Watch This Instead
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A hilarious new movie review podcast. Listen as the hosts guide you through the world of seldom seen, seldom critiqued, and poorly rated films that have one intrinsic value - They are damn hilarious (even if humor is not their intention).
||030 Robocop 3||Hi! Welcome to...oh f*ck this. PETER WELLER! WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?! WHY HAVE YOU FORESAKEN ME?! I bet Peter read the script to Robocop 3 and literally sh*t his pants. I wouldn't blame him if he did. This movie flows like it was written by an...||12/12/2014||Free||View In iTunes|
||029 Chain Reaction||Why hello! Yes, I'm talking to you. Yes, you! Welcome to the newest episode of Watch This Instead. We will be discussing the 1996 riveting thriller Chain Reaction. Ok, I'm lying. It's not riveting. It is downright boring. Why? Because some idiot got...||12/11/2014||Free||View In iTunes|
||028 The Golden Child||Well, hello there! Our newest episode featuring the 1986 fantasy action film "The Golden Child", starring Eddie Murphy, is now available for downlaod. Hurray! And, just in case you needed more reasons to watch the film and listen to our podcast, here...||12/10/2014||Free||View In iTunes|
||027 Demolition Man||Well, hello there! Our newest episode featuring the 1993 sci-fi action film Demolition Man is now available for download. So, I just have to ask one thing. What the hell are the three sea shells for? Seriously. I have some thoughts, which I will list...||12/9/2014||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit026 Trapped in Paradise||HAPPY HOLIDAYS! This week's movie review of Trapped In Paradise starring Nicholas Cage is now ready to be loved by you. Just in case you were wondering, the town of Paradise, Pennsylvania is a real place, and here are some fun facts about it. The...||12/24/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit025 Showgirls||It's controversial, it's sexy, it makes no sense…it's Showgirls. So, did you watch the movie yet? Well, you should! Why? I'll tell you: You get to watch one of your favorite childhood stars get naked and pout so much that you fear that her...||12/17/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit024 Mortal Kombat||Arguably, the best part about Mortal Kombat was the mystery surrounding the game. There were secret characters, secret moves, enemies that lurked in the trees or came up from the ground. Those of you who can answer the following questions will find...||12/10/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit023 Last Action Hero||Watch the "Last Action Hero", get some warm milk, take a nap, come back, sigh, turn on your computer and listen to this week's episode. Why watch this film you ask? Because… Arnold is the perfect actor to play himself as himself as every...||12/3/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit022 Waterworld||Watch "Waterworld", and then listen to this episode. Why? Because you have my connivance to do so, and because of this: Watch a movie that glosses over every conceivable plot hole by simply ignoring it, and not acknowledging the true nature of how...||11/26/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit021 Starship Troopers||Watch "Starship Troopers", and then listen to this episode. Why? I'll tell you. See Denise Richards before she had babies with a maniac Learn facts that might win you points at a Trivia Night – like the name of the bug planet Klendathu See...||11/19/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit020 Hook||This week's episode featuring our discussion of the amazing film "Hook" is now available for download. If, for some unknown reason, you have not seen the film, please go watch it now then listen to the episode. Where can you watch it? Well, on...||11/12/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit019 Snow Dogs||The big day is here! The episode featuring our discussion of "Snow Dogs" is now up! Cuba Gooding Jr. is in this film. And just in case you need more reasons to watch this movie and then listen to our podcast, here is a list of awesome things: Uhura...||11/5/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit018 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie||Why should you watch "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie", and then listen to this week's podcast episode? The Pink Ranger The Pink Ranger The Pink Ranger The Pink Ranger The Pink Ranger The Pink Ranger The Pink Ranger The Pink...||10/29/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit017 Over The Top||Watch "Over The Top", and then listen to this podcast episode. "Why," you ask? Because you could learn something. You will learn about Frank Stallone (Sylvester Stallone's younger brother), Sammy Hagar, Kenny Loggins, Eddie Money and John Wetton...||10/22/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit016 Crocodile Dundee II||Watch "Crocodile Dundee II", listen to this week's episode, and realize that this movie made 240 million dollars worldwide. Shocking, isn't it? Number of countries whose GDP was less than 240 million dollars in 2010: 9 Percentage returned on this...||10/15/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit015 Escape from L.A.||Watch this movie, listen to the podcast, then ask yourself these questions: Why didn't they just bomb the island in the first place? They wanted the daughter dead and the weapon destroyed. There was no need to send in Plissken. Isn't L.A. already...