Too Old To Date
By Too Old To Date
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So you're single. You've tried Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, OKCupid, JSwipe, Christian Mingle, Farmers Only, Purrsonals. Shut up, we know you have. So we wrote a show about using them to find dates. Not an advice show, a scripted show. Like on TV, but you can't watch it. You can listen to it though, and imagine that we're more attractive than we really are. You can feel comfort in knowing that you're not alone. Well, technically we're all alone. We all die alone anyway. But this show is funny! Way funnier than dying alone. What's that, you're not single? You can listen too. But don't be smug about the fact that you're not enduring the torture that is dating apps. You probably fall asleep lonely while you're next to your spouse. You don't have to admit it, we know it's happening. It's fine, we're here for you. We're going to be dropping episodes half a season (4 episodes) at a time, with bonus material in between the batches. Kcoolthanks.
||ExplicitEpisode 31 – Weed Candy||Mike gets roped into a wedding out of town while Brad and Nicole bond over TV and special candy. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voice by Whitney St. Ours, Jenna Heller, Brian Handler, Josh McCollom, Brent LeBlanc,||1/15/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 30 – Phone Sex||Mike learns a lot more than he bargained for about Emma’s recent past, and Brad breaks a barrier with Nicole. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voice by Chelsea Townsend, Whitney St. Ours, and Jenna Heller Narration by Djo Gepp Our||1/8/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 29 – Thrift Store||Mike goes on another date set up by his matchmaker Theresa, and this time things go in a different direction. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voice and masterful improvisation by Whitney St.||1/1/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 28 – Another Bike||Suzy is mulling over whether to move in with Henry, but her friend Carla thinks it might be too soon. Meanwhile, Henry is keeping a secret. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Emily Kratter, Samantha Shane, Zachary Gamble,||12/11/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 27 – Cyber Crush||Mike’s old friend Leslie comes to town to entertain him and Brad with stories of cyber crushes gone wrong and dating app misunderstandings. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voice by Emily Kaplan Narration by Djo Gepp Our theme song||12/4/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 26 – Popcorn Fart||There are no actual farts in this episode. Brad gets a little bit more comfortable at his new job, while Mike meets up with Kim, his first date made through a matchmaker. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jessica Rosen,||11/27/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 25 – Tongue Tornado||Mike takes his love life into his own hands and visits a match-maker. Brad discovers the trouble that comes with inconsistent dating profile pictures. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jessica Rosen, Jenna Heller,||11/20/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 24 – Michael Abides||Mike’s summer of love comes to an overwhelming conclusion. Brad makes a last ditch effort to win over Tiana, but gets the suspicion that he’s being pushed from one woman to another. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Dara P||8/14/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 23 – Thanks, Rwanda||Brad and Mike have very different experiences going out with two different women who are only in town for a limited amount of time. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Dara Pollack & Nikki Tomaino Narration by Susan Khan Our t||8/7/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 22 – Giggle Stick||Emily, a woman with whom Brad shares a therapist, navigates the complicated world of workplace relationships. Written by Brad Garoon, Mike Tanzillo, and Cher Landman Additional Voices by Jennie Kamin, Rokhsane Mahmoudi, Christopher Freda,||7/31/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 21 – Three Waves||A ride share taxi exposes Mike & Brad to a handful of New York City’s more troubled young people. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jen Greenwald, Simon Dick, Brandon Lamar, Christine Perrella, Megan Gentry, Chelsea Alison,||7/24/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 20 – Second Pizza||Brad and Mike vie for the affections of the same waitress, while Abby and James explain their unique relationship history. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jen Greenwald, Simon Dick,||7/17/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 19 – Island Avenue||Amber visits Jeff at his parents’ vacation home in Miami, but is it too soon to be going on a vacation date with him? Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Chelsea Alison, Haven Cousins, Madison Landis,||7/10/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 18 – Dating Data||Brad goes on a “Skype date” with a girl across the country. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Carin Fishel Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcas||7/3/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 17 – Five Steps||Mike looks to his older brother for advice on getting over his divorce. Brad runs into a familiar face. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jamie Bliss & PJ Tanzillo Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Gh||6/26/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 16 – Dental Surgery||Mike & Brad, feeling upset about the women who appear to be ghosting them, use Tinder Social to go on an impromptu double date. Later, Brad finally confronts Kelly, and Mike gets some bad news from Alisha. