We Write Weird Shhh...
By Jon James, Bryce David Salazar
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Jake and Jon make each other read original (weird) stories based on topics YOU suggest!
||ExplicitDistended Butt Bandits - Episode 17 Season 1.5||Distended Butt Bandits - Episode 17 Season 1.5 Bet you thought Season 2 would be starting by now. PSYCH! We have another bonus episode first, wherein we decide to talk more about Writing and Weird S**t and less about Comic Book TV Adaptations. In that||8/3/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitMarcie and Me - Episode 16 Season 1.5||Marcie and Me - Episode 16 Season 1.5 In this, the 16th episode of We Write Weird S**t, Jake and Jon talk about Captain America being Hydra (spoiler alert!), the pitiful performance of X-Men: Apocalypse, and the feats and flaws of Game of Thrones. Also||6/1/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Pit - Episode 15 Season 1.5||The Pit - Episode 15 Season 1.5 This is the second episode of We Write Weird S**t bonus season! We talk about our new website, our new store, our new Patreon, how Jon is a nerd failure who hasn't seen Deadpool yet, how Picard would make a great neo-Naz||5/18/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Angry Amish: A Coffee Table Book - Episode 14 Season 1.5||The Angry Amish: A Coffee Table Book - Episode 14 Season 1.5 Welcome to the first bonus episode of We Write Weird S**t after Season 1 but before Season 2! What's so special you inquire? I'm glad you asked! Justin K. Day of Random Transmissions has writ||4/27/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHell's Belles - Episode 13 Season 1||Hell's Belles - Episode 13 Season 1 Welcome to the lucky 13th episode of We Write Weird S**t! In this episode we talk about Star Wars: Rogue One, Krampus, how f*****g great Archer Season 6 is, how neither of us actually watch the Walking Dead, and anno||4/13/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitKatie's Letter - Episode 12 Season 1||Katie's Letter - Episode 12 Season 1 Welcome the the entire week late because Jake had to work and Jon got sick 12th episode of We Write Weird S**t! In this episode, we talk pretty much exclusively about Batman V Superman and Daredevil Season 2. If you||3/30/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitApocalysaurus - Episode 11 Season 1||Apocalysaurus - Episode 11 Season 1 Holy s**t it's episode 11 of We Write Weird S**t! The episode where you can barely hear Jon because of magical disappearing source files! In this episode, we discuss Spider-Man's terrible costume in Captain America:||3/16/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitF*****g Wally - Episode 10 Season 1||F*****g Wally - Episode 10 Season 1 In Episode 10 of We Write Weird S**t, Jake and Jon talk about the human shitsack that is Donald Trump, who they would reject to write their autobiographies, and how Jake still lives in a magical fairy land where Batm||3/9/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitA Bun in the Oven and Johnny's Baby - Episode 9 Season 1||A Bun in the Oven and Johnny's Baby - Episode 9 Season 1 Welcome to the extra special Episode 9 of We Write Weird S**t! What makes it so special, you ponder sardonically to yourself. Well I'll tell you! First of all, we finally added an sign-on, a litt||3/2/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitStumpie Gets Sick - Episode 8 Season 1||Stumpie Gets Sick - Episode 8 Season 1 Welcome to the hopefully final late episode of We Write Weird S**t! In this episode, we talk about some exciting news in our worlds of writing and R-Rated Superhero movies. That's pretty much all we got to because||2/24/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitI Ain't No Dummy - Episode 7 Season 1||I Ain't No Dummy - Episode 7 Season 1 In this seventh episode, we discuss how Jake's friends hate us, how we suck at getting these in on time, and the luxury of being so famous that you sabotage yourself by writing under a pseudonym. Then Jon read's Ja||2/19/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDickbot Ennui - Episode 6 Season 1||Dickbot Ennui - Episode 6 Season 1 Welcome to the exceptionally late Episode 6 of We Write Weird S**t! You can thank Jake's sick minion, and Jesus for dying, for this episode being late. In this episode we talk about Limbo, Abe Lincoln, the futility of||2/10/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitI Want a Dirty Prostitute - Episode 5 Season 1||I Want a Dirty Prostitute - Episode 5 Season 1 Episode 5 Constant Listeners, now with even more rape and prostitutes! In this episode we talk about Marvel Cinematic Universe, how s****y Whovians are, and Jake's fugly pants! Then Jon reads Jake's story||2/3/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitFrites Arcanes - Episode 4 Season 1||Frites Arcanes - Episode 4 Season 1 Here it is, a little late but here now! Episode 4, Frites Arcanes, the one about a Magic Potato. Also featured: Animal porn, porn while driving, furries, and manuscripts! Next week Jon reads Jake's story about an Hal||1/27/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitAll Hail the King - Episode 3 Season 1||All Hail the King - Episode 3 Season 1 Episode 3 is upon us! In this episode, we lament the many tragic deaths of the week, debut our new intro with music from The Powder Burns (link below), and glorify payment in exposure. Jon reads Jake's story based||1/20/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitExtreme Ghost Orgy Home Makeover - Episode 2 Season 1||Extreme Ghost Orgy Home Makeover - Episode 2 Season 1 Welcome to Episode 2! In this episode, we discuss Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice, other podcasts we listen to, and why we are jealous of Stephen King and want to||1/13/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Old Man - Episode 1 Season 1||The Old Man - Episode 1 Season 1 Episode 1 is here! In this episode, Jon reads Jake's story about a haunted music box in a restaurant, as suggested by Leslie. We also discuss Uwe Boll's Nazi Gold. Next week Jake will be reading Jon's story about trying||1/6/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
Get Weird and Have Fun!!
My weekly dose of the bizarre right here. I always look forward to it! Great prompts! Fun writing! The show inspires me to write along with them, which I think is fun. I think the hosts have a good chemistry and most importantly, they make me laugh. I’ve subscribed and will continue to listen. It’s a great show!
If you like weird fiction, this is for you
We Write Weird Shhh... definitely appeals to an audience who wants to have a hand in the creation of weird fiction. There is some potential here that just needs to be tapped into. The audio quality is decent. The tone could be more upbeat. Give them a listen if you enjoy hearing original short stories about odd topics.
Funny and bizarre
One of these young men is my spawn. I am responsible for the hilarious and disturbing sense of humor displayed due to my poor parenting skills. 🙄 Download and enjoy...OR ELSE!! 😉