Who Cares? …about Ross & Patrick
By Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian
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Newlyweds Ross & Patrick discuss love, sex, and whatever else tickles their fancy.
||ExplicitEp. 030 – Who cares about Rachel Green?||Rachel Green is a provocative jewess from Long Island who was called to the bright lights and big t*****s of New York City as a teen. An all around amazing performer and artist with stories to tell and tips to give,||2/11/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 029 – Who cares about comedy couple Courtney & Casey??||It's impossible not to care about hysterical comedy couple Courtney Maginnis and Casey James Salengo. He hails from the trailer parks of Vermont while she reps Virginia. At first these two were just comedy colleagues but then the gravitational pull of .||2/4/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 028 – Who cares about Ross’ broken arm??||The music was loud and the bones were brittle. It was The Great Roller Disco Tragedy of 2019. On this episode, we tell the very sad tale of how Ross went from being a dancing queen to the old lady with thin bones who shouldn’t have been at the rink at||1/28/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 027 – Who cares about Eddie & Gregory??||Our dear friends Eddie and Gregory are a hilariously dynamic couple who WE CARE about very much! On this ep, they tell us about moving in and movin' on up from a tiny West Village one bedroom to their spacious Harlem brownstone where they are plant par.||1/21/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 026 – Who cares about Alexis Hope Krase??||This week we care about radical babe Alexis Hope Krase! A truly inspirational woman, she owns and operates New York City's premiere plus size boutique, Plus BKLYN. Buckle up and absorb some wisdom from Alexis while Ross tries to get her to be her life .||1/14/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 025 – Who cares about the new year??||This week we care about wrapping up 2018 and putting a fricken bow on it. We literally down dogged into 2019 (I know, vomit) and have some intentions for the new year to share. Don’t worry, we’re still bangin’!||1/7/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 024 – Who cares about David “Bubz” Martineau??||This week we care about Ross' lil' bro Dave. He's a talented musician, owner of Boston's most impressive push broom mustache, and a loving dog father of one. Dave has proclaimed himself the number one fan of our podcast and we're even bigger fans of his||12/31/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 023 – Who cares about 2018??||All the amazing high brow and low brow entertainment in 2018 melted our brains. We relive the past year in this stream-of-consciousness chat and attempt to remember all our favorite moments. Join us, won't you?||12/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 022 – Who cares about Jessica Valentine??||Our guest this week is Jessica Valentine-- Tattoo artist extraordinaire and all around Bad Bitch. We talk about her sobriety and how her new podcast "Seltzer Squad" is creating community and helping her stay accountable.||12/17/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 021 – Who cares about The Holidays??||Happy Holidays, everyone! And if they're not happy... We have some ideas for ya.||12/10/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 020 – Who cares about Caridel Cruz??||Business woman. Fashion producer. Actor. Designer. Style icon. INFLUENCER. On this episode we chat with the hilarious NYC native and super star, Caridel Cruz.||12/3/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 019 – Who cares about bein’ a woman??||On this special episode we reunite after a long hiatus (sorry!) to talk about Shania Twain, ZZ Top, Thanksgiving, and our future plans for the podcast. Enjoy!||11/26/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 018 – Who cares about self care??||Hey there you better slow it down and stop to smell the roses before you keel over and suffocate from those shallow stress breaths you're breathing!! There you go, now sip some herbal tea and take a listen as we read through "45 Simple Self-Care Practi.||9/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 017 – Who cares about Yoga Witches??||Crystals! Spells! Chakras! On this episode we discuss all things mystical, including Hacky Sack. Join us on this mind bending journey, man.||8/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 016 – Who cares about summer vacation??||On this episode, take a trip with us from New York to New England and back to New York Again. We talk sex, babies, and money! That's a lot of rockin' and rollin' for a podcast recorded on a house boat.||7/19/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 015 – Who cares about sexual proclivities??