by the River | It’s the perfect episode for Friday as we connect with our inner Matt Foleys in the hopes of motivating everyone – Captain Barbossa pirate-style – to have one hell of grog-filled weekend. Join us for minute 71 to discuss Barbossa’s end-the-Aztec | 4/21/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 69: Hairy Aquaman | It’s a cursed episode today as Elizabeth Swann sees the writing on the Aztec sacrificial wall as we enter the treasure cave on Isla de Muerta. Join us for minute 69 of The Curse of the Black Pearl to discover the link between the film’s cave setting | 4/19/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 68: Captain Sasquatch | It’s one hell of a hairy episode as we dry shave minute 68 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we identify real castaways marooned on islands and those who may have inspired Robinson Crusoe, | 4/18/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 67: A Jaunty Scarf for Me | We are joined by Adam Liebreich-Johnsen of the world famous Poxy Boggards to discuss minute 67 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. If you remember from the previous episode, Adam is also a member of the Royal French Privateers of Clan Darksail. | 4/17/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 66: Pirates that Bathe | It’s a special episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we are joined by Adam Liebreich-Johnsen of the Royal French Privateers of Clan Darksail to discuss minute 66 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. It’s a robust episode as we talk Pirates of th | 4/14/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 65: Curse of the Phantom Menace | It’s an episode created in a galaxy far, far away as we tackle minute 65 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. It’s time to talk Captain Jack Sparrow’s unyielding desire for the Black Pearl, a cursed pirate ancient Aztec sacrificial ceremony that prece | 4/13/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 64: Frightfully Bad Luck | Join us for episode 64 of The Curse of the Black Pearl to discuss our fan theories and the many meanings behind Captain Jack Sparrow looking at the sky and the resulting frightfully bad luck. Scott decides to boycott Comic Con 2017, | 4/12/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 63: Hold Your Tawdry Banana | It’s a scandalous Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we analyze and scrutinize minute 63 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. In this episode we meet female pirate Anamaria and former owner of the Jolly Mon, discuss if she is briefly disguising herself as | 4/11/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 62: Grizzled Pirates with Walkers | It’s time for minute 62 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. In today’s episode, we meet Jack Sparrow’s motley crew of grizzled pirates, dig further into spotlight pirates Marty and Cotton, talk pirate parrot stereotypes, | 4/10/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanDead Men Tell No Tales: Ain’t No Grave (Bonus Episode 2) | Ain’t no grave can hold my body down, even when the dead have taken command of the sea. In this Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Men Tell No Tales bonus episode #2, we plunder the trailers for the upcoming 5th film in the multi-billion dollar swashbuckle | 4/9/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 61: It’s All About the Bones | Things go off the rails in song and definitely out of tune as Scott pens a modern sea chanty before we even have a chance to discuss minute 61 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. Join us for this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we talk movie. | 4/7/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 60: We See Your Greedy Monkey | It’s all about the bone action in today’s breakdown of minute 60 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. We tackle the cursed pirate skeleton crew, have a in depth scallywag debate regarding the tone of the skeleton music scene and ask if it’s appropriat | 4/6/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 59: Pirate Action on the Side | Heather, the Queen of Euphemisms, contributes to the downfall of Western Civilization, well, maybe just the introduction in this derailed episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us as we breakdown minute 59 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. | 4/5/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 58: Slake that Lust | It’s just what we’ve been waiting for…the details of the curse from thirst, food and lust all in minute 58 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. Join us for this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we walk a thin line discussing Barbossa pett | 4/4/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 57: Everyone Sleeps with the Captain | It’s minute 57 of the Curse of the Black Pearl