||10/8/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit014 Mr. Nice Guy||Watch "Mr. Nice Guy" because of the following things: It's free. And if you can't watch a free movie, then you should be slapped repeatedly with a wet noodle (not applicable if you are sight impaired). It's our first FAN RECOMMENDED film that we...||10/1/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit013 Encino Man||Watch this movie so you can hear Pauly Shore say the following things - and not understand any of it. "The truth is, bro, life's about greasing the do back, buddy, and wheezin' on the buff-fest, man. High school was interesting, all right? It was...||9/24/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit012 True Lies||Things in this movie that make me extremely happy: A chase scene involving a horse, a mall, and then the horse getting yelled at in Arnold speak (similar to twin speak, but with no twin) Bill Paxton soiling himself, but not before admitting he...||9/17/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit011 Face/Off||Today is the day we release Nicolas from his Cage. This week's episode featuring our discussion of 1997 action film "Face/Off" is now available. Reasons why you NEED to see this movie: Nicolas Cage's face - because it's crazy John Travolta's Face...||9/10/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit010 Super Mario Bros||Since this was supposed to be a Super Mario Bros movie, let's discuss why it failed completely in keeping with the video game's storyline: Luigi gets the princess - this alone should make you vomit Mario is dating some New York hooker There are...||9/3/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit009 Congo||Today is a big day! The episode featuring our discussion on the movie "Congo" is now available! Reasons why this movie is awesome: A communications company that has both a laser powerful enough to render a species of gorilla extinct by slicing...||8/27/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit008 On Deadly Ground||Welcome to this week's episode where we will be discussing the Steven Seagal classic "On Deadly Ground". For the attention impaired, I bring to you a short list of what this movie is about. Steven Seagal Steven Seagal's opinion on the...||8/20/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit007 Anaconda||We've gotten some feedback, and we've come to realize that people love lists. So let's do another list this time and talk about what makes "Anaconda" one of the hardest to swallow. Man-eating snakes in a jungle devoid of humans Large...||8/13/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit006 Double Impact||Let me run through what this movie is about real quick. Contrary to the unbelievably poignant opening to this film, you are thrusted (verb choice purposeful) into the hilarious life of a young man named Chad, played by Jean-Claude Van Damme. He is a...||8/6/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit005 The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension||Hello, friends! Welcome to this week's episode featuring our discussion of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension. Here are the reasons you need to see this movie before listening to this episode: You get to see a Ford...||7/30/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||004 Short Circuit 2||The year was 1988 and Kenneth Johnson was about to get his big break. He was asked to direct a follow up to the wildly successful "Short Circuit". The world was begging for more Johnny Five, more input, more robot jokes, and more allusions about what...||7/23/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit003 Surf Ninjas||This week, we are proud to present a discussion of the very special feature cinematic "Surf Ninjas". I remember this movie fondly. The first time I saw it, I was sitting cross-legged in the middle of the living room floor, waiting anxiously as my...||7/16/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit002 Steel||It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a gigantic basketball player with a hammer?! Umm...okay. Villains beware! There's a new force in town and it is slowly (and we mean slowly) stalking you! Welcome to Episode 2 of Watch This Instead! This week, we are...||7/9/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
||Explicit001 Red Dawn||What do you get when you mix tiger blood, canned corn, revenge, and a unicorn in a blender? The 1984 American war movie "Red Dawn". Welcome to the inaugural episode of Watch This Instead - a hilarious new movie review podcast hosted by Gustave Cadet,...||7/2/2012||Free||View In iTunes|
Hilarious! keep up the good work!
I will NEVER feel the need to watch this movie, but I will definitely be waiting for the next release from these guys...kept me giggling all day at work!
Lots of Laughs
I listened to this free Podcast yesterday and it had me cracking up. These guys riff about poorly put together but hilariously well-made (much of which was done unintentionally) films from my generation: the kids of the '80s and '90s. First off, it's $FREE.99 but more so, it's just fun and they seem to have a good rapport and fun banter.
I'll give it more of a listen as they come out with new episodes. Cheers guys, keep up the good work!