By Ben Jarvis, Hunter Kelly, and Claymation Bates.
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\"You Talk Loud\" is a weekly podcast hosted by Ben Jarvis, Hunter Kelly, and Claymation Bates. They discuss pop culture, movies, games, TV, and other geek topics. New episodes released every Friday.
||ExplicitEpisode 39: The Ghost of Conway Twitty||Jingle bells, monkeys smell, Conway's not impressed! The guys get together to swap Christmas stories and presents. Really? This is the season finale? Really? - We at "You Talk Loud" would like to thank all of you for listening and supporting us over t..||12/25/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 38: Tales from the Moon||It's not a crime to like Will Smith OR be a Juggalo. But both? Madness! This episode was recorded around Thanksgiving. - The richest NASCAR fan in poor town Fables of the East side Juggalo on Juggalo crime RIP Twinkie the Kid Shut up and play,||12/24/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 37: Just Skip ‘Em||Hope and change! Flip! Flop! The guys get political for a once... and learn to stick to the dick jokes. This episode was recorded after the 2012 elections. - "I'm an omnivore now." Ripoff effect Space jumping 4 more years!||12/23/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 36: I Never Thought It’d Happen||It's a small wretched hive of scum and villainy after all! This episode was recorded at the beginning of November. - Johnny's face The walrus and the skate ramp Nobody likes Ralph Shotgunning Netflix "The Karate Kid" for guitarists||12/22/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 35: Schindler on the Roof||The guys gather at Dylan’s house to discuss all the big questions. Where’s can you get the best kolache? Stretch or Plas? The old Spartacus or the new one? “Tombstone” or “Unforgiven”? It was a night to remember. -||11/17/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 34: Let Me Put My Bra Back on Before My Dad Walks In||Come on down to the Cantina Cabaret! Anakin can sure put on a hell of a show. Admission includes a bantha steak and complimentary Jawa juice. Stick around for the comedy stylings of Salacious Crumb and Bib Fortuna. No droids allowed! - Master ninja,||11/6/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 33: I Really Ate Like a Pig||Grease up and get ready for a roller coaster ride, brother! - American ingenuity Getting drunk at the Chili's bar Crackle & Pop Sitcom geography The Hulkster gets down It's all fun and games Do you shave your bush? Ben gets corny Joss,||10/25/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 32: An Honest Day’s Work||You no can explain Hulk. Hulk got big problems. Puny humans make Hulk feel confused. Hulk got mortgage. Hulk got 7 year car loan. Hulk got more on plate than Hulk can handle. You no judge Hulk. Only Hulk can judge Hulk. - Even the Hulk has his days||10/12/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 31: Deep 1313||Put on your striped tank top, groom your handlebar mustache, and charge up your iPhone. It's hip to be square. - Just give me a Victrola Prince is all puffed up The mustache of gods Stay away from Legs Avenue In a f****d up Star Wars future,||10/5/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 30: Ernest Dies Alone||It's '90s week! Yes, raise a glass of Crystal Pepsi and chow down on a microwave brownie! Is Ben afraid to watch chick flicks and girly TV shows? As if! So how big did your foot get? Tramadol meltdown||9/28/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 29: Gandalf Said It!||Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Electric word life, it means forever and that's a mighty long time, but I'm here to tell you there's something else: You Talk Loud. - You want discipline? Drink water!||9/7/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 28: Mean Old Man||WWE and YTL present the greatest show in podcast entertainment! Featuring your TYL superstars: Ben "The Mean Old Man" Jarvis, Hunter "Sandwich Kid" Demyen, and Claymation "Capicola" Bates! - Curious wife beatin' George Sheriff Cordell||8/23/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 27: Capottica||Oh yes it's big boy's night, and the pizza's right! Oh yes it's big boy's night, the beer is out of sight! - The house that Kpop built Breaking movie rules Let's Schwarzenate this night "Teddy bear!" I'm so excited Ben's cat book||8/17/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 26: Built-in Codpiece||"America, I like my beats funky. I'm spunky. And yes, ladies and gentlemen, I like my oatmeal lumpy." - President Obama, "The Humpty Speech." - The cat's meizzle Martian "Big Brother" I like it RAW Ben don't know diddly about bocce ball||8/9/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 25: Skrambo||The thrill of victory. The agony of defeat. Go for the comedy gold. My lil' rap cliq; Dont get me started on the space baby; Crack the egg; You don't wanna see Ben when he's angry; Who keeps unplugging my stuff?