The News Junkie
By Shawn Wasson
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I drink too much, curse far too often and obsess over breaking news. I hope we can still be friends.
||CleanThe News Junkie – 2/5/16||It's-a Me-ah Shawn! An accident involving a giant crane is causing a mess in New York City. C***h is back and up to his old tricks. Shawn can't stop watching a GIF of a flying dildo hitting a speaking politician in the face.||2/5/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 2/4/16||Emotional Support Turkeys Sabrina did a live edition of Dear Sabby at the Fairvilla party. C-Lane says is wasn't complete without Crabby and Flabby. Shawn gets teased for awkwardly keeping a churro in his pocket.||2/4/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 2/3/16||Please Listen Shawn gets backlash from dispatchers after playing an extra sad 911 call. Jeb Bush is the subject of some embarrassing flubs, including one where he tells the audience to clap. Amy Kaufeldt reports on a missing Sasquatch cutout with Foot...||2/3/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie 2/2/16||Dangerous New T-Shirts are in and Shawn shares the design on Facebook, but is baffled by some of the ways Sabrina chose to model them. Employees of a Burger King are saying a prank caller convinced them there was a gas leak in the restaurant and that'...||2/2/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 2/1/16||Give You All My Bullets C-Lane is back and Shawn has a new theme song for him. A shooting victim gives a hilarious interview to a local reporter. Sabrina holds back a certain habit while Amy Kaufeldt is in studio.||2/1/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 1/29/16||Lame Friday C-Lane was missing, and has no idea what happened during Friday's show. Enjoy! - Click/Tap to Download or Listen Now||1/31/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 1/28/16||Apple Pay The Homeless A new Barbie has been released, and she's packing a little more than previous versions. Homeless people are starting to take credit cards. C-Lane says this takes away one of his excuses not to give them money.||1/28/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 1/27/16||ISO: Zika Theme Song A new "challenge" is getting popular but has turned out to be very dangerous for one teen in particular. Shawn and C-Lane talk about challenges or stupid games played when they were in grade school.||1/27/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 1/26/16||Puke Freddy Shawn is intrigued by a viral video of a woman doing slam poetry, even though he's not a big fan of the poetry itself. C-Lane coins a new term which Shawn thinks might be offensive. A football player is suspended after video emerges where ...||1/26/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 1/25/16||Shawn Eats Gummy Bears Sabrina didn't hit any bad weather on her trip up north over the weekend. Much of social media was flooded by pictures, videos, and stories of the massive snow that hit the northeast over the weekend,||1/25/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 1/22/16||Icy Roads Ahead Shawn addresses some blowback the crew received after yesterday's interview with The Wailers. He wants their publicist to call in and discuss it on the air. A UK politician speaks out against a bill set to ban 'poppers' saying he uses...||1/22/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 1/21/16||Yo-ski! Sabrina tries a new catch phrase on Shawn, which he instantly hates. Shawn has video of what a website is calling a kidnapping. Sabrina thinks it sounds fake. A 700lb man featured on a reality TV show is too fat to play with his kid.||1/21/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 1/20/16||Kick Ass, Dont'cha Know! Sarah Palin has endorsed Donald Trump for president and has some choice words for ISIS. Hours later, her son finds himself in some legal trouble. Shawn has a look at Sabrina's possible future if she continues down the path of ...||1/20/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 1/19/16||What Seems To Be The Problem, Bro? More blowback is coming from the protesters seeking to boycott The Oscars for their lack of black nominees. A police officer is upset after being called "Bro" by a driver he pulled over.||1/19/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 1/18/16||Dick Move, Bro. A mysterious noise during an NFL broadcast over the weekend has some people pointing fingers at a kid making a face on camera. Shawn isn't so sure. A breakthrough move has been officially recognized by the gymnastics world.||1/18/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 1/15/16||Leo-Lane Sabrina is out sick for the day. Shawn is suspicious after she attended the birthday party of a close friend the night before. A new song supporting Donald Trump's campaign is absolutely terrible.||1/15/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 1/14/16||You Know What Nobody on the show won the Powerball jackpot. It looks like the crew from Tampa who spent six figures on tickets didn't either. Donald Trump takes issue with whomever installed his microphone for the day.||1/14/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 1/13/16||Smash Moush Sabrina is unimpressed with a new cover of Under Pressure. The show is cut short by an hour because of a company-wide meeting everyone is forced to attend. Shawn and C-Lane ponder the train of thought of a man filmed in his car peeing into...||1/13/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 1/12/16||More WHOA please! No one will drink with Shawn still, so he was forced to watch the National Championship game. Some made a fuss over Ciara's outfit while singing the national anthem. Shawn didn't see a big deal.||1/12/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 1/11/15||Holy Catfish! Shawn is still trying to break Sabrina and C-Lane free of their dry January. C-Lane thinks he just misses their company. A woman gives an amazing interview after an electrical fire threatens her building.||1/11/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 1/8/16||The United States of C***h Shawn checks in with C-Lane and Sabrina about their "No-Drink January" and says this weekend will break them. President Obama speaks out about gun control. CES has another cool gadget but it's demonstrated in sort of a creep...||1/8/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 1/7/16||Salty Dog C-Lane thinks audio of a man on the news saying he'd blow Powerball winnings on hookers and cocaine might be fake. A young man with Tourette's Syndrome posts a video about the things he struggles with when traveling on an airplane.||1/7/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 1/6/16||Dem Lips Doe A woman is tweeting sounds of her loud-sexing neighbors. A judge gives a defendant 60 extra days in jail for yelling the N-word at him. Shawn says Amy Schumer has thin skin for blocking him on Twitter. Sabrina is mad at him for it.||1/6/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 1/5/16||Vanilla ISIS Kids are still stupid enough to film themselves smoking pot. A couple of them could lose their jobs for it. Sabrina and C-Lane aren't drinking for the month of January. The Bundy situation gets weirder.||1/5/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
||CleanThe News Junkie – 1/4/16||Hello, 2016! The crew returns from a long holiday vacation. Shawn bought some weird Voodoo Dolls in New Orleans and Sabrina says she's more tan. Shawn is obsessed with a new Netflix series and goes on the hunt for more information on the case involved.||1/4/2016||Free||View In iTunes|
This is a great podcast. I listen every day on the way to work.
The News Junkie is the ONLY way to get news....he only hits on the important stuff!
Greatest news show period.
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