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On this November 21st episode of The Heide Show...

Heide welcomes Mikey of The Mikey Mix http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-mikey-mix, and busts her interview cherry with filmmaker Todd Jones. Check out the trailer for Todd's movie "Throws of Passion" on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqMCriqUpmM

Schnikes' (aka Mike Esparza) art gets some internet attention, wonderbros.com ; Where the Wild Things Are; Oprah's awful ass; Heide's beer store guy; Mafia Wars; Cockney calls in with a cast of characters from Slade Hall including the very gifted poet, Matt Panesh who can be found at
http://www.myspace.com/mattpaneshpoetry and also TheMonkeyPoet.com ; Mouse in Heide's house; Mikey's stinky baby; weird news; Heide's bday recap; Eggo shortage; Us Weekly Stars of the Year quiz; first concerts; concerts on drugs; Beer Bear of Dude_N_Nems calls in and does a great Cockney Tony impression. Check out his show on http://livestream.com/xtremeliveradio ; oh, and fetus killing powder.

Good luck.

I don't even know what to tell you. At least it's a mercifully short 2 hours this time.

October 17th Heide Show:
If we pooped pellets; Cockney's friend Kristen or Christian or Watoo; Balloon Boy's music video;Yankees in ALCS; Feety Jammies; who will piss on Heide?; Rape Tunnel; The Mikey Mix; Mr. Deej's Movie Review; Gardasil risks; Heide retells the trapped penis story because she was too drunk last time to remember telling it.

Heide Show is your air. Tell me, how you gonna breathe with no air?

On this September 26th episode of The Heide Show, Heide is joined in studio by her old pal Mikey. It's his first internet radio experience and he knocks it out of the park, despite Cockney's attempts to derail the show at every turn. Audio quality sucks...you will not be tested on this material. Check out Mikey's show on ustream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-mikey-mix

Though it's often noted that the show degrades with increased alcohol content, this one is just ridiculous. News stories right up through the fourth hour, but it's okay to just stop listening at some point. Don't say I didn't warn you.

TOPICS, YO:

Aciphex or ASS FX; no to Gardasil; Ron & Fez event at Stout NYC; Cockney's not coming to NY; Sean Kingston: retarded?; sex with dolphins; Emo Holocaust Jew Poetry Corner; Mr. Deej's Movie Recap; Cockney's hang up game; Bored To Death better for potheads; Beatles Rock Band; Steve Irwin's ghost appears; Tunnel people in Vegas; Old Ruffian toilet beer; Mikey's burn victim story; trapped penis freed by S&R team; Octomom update; Heide vents.

I know you can't see it, but Heide's wearing a fake mustache for this episode. There will be no question as to her sobriety, or lack thereof.

August 29th, 2009. Very special guest star Cockney Tony skypes in from Manchester, England.

Topics include:
Barbie doll high jinks; German toilets; voicemails from Cockney and Mr. Deej; willy nilly listener banning; Heide gets really pissed off at Cockney; roaches are freaky; PS3 Slim and Wii; Anti-Muslim hate crime on Long Island; first date car-jack; DJ AM dies; Oasis break-up; Heide dreams of playing bass; glass banned in British bars; too many area codes these days; online dating experiences; Heide's trip to the new Yankee Stadium.

It gets bad toward the end. Possibly the most drunk Heide has been on the air to date, but really nothing compared to the next show to be posted.

You only tell me you love me because you love me.

On this August 22nd episode of The Heide Show:

Livevideo nonsense; Douchecast Bar Night; Cockney Tony skypes in; peeing all over the house; Heide's mother's kefir; Rooster skypes in; Stephon Marbury weed confession; Voicemails from Emo Tony and Mr. Deej; Cockney recommends "Human Traffic"; Ashley on Entourage; District 9 vs. Dead Alive; Heide's over Anna Paquin; sex with the undead...necrophelia? You decide; Nobody will pee on Heide.

Listen in wonderment.

August 1st, 2009 episode of The Heide Show.

Topics:
Heide is sober and has the Columbian sleeping sickness; Australia woman rescued after a week in her bathroom; AR Karaoke Party; What Heide is reading; Kurasawa marathon update; Pat Dixon's new cd "Goodbye Forever, Fatty" www.comedianpatdixon.com ; Heide's dream life; The State; Arturo Gatti suicide; beer summit b.s.; Cockney skypes in; Sikh soldiers to take over guard at Buckingham Palace; Skype to shut down?; In Bruges was awesome.

She's sober. She's sleepy. She loves you.