Your Favorite Band Sucks
By Mark Mosley & Tyler Mahan Coe
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Your Favorite Band Sucks is what happens when Mark Mosley and Tyler Mahan Coe sit down and start joking around with each other about an overrated band until one of them gets legitimately angry about it. At that point, the rest of the episode becomes a therapy session for the collective consciousness of modern pop culture. By the way, all bands are overrated. Your favorite band could be next.
||ExplicitWeezer Sucks||If Weezer were a newly discovered animal species, the Latin name would be dorkus malorkus. The only guy in the band who matters thinks songwriting can be done with formulas and spreadsheets. What more do you need to know? How about some nerdy sexism?||2/21/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Grateful Dead Sucks||It's possible The Grateful Dead smelled even worse than they sounded, which is really saying something. Even their fans agree, this band sucks. The only way anyone tolerated the sound was by being annihilated on drugs. Well, then there's Ann Coulter.||2/14/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitKISS Sucks||All these songs sound like a 13 year old boy talking about what he thinks sex would be like and half the merch is marketed at 10 year olds. Who let this happen? Also, is KISS even a band? Because none of them can write, sing or play an instrument.||2/7/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitInterpol Sucks||Calling Interpol a Joy Division ripoff is so much more than they deserve. Rocking gun holsters onstage seems a lot less cool these days, huh? Yeah, so does this entire band. Don't even try to read their lyrics...||1/31/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTool Sucks||Tool is the official soundtrack of thinking you're smarter than everyone else. Caveat lector, edgelords. This episode is coming straight for the chinks in your armor. Listen, realizing you're an idiot is never easy but try not to overreact, okay?||1/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRadiohead Sucks||Alright, hands off of each other. The circle jerk is over. Radiohead's sound went from an unoriginal whine to a mess of incompetent IDM. Then, they got to work making it harder for young artists to get a leg up in the business. Radiohead sucks.||1/17/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Police Suck||The Police hate being called white reggae, which is weird because this is what happens when a self-admitted "fake punk band" tries to rip off reggae. Nobody cares about Summers. Copeland is overrated. Sting is audio blackface.||1/10/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitGreen Day Sucks||Don't feel bad for listening to Mark & Tyler dump on Green Day. They deserve it, maybe more than any other band on the podcast so far. They've stolen more songs than Led Zeppelin, their big political statements are all BS and, well, they suck.||1/3/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitLCD Soundsystem Sucks||This is what would happen if Derek Zoolander started a band. Next time New York City comes up with some trash like this, do everyone a favor and keep it to yourselves.||12/27/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRed Hot Chili Peppers Suck||Red Hot Chili Peppers are the herpes of music! They destroyed American rock radio, maybe forever. (Like herpes.) Oh, by the way, does anyone happen to know what Anthony Kiedis' favorite state is? Yeah, shut up about California, dude. We get it.||12/20/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitU2 Sucks||U2 may be the single most overrated band on the planet. Saying that U2 sucks is like saying that passing a cluster of kidney stones sucks. Words don't do it justice. Still, Mark and Tyler have bad things to say about U2. Very bad things.||12/13/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitChristmas Music Sucks||Christmas music is nothing less than a form of psychological torture. It's mental warfare on a national scale and there's got to be something we can do to stop it. Mark and Tyler have an idea but they need your help. Please, think of the children.||12/6/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Rolling Stones Suck||Someone needs to stop The Rolling Stones before they hurt themselves. These guys are disturbingly old and they were never a good band. Tyler's had a long time to think about it. Mark saw The Spin Doctors because of the Stones. He's still mad.||12/6/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Beatles Suck||Yeah, yeah. You think we think we're edgy for saying The Beatles suck. No, they really do suck. They made bad music and you should feel bad for liking it. Unless you already agree with us, in which case, welcome to your new favorite podcast.||12/6/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
No sacred cows
Mark and Tyler exercise a non-PC freedom of speech to call out the Emperor's New Clothes as being indefensible and unworthy of its reputation. They center their attack on its most laughable claim, that of being innovative and ground breaking. Fun to hear in its audacity and an intriguing appeal to see sacred cows from another perspective, this refreshingly fearless podcast is both edgey and enjoyable, but for thin-skinned sissies.
Keep it coming
Thanks you twitter for showing me this podcast. It’s very entertaining and I can’t wait for more. Keep me coming boys. I’d love to have researched discussions like these
Fun for the whole family!
I listen to this with my son and he loves it! Keep up the good work!