Johnny Test, Season 3Closed Captioning
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Imagine having a lollipop that gives you the strength of a hundred men, or a rocket-powered backpack that can send you to the Moon, or genetically altering your dog to make him talk. Johnny Test can do all of thatÉand more! Johnny Test chronicles the adventures of a fearless 11-year-old boy, his genetically engineered super dog Dukey and his 13-year-old super genius scientist twin sisters, Susan and Mary, who use Johnny as their guinea pig for their out-of-this-world scientific experiments. When it comes to adventures, Johnny and his souped-up super mutt are a team obsessed with pushing the limits, speed limits, time limits, physical limits, you name it. Johnny is the ultimate test pilot where no mission is too insane, no challenge is too great, no villain is too menacing and no sister-created concoction is too wild. As long as his dog Dukey can come along, Johnny gives it a go!
|1||Closed CaptioningVideoJohnny vs. Bling-Bling 3 / Stinkin' Johnny||Susan agrees to do all of Johnny's maths homework for a month if he will agree to keep Bling-Bling away from her while she and Mary work on developing an Anti-Susan Love Lozenge that they test on Lolo the monkey. Unfortunately the lozenge is missing one important and rare ingredient - the Beet-Beet root of a pima cactus, so they outfit Johnny and Dukey with Ugly Sonic-Rocket Sneakers to go to the Arizona desert to retrieve the root. In the meantime, Bling-Bling's minions determine that Johnny is the reason he can't get a date with Susan so he sets out to eliminate Johnny. Now with BBB on their tail, Johnny and Dukey have to race to the desert to retrieve the special ingredient, get it back to Susan and Mary all while trying to avoid being wasted. They succeed, the lozenge works on Lolo and BBB. But now he's in love with Mary. / Johnny and Dukey want $5000 to buy a new HDTV to watch Mega-Battle-Wrestling 9. Dad won't give it to them, so Johnny decides to enter a wrestling contest to beat the Cave Man where the winner gets $10,000. In the meantime, Susan and Mary are working on a new perfume to attract Gil with. The problem is it stinks so bad that anyone who smells it is knocked out for ten minutes. Ah-ha! Armed with a new cool costume and the smelly perfume, Johnny is now Stinkin' Johnny. Things are looking good against The Cave Man until Johnny's stink runs out. Now he has to avoid the wrestler until someone can figure out how to get him out of this mess. Dukey, aka The Mad Mutt, tries but no luck. Then the girls, also know as the Terrible Twins, attempt to defeat The Cave Man and save Johnny. Even the Cagin' Maaad Daaad gives it a try. But that doesn't work either. Just when it looks like all is lost, it's the Over-Protective-Mom to the rescue. Mom and Dad keep the $10,000 prize money but they do buy a new HDTV.||22:03||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|2||Closed CaptioningVideoJohnny X and the Attack of the Snowmen / Johnny vs. Dukey||It's snowing in the middle of summer. Cool! Johnny and Dukey don't waste anytime putting on their snow gear to head outside. And when Johnny creates a snowman it comes to life and beats up him and Dukey. What's going on?! Soon all the snowmen in the neighborhood come to life and form a snowman army. Hahaha! Uh-oh, the Brain Freezer is back! His frosty army is unstoppable and he takes over Porkbelly and soon the world! But with the help of Johnny X, SuperPooch, Mr. Black and Mr. White, the frozen battle is on in what gives new meaning to the word snowball fight! / Who would win in the ultimate battle of "Uncle?" That's easy says Dukey. "I'd destroy you." What?! The battle is on. The first one to say "Uncle" loses. But when the "dirty underwear" fight breaks into the lab, the girls freak. Susan professes that fighting never solves anything and besides, it's no contest - "Dukey would totally win, since I created him." "What?" Mary protests, how could Susan vote against their own brother? Easy, it's the facts, just like it's a fact that Susan could whip Mary in a dirty underwear fight, or any battle. Whap! Susan gets hit with dirty underwear by Mary. Now it's really on. Susan and Dukey take on Johnny and Mary. It's an all out blitz for household supremacy. But once they trash the house in draw after draw, they realize how arguing is stupid and you can just respect someone's difference of opinion without battling to the death. Then Mom and Dad come home to the destroyed living room and ground them all! What's all the fighting about?! House supremacy, of course. What? That's stupid, Dad explains "and Say Uncle is just a silly game." He tells mom to say it. "No, you say it." Uh oh, here we go again.