||8/2/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 24: Meet Ben Jetson||Meet Ben Jetson! Hunter, his pal! His bud Batesy! Get me off this f*****g thing! No one likes Anders; Don't drive while ass is poppin'; Raffi Insurance!; The best little whorehouse in Thailand; I'm a travelin' Ben; That's amazing!||7/26/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 23: Don’t Wake Daddy||Advance token to Cool Ass LA! If you pass "Uh-oh!", spend $40 for two pregnancy tests. If Ben own's Cool Ass LA, pay twice the rent! You better hope you don't roll doubles... Okay look... I've slept in a bandit's bed; Bates is our landlord; Night terro.||7/19/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 22: Jellicle Cats||Please take your seats, the show's about to begin. Sorry about the litter box smell. Jubilee's joke The Phoenix Five: as easy as A-B-C Close my 8-bit chapter Early pizza retirement Whistle if you have no filter Ben Rogers' neighborhood||7/13/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 21: I’m Submissive||Let's get the band back together and sing for a worthy cause! Randy Newman needs to be taken down a peg. Jack meets Julia; Three jobless musketeers; The X-Men need a day off; "Shut up! I'm me!"; Randy Newman: short people assassin; So Colossus isn't ul.||7/6/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 20: The Purple Pie Man||Get in line! Take all you want, but eat all you take! Bus your plate! We're going to Smackdown!; Wrestling: I don't know much, but I know who's dead; The Olympics... show your s**t; Dude love... why is he above?||6/29/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 19: The Omni-Bush||Ben, Hunter, Bates, and...Dylan? This week You Talk Loud takes a field trip to visit Dylan. It was a worthy Cos. What do you mean "you people?"; The mystery of the mayor; The dating game; Speaking of ALF...; Cos-Play; Those sound like netbook names...||6/21/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 18: No Cholo||Make way for a GIANT-SIZED "You Talk Loud"! Evel Benievel; I've got gut puppets, I'm not coming in; Mr. Brannon vs. Mr. Gil; I'll take "Resident Evil 2" for $1000; Don't hate on the Fatman; Gay mutants vs. gay robots; The cast from "Coach" + laxatives..||6/14/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 17: Capicola||Pitch the tent and pack the provisions, cause we're going on an adventure! Rick Dees loves my mixtape; Rise of the planet of the zombies; Goin' to Vegas with gamblin' dad; Dear Buttman...; Lance's awesome tent; Reading like a blind person; Bill Cosby d.||6/7/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 16: I Hate Music||Who's house? Shredder's house! Ben didn't do jack s**t; I ain't 'fraida no poltergeist; Gonzales: home of the hopper, Ice cream demands; We're all in the same gang; The 7th inning drink; …and Donatello on bass!||5/31/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 15: Tonight, We Name No Names||Load up the semi, fire up Peggle, and let's get on the road again! Eastbound and down, get those whales a rollin'; Blossom didn't smell so sweet; Late night wars; '80s movies like a m**********r; A short discussion; Take Goosio to the Mardi Gras; Extre.||5/24/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 14: I’m Gonna Take off My Clothes||And now for something completely different... A very special ski trip; Father, I have a confession to make; The last spaghetti sauce hero; Claymation Bates, the squirrel slayer; The Ghost Busters kinda do it again; One box set to rule them all; I major.||5/17/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 13: Sandwich Kid||She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, sandwich kid! I'm sorry, Dad, Mass-holes, That's no supermoon…, Fat Dad takes a swim, I'm a Star Wars!, Bates is blinded by rage, Bert looks on disapprovingly,||5/10/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 12: Spoiler Alert!||Watch out! Spoilers ahead! Chim-Cham pussed out; RedBox is the new DMV; Ryan Gosling is not as bad as Ben thought (despite “The Notebook”); The modern Steve Guttenberg: revealed!; Hunter is a softy for Muppets; Buzz Lightyear shot first; Film hoarde||5/3/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
