Lovable fantasy fanatic Morpheus is a 25-year-old virgin. He’s also a dreamer, and often turns to a hallucination of his hero Sean Bean (in full medieval garb) for spiritual guidance. With Bean at his side, Morpheus takes on the ‘epic quest’ of wasting away his twenties in a sleepy British village. Joining Morpheus on his apathetic adventures are his neurotic sister Sarah, not-so-secret crush Alison, and best friend Kent. They’ve all been mates since school, and aren’t moving anywhere fast.