||22:03||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|3||Closed CaptioningVideoHere Johnny, Here Boy / Johnny Applesauce||As usual Johnny pulls the ol' "I saved you from the pound" on Dukey. He gets the last piece of pie and gets Dukey to jump in the pool to test the temperature. Then Dukey takes him on a tour of Dog-World, but Johnny's not thrilled - what's so great about sniffing another dog's butt?! Dukey points out that Johnny could never really understand the pleasure of butt-sniffing unless he were a real dog. To the lab! Using the girls' latest invention, the HumAnimal Converter, poof - Johnny's a dog, and the girls turn themselves into cute doggies to get close to Gil. Just as Johnny discovers all the great things about being a dog, he's kidnapped by Jody, the evil kid from hell. Dukey helps him escape but then Johnny-Dog, Dukey, Susan and Mary (who are now lions) get nabbed by Animal Control! Ahhhhh! Are they going to be taken to the pound for the big sleep?! In the end, Dukey saves Johnny and the girls from the pound, gets them back to the lab and zaps them back. Awesome! To celebrate they share a pie! But when there's one piece left Dukey grabs it. HEY! Johnny wants it. But hey again, he now appreciates Dukey and gives him the last piece of pie. Finally! / When Johnny learns about the legend of Johnny Appleseed, he wants to make his mark on the world by becoming a folk hero. Where better to start than school lunches? Johnny loves applesause because it's the only thing that can wash down the rest of the horrible food once the milk is gone. All the kids in school agree but Lunch Lady doesn't. Just to show them who's boss, she replaces applesauce with brussel sprouts. Ahhhh! With the help of the girls' plasma-blaster Johnny becomes the school folk hero with his very own song - Johnny Applesauce. He blasts heaping helpings of applesauce on lunch trays throughout the cafeteria and kids cheer! Johnny is a hero! But to Lunch Lady, Johnny Applesauce is public school enemy number one! She straps on every automatic cooking utensil she has and turns herself into a fighting machine - The Lunch Lady! It's a battle that gives new meaning to the words "food fight"! After a battle for the ages, or the apples, the Principal arrives. Johnny learns that you can fight the power in school with petitions and protest, Lunch Lady learns that kids tastes have changed and she can add more stuff to the menu. Hooray!||22:03||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|4||Closed CaptioningVideoJohnny'mon / Bathtime for Johnny||Johnny loves his Mini'mons! - the cartoon, the video games and his stuffed plushies. Johnny and Dukey love to battle with their Game-Droids but they wish they could battle the Mini'mons for real, like in the video game! So with the reverse mode of the girls' static animator, Johnny and Dukey enter the world of Mini'mons and battle! However, they quickly learn that they suck. They try to get out, but the girls tell them they have to win one battle before the trading port is activated and they can return home. Ya gotta snatch 'em all and the boys can't snatch any of them, except Cuddlebuns- the worst Mini'mon there is. They go to battle with Cuddlebuns and just when it looks like all is lost, Cuddlebuns turns into the Mini'mon legend "Screechereen." Quickly they beat Blast Ketchup and Kadoomerang and then are able to return to Porkbelly. It's a celebration and spoof about what kids love about the pocket-monster world and in no way mocks the franchise that kids hold so dear and parents find so confusing. / Johnny won't take a bath, and he's really starting to smell. Even Dukey thinks he smells. It's an all out family war against Johnny to get him clean! It's four against one really dirty kid, how can they lose? They try the car wash with the windows down - it doesn't work. They try setting traps - it doesn't work. The girls send in the Bath-Bot - it doesn't work. What will get Johnny to finally bathe? Maybe if they made taking a bath fun? The girls, with Mom and Dad's approval, build a super sudsy fun-time bathroom that's like a mini-indoor water park. Johnny dives in - he loves it! He's finally clean! It's a good thing Johnny had the plans handy! Now it's clear: Johnny didn't bathe for weeks so they would get desperate and build him the ultimate bathroom - proving once again that Johnny's not as dumb as they think!