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Dan thinks the whole world is against him. Maybe it is, and maybe it isn't -- not even his laid-back friend Chris is totally sure. Maybe Dan's just imagining it all. But, like Chris, you can't help going along for the ride when Dan dreams up his wild plots to get even with whoever or whatever he thinks is out to get him.
|1||HDClosed CaptioningVideoThe Wolf-Man||When Dan awakens to find that his car has apparently been scratched by a creature with claws, fur, and tennis shoes, he sets out to take his revenge on the only possible culprit – the Wolf-Man! Enlisting the help of his long suffering friend Chris, Dan sets out to prove once and for all that not only does the mythical Wolf-Man exist, but that the creature is no match for Dan!||22:28||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|2||HDClosed CaptioningVideoNew Mexico||An adobe brick through his car window. Cactus needles on the ground in the street. An armadillo tripping him on his way out of his apartment. It could only mean one thing: Dan has been attacked by New Mexico! After researching ways to injure the 47th state, Dan heads out on a road trip with his buddy Chris and Chris’ wife Elise (who harbors her own grudge against New Mexico) and they set out to hit the Land of Enchantment where it hurts.||22:03||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|3||HDClosed CaptioningVideoThe Ninja||When a ninja attacks Dan and steals his cookies, a furious Dan turns to his friends Chris and Elise to assist him in revenge. But little does he know that he and Elise share a common enemy. Whose revenge is this, anyway?||22:01||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|4||HDClosed CaptioningVideoThe Dentist||When Dan breaks his tooth on a toy bear given to him years ago at his last dental check up, and Chris is unable to fix it with the rudimentary means on hand, Dan knows that this was on purpose and his only recourse is a long overdue trip to that most notorious of floss pushers: The Dentist.||22:20||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|5||HDClosed CaptioningVideoThe Animal Shelter||Barking dogs at the animal shelter across the street are keeping Dan awake at night and the indifferent clerk won’t do anything to stop it. Dan is forced to take his revenge to ensure future peace and quiet.||22:21||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|6||HDClosed CaptioningVideoCanada||When a series of Canadian-related tomfoolery causes Dan to be covered head to toe in syrup, he wages a personal war on our neighbors to the north. Armed with questionable information about Canada’s history and people, Dan travels deep inside Canada’s mildly sordid underbelly. But when Chris reveals a secret of his family lineage that may or may not give him a direct link to the focus of Dan’s revenge, the adventure escalates more than ever before. This time – revenge is personal!||22:22||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|7||HDClosed CaptioningVideoTraffic||A large soda, a long movie, and an out-of-order men’s room at the local dollar theater bring about a bladder emergency for Dan on his way home. Sadly, Los Angeles gridlock proves to be the last straw in an already-bad situation, and Dan soon finds himself bent on revenge against traffic itself. Armed with righteous anger, Dan focuses on transportation, the commuters, and pompous local traffic correspondent Helicopter Hal in his battle for personal justice. Street congestion will never be an issue again, if Dan has anything to say about it!||22:10||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|8||HDClosed CaptioningVideoYe Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre||Insulted by hack actors and bad food at the local dinner theater, Dan dons a disguise in an effort to infiltrate his nemesis from within.||22:09||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|9||HDClosed CaptioningVideoBaseball||After a broadcast of the local baseball game pre-empts Dan’s favorite TV show and a crowd of unruly baseball fans break his car’s side mirror in a violent scuffle for a home run ball, Dan sets out to destroy America’s favorite pastime!||22:19||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|10||HDClosed CaptioningVideoThe Salvation Armed Forces||When a parking mishap results in Dan’s car accidentally being donated to charity organization The Salvation Armed Forces, Dan attempts to clear up the mistake with reasoning and communication. Sadly, Dan is not very good at reasoning and communication, and he walks away car-less, bent on revenge. Revenge against the SAF is going to take military might and Dan just may have to start a full-scale war.||22:22||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|11||HDClosed CaptioningVideoThe Beach||Beset upon by careless beach bums, Dan decides destroying the beach is the only way to rid himself of them.||22:25||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|12||HDClosed CaptioningVideoGeorge Washington||Convinced that our nation’s first president is directly responsible for a tree collapsing onto his car, Dan enlists Chris and Elise on his most insane revenge plan yet. Ignoring the logic that a dead man could not possibly be the tree-cutting culprit, Dan is determined to prove that the father of our country has it in for him. What ensues might very well change Dan and United States history as we know it!||22:26||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|13||HDClosed CaptioningVideoTechnology||When his brand new computer dies and is rendered defunct, Dan heads to Silicon Valley to plot his revenge against the head of the leading computer company.||22:10||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|14||HDClosed CaptioningVideoThe Barber||When a Barber purposefully gives Dan a bad haircut right before Dan’s big date, Dan decides that the only suitable retaliation is to give the Barber an equally horrific haircut. But upon his return to the Barbershop, Dan finds that his nemesis has left town on a family vacation, forcing Dan to call upon Chris and Elise for help with his revenge. But once he arrives, Dan discovers something shocking that only confirms his pointed course.||22:21||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|15||HDClosed CaptioningVideoArt||Dan heads out of the house one morning to find that his car has become the canvas for a local artist's newest masterpiece. Furious, he sets out to destroy the entire artistic community from the ground up, and in the process, gain his sweet revenge on the artist himself!