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Distended Butt Bandits - Episode 17 Season 1.5


Bet you thought Season 2 would be starting by now. PSYCH! We have another bonus episode first, wherein we decide to talk more about Writing and Weird Shit and less about Comic Book TV Adaptations.

In that spirit, we discuss a local hero's petition to fight Donald Trump's son, then we chat about our experience with outlines when writing.

Then we read Thom's story about mind-control dye and distended butt bandits, complete with original accompanying songs!

Next time: Season 2 starts. Maybe.


LINX:

Thom's other music: http://thomalan.bandcamp.com/

Trump fight petition: https://www.change.org/p/everybody-get-eric-trump-to-fight-me

Beat Sheets: http://jamigold.com/for-writers/worksheets-for-writers/

Snowflake method: http://www.advancedfictionwriting.com/articles/snowflake-method/

Marcie and Me - Episode 16 Season 1.5


In this, the 16th episode of We Write Weird Shit, Jake and Jon talk about Captain America being Hydra (spoiler alert!), the pitiful performance of X-Men: Apocalypse, and the feats and flaws of Game of Thrones.

Also, Patrick Stewart is dead. RIP :(

Then we read Betty Rocksteady's story about a hairless spidercat and the zombie kama sutra!

Next episode is another guest episode!


Links mentioned this episode:





http://www.theouthousers.com/index.php/features/135440-x-men-apocalypse-review.html


https://youtu.be/AGGEymAXD7s

https://youtu.be/9GqNJwOwmCk

The Pit - Episode 15 Season 1.5


This is the second episode of We Write Weird Shit bonus season! We talk about our new website, our new store, our new Patreon, how Jon is a nerd failure who hasn't seen Deadpool yet, how Picard would make a great neo-Nazi, and how Jake has a real life publisher now!

Then Jake reads guest writer Rob Goyette's story based on suggestions Matt Debour and an atomic cock rocket suggested by Jake and Jon.

Join us next episode where we read a story by guest writer Cody Lee based on our suggestions Twilight Vampire Till Lindemann and a laser pig.


Links mentioned this episode:

https://youtu.be/_qIRtFE6aIc

https://www.facebook.com/BlueDecoPublishing/

The Angry Amish: A Coffee Table Book - Episode 14 Season 1.5


Welcome to the first bonus episode of We Write Weird Shit after Season 1 but before Season 2! What's so special you inquire? I'm glad you asked! Justin K. Day of Random Transmissions has written the story for this episode, based on suggestions provided by Jake and Jon! Those suggestions were: A gluten-free tape worm and Inverse cat-dog.

But before that, we chat about Prince's death, the many other deaths of 2016, Hollywood whitewashing, and the rapture.

Next episode: we read Rob's story about Matt Debour and an Atomic cock rocket suggested by Jake and Jon.


Links:

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/random-transmissions/id1072215335?mt=2

https://www.yahoo.com/music/behind-those-corporate-prince-tributes-1416047763521590.html

http://www.weregeek.com/2016/04/21/

https://youtu.be/GrXe8YDbzYs

Hell's Belles - Episode 13 Season 1


Welcome to the lucky 13th episode of We Write Weird Shit!

In this episode we talk about Star Wars: Rogue One, Krampus, how fucking great Archer Season 6 is, how neither of us actually watch the Walking Dead, and announce that we will be publishing all our stories from season one as an eBook!

Then Jake reads Jon's story about having a baby in Hell and JFK, suggested by Jake.

Next week Jon reads Special Guest Justin Day of Random Transmissions’ story about a gluten-free tape worm and inverse catdog, as suggested by Jake and Jon combined!



Links mentioned in this episode:

http://www.theouthousers.com/index.php/staff/6481-jonjames.html

http://www.worldweaverpress.com/store/p63/Krampusnacht%3A_Twelve_Nights_of_Krampus.html

http://smile.amazon.com/Archer-Season-6/dp/B00R3O2D8I?sa-no-redirect=1

https://youtu.be/Wji-BZ0oCwg

Katie's Letter - Episode 12 Season 1


Welcome the the entire week late because Jake had to work and Jon got sick 12th episode of We Write Weird Shit!

In this episode, we talk pretty much exclusively about Batman V Superman and Daredevil Season 2. If you haven't seen those yet, keep your clickers ready to jump ahead, because there be spoilers here!

Then Jon reads Jake's story "about" Dragons and To Kill A Mockingbird suggested by Jon.

Next week, the last episode of season 1, Jake reads Jon's story about delivering a baby in Hell and assassinating JFK because he was about to reveal that the moon landing was faked.


Links mentioned in this episode:

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/mar/25/review-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice

http://www.denofgeek.com/tv/daredevil/39472/daredevil-season-2-examining-jon-bernthals-punisher

http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Elektra_Natchios_(Earth-616)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw_o7XUX3fg


https://www.facebook.com/events/1063371530394491/