South Park, Season 1HDClosed Captioning
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All thirteen classic episodes from the legendary first season are available here on iTunes. Meet the boys and their outrageous friends and neighbors in the strange mountain town of South Park, and relive their wildest adventures with the supernatural, the extraordinary and the insane.
|1||HDClosed CaptioningVideoCartman Gets an Anal Probe||While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact a reality.||22:08||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|2||HDClosed CaptioningVideoWeight Gain 4000||Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is Cartman, who doesn't even remember what he wrote about.||22:07||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|3||HDClosed CaptioningVideoVolcano||The boys get together with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and Jimbo's war-buddy Ned for a hunting trip in the nearby mountains. After Cartman's mom makes sure her "little" boy is safe and sound (much to Cartman's dismay) the group heads off for adventure. As they drive away from the town, Jimbo explains the "finer" points of hunting.||22:07||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|4||HDClosed CaptioningVideoBig Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride||Stan's got a new dog-named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester like a little bitch. The other boys taunt Stan about his gay dog and Sparky runs away to find someone who will love him for who he is.||22:07||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|5||HDClosed CaptioningVideoAn Elephant Makes Love to a Pig||Stan notices a new addition in their bus stop crew, an elephant standing alongside Kyle. At school, class lessons for the day involve genetic engineering (conveniently enough). Kyle questions the possibility of a genetically engineered elephant made smaller by design. The boys have to beat the rough kids in their genetics experiment, and will try anything to do it.||22:07||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|6||HDClosed CaptioningVideoDeath||"Happy Birthday" to Stan's Grandpa Marsh who just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in five words; "I wish I were dead." and proceeds trying to end his life enlisting Stan to do it for him. However, Stan is aware of a very important thing if he kills his grandfather, he'd be in trouble, and if he's in trouble he can't watch Terrance and Phillip.||22:07||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|7||HDClosed CaptioningVideoPinkeye||The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue. The boys start to brag about their Halloween costumes. At the morgue, a freak accident involving a bottle of Worcestershire occurs, and next thing you know Kenny is a member of the undead. Kenny breaks free and wanders off into the night.||22:07||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|8||HDClosed CaptioningVideoStarvin' Marvin||The four boys are at Cartman's house watching the "Terrance & Philip Thanksgiving Special" on television. During a break from the show, a Sally Struthers commercial convinces the boys that the prospect of a free "Taiko" sport watch with a five-dollar donation is irresistible. Typical greedy American youth. So Stan dials in, using his mother's credit card number and makes their donation.||22:07||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|9||HDClosed CaptioningVideoMr. Hankey the Christmas Poo||South Park Elementary is on stage rehearsing for the schools play. Kyle begins to sing a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Of course, no one has any idea what the heck he's singing about. Kyle explains that Mr. Hankey comes every year to all the good boys and girls who have a lot of fiber in their diet. Everyone thinks he's insane and sends him to a mental institute.||22:06||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|10||HDClosed CaptioningVideoDamien||Eric is handing out invitations to his birthday party at school. Mr. Garrison informs them all that there is a new student joining the class. Announcing to all that he is Damien, the son of Satan. Even as Damien demonstrates his demonic powers the children are more loathsome than impressed.||22:07||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|11||HDClosed CaptioningVideoTom's Rhinoplasty||Wendy and Stan discuss their plans for romance. Principal Victoria comes into the classroom and announces that Mr. Garrison is going to be out and that a substitute will be taking his place. The lovely Miss Ellen speaks to Stan and he pukes all over his desk. Wendy is upset because Stan only pukes when he is in love and has Mrs. Ellen arrested for being a spy. Guest Star - Tom's Rhinoplasty as Ms. Ellen.||22:07||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|12||HDClosed CaptioningVideoMecha Striesand||The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle's discovery and an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to the rescue to defeat Bab's and her terrible destruction. Guest Star - Mecha Striesand as Himself.||22:07||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|13||HDClosed CaptioningVideoCartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut||Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom "had relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance," he finds that there's more to his mother then he thought.||22:07||$2.99||View in iTunes|
Season 1.... i didn't think iTunes had it in them!
South Park? LMFAO!!! Don't start complaining about cost. the DVD set costs $10 more than iTunes is offering here. But Trey Parker and Matt Stone certainly couldn't have imagined what South Park would turn into when they got through season 1. I own all 6 seasons that are on DVD, and you are missing a major part of your library if you don't have South Park. But i'll put it into reality for Season 1... there are only 3 episodes you HAVE to get... "Cartman gets an Anal Probe", "Pinkeye" and "Tom's Rhinoplasty". the rest were funny, but stupid. DO NOT get the episode "Mecha Striesand"..... that is unless you want to gain unlimited stupidity. lol. This South Park fan says it's a must-buy! But get the DVD sets over the mpeg-4 files. they'll last longer. :)
Great But way too much
I agree with the other guy. This show and this season is great (the best of them all) but it is way too much, I don't understand what good it would be to spend 24 bucks for this-so just buy the episodes you like
only if new episodes
i would consider paying 2 buks for a new episode that i missed last week or one that wont be coming out on dvd any time soon... but not for the older seasons that i alrerady own on dvd... get with the latest episodes and i will buy.
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- Genre: Comedy
- Released: Aug 13, 1997
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- CCin English