Craigslost (from Dazed and Convicted)
By Monica Hamburg
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A dark, funny and explicit podcast where Monica Hamburg reads baffling (possibly disturbing) Craigslist ads. Seen Craigslist ads that baffle? Those unintentionally bizarre, manipulative, or downright sleazy posts? The ones that make you go WTF, LMAO or AIOTRP (Am I on the Right Planet)? That's "Craigslost"!
||Explicit128 - Life Snags and Educating Pervie||Craigslist Creeps and Cons! This time: A man who wants a wife - instead of his wife, a sleazy casting ad (is there another kind?), a weird and sleazy casting ad (I guess that's it), and a pervert who wants to be French (which is pretty logical). Plu||9/22/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit127 - Hotel Horndog and The Accommodating Accommodations||Crazy Craigslist! This time: An addictive suitor, an inventive way to sell hotel rooms, and accommodations where you get to spend every second with the same people! Plus: A clip from the first Craigslost live performance! --------------------||11/10/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit126 - Prove Yourself for Perversity and Protect the Pomeranian Pawn||This time: Everyone is insane - including me! I tell you about an experience of mine that is just as strange as any Craigslist post. Plus: Amazing Craigslist oddities: Get a landlord with PTSD, prove you have sexy hands - with your face. And use your fa||8/7/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit125 - Macho HeeHeebre and Spa Perv||This episode contains fantastic Craigslist ads about: Relaxing in front of a perv, hiring an idiot to handle your successful career, teaching the art of macho laughing - and meeting the man of your dreams! -------------------------------------------||5/30/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit124 - Smugism and Show Your Friends Some Love||This episode: A tool that will help you be a tool, Craigslist ads about fetishes that are definitely not fetishes, roommates from that place that has generally been classified as scorching but it's important not to judge, and a most flexible Airbnb gues||2/6/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit123 - No Secret Secretions. And Taping That - Therapeutically||This episode: Get your secretions to work for you! Learn the secret seduction technique to get all the broken women your friends know! Plus: Connecticut People Problems ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -----------||12/19/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit122 - Act Someone Else’s Heart Out or Get Murdered via App||This time: Let your bottom pay for your indiscretions, don’t let your waste go to waste, kill a marriage with your acting and find out how to make a violent situation even worse! Plus: Detailed erotica. With the wrong kind of details. ----------------||7/30/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit121 - Beware the Fast Food Floozies and Project Exploitation Renovation||This episode: Fulfill your creepy fantasy or get clean... with some strings attached. Craigslist is always there to help!Also, join me for the joys of online dating - including a trip through Tinder... Plus: Suicidal subway drivers and slutty Wendy'||6/30/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit120 - Loonie Roomie and the Cryin' Sea Quest||Optimum insanity this time: A guy tries to mask one socially unacceptable sexual fantasy by pretending it's another... socially unacceptable sexual fantasy - plus: a super stressful roommate option and a woman seeking musical accompaniment to her deep l||5/30/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit119 - A Helping Spank and The Birds and the Beads||This time, one Craigslist poster tries to sell us on perverted therapy and another has a longing prelude to sex (maybe). Then there's a voice-over ad with such low expectations. And a second asking for help with a craaaazy plan! And, speaking of cra||4/4/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit118 - Massage Molester and An Inconvenient Orgy||An ode to manipulative perversity! This episode our Craigslist demented posts include: A man with a soft unit, more "artistic" photographers, a self-professed dull couple who may decide to have an orgy, and another kind fellow offering to altruistically||3/1/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit117 - Baby Got Flat||This time from (mostly) Craigslist, we have: an ad from an adult baby, a VHS-dependent animal lover, a man with a great idea about your bum - and flatophiles! Plus: The logo that proves I'm from Hell... ------------------------------------------||2/3/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit116 - Telepathic Tata Touching and Phenomenal Flyer Fitness||This is