By Ender Bowen & Emily Steele
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No Shirt. No Shoes. No Topic. A funny, random, stream-of-consciousness podcast hosted by Emily Steele and Ender Bowen – entertainers who live in Nashville, TN. The show – which started in January of 2011 – features no-holds-barred conversations that leave no one safe (including the hosts), and includes irreverent insight into pop culture and society… and it’s all right from the top of their heads!
||Episode 4.02 – During||"During" didn't happen as we planned - sorry • "Squeezing the living life..." • An honorable discharge • Emily has pain • You cannot pre-register enough • Ender's English joke • Blowing the vein • Things get real fast • Ender's truth about||3/6/14||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 4.01 – Before||Fetch-Heart Gopher gets the milk • "Those characters from Cleveland" • The premise behind the "trilogy" • Getting "all expectant" • Getting "all up in that cervix" • Reverse-sneezing • The secret things men do during labor • Ender is anxious||2/27/14||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.30 – The Best of 2013||It's the end of the year again, which means it's time for another Topical Vacation Best Of! Enjoy the best of 2013 as a nice post-Christmas treat! Episode 3.01: The Cold Freeze Episode 3.01: Polar Bears Love Coke - Episode 3.03: 49ers Battle Cry -||12/26/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.29 – I Do Not Like Them, Sam I Am||Ender gets "plantar wart" wrong • Warts keep coming back • Horse ranching your warts • Microphone problems • How Green Eggs and Ham helps with pain • Who throttled who • The Segway: Child Birthing Class • Learning how a C-Section works •||12/12/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.28 – Happy Anniversary, Me!||Ender tries a new way to podcast • The joys of Zoom H4n with Garageband to record, and as a sound board • The start of Hanukkah • Emily celebrates 14 years of having sung with Meat Loaf • Ender almost touched Bono • Emily's story of when she san||11/28/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.27 – It’s My Game Now, Bitch!||Ender gets political anyway • Today, we have a topic • The truth of Ender's origins • The story of Ender's Game • Vaccinating the conversation • Proper Facebook conduct • Getting "sweet & low" • The cat hisses • Ender asks for fair||11/21/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.26 – Like It’s My Last Meal||How to properly eat candy corn • Belly up to the candy corn bar • Candy corn addiction and the candy corn racket • Trying something new • Gay stereotypes • GMX podcasting panel • Shout out to Adam and JP • Halloween recap and the near-cancel||11/14/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.25 – Kickin’ & Screamin’||Abysmal sounds • The baby kicks • The baby farts • Pop goes the world • "The Safety Dance" video • The "Take On Me" Volkswagon commercial • What is the best music video of all time? • Ender is a chronic proposer • Meeting people in person||10/17/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.24 – Flip Flop||Ender's phone goes off • Emily's phone goes off • Presidential cultural lexicon • Flip flop pretzels... are gross • Girls' night math • Dillweed Flakes - not a cereal • Cheesecake dip • The show turns into a recipe show • Fall TV Premiere||9/26/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.23 – Let Me Paint You A Picture||Ender goes all Mr. Science • Peanut butter and jelly rolls • Emily talks out of her eyes • Our story about Pastel Paints - don't use them • The legend of Johnny Vargas • We still say LivingSocial and Groupon are awesome!||9/12/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.22 – I Want A Muffin||About eating muffins • Well-known water drinkers • Muffin cramps • Doggy fostering • Emily burns Ender • The sound of a sizzle • Adam Frank • Getting sick • Filming birth • Email us about why you filmed your child being born (or why you||9/5/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.21 – Don’t Listen If You’re New (This One Is Only For Hardcore Fans)||And it begins... • The intro gets cut off • Phantom of The Topra • This is for hardcore fans • Emily burps • Ender puts a hole in the wall and learns how to "sparkle" • Johnny Vargas • Emily burps • Common Sense for Dummys Live in S||8/15/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.20 – W.T.F.S.||The new studio has clutter • Peach pie enunciation • Setzer chimes in • Having the right peach • Hannah Montana is horrible and Disney sucks • Horrible actor siblings of great actors • "Why The Five Songs"?||8/8/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.19 – I Think We All Know What Really Happened||The Diamond Episode of the show • Global Warming and A-Rod are to blame for Trayvon Martin • Ender isn't convinced • "God, Not Rod!" • The Yankees' Taint • The Segway: Friday Night Lights (The TV Series) • Kyle Chandler and Connie Britton •||7/18/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.18 – Use Me!