Unreasonably Handsome with Michael and Danger
By Danger Slater
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A show in which experts Michael Allen Rose and Danger Slater discuss a variety of topics in the most handsome way possible.
||ExplicitEpisode 16 - Cryptocurrency||THIS WEEK: Michael (attempts) to teach Danger about Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies.||2/15/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 15 - Nicolas Cage||THIS WEEK: Danger teaches Michael about weirdo actor Nicolas Cage.||1/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 14 - Holidays pt. 2||THIS WEEK: The Pollen Man. Reinventing Zwarte Piet: the Netherlands most racist Christmas tradition. The Yule Goat meets Thor. Andy Park aka Mr. Christmas. Grinch porn. KFC in Japan. The Yule Cat eats you. Spoonlicker and Sausageswiper.||1/9/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 13 - Holidays pt. 1||THIS WEEK: God is a professional wrestler. Cookie orgies. Jean Luc Gruyere and his cave cheese. Hanukkah socks. A good ol' fashioned egg balancing. The Buddha Room. Kitchen gadgets. Candy cane based economies.||1/3/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 12 - Names||THIS WEEK: Whale sounds. Jaws's original dialogue. The origins of Danger. The ‘Where’s the Beef?’ lady. Same names. The League of Michaels.||12/20/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 11 - Earth||THIS WEEK: Insane astronauts. Planet Hitler. The Beatles in Space. The Earth stops spinning. Gardens are dumb. The Center of the Universe. Dante Alighieri: the first internet troll. Copernicus facts. Flat-Earthers.||12/13/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 10 - Sleep||THIS WEEK: Dickensian street urchins. Hoverboards. Wet dreams. Umami sheets. Sleep paralysis. Jesus camp. Pink eye. The true shape of nipples. Sleepovers. Michael vs. The Dream Blob. Pie in bed.||12/6/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 9 - Relaxation||THIS WEEK: Deconstructing Goldilocks. Butterfly kisses. Sensory deprivation tanks. Womb simulator. Spa day in Chicago. Leather daddies in a cabin.||11/28/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 8 - Conventions||THIS WEEK: Bizarrocon. Acoustical anomalies. Disappointing labyrinths. The Minotartar. Ol' Salty, the ethnically ambiguous sailor. Pobert Ratrick from Twominator Terr. The saddest comic con ever.||11/21/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 7 - Concerts||THIS WEEK: Measuring handsomeness. Lord Verizon. First concerts. Marijuana werewolves. The Power of the Devil. Gwar in the sunlight. Michael Allen Rose AKA Slasher. Travel-sized Connect 4.||11/15/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 6 - Chance||THIS WEEK: Terrible statistics. Danger gets mugged, Michael does not. Extra appendages. Winning the Oscar. Purple alligators. Supervolcanos. Mole people. Multiple universes. Vegas high rollers. The Leaning Tower of Pizza. Naughty Hitler.||11/7/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 5 - Time||THIS WEEK: Stephen Hawking: The Andy Kaufman of physicists. Cats vs. apples. Ben Franklin writes an angry letter to the sun. Having sex with your doppelganger. Time dilation. Whoreologists. Assaulting Issac Newton. Time traveling sex tourism....||10/31/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 4 - Fear||THIS WEEK: Fill the car with blankets. Richard Attenborough as a spider. Haunted night clubs. Cuckolded by a butterfly. The Limp Wiener Room. Vampires in airplanes. Knox the Demon. Hell is boring. Mountain Dew presents Heaven. Clowns.||10/24/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 3 - Ghosts||THIS WEEK: Ghost theory. Spooking in your pants. Punching the bus driver. Michael Stipe the Psychic Vampire. Ghost poop. Attaining Nirvana (records). The Earth blows up! Ghost Dad part 2. The Ring in the digital age. Eating pizza off the floor.||10/17/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 2 - Food||THIS WEEK: Potential theme music. Rekindling the east coast/west coast rap rivalry. Forgotten snacks. Dumpster-flavored potato chips. Twinkie hoarding. The banana apocalypse. Octopus casinos. The pollen man. Horse burgers. Cannibalizing...||10/10/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 1 - Firsts||THIS WEEK: Bad dates. Blood transfusions. Sad French girls. Public restroom etiquette. Jackets made of human hair. Country clubs. Taco Bell. Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan movie pitches. Hot pizza with extra sausage.||10/5/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
If I were a creepy ghost....
... and eavesdropping were my particular bag, this podcast would be my heroin. The conversation between these two unreasonably handsome gentleman has transported me out of my plebeian cubicle into the higher realm of jocularity and the universal horror of human existence. You'll laugh, you probably won't cry, but you'll learn something... maybe get a little more handsome too.