||22:23||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|16||HDClosed CaptioningVideoElise's Parents||When Dan’s annual trip to the Renaissance Faire with Chris is cancelled due to a visit from Elise’s parents, Dan sets a plan in motion to get rid of the interfering folks by involving the police and the local mafia. Soon everyone is up to their ears in undercover agents, thugs, and mafia hit men!||22:26||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|17||HDClosed CaptioningVideoThe Fancy Restaurant||Chez Purree, a fancy new French restaurant, moves into town and everyone is excited to try it out except for Dan, whose favorite sandwich shop was a casualty of the new establishment’s arrival. So, with Elise and Chris in tow to celebrate their anniversary, Dan concocts a scheme to ruin the restaurant’s reputation.||22:13||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|18||HDClosed CaptioningVideoDan||Dan returns home from a court appearance to find that an imposter has stolen his identity, moved into his apartment, and started living his life! But the worst part is – this “Imposter Dan” is living Dan’s life as a well adjusted, friendly, and helpful guy! Though at first the real Dan finds it hard to convince Chris and Elise that his very identity has been usurped, they soon see the truth for themselves and set out to help Dan regain his life by any means necessary.||22:25||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|19||HDClosed CaptioningVideoThe Family Camping Trip||When Chris can’t join him for a movie marathon due to a family camping trip, Dan sets off to the woods for revenge.||22:23||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|20||HDClosed CaptioningVideoBurgerphile||Dan chains himself to the door at his favorite burger joint in protest of poor customer service.||22:24||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|21||HDClosed CaptioningVideoThe Magician||When Elise’s watch is taken in the midst of a magic show, Dan attempts to expose a local magician as a fraud and a thief.||22:21||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|22||HDClosed CaptioningVideoThe Lemonade Stand Gang||Dan and Chris set out to stop a group of underage hooligans who have begun extorting money from local citizens through a neighborhood lemonade stand.||22:22||$2.99||View in iTunes|
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I LOOOOOVE IT
I love this show because the jokes are soo funny and mature but not gross its a different humor if you a sardonic person youll love it
Dan Vs. is a brilliant cartoon, beautifully animated and using new animation technology to its advantage with amazing effects and smooth, and with an almost-real, yet adorable style that I find pleasing to look at.
The episode plots are well-written, with certain intresting twists in them to keep you from being able to tell exactly just what events will happen once Dan unleashes his wrath. It's always fun to see what actually comes about, and by the end of each episode, the resolve is always strangley satisfying.
It's a joy to see what events take place next, and the humor is fresh and real, some even sublte in that you must see the event, action, or read a little tid-bit (New Mexico episode sign: Go Home Dan; Ninja episode clothing store sign: We all want to be someone else), as well as hear the dialogue, instead of most cartoons making their characters yell out too obvious and cheesy lines, as if the audience had bad hearing or something. In Dan Vs., the amazing humor is a relief.
The characters' personalities are well defined and have interesting quirks to them that make it all more fun to watch. As the title implies, Dan the main character, is a short-tempered little man who gets easily frustrated when things don't go his way. Unfortunantly for him, they usually don't, and his whole day(s) revolve around pllotting a way to avenge those who wronged him. The best part is you never know what Dan would get revenge against next. New Mexico to The Dentist, to The beach! it's fun to see how he can push the limits. He even went up against an entire country (Canada) which I found entertaining, and quite creative on the writer's parts.
Every main character needs a side-kick of course, and Chris is perfect for the part. His personality being completely opposite of Dan makes the team work. Chris would rather sit, chill, and eat a snack (His love for snacks makes an interesting peronality trait), than plot revenge. Unfortuantly for poor Chris, his want for peace causes him to give in to helping Dan with his schemes. Chris isn't just a side-kick, though, in that he has a unique personality all his own. In the Barber episode, he even stood up to Dan, and in several others he tries to protest and even talk to Dan about how he feels about the way he's treated. This makes him more of a 3 demensional character, and adds more depth to the show. But luckily he always reverts back to the push-over, and that makes it fun to watch, knowing that the original concept wouldn't change too drastically. The fans can still enjoy the wacky adventures angry Dan and his doormat friend Chris, get themselves into.
The addition of Elise, Chris's wife, adds a whole other aspect, and story to the show. Elise seems to have her own revenges at times, and is secrectly a spy/ninja (Her ninja background is half revealed in The Ninja episode) of some sort, although the audience doesn't know for who or what all at once, as it's dropped in bits throughout different episodes. That makes a fun show even more fun and entertaining, and Elise's knowledge for spying even helps with the hard/practically impossible schemes. She's a great character in the show, and she's a tough, cool character at that (Plus the only smart one out of Dan and Chris. Her reasonable logic brings some needed structure to the show, and some of the revelations of her genius causes the audience to only know more about her, making the series very creative, and leaving fans wanting more.)
All in all, Dan Vs. is an amazing show, and even despite some minor mistakes (In the technology episode, Chris's car explodes, yet they later driver away from the crazy ax murdering cannibal, In the dentist episode, Chris' hand floats onto his wrist before they tiptoe to the bulding, Dans phone dissapears in the Canada episode when Chris goes to pull him off the door, even though it was stuck to his back, and other small animation flaws.) the show is still incredibly entertaining and an immense pleasure to watch. It's definately the best I've seen since the old cartoons I used to adore, and I hope they stay to it and keep up the fun, wonderful stories. I would recommend this to ANYONE, any age! I look forward to Dan Vs. every week! It's like a prize for lasting an entire awul week, haha!
Much watch if you love comedy