||22:03||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|5||Closed CaptioningVideoJohnny Test Monster Starter / Johnny Holiday||Mr. Black and Mr. White need help from the girls to build a telekinetic helmet, so they can win the grand prize in the "Design the Coolest Weapon Win a Trip to Fiji" contest. They promise them a date with Gil if they help. The girls build the helmet but it's too small to fit on Black or White's heads, so they bribe Johnny to test it. The helmet works great. Johnny even creates a monster from a tree. Black and White tell Johnny to take the helmet off but it's stuck! Uh oh! Now Johnny has monsters on the brain and the helmet is making monsters out of everything. They try to calm Johnny, but it's no use- he's a monster starter. So Black and White take Johnny to a windowless concrete bunker miles below the surface and play jazz music to calm him, but it's too late and now monsters are destroying Porkbelly. Johnny creates a super monster out of real weapons and the gang, now in the head of the super monster, save Porkbelly and win the trip to Figi for Black and White. Oh, and the helmet comes off Johnny when he wills it to with his mind! / "There's a gap in free candy giving!" After Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter, there's nothing until Halloween, so Johnny, with his sisters' help, creates Kids Get Free Candy Day! In the meantime, when the Bee-Keeper's "Sweet Sensor" detects a sugar rush at the Test house he plots to stop Johnny's latest attempt to bring more "not good for you" candy to the world! Back at the lab, the kids have to figure out how to distribute the candy to the kids. Johnny becomes the Candy Ninja but he gets sued by the Easter Bunny. In the end, Johnny can't reach all the kids in one night, the girls can't produce enough candy for 1.7 billion kids, and after a knock-down-drag-out-battle with the Bee Keeper a totally exhausted Johnny gives up. The Bee Keeper, also tired, mentions he has a lot of free candy. When Johnny is stung by another bee it hits him- if you can't bee-et him - join him! The next day kids wake up to free Honey Bunch bars from the Bee Keeper's swarms! Everyone's happy and although the honey bars are not as tasty as chocolate - any free candy is good candy.||22:03||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|6||Closed CaptioningVideoComing to a Johnny Near You / When Johnny Comes Marching Home||Johnny and Dukey see a preview for a new Speed McCool comedy called "Preschool Parole Officer". The movie sounds so great, that they can't see it fast enough. They see it and it's awful. They figure out that the voiceover guy can make anything sound better than it actually is - even eating veggies or doing homework can be more exciting - so he convinces Susan and Mary to build him the V.O. 9000, a device that gives Johnny his own cool voiceover guy to narrate his life and actually make the things he says happen. He uses it everywhere to make life extraordinary. That is until the machine starts making life a little too extraordinary when it gets stuck on auto. It's not just narrating what he does - it's adding crazy stuff too, like "Little did Johnny know he was about to be kidnapped by ninjas"! Panicked, Johnny turns the knob to comedy. Nothing. When ninjas start showing up and things start falling from the sky, Johnny and the girls have gotta find a way to shut it off, before it announces that "When Johnny Test woke up it felt like any ordinary day, but little did he know it was his last." / What? You're supposed to be 18 and willing to serve in the military to play the new online game - ArcticRecon Battle for Frozen Earth. Johnny lies about his age, plays it anyway and is really good. In the meantime, an army of rogue penguins takes over a U.S. military outpost because of global warming and the army isn't having any luck in defeating them. Now the penguins are set on taking over the world. The army shows up at Johnny's house and drafts him. What?! He's only 11! But they draft him anyway. Well, he may only be 11 but he's a pretty darn good soldier. With the help of the girls' bling-bling blasters, they defeat the penguins and save the world.