The News Junkie
By Shawn Wasson
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I drink too much, curse far too often and obsess over breaking news. I hope we can still be friends.
||The News Junkie – 10/05/15||Stay Gold, Ponyboy! Shawn wants a new catchphrase. Crazy pictures and stories are surfacing following the devastating floods in South Carolina. Sabrina and C-Lane explore what radio DJs would sound like in different accents.||10/5/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 10/02/15||Cupcake Drunk Shawn begins by calling out CNN for naming the Oregon Shooter seconds after airing the press conference where the sheriff explained why he did not want to do so. Shawn doesn't realize when he mispronounces a word.||10/2/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 10/01/15||Like A Million Bucks The crew is in a temporary studio while the main Real Radio studios get renovated. C-Lane is in a weird position and some kinks are getting worked out. Shawn didn't win the Powerball and is still mad about the JackPocket app.||10/1/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 09/30/15||Slim Pencil Nuts Shawn asks about vaping on a plane after a woman who is told to stop flashes the crew and passengers. A "Superhero Semen Sprayer" is loose in Maryland. Questions arise after a woman puts building foam in her hair instead of mousse.||9/30/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 09/29/15||Follow that Motorcage! Parents are mad at Party City over what they call a "sexist" cop costume. A father is going WorldStar crazy after a video is released of him disciplining his son by running over his Xbox.||9/29/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 09/28/15||No One Shocks Jock's Macaques An awesomely-named breed of monkey got loose and caused some fun in Sanford. C-Lane thinks it looks like the monkey from The Lion King. A backdrop fell on Carly Fiorina while giving a campaign speech.||9/28/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 09/25/15||Sweeten the Pot Shawn, Sabrina, and C-Lane announce the incentives they will be giving away if you bid on them for the Monsters Celebrity Bowl-o-Rama. Sabrina takes on the Graffiti Girls in an airsoft gun challenge for the very first edition of GJ vs ...||9/25/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 09/24/15||news_junkie_09.24.15 A couple guys from Boston go viral after finding what they thought was a baby whale in the ocean. South Park goes after Donald Trump. Sabrina went to the Janet Jackson concert. A woman who can't miss work is using her Segway and i...||9/24/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 09/23/15||Popewatch 2015 So-called "hoverboards" are causing problems in malls. The Pope is in America, and Shawn wants to hear him speak. The debate continues both on and off the air over which foods are drive-able and which aren't.||9/23/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 09/22/15||A Raging Droner Shawn has what may be the most disturbing story of the year. Self-proclaimed comedienne Nicole Arbour has another video aimed to stir controversy. C-Lane hates her and thinks she isn't funny.||9/22/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 09/21/15||You're All Getting Pregnant! Shawn educates on which foods are drive-able and which aren't after a driver causes an accident while eating a burrito at the wheel. Mario Lopez sweats through his entire shirt at the Emmy's.||9/21/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 09/18/15||Fart Guns A-Plenty The News Junkie broadcasts live from the facilities at Universal Studios to kick off the 25th annual Halloween Horror Nights. Click/Tap to Download or Listen Now||9/21/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 06/17/15||Pounding The Wafers Shawn starts the show recapping some highlights from the previous night's Republican Presidential debate. Another debate continues over Max's food tip of the day. Akbar sends a dispatch and Sabrina makes a selection of desserts for...||9/17/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 09/16/15||Robots and Lightsabers A woman wants to ban sex robots for men, leading to an argument between Shawn and Sabrina on whether certain female sex toys could be considered "robots" or not. The LDS Church has released a video advising children on what they...||9/16/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 09/15/15||Pull Over, Dat Ass Too Fat Shawn thinks flogging should come back as a form of punishment after a woman forces a plane to land for her unruly behavior. A guy with a debilitating muscle disease is scheduled in late 2017 for the world's first "head tran...||9/15/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 09/14/15||Pitbull > Lee Greenwood Shawn doesn't know where to go dancing downtown. Over the weekend, a couple celebrities caught heat for how they observed 9/11. C-Lane has advice for Amy Kaufeldt about road rage. A video showing two pitbulls attacking a NY man...||9/14/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 09/11/15||Happy Birthday C-Lane C-Lane had a long night and had police camera footage of it. A couple is busted for having sex in the middle of a parking lot in broad daylight. Sabrina has a song for C-Lane for his birthday.||9/11/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 09/10/15||DJ Gagball A video is spreading of a woman being issued a ticket and telling making a very off-color remark about police. Shawn ponders over whether or not the police should've released it. Sabrina utilizes the assistance of C-Lane during her cooking ...||9/10/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 09/09/15||Fun with Crabs Shawn and crew are sluggish after a long night was had in an attempt to find Sabrina in an episode of Drunk History based around Miami. The police body cam turned into a prank monkey device.||9/9/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 09/08/15||#OrlandoHero As the show begins, reports start to trickle in that the ominous annoying sound in Downtown Orlando was not only being worked on, but has ceased. Dispatchers flood in with thanks and praise for Shawn, who proclaims himself a hero.||9/8/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 09/04/15||Stop Hey What's That Sound Shawn can't figure out the source of a noise downtown that's been driving him crazy. The Mexican man with the record-sized penis has a video out where he weighs it and taps it on his head.||9/4/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 09/03/2015||Stuff Her Right In The Tot The media awaits word on the fate of Kim Davis, the Kentucky clerk who refused to issue same-sex marriage licenses. A girl from Clearwater is in trouble for offering deputies sexual favors in attempt to get out of a DUI.||9/3/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 09/02/15||FakeaBaby.com A young girl is catching heat for faking a pregnancy for ten months. Shawn is amazed at the amount of fake baby things you can get from a baby faking website. A hero who saved his family from a burning apartment is very proud of his midn...||9/2/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 09/01/15||A Great Impact Someone has created a petition to get former intern Becca back on the air. Shawn demands an answer from Jack Bradshaw. A French girl is trying to go viral so she can find the guy she had a one-night stand with, causing her pregnancy.||9/1/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
||The News Junkie – 08/31/15||Check the Kauf-Count Shawn and the crew recap the long weekend and the aftermath of the previous week's love broadcast. After catching heat the previous week for his uncertainty, Shawn gives a 100% guarantee that Amy Kaufeldt will come into the studio,||8/31/2015||Free||View In iTunes|
This is a great podcast. I listen every day on the way to work.
The News Junkie is the ONLY way to get news....he only hits on the important stuff!
Greatest news show period.
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