and we take a step back to minute 56 and thoroughly examine with the help of a listener and thinking machine supercomputers just how fast the HMS Interceptor can travel from Port Royal to Tortuga. | 4/3/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 56: Bite that Little Meat | It’s the end of the week so it’s no wonder the grog and euphemisms make an appearance in minute 56 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. Join us for this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we discuss a ravenous Elizabeth Swann and her one-side | 3/31/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 55: Rambling Crazy Moon of Sin | That’s right, we go deep on full moon symbolism in episode 55 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. Heather works to reign Scott in from crazy moon ramblings which are weaved throughout discussions on the audio and visual film transitions successfully impl | 3/30/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 54: Fake Booze | With a couple of tankards full of rum, we sit down with Captain Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs in the Faithful Bride Tavern to discuss a matter of Will Turner leverage, the don’t look now conundrum, the two rules pirate toast, | 3/29/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 53: A Ripe Pirate Smell | Breathe deep this ripe pirate smell of an episode as we bathe in minute 53 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. We contemplate creating a Facebook listeners’ group, discuss Will Turner’s use of a bucket to show contempt for pirates, | 3/28/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 52: You Filthy Bilge Rat | On this episode of Pirates of the Caribbean Minute, we plunder minute 52 as the dirty, filthy bilge rats we are. We take a step back to expand on the Disneyland ride to address a listener comment regarding Jean Lafitte and the Blue Bayou, | 3/27/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 51: Sweet Proliferous Bouquet | It’s time for minute 51 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. All that hard work of commandeering the HMS Interceptor has paid off as Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner reach the Isle of Tortuga. You’re in for a wild ride as we round out the week with | 3/24/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 50: The Don’t Mastrate Philosophy | We try to set aside the euphemisms as we immerse ourselves in the Manichaeism philosophy of the Pirates of the Caribbean universe – specifically Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, and Commodore Norrington. It’s definitely a deep thoughts episode tha | 3/23/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 49: Norrington’s Turned to Jelly | The euphemisms are abundant in episode 49 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. Join us for Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we learn a few facts about Disneyland’s Pirates of the Caribbean ride in honor of its 50th anniversary, | 3/22/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 48: Tommyhawks and Tommy Guns | In minute 48 of The Curse of the Black Pearl we start things off with some blooming cockroaches and Disneyland’s Pirates of the Caribbean ride trivia and then settle in with a discussion on Norrington’s underestimation of Captain Jack Sparrow, | 3/21/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 47: Burn and Blast Bones | Join us for Minute 47 of The Curse of the Black Pearl on Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we announce the winners of our listener appreciation contest, get an appropriate pirate phrase of the week suitable for any true scallywag, | 3/20/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 46: Twit-Arrr | A listener enlightens us with the perfect pirate social media platform, Will Turner and Captain Jack Sparrow make use of a rowboat in an unorthodox manner – a nod to the Crimson Pirate – and climb aboard the HMS Dauntless, | 3/17/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 45: On Pain of Death | On pain of death you must listen to this episode! Join us for minute 45 of The Curse of the Black Pearl where we tackle a Hector Barbossa listener question, expose Captain Jack Sparrow’s classic trickster accord with Will Turner, | 3/15/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 44: A Vulgar Tongue | In this episode of The Curse of the Black Pearl minute 44, we finger point Will turner’s blatant use of stereotypes – not even politically correct for the 18th century, pick out a few choice insults from the 1788 book The Vulgar Tongue, | 3/14/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 43: Plunging My Hatchet | In the minute 43 show of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we deliberate Commodore Norrington’s 18th century classist burn on Will Turner, an obvious predecessor to the Yo Mama genre of insults, Will’s need to channel George Costanza for a few snappy co | 