Two and a Half Men, Season 12HDClosed Captioning
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Walden Schmidt and Alan Harper have spent another year searching for the ideal life. Alan thought he’d found his soulmate in Lyndsey’s future sister-in-law, but it wasn’t meant to be. An attempt to restart his chiropractic business led Alan to disappointment as well. On the plus side, he met his niece, Jenny, who turned out to be just like her father – a partier and a womanizer. Walden also had his share of ups and downs. Just when an old flame returned and he decided she was “The One,” someone else turned up and he was sure she was “The One.” In the end, neither one was “The One.” Berta remained at their sides all along, keeping them grounded. Meanwhile, Evelyn reached contentment, having gained a granddaughter, Jenny, and a 90-year-old billionaire husband. In this final season, Alan and Walden will continue their search for true love, contentment and the meaning of life. And they may actually find a couple of those things!
|1||HDClosed CaptioningVideoThe Ol' Mexican Spinach||On the twelfth season premiere, Walden decides to re-prioritize his life with Alan's help, following a Halloween health scare. Aisha Tyler guest stars as Walden's lawyer.||21:09||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|2||HDClosed CaptioningVideoA Chic Bar in Ibiza||When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nuptial agreement, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married. Michael Bolton returns as himself.||21:26||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|3||HDClosed CaptioningVideoGlamping in a Yurt||Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker (guest star Maggie Lawson) that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Scrambling to make the beach house presentable, their plans are put in jeopardy when Lyndsey (recurring guest star Courtney Thorne-Smith) returns after 60 days in rehab.||21:20||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|4||HDClosed CaptioningVideoThirty-eight, Sixty-two, Thirty-eight||Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who's considering them to adopt her baby. Maggie Lawson guest stars as a social worker helping Walden and Alan adopt a child.||21:26||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|5||HDClosed CaptioningVideoOontz. Oontz. Oontz.||Walden decides to foster a six-year-old boy, but begins to doubt himself when they don't bond like he expected. Edan Alexander joins the cast as Louis, the foster child.||21:26||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|6||HDClosed CaptioningVideoAlan Shot a Little Girl||When Alan realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, he starts breaking Walden's rules in order to stay that way. Series star Jon Cryer directs.||20:58||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|7||HDClosed CaptioningVideoSex With an Animated Ed Asner||Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids' gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan's invited along for a wild girls's; night out with a group of moms.||21:27||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|8||HDClosed CaptioningVideoFamily, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey||Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real. Melanie Lynskey returns as Walden's stalker, Rose.||21:21||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|9||HDClosed CaptioningVideoBouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey||Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women with his foster son, Louis, in the house. Also, Herb (recurring guest star Ryan Stiles) asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.||21:26||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|10||HDClosed CaptioningVideoHere I Come, Pants!||Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker, Ms. McMartin, discovers that he and Walden are not really a gay couple.||21:23||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|11||HDClosed CaptioningVideoFor Whom the Booty Calls!||Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.||21:25||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|12||HDClosed CaptioningVideoA Beer-Battered Rip-Off||When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it might affect Louis's adoption.||21:27||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|13||HDClosed CaptioningVideoBoompa Loved His Hookers||Walden fears that if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.||21:23||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|14||HDClosed CaptioningVideoDon't Give a Monkey a Gun||After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.||20:49||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|15||HDClosed CaptioningVideoOf Course He's Dead Part 1 and 2||Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the special one-hour series finale. Surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the successful comedy's twelfth and final season.||38:59||$2.99||View in iTunes|
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I stopped watching the show after Sheen got fired with the exception of the first episode of season 9, and until recently the final episode. The final episode was great but some of the jokes were personal and vindictive and more about Charlie the man and not Charlie the character, Lorre stooped to Sheen's level, unnecessary. Loved the Silence of the Lambs references!
Thank goodness it's over...
Time to go out with a whimper...
Another one bites the dust
This show started out good ended bad. Here is where everything goes south. Rose is making tuna on toast with vodka for someone down in a pit. And after rose said after it eats it changes i thought did Charlie really get hit by a train? How bout no. Alan decided on claiming 2.5 million dollars in honor of his brothers death. Also Alan gets a text that says and I quote I'm coming home and you're going to pay. Then a package is addressed to Charlie which has Cuban Cigars, Scotch, and a Chasing Knife. So then Alan tells Walden that Charlie is still alive. After that every person gets a check for 100,000 dollars except Alan & walden. Then rose comes to the house and explains that she kept Charlie down a pit this entire time. Then Charlie gives walden a text that says I will kill you with my assassins from Mars then write my initials on your forehead. And then they convince the story to the cops. On there way back Charlie writes on the banners Kill Walden & Kill Alan. Then they call every girl that the y ever dated and told every girl goodbye. The cops Called them and told them they found Charlie but sadly it wasn't him once they herd about it they were free as birds. And Walden, Alan, and Berta were on the deck smoking the cigars a piano is being delivered by helicopter and Alan noticed that Charlie had a baby grand just like that. And here comes the sad part those last seconds Charlie rang the doorbell and the piano crashed him like a balloon full of meat. This is the worst finale I've ever seen.
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- Genre: Comedy
- Released: Oct 30, 2014
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