||22:05||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|7||Closed CaptioningVideoJohnnyitis / Johnny Moustache||There's a big history test tomorrow and Johnny hasn't studied. He needs to stay home from school, so he's got to get sick fast. He tries faking but Mom is not buying it - to the lab! Johnny drinks an unstable isotope and he gets red spots and a blue tongue. Awesome! No school for a week! Actually, not so awesome. Mom calls the doctor who then calls the Center for Disease Control to research this new "Johnnyitis." In the meantime, the girls figure out that the isotope's effects are getting worse - Johnny will develop a cough, bloat and then explode. Now they have to figure out an antidote before Johnny goes boom, but Johnny is in quarantine. Uh-oh! / The Beast is the new scary blockbuster freaking everyone out and Johnny can't wait to see it, but it's rated NWKU13CSTM, and he's too young. He needs a mustache so that the cashier will think he's older - so it's off to the lab. His sisters use the Zoomer Groomer to stimulate follicle growth and wow!- Johnny's got the coolest 'stache ever. He gets into the movie, the cops want him to join the force and Speed McCool wants him for his next movie! Witnessing the cool new Johnny, Bling Bling Boy thinks if he uses the Zoomer Groomer, Susan will love him. So, in return for tickets to another sold-out showing of The Beast, Johnny gives BBB a new 'stache. He makes him a little too hairy though and BBB gets a few side effects- itchiness and extreme hairiness. Now everyone in town thinks BBB's the beast and the military is after him! The gang sets out to save him after he escapes to Canada and the mounties think that he's the beast. They get back to the states and all go to see The Beast again!||22:03||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|8||Closed CaptioningVideoJohnny Fu / Johnny Escape from Bling-Bling Island||Bumper is kicking the butts of all the kids at school. He's been learning karate and is practicing it on everyone! Johnny's gotta stop him. His sisters can help, all he needs is for them to load him up with kung-fu knowledge and an atomic karate-belt thingy. But as he walks up to the house KAPOW! The girls have blown up the lab! Now how will he defeat Bumper? Wait! Dukey already has the kung-fu knowledge and prowess, so he will teach Johnny all he knows on one condition - Johnny does only as Sensei Dukey, his master, tells him. Fine. Then Dukey tells him to get him a steak. Ugh! Soon Johnny is in training and it seems like Dukey is just making Johnny do errands for him. Johnny thinks it must be some strange way of training. But, no, it was Dukey just making him do stuff. Then the training begins and it's Crouching Doggie, Hidden Johnny. Finally, after Bumper picks on one kid too many, Johnny Fu arrives to take him on. Was Dukey's training enough to take on Bumper and his new black belt? No way, but the girls get the lab back together in time to toss Johnny a pneumatic-atomic karate belt! Time to kick some Bumper butt! Susan and Mary have a date with Gil and they're planning on wearing their imported shoes! But where are they? BBB stole them and they're on Bling-Bling island. Johnny's gotta go get them. What? No way. They bribe him and give him access to all the technology they have. Johnny and Dukey must sneak onto Bling-Bling island, save the shoes and get out without BB spotting them. But, it doesn't work out that way: BB spots them and traps them on the island, which includes BB's mansion, his cyborg army and worse still - some of his experiments gone wrong, that roam free, like the Tyrannosaurus-Cat that likes to eat dogs and flame headed boys!||22:03||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|9||Closed CaptioningVideoJohnny's Monkey Business / Johnny Bench||Johnny's got to make some money fast for the new Game Droid QS! So how will he get it? That's easy. When he sees the girls' monkey Lolo perform some amazing tricks he decides to "borrow" the monkey and rent it out for parties, to have it work a lemonade stand, a car wash and finally Johnny's own small circus. It works and Johnny's making a killing. The problem is when they sneak Lolo back into the lab, she's really tired and not performing her "trained" tasks (driving a car, cooking gourmet meals, reviewing TV sitcoms, etc) and the girls accuse Johnny of foul-monkey-play. While the kids argue about who needs Lolo more, Lolo gets fed up and decides to run away to the Porkbelly Wild Animal Park. The kids search for her and realize that they've taken Lolo for granted. They tell her she can stay at the Wild Animal Park and it looks like that's what's going to happen. That is until Lolo sees the other monkeys picking bugs out of their fur and eating slop. Suddenly the Test house doesn't seem so bad! / Thanks to Teacherman, Johnny's grades aren't good. He needs an "A" or it's summer school. Woodshop! That's an easy "A". Especially since Mr. Dullblade is the laziest, but best grading teacher in school! But when Dullblade cuts off his hand, they need an emergency