We Hired a Sitter For This Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

After Patrick recounts his challenging week in exhausting detail, these guys discuss the following:



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Show Notes & Overview

Discussion on communication habits with children

Importance of positive talk and language use

Encouraging self-confidence and healthy self-esteem in children

Action Plan

Demonstrating positive talk more frequently

Reviewing performance feedback processes

Implementing healthy communication habits

Holding accountable for actions

Children's Communication

Impact of words on self-perception

Avoiding harsh criticism and highlighting mistakes

Encouraging curiosity and resilience

Fostering creativity and eagerness to learn

Parenting Strategies

Demonstrating positive language and talk

Monitoring children's academic progress

Being conscious of language use in daily interactions

Conflict Resolution

Preference for face-to-face conversations during conflicts

Avoiding negative online interactions

Opening discussions with compliments

Follow-Up

Checking in on homework completion

Schedule for future meetings and reviews



Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 131: "Billionaires in Bikinis"



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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 131 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they delve into a wide array of topics, from celebrity scandals to parenting advice from Reddit.



Main Topics:



* Recent Accusations Against Diddy: Patrick and Gastor discuss the recent accusations against Diddy, offering their humorous take on the world of entertainment and pop culture.

* Money, Power, and Morality: Explore the philosophical question of whether money and power make people evil, diving into ethical dilemmas and moral quandaries.

* The Existence of Billionaires: Join the hosts in a lively debate about whether billionaires should exist, exploring economic disparities, social responsibility, and the ethics of extreme wealth accumulation.

* The Will Smith / Chris Rock "Slap" Incident: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor dissect the Will Smith / Chris Rock "slap" incident through the lens of dad's behaving angrily in public spaces.

* Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith's Open Relationship: Delve into the world of celebrity relationships as the hosts share their thoughts on Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith's open relationship.

* Gardening at Home: Discover the joys of gardening as Patrick and Gastor share their experiences and tips for gardening at home, exploring the therapeutic benefits of connecting with nature.

* Parenting Advice from Reddit: The hosts tackle a grab bag of parenting advice questions from Reddit, offering their humorous and heartfelt insights into the joys and challenges of parenthood.



Tune in for a laughter-filled and thought-provoking episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.



Follow your hosts on social media:



Patrick Holbert:



@theholbertreport



www.patrickholbert.com



Gastor Almonte:



@GastorAlmonte



www.gastoralmonte.com

Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 130: "Coco G Skips Easter"



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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 130 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they embark on another hilarious and insightful exploration of parenthood, comedy, and everyday absurdities.



Main Topics:



* Coco G's Easter Dilemma: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor delve into the comedic complexities of Coco G's decision to skip Easter. From family traditions to holiday hijinks, join them as they navigate the joys and challenges of parenting during the Easter season.

* Parking Trouble: Explore the comedic frustrations of parking trouble as Patrick and Gastor share their tales of navigating crowded parking lots and elusive parking spots. From parking mishaps to hilarious encounters, join them in a candid conversation about the trials and tribulations of finding the perfect parking spot.

* Career Phases and Strategy: Delve into the nuances of career eras and phases as Patrick and Gastor discuss career strategy and evolution. From navigating career transitions to strategic planning, join them in a candid exploration of the ever-changing landscape of professional life.

* Gastor's Back Injury: Laugh along as Gastor shares his experiences nursing a back injury. From humorous anecdotes to unexpected challenges, join him as he navigates the ups and downs of recovering from an injury with his signature wit and humor.

* Patrick's Denver Trip: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick recounts his solo trip to Denver to visit family with his 3.5-year-old. From hilarious escapades to unexpected adventures, join them on their journey through the Mile High City.

* 5 Second Rule: Explore the comedic concept of the 5-second rule as Patrick and Gastor share their thoughts on whether it's safe to eat food that has fallen on the floor. From playful debates to hilarious anecdotes, join them in a lighthearted exploration of this timeless culinary conundrum.

* Stranger Danger: Join in on the hilarity as Patrick and Gastor share their thoughts on the concept of stranger danger. From childhood lessons to adult encounters, discover the comedic side of navigating the complexities of human interaction.



Tune in for a delightful and laughter-filled episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.



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Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 129 "Regrets & Conundrums"



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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 129 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they navigate the hilarious and sometimes challenging world of parenting through the lens of Reddit posts.



Main Topics:



* Cat Poop Conundrum: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor tackle the age-old question of what to do if your small child accidentally eats cat poop, and who is at fault. From humorous anecdotes to practical advice, join them as they explore the unexpected challenges of pet ownership and parenting.

* Second Daughter Dilemma: Delve into the comedic complexities of fatherhood as the hosts discuss a father's concerns about having a second daughter and what it will be like to not have a son. From gender dynamics to sibling relationships, Patrick and Gastor share their perspectives on navigating the joys and challenges of raising daughters.