|29||ExplicitVideoEpisode 11: Who Let the Dogs Out?||There’s a party goin’ on right here. A rager to last throughout the years. So bring your Krakken and your Tito’s too. We gonna rock your party with you… Greek Easter and Armenian, Christmas, Bastardcuts, Meet Angry Craig and his cliqtoo,||4/26/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 10: Chim-Cham Ran Off||You may: Ye Olde Organ Trail; Don't ask Ben about the Avengers vs. X-Men, I chose to buy the Jubilee toy, m**********r!, As the great Martin Lawrence once said..., Love that chicken from..."Pie-Pies"?, Bigot people, dear reader, Squinkies, M.U.S.C.L.||4/19/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 9: Spinelli, Santos, Bring Out the Gimp||Chairry! Chairry! That's okay, she be back. Another YTL episode, she'll love me in the mornin'. Ain't that right Jambi? Ben defends "The Big Bang Theory"; A horse grows in Brooklyn; Ben's naked dad; Whoops! I beat Arkham City!||4/12/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 8: The Hungee Games||Eat your heart out! Here’s the menu: Who’s hungee?; My Arby’s tasted like grundle; The arcade extravaganza; My haunted birthday; Find those f*****’ eggs; How Ben f****d up meeting Knight Rider; The food-out-of-nowhere machine||4/5/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 7: The Unofficial’s Now Official||This week's experiment is a tasty treat...whatta ya think, sirs? Birthday insult; Tom Turkey and April Fools O'Neil vs. the hotheaded 6-year-old; Taco Bell, we're breaking up; Miguel Sera and the official taco; The legend of the McDLT; Good food,||3/29/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 6: Dream Friends||Life's a dream, and then you cruise: What's in an ice cream name?; Darth's big day; The amazing Ferret-Dog; The terrifying Dog-Girl; Attack of the hipster zombies; Wolverine and Cyclops have a bitch fight; Choose your X-man!||3/23/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 5: Mucha Shaka Paka’s Cool, Dad!||Watch out! We got three badasses over here! Big talk about: Brad Garret Vs. Spermit the frog; The great pizza buffet debate; Jurassic pizza park; Uninvited guest; Who invented the cotton gin?; The Barton Springs naked old man club; More run-ins with th.||3/15/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 4: Hundreds of Richard Simmons Babies||This week the guys choke slam some knowledge on: Aikdo, do you kido?; Autographs are a serious undertaking; Gods of wrestling; Closer to the Gutt; More puss than a cathouse; New nicknames?; Seriously? You've never seen "The Godfather?||3/8/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 3: The Rainbow Parachute||Everyone's a winner when: - Every 9 year old has a magic dildo in the cupboard BOTH keys? at the same time?!? America's next Guttenberg Hold the drank! Tales from the salon Horror films: the good, the bad, and the Korean More name dropping||3/1/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 2: The Worst Clique Ever||Prepare to be schooled in how: - The Druidians run everything Always a Bridesmaid, never a Heidecker Willrow Hood, always up to no good Freaking at the sock hop F**k Tara and Jamal! It's like "Rooftops" meets "West Side Story" in here||2/23/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 1: Helen Keller Meets Old Yeller||In this episode, the boys learn: - Rest Homes and Chinese buffets, together at last Thoughts on Chat Roulette Bean-spilling: The E! True Hollywood Story Not all cartoon ideas are good ideas LeVar Burton is more economical than Oprah||2/16/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
You guys are awesome!! I think your podcast is crazy entertaining. I look forward to each episode. Keep it up!!
Funny as hell!
You get to be the "fly on the wall" for some seriously funny conversations. I love that there's no BS like long intros or listener mail. It just dives right into the conversation. This has become my most anticipated podcast each week.
Excellent stuff--easily becoming my favorite podcast. I'm going to need a respirator, though, to catch my breath in between bouts of laughter. This podcast could be a health hazard.