G-Spot, Season 1HDClosed Captioning
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Created, written by and starring Brigitte Bako, G-SPOT is a smart, tart, funny and quick-paced contemporary comedy that cuts to the chase about sex and the single Canadian girl in the American entertainment capital.
|1||HDClosed CaptioningVideoGigi||Returning from a year of back and forthing to Canada, a year when she lost her mother, her relationship, and her career, Gigi tries to re-enter her L.A. life--or tries not to fall apart on re-entry. She's not sure she still can cut it as a professional Girl--not sure she still wants to--she should really get a job and reinvent her life. Think about that later. Right now she's got a movie premiere to go to. So what if it's for somebody else? And she's barred from the after-party? She's not the one who's crazy in this town--they are! Truly none of this gets her down until she has a spotting--she sees her ex kissing his new girlfriend. But when all of her pals come together that night for a dinner on the anniversary of her Mom's death (on Valentine's Day, no less!) Gigi is reminded that she's not out of the game yet.||26:26||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|2||HDClosed CaptioningVideoThe Virgin Bed||Gigi's back and first things first. She needs a new bed! A bed that you-know-who has never slept in. That’s what's holding her back from meeting someone new. Stella and Francesca have no problem with meeting someone new--they're both running off to the Farmer's Daughter Motel, Francesca with a porn star and Stella with one of Gigi's bed movers! Gigi thinks she may have met someone to break the curse of Payne, and break in her new bed, an ex-pimp named Stacey. But when he reveals himself to be a screamer, that's another bed that needs replacing! Funny thing happened on the way to the bed store this time, though, she meets someone wanting to replace his bed—that’s right, Mr. Payne Jones! His new girlfriend wants a bed that he hasn’t had sex in with anybody else. Oh really? Does she realize that she’s going to have to change it every hour!||27:43||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|3||HDClosed CaptioningVideoThe Bronzed Vagina||Gigi needs work. She can't keep going without a job! Meanwhile, another ex-lover is hitting the jackpot. It feels like every damn one of her ex’s has gone on to fame and fortune—she oughta have her vagina bronzed. Lance DeMarco’s face is now all over every billboard in Hollywood. That coupled with the annual depression of Oscar week, well, it sends Gigi into a very dark place, that place where she can't help but do the unthinkable: compare herself to Julia Roberts. "Doesn't anyone find it disturbing that Julia Roberts and I are the same age, and we started out at the same time, we even had the same manager and yet she's the biggest star in the world and I'm three months away from homelessness?" Meanwhile, Franny's running around with Bill Clinton’s cousin, Archie, causing a scene at a Payne Jones event, while Roxy has on her hands a gigolo--kindly purchased by Sasha with her swears jar money--so what if he happens to be gay! It'll all work out. What's the worst that could happen? Well, in Gigi's world it would be something like Payne Jones showing up at the Oscars with ... oh f*** off …Julia Roberts!||26:56||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|4||HDClosed CaptioningVideoHBO||Driven in desperation to a shrink's office (nothing works--sex doesn't do it, drugs don't do it, men don't do it), Gigi is saved from anti-depressants by a call from her agent--she got a job! And not just any, but the coolest cable network, HBO! Little does she know she's just the Canadian content on a show shooting somewhere in the Rockies--a Polynesian sea adventure, actually. But getting out of town still seems like a good idea--she's got to break the spell of Payne, have herself an affair, or at least an orgasm, whatever comes first! The movie, let's just say, will not make it onto her reel, but there are a number of affair possibilities. It's true Josh the Cute P.A. drops out of contention after Gigi's constipation issue (tell you later), but Bo the Olympic Bobsledder arrives in her life like the fulfillment of a prophecy. ("The spell is broken," says Gigi. "I swear I'm falling in love!") Franny, who's visiting Canada in an ill-fated attempt to stay clean, suggests Gigi slow it down a tad: "Before you decide that a man you just met in a Teflon suit is the one, make sure you see him in real clothes! He might just turn up in some acid wash jeans!" Truer words never spoken. Brian the Bobsledder not only turns up in such clothes, but he's revealed to be a naked Jew-hater. Yup, Gigi's parents survived the Holocaust ... all so she could sleep with a roaring anti-Semite!