3/13/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 42: Chicken Scratch Turner | We take a hard look at minute 42 and Port Royal – scrutinizing the townspeople as Will Turner awakes in the middle of the street, hypothesizing the reason why it earned the moniker Wickedest City on Earth, checking in on some animal actors, | 3/10/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 41: I Dream of Barbossa | It’s another crazy episode as we tackle minute 41 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. The end of the week is proving a bit chaotic as we strive to stay on Pirates of the Caribbean point. In this show we explore the light and dark aspects of our trickster | 3/9/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 40: Dress My Monkey | Join us for minute 40 of The Curse of the Black Pearl where we call out social injustice, watch Elizabeth lie to Captain Barbossa, which only highlights her love for Will Turner, discuss animal actor versatility, call a gold medallion bluff, | 3/8/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 39: Disco Pirate | Join us for minute 39 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we get a full-on introduction to Captain Hector Barbossa, we watch Elizabeth Swann take a blow to the face from Bo ‘sun as she attempts to negotiate for the safety of Port Royal, | 3/7/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 38: 9th Circle of Hell | Join us for minute 38 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we wander into Dante’s Inferno to explore the 9th circle of Hell, examine the wonderful bromance between Captain Jack Sparrow, Twigg and Koehler, get a close up look at the Black Pearl, | 3/6/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 37: The Wickedest City on Earth | Give us a review on iTunes or Stitcher by March 12, 2017 and you are eligible to win a Pirates of the Caribbean prize package. Check out http://blackpearlminute.com for the details. In minute 37 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, | 3/3/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 36: Soiled Underpants | In minute 36 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, Will Turner avoids death twice, Grapple the pirate gets “killed’ by advertising, Jacoby makes a sudden return from the dead which causes Will to soil his underpants, | 3/2/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 35: Pirate Dental Plan | Join us for this Pirates of the Caribbean Minute show and enter our first listener appreciation contest by simply leaving us an iTunes review. In this episode we breakdown Elizabeth’s obsession and knowledge of pirate culture, | 3/1/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 34: Cannonball Sucker Punch | Pirate staircase stunts, a looting pirate gets the ultimate cannonball sucker punch, Elizabeth plays hide and seek, a smidge of cannon history that leads us to believe there might just be some physics-defying movie magic taking place, | 2/28/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 33: What Knockers! | In minute 33 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we drop a few too many movie references, theorize that the Swann’s butler is a relative of James Norrington, play a deadly game of knock, knock, who’s there, explore the backstory of Pintel and Ragetti, | 2/27/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 32: Obliterated Dreams | On this Friday episode covering minute 32 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, we dive into our favorite lines over the last week in our Really Bad Eggs segment, watch a cannonball obliterate Commodore Norrington’s dream of hanging pirates at dawn, | 2/24/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 31: Morbid Sense of Humor | Join us for minute 31 of The Curse of the Black Pearl! Captain Jack Sparrow challenges the Black Pearl legend that it leaves no survivors as the ship sends a barrage of cannonballs to port Royal and Fort Charles. | 2/23/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 30: First Line of Offense | After a couple of episodes filled with double entendres, we unfortunately take a break from the euphemisms to watch the Black Pearl unleash cannon fire on Port Royal in minute 30 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. | 2/22/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 29: Whacking My Ingot | In minute 29 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, Elizabeth admits that her encounter with Jack Sparrow was terrifying, maybe not as frightening as a proposal from Norrington, though. It’s enough of an interesting character reveal that we dive deep into a | 2/21/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 28: Flaunting Our Stuff | Join us for a true flaunting our stuff episode on minute 28 of The Curse of the Black Pearl. In this minute of discovery, John Brown takes credit for capturing a wanted pirate, Jack Sparrow, we bounce across four different locations, | 