This Podcast is Satire
By Olivie Blake / Sally Avery
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Fanfic authors and tumblr bandits Olivie Blake and Sally Avery bring their unique brand of transatlantic wisdom to bear on the romantic, existential and writerly travails of their listeners. Their advice is unsound, their recording skills questionable, and they laugh too much at their own jokes. What's not to like?
||ExplicitEpisode 28: When Olivie Met Sally||In the final episode of season one, Sally and Olivie host a banter-filled palooza to answer your burning questions about dueling for love, shoulderless pop stars, and shouldering a mutinous devotion to the craft.||4/2/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 27: The Disaster Artists||In today's episode, Sally and Olivie discuss pining, angsting, and move-making before tentatively describing their daily routines in a way that will (hopefully) not get them murdered. (Notes: Sally has a cold and therefore sounds like she is underwater.||3/19/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 26: Call Us By Our Name||In today's episode, Sally and Olivie delve into the ends of relationships and the beginnings of professional self-discovery after lending their usual uninvited thoughts to another curious installment of 'This is Almost Definitely What's Happening in Tay||3/12/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 25: Breakfast at Salivie's||In today's episode, Sally and Olivie venture blithely down the avenues of Hard Truths and Harsh Realities while also providing unparalleled advice for how to succeed in business.||3/5/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 24: Galentine's Day||In today's Valentine-themed episode, Sally and Olivie venture the depths of love's murky underbelly to bring you the height of Romance.||2/26/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 23: The Bored Supremacy||In today's episode, Sally and Olivie discuss phallic optics, the perfect exercise regiment, and how to solve all your problems with a casual bout of amnesia.||2/12/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 22: The Good Girls||In today's episode, Sally and Olivie discuss chicken pox (and other things that scar), the sensitive timing of pizza delivery, and how to be a shining beacon of authenticity.||2/5/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 21: Weirder Science||In today's episode, Sally and Olivie employ classic scientific principles to the questions of delivering quality romance via comprehensive scripts, escaping the wreckage of a romantic con, and applying Minion-related lessons to compelling narrative arcs||1/29/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 20: Baby Drivers||In today's episode, Sally and Olivie turn their sensible financial skills and faultless business instincts to the eternal mysteries of how to win friends, how to influence people, and (lacking any alternatives) how to concoct a mutually beneficial crime||1/22/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 19: Bleak Mirror||In the premiere episode of 2018, Sally and Olivie discuss the delicate art of bracing for revelatory collisions, dissect the many lies your reflection is telling you, and distribute the necessary survival tips for weathering the storm of life's f****r||1/15/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 18: Besmirch the Halls||In the final episode of 2017 (and perhaps, if the signs are correct, the world), Sally and Olivie discuss getting spicy with closed-door business deals, being the Joe Alwyn you wish to see in the world, clapping back at twenty-something crises, and dete||12/25/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 17: The Girls Next Door||In the year's penultimate episode, Sally and Olivie investigate pornography in a post-patriarchal world, determine the dangers of donut cravings (and other pressing matters of moderation), and supply helpful strategies for rising to power in the midst o||12/18/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 16: Seeking Friends for the End of the World||In today's episode, Sally and Olivie aim their keen senses of absurdity at winning the online dating game, dominating family feuds, escaping the flames of silent warfare (along with other fiery ventures), and the inevitable looming of the apocalypse. --||12/11/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 15: Pulp Friction||In today’s episode, Sally and Olivie discuss the recent engagement of a close personal friend, detail the romantic pursuits of hunting, ship-docking, and rubbing up on things, and provide resources for beautification inside and out (but mostly out).||12/4/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 14: Ghosts of Boyfriends Past||In today’s episode, Sally and Olivie discuss aural pleasures, metaphorical cliff-jumping, the necessary zen of proper grooming, and the importance of regular exorcism and murder for a healthy, well-balanced lifestyle.||11/27/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 13: Irrational Velvet||In today's episode, Sally and Olivie venture boldly into the particularities of treason, provide the secrets to sensational gift-giving, discuss the intangibilities of 'ick,' and embrace the importance of deli meat in healthy romantic relationships.||11/20/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 12: Fifty Shades of Great||In this week's episode, Sally and Olivie experiment with Scheduled Banter, pursue classic avenues of romantic comedy, tackle underperforming societal norms, and proceed with several minutes of heavily unscheduled banter, all while accomplishing a precis||11/13/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 11: The Philosophers Stoned||In this week’s episode, Sally and Olivia discover that love is disappointment, entrapment, promise and hope, and also possibly despair; and that if in doubt you should spend some time alone with your cavern of mystery.||11/6/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 10: Paranormal Activities||In this special broadcast of This Podcast is Halloween, Sally and Olivie broach the veil between realms to discuss listening to your parents (or not), pursuing your dreams of vampirism (or not), avoiding murder (where possible), the benefits of supersti||10/30/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 9: Burn After Listening||In this week's episode, Sally and Olivie get over romantic disappointments, advocate for diamond heists, use a confusing number of driving metaphors, embrace healthy competition and discuss the use of outlines when writing.||10/23/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 8: Apocalypse Wow||In this week’s episode, Sally and Olivie talk chemistry, archery, h-anger, gang culture, constructing a winning costume and maintaining continuity AT ALL COSTS.||10/16/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 7: Close Encounters of the Worst Kind||In today’s episode, Sally and Olivie exhort you to, in no particular order (but in this order): get tested! Follow the mouth rule! Always (never!) go on a cruise! Don’t cry! Don’t panic! Empathise! Play the style game! Exclaaaaaaim!||10/9/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 6: The Other Boleyn Girls||In today’s episode: how to use a diamond heist to win the man of your dreams, what to do if your boyfriend is hung up on Catherine of Aragon, asserting your alpha status in every sphere, and how to shake ideas out of your brain.||10/2/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 5: Despicable We||In today's episode, Sally and Olivie describe how tiramisu is the perfect dessert for revenge, the axis of the earth shifts, grudges are held onto with terrifying determination, and plot holes are sewn up.||9/25/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 4: The Temple of Boom||In today's episode your intrepid hosts talk archery, furniture shopping, the merits of arson versus just wearing a scarf, the politics of bed-sharing and why you should always write down your ideas.||9/18/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 3: Sex and Sensibilities||In today's episode, Sally and Olivie talk real sex, the New Normal™️, how to win at family gatherings, and how to best repel unwanted attention in the wake of important scientific facts.||9/11/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 2: The Fellowship of the Things||In today's episode Sally and Olivie talk taking charge, taking the wheel, when to listen to the voices in your head and how to channel your inner Anne Boleyn, as well as giving a nod to the importance of 1st September 2017.||9/1/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 1: The Phantom Menaces||In the premiere episode of This Podcast is Satire, Sally and Olivie discuss, among other things: colonialism, how to avoid stalkers, how to create a new universe, and how to (very MATURELY) deal with rejection.||8/23/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
More Salivie Soon?
Olivie and Sally are hilarious and extremely authentic. Their conversations are genuine and funny as they discuss about Bad Romance, Enablement and Writing. This podcast is a great, entertaining listen peppered with thoughtful advice.
I love these two! This podcast is hilarious and the segments/questions are very relatable. I miss the Salivie dynamic- will we get a Season 2 soon?
You two are so crazy funny together it hurts. I don’t even remember life without this podcast?? Never never stop pls