substitute... Mr. Teacherman!?! He expects Johnny to work hard on the next assignment, a Wooden Bench! Johnny knows he's got to get an "A" so he buys a nice bench and even puts his name on another kid's nice bench, but Teacherman busts him everytime. Johnny can't beat Teacherman because the dude has it out for him! TO THE LAB! Johnny gets Susan and Mary to make the world's most amazing bench. A totally custom, low riding, cold drink dispensing, foot-resting, TV, turbo bench on wheels! It's the most amazing bench ever! Teacherman fails it and then, of course, the bench malfunctions, beats up Teacherman and goes on a rampage through the school. After the rampage ends, Teacherman explains - if Johnny just focused and did the work himself, he might actually make a nice bench. He does and with Teacherman's help Johnny gets an "A" and some self-confidence.||22:04||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|10||Closed CaptioningVideoJohnny Long Legs / Johnny Test in Outer Space||Trying to improve on human evolution, the girls revisit their "extra arms" theory and, of course, test it on Johnny. Puzhump! Johnny gets two extra arms and they work great! When kids make fun of him at school, he's able to beat them up because he's got extra arms! Then he starts to grow even more arms, a little fuzz and can even shoot webs - Dad freaks! He said "no human DNA experiments"! Dinner is in two hours and he wants a two-armed, non-hairy Johnny at the dinner table or they are all in big trouble. Then the big trouble really hits. When the girls try to reverse the experiment, Johnny is turned into a real spider! Oopsies. Johnny of course thinks this is cool! Especially the walking up walls and shooting webs part. That is until he's thrown into the yard and is vulnerable to the elements of the wild, like lawnmowers, birds and Bumper, who likes to capture spiders and feed them to his snake. In the end, Johnny is saved from the snake by Dukey Bat and returned to his normal self just in time for dinner. Well, his almost-normal self. Johnny barks and Dukey talks at the dinner table. Uh-oh! / Johnny and Dukey are wondering if there's life in space... to the Space Probe - the girls' final exam project. Susan and Mary tell the boys to bring back pictures and some plants. They finally reach Vegandon, a beautiful paradise. The Vegans and their leader Dark Vegan are welcoming and treat the boys to a fiesta. They get the pictures and plants and Dark Vegan even sends his daughter, Jillian, as an ambassador. Jillian tells them that her father is on his way with an armada to take over Earth's vegetation and water. Uh-oh. The gang tells Black and White, who tell the General, who tells the President. The President refuses to listen and is appalled that the General is listening to teenage girls and a flaming headed kid's advice on National Security! He immediately fires the General and Black and White. Now the armada is coming and the General is banned from Area 51.1! But not for long. Their job is to protect the world and that's what they're gonna do. They "borrow" some alien ships and with the kids, take on the Vegans.||22:03||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|11||Closed CaptioningVideoJohnny Cart Racing / Johnny Smells Good||Johnny and Dukey ready themselves on the driveway on bikes. It's a race! First one to the Porkbelly Boat Launch is super champion of the world! On your marks, get set... Hey! The girls want to know what the boys are up to. It's a race! Hmmm, sounds like fun. Cut to the girls ready to race in super turbo go-karts. On your marks, get set - Hey! No fair. Johnny and Dukey only have bikes! Fine, the girls will give them one of the turbo go-karts. Awesome! This is gonna be the greatest race ever! Then, every time they're about to start, somebody else wants in: first Black and White, then the General. Wait, there's more! Mr. Mittens and Brain Freezer arrive to seek revenge on Johnny and see everybody about to race. Mittens always felt he had the "need for speed." Bling-Bling is in too, and if he wins Susan has to go out with him! Okay, now they are ready to start. Go! The race is full of turbo boosts, 4x4's, gulch jumps and a whole bunch o' cheatin. And the Porkbelly police chief is trying to shut them down. Who will win? Who will survive? It's a dash for the finish line that gives new meaning to "wacky races". / The girls have tried everything to get Gil's attention. Be it Gil-napping or cloning - nothing works! Johnny tells them the way to a Gil's heart is through his nose - he has a thing for smells. Hey, it's worth a shot. The girls test a