||The finger-pointy dance • Inquiring within • Emily pitches for the 48 Hour Film Festival • Through-The-Roofers • The woman goal • The man goal • Looking good in a swimsuit • Men just don't want to die • The Segway: Melissa McCarthy||6/27/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.17 – I Can’t Be The Only Thought Provider||Quoting Michael Bolton • Why it's difficult for Ender • Holding up the end of the bargain • Dinnerizing • The Segway: A Spoiler-free-ish Review of Man of Steel • Don't stay through the end-credits • Pillow humping • Emails: Historical f||6/20/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.16 – I’ve Been Mugged||Playing for the people at home • Emily is "The Take" • A French mugging • Teacher out of water • French 5 - the one everyone pretends didn't happen • Canadian politics • Larry O'Brien is not Larry Bird • How the Padres lost the World Series||6/13/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.15 – Change Is Good||Not very good watermelons • Fruit isn't in to staying ripe • Crunchy bananas • Bananas are closer to being peanuts • The Segway: Pulling the goalie • Moving things around • Ro-Ro and Cheese • The eastern shoreboard • SEO • Common Sense||6/6/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.14 – I’m Outta Here!||Emily does another dance • Quality of the Quantity • Ender isn't lazy • No more phone calls • A cheap plug for Joint Custody Productions • Free quotes • Ender gets real • The Segway: What is summer? • Nope,||5/23/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.13 – This Sucks!||Chicken Bop • Vacuum cleaner time • Drinking game with The PWA Show • Ender's shoddy idea for a Topical Vacation drinking game • Send us your ideas on a Topical Vacation drinking game! • Shut up! • Ender thinks there's a camera • Adam And JP||5/2/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.12 – The Revenge of The Poop Mower!||Wanting to do the show live • Sing Along! • Emily's weird dances and pantomimes • Putting the cart before the horse • Common Sense for Dummys at Out Front On Main • The Segway: The Poop Mower • Emily's Craigslist story • The shorts angle •||4/25/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.11 – Ouch!||The Sound of Pollen • Garfunkel cookie • The Segway: Bozo The Clown, IT, wild turkeys • We get racey, and it's kinda wrong • How to make the dog go in the toilet • Milo and Otis with a Chicken • Nazi turkeys • Thanks to Adam and JP Show •||4/18/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.10 – You Know You’re A Badass When People Crap Their Pants At The Mention of Your Name||Emily's a Badass! • So-And-So's Island • Does Emily have a Wikipedia? • Crapping your own pants • There's only one Lemonymous • Poor Geoffrey • Ender's podcast episode idea • Was Emily's April Fools prank successful • An example of||4/4/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.09 – Going Down South America Way!||Toenail painting • Arrested Development coming back • Emily is going to Puerto Rico • Geography escapes us • Why we need to video broadcast the show live • The law about all-inclusive resorts • There are two Virgin Islands?||3/28/13||Free||View In iTunes|
||Episode 3.08 – I Sounded Kinda Chinese There, Didn’t I?||Picking from two potential titles • Celebrating St. Patty's Day • How Emily was Punk'd • How Emily handles haunted houses • Goofy's cousin • Emily throws down for April Fools • How hullabaloos are screwed up • Mic slapping • Ender's Hallow||3/21/13||Free||View In iTunes|
No topics required.
How do you explain how good a show is that bills itself free of topics? On a shallow level, it's a husband and wife talking without topics, on a deeper level this podcast examines the difference between men and women on a subconcious level. The two weave in and out of stories and topics with ease, sprinkling humor onto each topic. The topics can range from the unspoken rules of marriage (food ethics) to how to pronounce common words. Listen to a few episodes and you will fall in love with Ender and Emily and be addicted to the podcast.
I thought this was a podcast about the best vacuums ever made. When I figured out it wasn't I listened anyways and found that it's fun listening to a husband make fun of his wife for mispronouncing the English language.....even though she is a teacher. They argue over everything from the pronunciation of girl scout cookies to whether or not curry fries have anything to do with Tim Curry. I think they do. So check it out.
Love the concept!
Love the husband/wife teaming up for a podcast! And talking about nothing in particular is a marriage's speciality! Good job!