||27:40||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|5||HDClosed CaptioningVideoJ Hook-Up||Well, that's it. Gigi's only doing Jews from now on. She doesn't care who they are--no one goes down on her unless they go to temple! With Roxy's help, she takes matters into her own hands and enrols in a Jewish internet dating site. Roxy, it seems, has found a guy named Will on the internet. Stella, not to be outdone, has become smitten with stripping--and takes an erotic dance class from UCLA Continuing Ed. There seems to be more error than trial in Gigi's internet career, but after a couple of duds she finds a wonderful Joe: "six-three, green eyes, master's degree, loves dogs, speaks four languages, builds houses for a living, travels all over the world, heads three charities, and wants to have babies in Italy!" Joe's actually Italian-Catholic, he just loves Jewish women. Will Gigi be Jewish enough? Will Stella graduate from Stripper U? And will Roxy manage to hang on to her Will?||26:13||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|6||HDClosed CaptioningVideoGeorge||There are a few perks to living in Hollywood--the scent of orange blossoms, perpetual summer, and the chance that one night you may have dinner with George Clooney! Gigi knew her destiny would find her if she just hung in there. And he is so going to call. Meanwhile, to bring in a little extra pocket money (read mortgage payment), Gigi decides to rent out her guesthouse. Should she go with one of the dozens of gorgeous twenty year-old actresses with three-picture deals? Or perhaps that crusty old screenwriter who won an Oscar back in the seventies, the one who says Gigi is perfect for this new script she's working on--just don't disturb her when she's working! Enter crusty screenwriter--and in fact never exit crusty screenwriter. She never goes out! And that smell coming from the guesthouse? What the hell is that? It smells like somebody ... died there! Of course just when Gigi is showing the police into the guesthouse, wouldn’t you know that's when Mr. Clooney's is gonna call...||26:46||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|7||HDClosed CaptioningVideoStalker||Ever get the feeling you're being watched? Or photographed? Or just maybe followed? When Gigi discovers she has a stalker, Rick says to look on the bright side: “Don’t look so freaked. This means you’re famous!” Gigi thinks she should just get rid of the guy—but when she sees him again in her backyard, well, you know what? He's not so bad. Nice shoulders. Kind of cute. And not only has he seen every movie she’s done, he says he’s going to love her ‘til the day he dies. They agree to meet again and before long she's sipping martinis in his apartment. That’s when she sees something truly shocking—on her shrine there’s some photo of a porn star named Delila Bangs. As her stalker explains, Gigi isn’t the only woman he’s stalking…||28:00||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|8||HDClosed CaptioningVideoSexual Dysfunctions Anonymous||Okay. So maybe Gigi has a problem. Her roster of rebounds is becoming somewhat legendary: Bo the racist bobsledder, Stacey the screaming ex-pimp, her stalker… It's been quite a ride. And while she may not be a full-on sex addict like her friends are suggesting, she did go out with a sex addict for four years. That's what makes her enrol in a Sexual Dysfunctions Anonymous --where she is re-united with the man she's been avoiding all season. You guessed it, Payne Jones. But a reformed Payne Jones. Cuz in this program sobriety means total celibacy: no sex, no porn, no masturbating, no flirting. But it’s good for Gigi to be clear in her head at the moment, cuz she wants to make a great impression on Mike De Peers, a movie producer. He’s got a project that is her ticket out of B-movie hell. So if she sees Payne out-of-class, there can’t be any contact. Actually you know what? Better not to see him at all. Which makes Rick’s birthday bash a little delicate. Because Payne Jones is there. Because Mike de Peers is there. Gigi turns to her gal pals for help but they’re having technical difficulties of their own: Franny’s boyfriend has just left her for her assistant, Stella’s just been dumped by the one guy she really liked, and Roxy’s daughter isn’t talking to her because Roxy hid Sasha’s transgendered dad from her… Looks like Gigi’s alone with Payne. Or Mike. Or Payne. Or…||28:03||$2.99||View in iTunes|