2/20/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 27: I Plead Pirate | In minute 27 of The Curse of the Black Pearl, Will Turner calls Jack Sparrow a cheater (how dare he), Jack fights dirty with chocolate powder, and the sword fight comes to an abrupt end thanks to John Brown emptying a bottle of rum, waking up, | 2/17/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 26: Don’t Call Me Strumpet | Join us for minute 26 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we discover that what we thought was just a cute, innocent nickname takes an incredible turn for the worse. We announce that Scott will be a guest on the Goonies Minute podcast, | 2/16/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 25: 18th Century Lightsaber | It’s all about the sword fighting in this episode of The Curse of the Black Pearl. We talk sword master Bob Anderson, the interplay between Will Turner and Jack Sparrow, the trick to screenwriting a swordfight, | 2/15/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 24: Fifty Shades of Pirate | Minute 24 of The Curse of the Black Pearl takes another famous gratuitous turn as things get a little frisky when discussing weapons and 18th century torture devices - how appropriate for Valentine's Day. That’s right, | 2/14/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 23: Unnatural Relationship with a Hat | It’s minute 23 of The Curse of the Black Pearl and it’s time for a frank discussion on Jack’s unnatural relationship with his tricorn, leather hat. We also explore the dichotomy between Will Turner and Jack Sparrow, | 2/13/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 22: Rosie the Donkey | Animals, blacksmiths, really bad eggs, and 18th century handcuffs. In this episode, we remember our second favorite Disneyland rides as kids, dive into animal actors, their trainers and movie magic, briefly explore the evolution of handcuffs, | 2/10/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 21: Blindly Shooting Civilians | Join us for minute 21 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as we laugh and cross our fingers that a trained Royal Marine who is blindly waving and shooting his musket does not hit any civilians or other soldiers. | 2/9/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 20: Big Red | It’s time for minute 20 and Jack’s daring escape from the clutches of Commodore Norrington. Besides launching himself skyward, things take a decidedly 1980s turn as we explore Jack’s need for fresh breath, his overt revenge on Governor Swann and N | 2/8/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 19: Pirates of Middle Earth | Did we really just make a connection between Pirates of the Caribbean and Lord of the Rings? Scott expands on his medallion theory with the help of a listener, realizes that British Royal Marines were the pioneers of gang colors and pistol holding tech. | 2/7/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 18: It’s Captain Jack Sparrow | It’s Captain Jack Sparrow! In minute 18 of The Curse of the Black Pearl we finally get a formal introduction to Jack Sparrow…Captain Jack Sparrow. In this episode, we tackle listener questions regarding creepy theme songs and if piracy is in Gibbs | 2/6/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanDead Men Tell No Tales – Teaser Trailers Review (Bonus Episode 1) | It’s our first bonus episode and we’re excited to breakdown, analyze, and plunder the first two Dead Men Tell No Tales teaser trailers on the Pirates of the Caribbean Minute. Join us as we discuss Captain Salazar’s need for dental hygiene, | 2/5/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 17: Gratuitous Corset of Death | Join us for a gratuitous minute 17 of the Curse of the Black Pearl. Jack Sparrow takes Elizabeth’s dress off, removes her corset and puts his hands on her…medallion. Norrington and his crew finally arrive on the dock only to see a pirate rescue his | 2/3/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 16: Cliff Jumping and Swann Diving | Join us for minute 16 as we tune in to some amateur cliff diving and pirate swan diving – holding our breath while a gold medallion sends a weather-changing shockwave across the seas. Norrington chickens out of making an elaborate rescue and leaves it | 2/2/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 15: Wave the reductio ad absurdum wand | In this episode Mullroy waves the reductio ad absurdum wand and along with Murtogg try to determine if Jack Sparrow is telling the truth while helming the wheel on the docked HMS Interceptor. We bump on over to watch Norrington, | 2/1/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 14: Dread Pirate Sparrow | We finally get to hear the end of the Black Pearl Legend that it was captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out! We get a Warner Brothers style cartoon payoff, examine a battle of wits, and learn why Captain Jack Sparrow is in Port R. | 1/31/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 