* Parental Bonding: Explore the nuances of parental bonding as Patrick and Gastor discuss what to do if your child forms a stronger bond with the other parent. From jealousy to insecurity, join them in a candid conversation about the evolving dynamics of parent-child relationships.

* Awkward Interruptions: Brace yourself for laughter as the hosts share their thoughts on a couple accidentally being walked in on by their three-year-old during a sexual scenario involving pornography on the TV. From awkward encounters to unexpected interruptions, Patrick and Gastor offer their comedic take on navigating parenthood's most awkward moments.



Tune in for a hilarious and insightful episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.



Follow your hosts on social media:



Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com



Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Podcast Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 128: "Doctor New York"



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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 128 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they embark on another hilarious and candid exploration of life's quirks and challenges.



Main Topics:



* Bespoke Caps and Misunderstandings: Laugh along as Gastor shares his experience with a bespoke fitted cap by "DRNY" (not Doctor New York). From humorous misunderstandings to stylish headwear, explore the comedic world of fashion faux pas.

* Embarrassing Ear Infection Tales: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick recounts his embarrassing ear infection story from a comedy road trip. From awkward encounters to unexpected mishaps, join in as the hosts share tales from the road.

* Future Dental Plans: Discover the hosts' plans for future dental care as they discuss the importance of oral health and the quirks of aging. From dental woes to humorous anecdotes, Patrick and Gastor offer a comedic take on dental hygiene.

* Celebrating Patrick's Birthday: March 20th marks Patrick's 43rd birthday, and the hosts celebrate in style. Join them in raising a glass and sharing laughs as they toast to another year of life's adventures.

* Aging and Fatigue: Explore the comedic side of aging as Patrick and Gastor discuss their bodies feeling more fatigued and less resilient with each passing year. From humorous observations to relatable experiences, join in the laughter as they navigate the ups and downs of getting older.

* "What's Dad Mad About?" Segment: Join in on the hilarity as Patrick and Gastor share their frustrations in the "What's Dad Mad About?" segment. From unpaid debts to refund woes, discover the comedic side of financial mishaps and misunderstandings.



Tune in for a laugh-out-loud episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a hilarious blend of comedy, camaraderie, and candid conversation.



Follow your hosts on social media:



Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport



www.patrickholbert.com



Gastor Almonte:



@GastorAlmonte



www.gastoralmonte.com

Podcast Summary (Written by a Robot):



"We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 127



Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 127 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they embark on another hilarious and insightful journey through the ups and downs of comedy, parenting, and life on the road.



Main Topics:



* On the Road Again: Laugh along as Patrick shares his adventures from a week away from home on the road in Illinois and Wisconsin. From quirky encounters to unexpected mishaps, join him as he navigates the comedic landscape of traveling for comedy gigs.

* Staying Connected: Discover Gastor's methods of staying in touch with his children and his own parents while traveling. From phone calls to video chats, explore the hilarious and heartwarming dynamics of maintaining connections from afar.

* Celebrating Success: Join the hosts in celebrating Gastor's success while taping his Don't Tell comedy segment. From laughter to applause, Patrick and Gastor reflect on the journey and the triumphs of their comedic endeavors.

* AirBnB Awkwardness: Get ready for laughs as Patrick and Gastor share tales of awkward encounters with AirBnB hosts while traveling. From strange requests to uncomfortable situations, discover the comedic side of temporary accommodations.

* Bonding Through Music: Explore Gastor's bond with his daughter as they share music with each other. From shared playlists to critical listening sessions, join them in a heartwarming exploration of the power of music in parent-child relationships.

* Chemicals and Trashy Foods: Delve into a candid discussion about chemicals in personal hygiene products and the foods we eat. From eye-opening revelations to comedic insights, Patrick and Gastor share their thoughts on staying healthy in a world of processed foods and synthetic ingredients.

* Trashy Desserts and "Biggie Day": Laugh along as Patrick shares his love for trashy dessert foods and snacks. Discover the importance of "Biggie Day" on March 9th to Gastor as a fan of Biggie Smalls, and the comedic frustrations of generational gaps in musical appreciation.

* Reality TV and Bad Sitcoms: Explore the guilty pleasures of trashy reality TV shows and bad sitcoms. From mindless entertainment to unexpected gems, Patrick and Gastor discuss the comedic allure of television's guilty pleasures.

* Boundary Misunderstandings: Join the hosts in a candid exploration of boundary misunderstandings with acquaintances who assume deeper friendships. From awkward encounters to hilarious miscommunications, Patrick and Gastor share their experiences navigating social interactions.

* Looking Forward: Patrick and Gastor look ahead to their next co-headlining gig in Hurleyville, NY on April 20th, 2024. From anticipation to excitement, join them as they prepare for another night of laughter and camaraderie on stage.



Tune in for a laugh-out-loud episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a hilarious blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.



Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com