The News Junkie
By Shawn Wasson
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I drink too much, curse far too often and obsess over breaking news. I hope we can still be friends.
||CleanThe News Junkie – 4/26/17||Plan B Machine Sabrina and Shawn recap the previous night's birthday diner, and subsequent karaoke festivities. Theories are running rampant about the beginning of World War III.Shawn finds the song that all North Koreans are woken up to each day.||4/26/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 4/25/17||Happy Birthday Sabrina! The show welcomes in presents for Sabrina as she celebrates her 27th birthday. Shawn isn't sure whether or not she'll want a very tiny motorcycle. C-Lane writes a familiar-sounding song.||4/25/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 4/24/17||Big Bad Motorcycle Mama Sabrina took her first motorcycle class over the weekend. Shawn can't figure out what Sabrina wants for her birthday. Shawn blames C-Lane for an accident at Earthday Birthday.||4/24/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 4/21/17||Tight Pants On The show broadcasts live from Universal Studios for the opening of Jimmy Fallon's Race Through New York.||4/24/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 4/20/17||Respect Your Lima Beans It's 4/20 and Shawn ponders whether grown adults still "celebrate" the day or is it mostly a joke. The tracklisting for the second Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack is released. A beer guy at a Mets game takes a ball to the nu...||4/20/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 4/19/17||But Where's the Jury? News breaks overnight of the suicide of Aaron Hernandez. More details emerge surrounding the final moments of the "Facebook" killer, including the brave McDonalds employees who tried to keep him at the restaurant while calling po...||4/19/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 4/18/17||Death and Taxes It's Tax Day and Sabrina and C-Lane still haven't finished theirs. Shawn goes over the various deals and freebies that are offered by restaurants on the day taxes are due. News breaks during the show of the finding of the man wanted fo...||4/18/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 4/17/17||Baby Half Out April the Giraffe gave birth over the weekend. Shawn was amazed at the amount of "after-stuff" there was. C-Lane and Sabrina recap how they spent their Easter Sunday. Shawn was captivated by the shooter making threats on Facebook.||4/17/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 4/14/17||Kim Jong Who? Sabrina is late for medical reasons. C-Lane recaps her set at the Monsters Comedian of the Year Finale show. Shawn tests the show's knowledge on Kim Jong Un. A Florida man defiles a laundromat in the worst way.||4/14/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 4/13/17||Birth or Girth! The lawyer and daughter of the man dragged off a United plane hold a press conference. Shawn is floored after a long-time Survivor contestant is outed as transgendered. A UCF professor is the subject of a complaint over language.||4/13/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 4/12/17||Undercover Chat Boss An anonymous letter from a chatter seeks to expose the dark sides of the chat community. Sean Spicer steps in it as he tries to backpedal from his Hitler comments. Some take his words a little more seriously than others.||4/12/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 4/11/17||Snapplication Accepted United Airlines is under fire for the viral video of a paying customer being forcibly dragged off of one of its planes. Shawn is concerned with evidence of bad batches of drugs invading Central Florida.||4/11/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 4/10/17||Clear the Hurdle The Sheriff of Lake County has a message to send to heroin dealers. Sabrina is trying a new nickname out on Shawn. C-Lane recaps a huge chat meet-up. Shawn and C-Lane battle their Bible skills.||4/10/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 4/7/17||Radio Stud Seeks Lover Donald Trump gives a breathy speech after dropping bombs. A story about a girl raised by monkeys in India gives Shawn and C-Lane excuses to play songs from The Jungle Book. C-Lane and Sabrina sign Shawn up for a gold digging dat...||4/7/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 4/6/17||Hey There, Bucko! Someone in Portland tried to re-create the recently pulled Pepsi ad. Shawn takes issue with a survey given to middle-schoolers. Alex Jones finally loses it and may have threatened a public official.||4/6/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 4/5/17||Drunk Lives Matter Power and sanity are both restored at Shawn's home. A DUI suspect has an incriminating shirt on in his mugshot. A woman was arrested after filming her housemaid falling from a window. Shawn and Sabrina quarrel over stealing each oth...||4/5/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 4/4/17||But How Are The Fish? C-Lane and Sabrina went to The Flaming Lips. Shawn insists on caution as two people have died as a result of separate eating contests. An update finally surfaces on the body missing from the funeral home owned by Dick Tips.||4/4/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 4/3/17||Just The Two Na-Nas Shawn announces the latest t-shirt is finally available to pre-order. C-Lane takes issue with Shawn's idea for giving out a promo code. Things get to a new level of heated with two particular dispatches.||4/3/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 3/31/17||Gaslight Shawn feels like death after a night out. A spring training game was interrupted by some unlikely attackers. Sabrina exposes awful jokes suggested by show prep services. Santa Claus is arrested for selling cocaine.||3/31/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 3/30/17||Raining Tequila Shawn educates about smelling in space. Sabrina tries to call out a co-worker for breaking microwave etiquette. A Mexican tourism board has a genius idea on how to get the word out. A teacher is suspended for a selfie that is barely pr...||3/30/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 3/29/17||Keep Your Tool Out Of The Pool Shawn is surprised to see C-Lane dressed up for work. Controversy has sparked over a savage new way spring breakers have found to shotgun a beer. Car surfing could be making a comeback.||3/29/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 3/28/17||The Fanny Pack of Haircuts Shawn gets a lesson on gynecology after a woman goes viral for livestreaming her check-up o Facebook. Shawn and C-Lane track down a 94-year-old woman who has worked for McDonalds for 44 years.||3/28/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 3/27/17||Beware the Penis Seat Shawn thinks C-Lane is a bad Power Rangers fan for not seeing the movie over the weekend. A report suggest that cursing at work could help you get ahead. A movement to raise awareness about sexual harassment on public transportat...||3/27/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 3/24/17||Free Ice Cream The crew recaps the previous night's photo shoot. Shawn thinks he still has powder paint in his lungs. A disturbing video posted to a Facebook causes some controversy. C-Lane thinks it's funny.||3/24/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 3/23/17||Mind Your P's and Q's Advertisers are pulling from YouTube over offensive content. Shawn challenges Sabrina and C-Lane to find a super offensive video, but C-Lane doesn't want to participate. Some are taking issue with content in Dave Chappelle's late...||3/23/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
This is a great podcast. I listen every day on the way to work.
The News Junkie is the ONLY way to get news....he only hits on the important stuff!
Greatest news show period.
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