13: Bugs Bunny the Pirate | Bugs Bunny and Jack Sparrow, two classic tricksters that can only exist in a world that has some level of absurdism. In addition to this philosophical question, we examine the legend of the Black Pearl, channel our thoughts on Murtogg and Mullroy, | 1/30/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 12: My God the Heat | Minute 12 is here of The Curse of the Black Pearl and we pirate up long enough to admit our mistake, thank a listener, and hit you with our favorite lines from the week in our Really Bad Eggs segment. And that’s right, | 1/27/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 11: Welcome to Port Royal | Join us for minute 11 of The Curse of the Black Pearl as the hosts of the Pirates of the Caribbean Minute long for the return of Joshamee Gibbs. Additionally, we discuss Captain Jack Sparrow’s arrival to Port Royal, | 1/26/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 10: Let’s Gibbet Pirates | It’s a full 60 seconds of nothing but pirates (well pirate) as we sale on the Jolly Mon, salute skeleton pirates that have been gibbeted as a warning to others, and pay homage to the Henrietta’s true identity, the Brig Unicorn, that sunk in 2014. | 1/25/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 9: The Pirate of Hearts | The pirate of love, Elizabeth Swann engages in a battle of hearts and desires with the off-limits workingman Will Turner. In minute 9 of the Pirates of the Caribbean Minute we are introduced to our first real pirate; the pirate we all wanted to see. | 1/24/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 8: Flip the Sword in 15 Takes | Join us for minute 8 as we watch Will Turner seemingly nail and display his sword flipping skills while Governor Swann flinches and Elizabeth makes her grand Scarlett O’Hara stairway entrance. Scott and Heather also pretend to be sword experts and dis | 1/23/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 7: Smothered by Society | Governor Swann and high society constrict Elizabeth’s breathing with an incredibly tight corset while the pirate medallion is close to her heart - the symbolism goes deep in this minute! Governor Swann receives a visitor who promptly shows his nervous | 1/20/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 6: I Wanna be a Pirate | Elizabeth brushes off dust from the gold medallion that she has been hiding in a secret compartment and decides to put it on…perhaps imagining what it would be like to be a pirate and reliving her experience on the HMS Dauntless. | 1/19/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 5: The Jolly Roger | A gold medallion, a pirate ship in fog, the Jolly Roger, and in a blink of an eye we are transported from Elizabeth’s past on the HMS Dauntless and her first encounter with pirates to her suddenly awakening from a startling dream as a grown woman. | 1/18/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 4: A Loathsome Smell | The merchant ship continues to burn and Gibbs chimes in with what everyone is thinking – Pirates! In addition to learning the rescued boy is Will Turner in minute 4, the Pirates of the Caribbean Minute hosts remember classic movies like Goonies and Ju | 1/17/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 3: A Ship’s Ablaze | A rogue parasol spins across the water, an unconscious boy floating on shipwreck, and an otherwise serene setting quickly becomes a barrage of flames as a ship appears to be torn in half and on fire. What happened here? | 1/16/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 2: Short Drop and Sudden Stop | Lieutenant Norrington vows that all pirates will meet what they deserve, a short drop and a sudden stop. Meanwhile, Gibbs continues to headline our discussions from the importance of rum on ships to colorful superstitions. And no, | 1/10/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanThe Curse of the Black Pearl Minute 1: Pirate’s Life for Me Rabbit Hole | In the opening scene, the H.M.S. Dauntless breaks an impenetrable wall of fog, a young Elizabeth Swann sings A Pirate’s Life for Me, and we learn that cursed pirate’s sail these waters. Join us on Pirates of the Caribbean Minute as we go down the ra | 1/9/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPirates of the Caribbean Minute: Pilot Episode | Pirates of the Caribbean Minute pilot episode - Thanks for joining us as we get into the groove, get a feel for our new studio, talk the transition from theme park ride to film franchise, the connection to our youth, | 1/7/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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CleanPirates of the Caribbean Minute Teaser | Welcome to Pirates of the Caribbean Minute Teaser. This is an upcoming fan podcast that analyzes and discusses the Pirates of the Caribbean movies one minute at a time. The daily podcast debuts on January 2, | 12/14/2016 | Free | View in iTunes |
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