WTF Did I Just Read?
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Michelle, TJ, and Josh get together to read the most inappropriate, odd, and downright insanely written fan-fiction on the internet. You wrote it, we just read it.
||ExplicitEpisode 36: Of Mutants and Marxists||Literally anything can be crossed over into another universe. Take this interesting X-Men crossover with FX's Archer. It's weird, but the author makes it work (kinda).||6/20/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 35: My Love||Today, Michelle reads a fanfic written as a continuation to the wonderfully written novels of Fifty Shades of Grey. By wonderful, we mean awful. But here it is, in all its glory.||6/13/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 34: Quite a Sexual Encounter||In a word, this episode is holyshitwtfisgoingon and is the absolute definition of what this show is or at least, what it was envisioned to be. Enjoy!||5/30/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 33: To Love a Goddess||Like the new Avengers movie? Like to picture Chris Hemsworth as an incredibly buff female? This is the show for you! Jessie's back and as confused as ever!||5/23/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 32: Doctor Who: Dovahkiin Part 1||It's time for another installment of "It's a Xover episode with almost zero xovers happening", TJ brings the worlds of Elder Scrolls and Doctor Who together and we discuss why 2 seemingly homeless guys play Magic and hold onto sledgehammers. It's a good||5/16/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 31: Changes||TJ found this in honor of the very good God of War for PlayStation 4 and, although a great idea, it turns into what you're about to hear. Hilarious but a head-scratcher. Enjoy!||5/9/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 30: Superman Goes To A Brothel||Darkspawndweller04 is back with another what the actual f did Michelle just read and it's a doozy. This guy has a very particular topic he likes to bring up. Enjoy!||5/2/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 29: Hotline Shaggy||In a xover we never knew could be a thing, Hotline Miami and Scooby Doo merge into one universe in a way that seems sacrilege but actually works pretty well. Enjoy!||4/25/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 28: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Semen (Pt. 2)||TJ continues reading a submission from a listener based on Harry Potter and it continues to impress and terrify us with its imagery. It's the return of the Chamber!||4/18/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 27: Duty to a Melody||Josh reads a xover featuring two very unlikely stories: Warhammer and My Little Pony. It's very weird, we try to pick up on Warhammer lore, and Michelle gives the low-down on MLP.||4/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 26: Obama x Putin x Un (Pt. 2)||Michelle continues reading additional chapters of a love triangle that should exist and probably does exist (allegedly). Passion. Intrigue. Inner monologues. This has it all.||4/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 25: Obama x Putin x Un (Pt. 1)||Michelle has a story of love that not even politics could get in the way of. Communism vs Democracy can't keep these 3 apart in a passionate story told from different points of view from these iconic world leaders.||3/28/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 24: Root Her REHOST||TJ reads a loving story of romance, passion, and velociraptors. Just kidding. There is no love or romance. Just Velociraptors proving their dominance and the first time we've ever heard a descriptor for a dinosaur vagina. So there's that.||3/21/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 23: Mario & Sonic XOVER Extravaganza||Today, Josh reads a plethora of Mario and Sonic the Hedgehog xover stories ranging from romance to insane to just WTF. We try our best Mario impressions too so that counts for something.||3/14/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 22: TEAM FORTRESS 2 X OVERWATCH & Meet the New Life, Not the Same as the Old Life||The tone and gameplay similarities are abundantly clear between Team Fortress and Overwatch, so we read some xover stuff in an attempt to combine the two worlds - for better or worse.||3/7/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 21: THE LAST BITE: A DINERS, DRIVE-INS, AND DIVES FAN-FICTION||Ever wonder what Guy Fieri was actually put on this Earth to do? Today, let us read it to you. The story of vanquishing evil, cannibalism, and taking your ear drums to FLAVORTOWN! Enjoy!||2/28/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 20: The Anikan Vs Picard Rap Battle of epicness||Today we're trying something a little different as we do our best to read a fanfic rap battle of epicness. Picard v Anikan v EVERYBODY ever. Like what you hear and want us to do more group readings (hopefully not rap style)? Let us know in your iTunes r||2/21/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 19: Devilman of the dead!||In honor of Netflix's revamped, and incredibly mature, new Anime, we read a little something about what happens when you take a dash of High School of the Dead and toss in a hint of Devilman. Additional content includes: explaining HSotD and Devilman as||2/14/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 18: Bewear's Team Rocket Orgy||We found out today what the hell Bewear was and, apparently, what he's into. Just fair warning, it involves some weird stuff that, once looking at a picture of him, you won't be able to un-see. Leave Ash at home and throw Team Rocket in the car, it's ti||2/7/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 17: Harry Potter, son of Yig & Goholosh Omm||Let's dive into the fanfiction works revolving around H.P. Lovecraft and all of his racism, monsters, and tentacles. Harry Potter finds his true origin story and Josh has to say a bunch of weird names over and over in these ghoulish tales.