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additi||6/5/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 15 – Latex Catsuit||Amber tells Brad and Mike about her fear of revealing her sexual fetishes to Kyle. Brad suggests she practice on new friend Jeff. Written by Dara Pollak, Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Chelsea Alison & Haven Cousins Narration by Sus||5/29/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 14 – Charity Turkey||Brad and Mike discover their civic sides while examining a peculiar email. Mike reconnects with an old crush. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Brie Tse Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subsc||5/22/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 13 – Luke’s Orgy||Brad tries to get closer to Kelly in Nashville, while Mike contemplates going to a sex party in New York. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jenna Heller, Jason Emmendorfer, and Matt Hornback Narration by Susan Khan Our theme||5/15/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 12 – Dusky Dudes||Hannah tries to convince Peter to remove the dating apps from his phone, and is troubled when establishing relationship labels. Then, Pritha teaches Hannah about Shaadi and Indian arranged marriages online. Written by Jessica Rosen, Brad Garoon,||5/8/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 11 – Lobby Notes||Brad makes a bold move in Queens, while Mike tries to meet women off of the dating apps in Manhattan. Written by Brad Garoon, & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jenna Heller, Kevin Thomason, Christopher Freda,||5/1/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 10 – Bee Stings||Mike deals with a potentially racist date. Brad deals with a bee infestation and his own body image issues. Written by Brad Garoon, & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Haven Cousins, Linda Chang, and Samantha Tugentmen Narration by Susan Khan Our the||4/24/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 9 – Golden Toilet||Mike and Brad have a falling out. Brad catches up with his cousin Carter, while Mike gets some troubling dental news. Written by Brad Garoon, & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by David Kang, Isaac Holze, and Ronna Feldman Narration by Susan Khan Our t||4/17/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 8 – Brittany… My Name is Brittany||Mike makes first contact with a woman he’s been trying to meet for a very long time. Bradley struggles with a recent loss, and a fading romance. Written by Brad Garoon, & Michael Tanzillo Production Assistance by Toby Singer Additional Voices by Eri||3/20/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 7 – Piddle Pads||Mike has a persistent visitor, and Brad’s desire for adventure goes disastrously awry. Written by Brad Garoon, & Michael Tanzillo Production Assistance by Toby Singer Additional Voices by Chelsea Townsend and Aaron Gottlieb Narration by Susan Khan Ou||3/13/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 6 – Purse Flinch||Amber doesn’t like the dating advice she receives from Brad and Mike, and finds herself conflicted on a date later in the evening Written by Dara Pollak, Brad Garoon, & Michael Tanzillo Production Assistance by Toby Singer Additional Voices by Chelsea||3/6/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 5 – Family Birthdays||Brad takes advantage of Mike’s dating app difficulties. In return, Brad sets up a double date at Mike’s request. Written by Brad Garoon & Michael Tanzillo Production Assistance by Toby Singer Additional Voices by Dara Pollack & Jennifer Crabill Na||2/27/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 4 – Breaking Binary||Hannah overhears Brad and Mike discussing an alternative rating scale for potential dates. Written by Jessica Rosen, Brad Garoon, & Michael Tanzillo Production Assistance by Toby Singer Additional Voices by Jessica Rosen, Risa Oze,||1/30/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 3 – Black Silver||Mike and Brad catch each other up on their recent dates while eating brunch at a trendy new restaurant. Written by Brad Garoon & Michael Tanzillo Production Assistance by Toby Singer Additional Voices by Rev Ciancio, Matt Bruck, Bree Tse,||1/30/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 2 – Montclair State||Brad gets in over his head when he brings a woman back to his apartment. Mike learns what it feels like to be stood up. Written by Brad Garoon & Michael Tanzillo Production Assistance by Toby Singer Additional Voices by Jessica Rosen & Brittany Kaufman||1/30/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 1 – Too Old To Date||Recently-divorced Mike relocates to New York City and asks his friend Brad to help him move into his apartment. Brad gives him more than moving help when the subject of dating comes up. Later, Brad tries to use a very special article to get into the pa||1/30/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 0 – WTF is Too Old To Date?||Too Old To Date launches Monday, January 30th! Four episodes will drop that day so you can binge-listen your heart out. New episodes will drop in chunks after that. Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player! For more information,||1/23/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
Reminds me so much of my own dating life. And it's just my sense of humor too!
Best Podcast Ever!!!
And I'm not just saying that because I helped create it.
I would highly recommend this show to anyone that isn't my mom or future wife.
This is a funny and terrifying (in an entertaining way) podcast. The highs and lows of dating in a big city are hilariously captured here. The two leads have an affable chemistry that makes me want to know them better.