Worst Possible Timeline
By Eric Wilson & Patrick Kindlon
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Description
We are THE WORST POSSIBLE TIMELINE, formerly known as Wrestling Cinema. We look at the twitter timeline once a week and comment on the shittiness of this world. Patrick is a professional comic book writer and frontman of Self Defense Family and Drug Church. Eric is a film school graduate with an intensive in film theory/critique and WWE enthusiast. These movies suck. Artwork by Alex Beekman www.alexbeekman.com Intro music by Matt Klein www.mattklein.co
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ExplicitWPT Ep. 6 Calling All Weebs and Otaku's | WE BACK IN IT. Welcome to turdville, population: … | 8/17/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWPT Ep. 5 New Intro Music is Sick Right? | NEW WPT!!!!! Dive in with us on all the b******t.… | 8/10/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWPT Ep. 4 ...It Could Be Worse | It's crime time on the podcast today. We're talki… | 8/3/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWPT Ep. 3 Joe Meme and Boobie K | Ep. 3 of the Worst Possible Timeline is now LIVE.… | 7/27/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWPT Ep. 2 Waking Nightmare Wolfenstein | WORST POSSIBLE TIMELINE Ep. 2 PATRICK IS SAD. His… | 7/20/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 52 The Tooth Fairy (2010) Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys | THE FINALE(?!) Maybe...maybe we will return to th… | 7/13/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWORST POSSIBLE TIMELINE EP. 1 The Inaugural Timeline | NEW FORMAT! Eric gets triggered by North Korean p… | 7/6/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 50 Man on the Moon (1999) / Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond (2017) Milquetoast Posedog | FIFTY EPISODES. We've watched 50 of these f****n … | 6/29/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 49 Surfs Up 2: WaveMania (2017) Actually Jennifer's Body W/ Special Guest Amelia | We back with the final WWE Studios animated featu… | 6/22/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitFREE PATREON Youtube Series Ep. 6: THE OBAMA TRUTH | We take a left turn this week. This is a FREE pat… | 6/15/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 47 THEY LIVE (1988) Our God is a Carpenter | THIS MOVIE IS HELLA GOOD. Let's take a left turn … | 6/8/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 46 The Marine 5: Battleground (2017) More Miz, Less Movie | Mike Abrusci joins us again for another s**t ass … | 6/1/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 45 The Marine 4: Moving Target (2015) Legalize Plagiarism | We feel like we've seen this movie before so we e… | 5/25/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 44 The Marine 3: Homefront (2013)Miz Us w/ this BS | We're back on the WWE Studios features b******t t… | 5/18/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 43 Rocky III (1982)The Ultimate Male | Despite what's said, the idiots in the beginning … | 5/11/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 42 Avengers: Infinity War (2018) This Technically Counts | THE BIGGEST MOVIE OF A GENERATION HAS A PROFESSIO… | 5/4/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 41 DOOM (2005) Not The Marine 3 | This movie really sucked balls. There's nothing g… | 4/27/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 40 RAMPAGE (2018) Chinese Democracy | Movies based on video games are always a shoe-in.… | 4/20/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 39 🐓Blockers (2018) Separating the Blart from the Blartist | We take a left turn and do a modern, relevant fil… | 4/13/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 38 WWE & Scooby-Doo!: Curse of the Speed Demon (2016) Controversial Past | NOT a repeat episode. For some reason WWE decided… | 4/6/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 37 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998) Tarantula vs. Scorpion | We in it this week. We're talking the 3 Ninjas fr… | 3/29/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 36 Secret Agent Club (1996) Late Stage Nostalgia | Late stage nostalgia is the only way to properly … | 3/23/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 35 Mr. Nanny (1993) Grey Water & The Tunnels of Las Vegas | A LONG ONE. This is our 3rd Hulk Hogan romp in a … | 3/16/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 34 No Holds Barred (1989) Jockass | NEW episode this week is another Hulk Hogan jawn.