||On this episode, Ross and Patrick chat about how to keep it spicy with their long term loves: Each other, and New York City.||6/22/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 014 – Who cares about stress relief??||This week Patrick and Ross invite Angie Anxiety into the studio. Perhaps this challenging personality is also an old pal of yours? Take a listen while the three of us discuss stress, overeating, self-injury, and other fun topics like scabs.||5/30/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 013 – Who cares about emotional turmoil??||After nearly a month off, we're back to check in with light and fun stuff like existential dread & confusion, couple's therapy, and thunder vest technology.||5/23/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 012 – Who cares about RuPaul’s Belch Race??||Ross and Patrick attempt to discuss the latest episode of RuPaul's Drag Race while Ross' body has other plans. Between gas, drowsiness, and a trypophobic meltdown, it's a miracle this episode exists at all.||4/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 011 – Who cares about The Bushwick Treeshrew??||Hey we missed you! On this episode we catch up and do some singing after taking a few weeks off from the pod. Ross talks about her next steps in her career, Patrick talks foot pain, and then they share a duet about their couple's therapist.||4/18/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 010 – Who cares about marriage??||On this episode we talk to Andrea & Jonas about their upcoming nuptials. Who cares?? Well we do because these are our dear friends and they're embarking on an amazing journey together and we love them very much.||3/21/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 009 – Who cares about Ms. C??||Let's get this woman a TV show!! Ms. C should be on the Food Network cooking Latin classics and sweet potato pies while sassing fellas she met on Tindr. She's a hilarious standup, successful real-estate agent, and a self-proclaimed "feral adult.||2/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 008 – Who cares about Michael Ray Solis??||Fashion. Comedy. Drag. "The Nightmare." Join us while we chat with Michael Ray Solis about growing up gay in The South, Christian fraternities, and living your truth in The Big Apple. -||2/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 007 – Who cares about Drag Queens??||I'll tell ya who cares about Drag Queens- Ross and I care about Drag Queens!! It's a major part of our relationship herstory. The glue that keeps our marriage together is probably reality TV. Namely The Bachelor and Ru Paul's Drag Race.||1/28/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 006 – Who cares about the New Year??||It's 2018, and after surviving a bout of strep throat after the holidays, we're back to catch up! On this episode we chat about The Bachelor, The Obamas, pupusas, and the circle of life. Thanks for listening!||1/16/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 005 – Who cares about the holidays??||This episode was recorded on a whim late in the night on Christmas Eve. We'd had a long day of travel, fun, and frolic with my family. We'd gone to church, we'd eaten heartily, we'd become drowsy with the Christmas Spirit. Oh,||12/28/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 004 – Who cares about Jen D??||The "President" of our wedding, Jen D, joins us as our first in-studio guest. We talk about her pregnancy, "adulting," art, and sex toys. We love her very much and hope you do too!||12/17/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 003 – Who cares about breast cancer??||In this episode, Ross spends time with our dear friend Delores who has cancer. Kind of a bummer, right? Not with these two pips. - If you enjoy this episode, take a look at an old Who Cares webisode on youtube that features Delores from back in May,||12/13/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 002 – Who cares about sexual harassment??||In this delirious late-night conversation we share some experiences (and a whooole lotta opinions) about sexual conduct and power dynamics in and out of the workplace. Give it a listen! We consent.||12/4/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp. 001 – Who cares about these two??||Welcome to the Who Cares Podcast! This is our first episode where us two narcissists discuss our favorite topic- US! Take a journey back in time to when we were just kids trying to get our own lives together when we met.||11/26/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
Love bookending my commute with these two and their special guests! I’d love it even if they weren’t family! 🙌🏻
Hilarious tag team comedy duo
These two have a great time chatting about nothing at all (dogs, vegetarians, RuPaul’s drag race) and kinda important stuff in their relationship. It’s funny and earnest. Give it a listen!
THE REAL DEAL!!!!
Love Ross & Patrick! They have such witty repartee & hot takes. Worth your time!!!