||1/31/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 16: Teen Don't Touch Me||So this is a special episode where our neighbor Leah reads a couple chapters of "fan-fiction" by our very own Michelle. There's mall plugs, store plugs, real people plugs, and it's so god damn punk rock. See, we can make fun of ourselves too!||1/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 15: Goldberg's Adventure in Nazi Germany||Josh takes us all the way back to the the 1940's in Nazi occupied Germany where Hitler meets the perfect specimen of kickassery that is GOLLLLLLLDBERRRRRRRG! Our special guest, Justin, gives us the lowdown on all things wrestling.||1/17/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 14: Batman Loses Everything & Batman Becomes a Pole-Dancer||Michelle reads a story of Batman losing everything in the stock market and trying to find a job. Then, in part 2, he finds one but it's not the job he was hoping to do.||1/10/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 13: Saved by the Bell: Nuclear Burrito Season||TJ reads 2 chapters of a "horror" story in the world of Saved By the Bell in which the whole campus eats burritos that make you more than sick. Strap in, dry hump Kapowski, and prepare for a deep jump into our childhoods with this gem.||1/3/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 12: Assorted Halo Shorts & The Twilight Tale of Bellafly||Michelle tells an assorted set of tales involving the Halo universe and Master Chief: Ball Puncher. Then, we go to the world of Twilight/My Little Pony xover where Bella is described as bright for the first time in history.||12/27/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 11: Spongebob Sploogepants & krabs and patty: a twist in faté||We revisit the rich world of Spongeboob Squareplants and his underwater friends in a tale of...you know? We can't even really explain WTF this is about but it's fun. Enjoy the stories of your favorite Bikini Bottom resident Spongebahb!||12/20/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 10: Everybody's All Australian Boy Next Door & Fluttershy's Adventure||TJ reads a story about an Australian TV show we've never heard of involving a doctor/surgeon who also solves crimes using science. This is about him but gay. It's a love story. Just listen and enjoy.||12/13/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 9: Crunch is Good||Josh introduces us to the world of SCP, or Secure Control Protect, in which a government secret agency maintains the paranormal and otherworldly. The internet has created a whole world for us to imagine and it won't let me look away from statues the sam||12/6/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 8: Caffeine Crush & Harry Potter and the Chamber of Semen||Our special guest Jessie reads a story set in the story-rich world of the Claymore manga/anime but has nothing to do with that universe. Next TJ reads a Harry Potter fan-fic submitted to us by a listener that has a worse title than the story actual is.||11/29/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 7: Richie loves halloween & When It Comes To Clean There's Only One Mister (Chapter 2)||This week, Michelle reads the story of Richie and Eddie's love for Halloween and each other. We also see the return of Mister Clean and Billie Mays for yet another interesting chapter in the 2 chapter saga of throwing coffee for no reason.||11/22/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 6: I'll Be Good For You & Salivation||TJ reads a little story about a girl who basically has the best life ever (or best luck) as well as 100 different ways to spell her name. Then, he reads something so vile, we're not posting a link to it nor can we post the author's name. That says a lot||11/15/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 5: Prawn Cocktail & When It Comes To Clean There's Only One Mister||This week, Michelle reads a love story between a crustacean and a dictator followed by a quick story centered around a pitch man and a god. You know exactly what you're getting into.||11/8/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 4: Mighty morphin pokemon Rangers||This week, Josh reads a story that, honestly, should not work but somehow, still does not work. It's the story of 8 Power Rangers fighting Rita Repulsa and poor grammar. It's Mighty morphin pokemon Rangers!||11/1/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 3: A Treat for Dogmeat & HALO NAD THE ANIMORPHS BUT MAYBENOT?||Michelle reads animal stories. One is about a lone wanderer set in the Fallout universe and another involves a LOT of character transformations. It gets weird, but who are we to stop love?||10/25/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 2: Draco's first gay experience & Confessions of a Goodwill processor||Josh reads a story of want and need from the eyes of Draco Malfoy as he has something hidden deep within him only Harry Potter himself can get out and yes, it involves a wand. Speaking of deep, Josh explores existentialism.||10/18/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 1: Nights of terrors even though it's day time||On the first episode, TJ reads "Nights of terrors even though it's day time" by Xover-girl where Final Fantasy turns into more fantasy, and a promise is broken to a little girl causing her to turn goth. Prepare yourself for Inception-like twists and mu||10/10/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
My newest guilty pleasure
This podcast makes me feel like I'm wearing spandex and a side-pony listening to New kids on the Block. And I'm honestly not entirely sure why. LOVE the dynamic of the hosts though. Feels like I made a couple new besties and I actually have something to do this Friday night. Excited to binge-listen to this.
Three thumbs up.
Three thumbs up. Because I have a birth defect that resulted in three thumbs. None of them are bruised.
Entertaining. Funny. Dope. The only way I'll like it more is if I'm invited to read.
All the giggles
Best listen on the way to work without the kid! It’s like I’m there and listening to an adult conversation! Every parent who needs a kid break should go hide in the bathroom and listen to this podcast. 👍🏻