perfect perfume on Johnny and Dukey that makes you irresistible by making you smell like a person's favorite thing. The girls start the testing with a very small spritz. Johnny and Dukey go off for the day it and it works pretty good: girls really like Johnny. In fact, everyone likes him at school - even Bumper! Lunch Lady gives him a special hamburger with cheese and Mr. Teacherman gives Johnny A's for no reason! Awesome. So, of course, Johnny has to push it and douses himself and Dukey with the stuff! That's when the good goes bad. Now they are being pursued by packs of girls, dogs, dog catchers and even a meteor. Uh-oh! They've got to wash this stuff off of them, and quick, before Porkbelly is destroyed by the meteor. The General, Black and White and the girls are on it: they lead the boys to Manure World. Well, at least the perfume smell is gone and the meteor turns around!||22:03||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|12||Closed CaptioningVideoReturn of Johnny'mon / Johnny Dukey Doo||Tiny'mon Crystal and Jade versions are coming out for Johnny's Game Droid and Johnny's the first to get one. He and Dukey go home to play, but Dad says no more video games until they play outside. Then - poof! - Dad disappears inside the game. DAD! Dad is lost in Tiny'mon land! Now the gang have to go inside the game and find Dad and that's when Blast Ketchup finds Johnny. He's been waiting for him since their last battle and this time he's ready for him. He's caught the most powerful Tiny'mon ever and he can't wait to use them on Johnny: Mymuttdog (Dukey) and Imhisdad (Dad.) / Cool! The town is tearing down the Porbelly Inn to build an outlet mall and Johnny and Dukey have a front row seat. Woo hoo - cranes and wrecking balls! Mr. Black and Mr. White are there. They think it shouldn't be torn down because it's an architechtural masterpiece and Mom and Dad are sad because they had their first date at the Inn. Whatever, Johnny and Dukey can't wait for the destruction! But just as the wrecking ball is about to hit the building - ahhhhh! Ghosts! They scare the crew away. The town is terrified! The SSGA is called in to investigate by the mayor. Susan and Mary say they will prove that ghosts aren't real. Even Gil wants to help, but what's with the neckerchief? They all head back to the Inn to catch a ghost but once there, they find lots of ghosts. What's going on?! In the end, it turns out that the ghosts were Black, White, the Mayor, Mom, Dad and Mr. Outlet - all with different reasons for wanting to scare people away and prevent the Inn from being torn down. Eventually, the Porkbelly Inn is restored and Mom and Dad go on a date. Yuck!||22:03||$1.99||View in iTunes|
|13||Closed CaptioningVideoJohnny X: A New Beginning / Johnny X: The Final Ending||The Johnny Stopping Evil Force 5 (Mr. Mittens, Alfred, Whacko, The Brain Freezer and, new member, Zizrar - King of the Mole People) return to destroy Johnny! The girls give Johnny and Dukey their powers but there's a mishap at the Mutation Station. Now the Evil Force Five has mutant powers too and the world is theirs for the taking. Porkbelly is nearly destroyed in the biggest fight ever seen! In the end, good conquers over evil, as Johnny and Dukey, with the help of Susan, Mary and BB's lab are able to lock the Evil Force Five in a Neuron Plasma jail cell. Yes! Peace is restored and the world is safe again. Then giant water suckers plunge into Porkbelly Bay and Saw Droids start cutting down the forest. WHAT'S GOING ON? Ah-ha! Dark Vegan has returned and this time he's prepared for Johnny Test! / The Earth is under attack! Dark Vegan has brought his entire armada this time and he quickly destroys Area 51.1 and it's missile defenses. Oh, Dark Vegan is having fun. He just wishes he could get along better with his daughter, Jillian. DV has made the stripping of Earth's resources the family summer vacation. When Jillian protests she is grounded and sent to her cabin, but not before she sends a message, via droid, down to Johnny saying that if he can free her, she can stop the mining of earth and maybe turn her father away from the dark green side. But, with Area 51.1 down, there's no army to help. Johnny's now got to assemble a special "unconventional" fighting team. So, joining Johnny X for Earth's last stand, is the unlikeliest of heroes: Johnny X teams up with the Mutant Johnny Evil Force Five to save the Earth! And they do!||22:03||$1.99||View in iTunes|
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- Genre: Animation
- Released: Jan 01, 2007
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