now the "new" Dazed and Convicted: Craigslist and other assorted horrors. Hear Bill quit! Also this time: Ads from breast psychics, delivery/exercise employers, a brand new killer product inventor - and more! ----------------------------||1/14/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitPodmash - LIVE with Dazed and Convicted, Sneaky Dragon and Science Us||We were honored to be a part of this live show where we did a 20 minute version of our podcast live in front of an audience along with 2 other great Vancouver podcasts. Here's the description from the stars and organizers, Sneaky Dragon: "Our first epis||1/14/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitD&C Mini #12 - Nonsexence||At least two of the Craigslist ads this time around are complete nonsexence: People trying to pass off "sex" as "not sex". This time we have cinematic practice sex and a non-sexual sex offer. Plus even more weirdness. ("D&C Mini" will soon be th||12/21/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitD&C Mini #11 - Actus Sardonicus||It's an assorted box of insanity from Craigslist this time around. An artistic casting, babysitting naked, a stairway to hell. Your suffering will be varied! Enjoy. ("D&C Mini" is a bi-weekly extension of the podcast. A new "Dazed and Convicted" shoul||11/20/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitD&C Mini #10 - Home for the Whoreidays||How is one supposed to manage housing in this difficult economy? According to a spate of Craigslist ads, by trading sex for a room! Get a bed and get bedded. Win, win. ("D&C Mini" is an extension of the podcast. A new "Dazed and Convicted" episode wil||10/21/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitD&C Mini #9 - Calamity Jade and The Slight Distraction||In this mini episode, I read you Craigslist posts containing: a no strings attached offer, a very narrow audition requirement and a plan to create a gentle distraction… ("D&C Mini" is an extension of the podcast. The full "Dazed and Convicted" episode||10/3/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitD&C MINI #8 - The Skitzo and The Bully||D&C Mini is an occasional extension of the podcast. (The full "Dazed and Convicted" episodes return in October.) In this mini, I read you a Craigslist post about some very plausible scenarios - and interpret a Christian comic strip! ------------||9/9/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit115 - No Homo Molester vs Real Estate Revenge||What do you do when you live next to people whose lifestyle you disapprove of - or when you want to buy a house but it just doesn't work out? Some would choose to just go on with their life. And those people are adorable. So... Burn their home down o||7/18/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit114 - Marriage Meathead vs Tool Taken||What do you do when: you forget to do something important like book a hall for your wedding or if you just want to go out drinking with your friends but know your wife won't approve? The responses of our Competitors this week are both logical and measur||6/10/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit113 - Burrito Butchery vs Beating for Beats||One of the hallmarks of being an FT seems to be that you overreact to small slights. But what if you feel really hurt because someone, say, didn't invite you to go car shopping - or changed the music at a party... Well, if you're familiar with this||5/2/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit112 - Brain-Violation Avenger vs The Demon Destroyer||This episode showcases some protectors! A man seeks to avenge his spouse's telepathic assault* - and another is intent on saving his landlord from a demon attack! Wonderful Comedian Sam Tripoli returns to serve again as our Guest Judge and does us the||3/31/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit111 - Monkey Libation Activist vs One Direction to Murder||It’s often difficult when you feel wronged. Especially when the offense is egregious. Like being told you can’t give a monkey booze… Or not having someone famous follow you back on Twitter. In those instances, there's only one logical answer: Murd||2/26/2014||Free||View in iTunes|
Based on the intro alone, I am hooked.
One of the most entertaining podcasts out there. Monica Hamburg is a true talent, and you're just robbing yourself of goodness if you don't subscribe.
DAZED AND IN AWE OF MONICA'S Pod
Still catching up episodes in the feed and they just get better and better! My only regret is that I wasn't around for first 99 but I will listen until the end of this pod now which hopefully will be in 2075.Otherwise, I will be FT of the week when U end the pod as I will kill myself over it by stabbing roof of my mouth with a Dorito corner and slowly bleed out LOL LOVE THIS POD bruce_shotwell