… | 3/9/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 33 Suburban Commando (1991) An Episode of Alf | The best movie we've ever watched. Not just on th… | 3/1/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 32 Pure Country, Pure Heart (2017) Banned from the Sperm Clinic | This episode, Wrestling Cinema becomes pure of he… | 2/22/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 31 The Marine 2 (2009) Son of DiBiase | Man, Patrick didn't even watch this one this week… | 2/15/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 30 Walking Tall (2004) Sub Nub | We hit the big 30 this week and we spend it check… | 2/8/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 29 See No Evil 2 (2014) Return of the Soskas | The Soska Sisters are back to helm the second Kan… | 2/1/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 28 The Scorpion King (2002) Yung Dwayne | This week we go back in time to the first WWE (WW… | 1/25/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 27 The Resurrection of Gavin Stone (2017) Tag Team with God | We get religious. Patrick and Eric dig deep on th… | 1/18/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 26 Nobody Speak: Trials of the Free Press (2017) Sir Bubba | We go somewhere different this week and we take a… | 1/11/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 25 Vendetta (2015) Action Six Pack | This movie was okay. We go off on some places, as… | 1/4/2018 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 24 Year in Review (2017) These Movies Were Ass | We revisit these s**t ass movies. | 12/29/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 23 Santa's Slay (2005) Have a Jewish Christmas | This movie was....good? I think? Listen and find … | 12/21/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 22 Santa's Little Helper (2015) KFCKillsChickens | Eric & Patrick try and get into the holiday spiri… | 12/14/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 21 Scooby-Doo! WrestleMania Mystery (2014) Suicide Pact | Eric & Patrick are back with another depressing a… | 12/8/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 20 The Final DELETION (2016) Drones and Roman Candles | WRESTLING CINEMA SPECIAL. We're doing something a… | 11/23/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 19 The Flintstones & WWE: Stone Age SmackDown! (2015) Boob-pedia | WE'RE BACK ON OUR B******T reviewing these dogshi… | 11/17/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 18 Vince McMahon PART III YOU'RE FIRED (w/ special guest THE BIG READER) | The great conclusion to our man Vince. We talk wi… | 11/3/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 17 Vince McMahon PART II NO CHANCE IN HELL (w/ special guests Mike Abrusci & Joe Boots) | We're back hanging with Vince this week. At the h… | 10/27/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 16 Vince McMahon PART I Crushed Leaves (w/ special guests Mike Abrusci & Joe Boots) | This week, we change gears a bit. We talk about V… | 10/20/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 15 The Jetsons & WWE: Robo-WrestleMania! (2017) Lizard People Among Us | This one was painful. The Jetsons WWE crossover t… | 10/13/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 14 The Chaperone (2011) Terra Ryzing | WE BACK with a new episode. This week we take on … | 10/5/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 13 Armed Response (2017) #Broken Wesley Snipes | Wrestling Cinema Episode 13! Armed Response (2017… | 9/21/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 12 The Condemned 2 (2015) Don't Hinder the Jinder | Wrestling Cinema is back to discuss the sequel to… | 9/14/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 11 12 Rounds 2: Reloaded (2013) Apex Predator | Wrestling Cinema returns with 12 Round 2: Reloade… | 9/7/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 10 12 Rounds (2009) Renny Harlin's Redemption | Eric & Patrick are back with another John Cena ma… | 8/25/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 9 No One Lives (2012) The Funkasaurus (w/ special guest Mike Abrusci) | Welcome to easily our best sounding episode, as E… | 8/17/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 8 Countdown (2016) Garg Ziggler | This week the film is Countdown (2016). Patrick &… | 8/3/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 7 The Condemned (2007) F**K Your Momma | Patrick & Eric take on the 2007 romp The Condemne… | 7/19/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 6 Knucklehead (2010) Dennis Farina's Embarrassment | Eric mostly blocked this episode out of his memor… | 7/12/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 5 Christmas Bounty (2013)Assault on ABC Family | Eric & Patrick get real stressed on this one. Chr… | 7/6/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 4 The Marine (2006) A Lecture in Thuganomics | Eric & Patrick have Ruthless Aggression in the fo… | 6/28/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 3 Leprechaun: Origins (2014) "F*** you, Lucky Charms" | This week Eric & Patrick tackle Leprechaun: Origi… | 6/21/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 2 See No Evil (2006) We've been X'ed | This week we watch See No Evil (2006) starring Gl… | 6/14/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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ExplicitWC Ep. 1 Inside Out (2011) Welcome, to the Turd Dome! | Our first podcast. It's two dudes talking about t… | 6/2/2017 | Free | View in iTunes |
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A fun listen
Ostensibly about wrestling movies, and sometimes it is, it is more often critique of and thoughts on broader cultural issues. There's also a lot of talk about sperm donation. Mostly, it's just two charismatic and well-spoken people talking about what's on their minds. A fun listen.
nothing to not like
hot takes, discourse, sometimes actual wrestling talk, peanut butter cup vascularity, and yerba mate gluttony. everything i enjoy, probably.
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