Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, Season 3Closed Captioning
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|1||Closed CaptioningVideoA New Grade / Dodgeball||Ned accidentally becomes the new class bully, while Moze deals with a not-so-friendly new English Teacher. Cookie tries to get to know the new no-braces, non-sniffling Lisa Zemo. / Ned must battle the dark side, Loomer and his 'secret weapon' in a dodgeball game, and he must do it without Moze! The best player in school.||24:21||$1.99||View In iTunes|
|2||Closed CaptioningVideoReading / Principals||Ned tries ways to avoid his reading assignments, Moze starts a girls-only book club that Cookie desperately wants to be in it. /Principal Pal is retiring. It's up to Ned, Moze and Cookie to find a new replace, or VP Crubbs will get the job.||24:20||$1.99||View In iTunes|
|3||Closed CaptioningVideoPopularity / Stress||Ned and Cookie try everything to become more popular and Moze finds out she's one of Polk's Top Ten most popular kids./Ned is stressed because Suzie has a new boyfriend, Cookie is stressed because he's not the smartest kid in school and Moze is stressed about everything.||24:21||$1.99||View In iTunes|
|4||Closed CaptioningVideoArt Class / Lost and Found||Ned accidentally draws a picture of a naked lady, Moze takes embarrassing photos and Cookie becomes a celebrated artist. /Ned and Moze battle over a pair of expensive sneakers they spot in the Lost & Found. Cookie loses a voice recorder with embarrassing stuff on it.||24:19||$1.99||View In iTunes|
|5||Closed CaptioningVideoHalloween / Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves, and Zombies||Ned, Moze and Cookie sorta, kinda, accidentally kill Principal Pal. / It's the spookiest Ned's ever. Ned is a vampire, Moze is a ghost and Cookie is a werewolf. 'Nuff said.||24:20||$1.99||View In iTunes|
|6||Closed CaptioningVideoSocial Studies / Embarrassment||Ned picks Suzie as his Social Studies partner and Moze is jealous. Cookie is stuck teaming up with crazy Evelyn. / Ned is embarrassed after he farts in class, Moze is too embarrassed to talk to her new crush, Faymen, and Cookie is embarrassed because he keeps getting "pants'd".||24:20||$1.99||View In iTunes|
|7||Closed CaptioningVideoThe Bus / Bad Hair Day||Ned has to get to school before Suzie finds an embarrassing love note. Moze tries to sit next to her new crush, Faymen, and Cookie misses the bus. / Ned tries to sneak out of school to get a hair cut, Moze tries new hair-do's to impress her new crush, Faymen, and Cookie grows a mustache.||24:20||$1.99||View In iTunes|
|8||Closed CaptioningVideoDismissal / School Plays||Suzie moves into Ned's locker, Moze has to go to the bathroom and Cookie accidentally kisses Evelyn. / Ned tries to stop Suzie from kissing another boy, Moze tries to stop Ned from ruining the play and Cookie tries anything to get on stage.||24:20||$1.99||View In iTunes|
|9||Closed CaptioningVideoRevenge / School Records||Ned becomes "The Revenger!", Moze tries stop a new team mate from ruining the volleyball team and Cookie wants revenge on Evelyn. Ned finds out his bad "permanent record" will follow him to high school, Moze tries to break every Polk sports record and Cookie finds he's in danger of losing his perfect attendance record.||24:24||$1.99||View In iTunes|
|10||Closed CaptioningVideoVolunteering / The Library||Ned volunteers at an old age home. Moze and Loomer try to fix up the school and Cookie works at the school store with Evelyn. / Ned and Cookie try and bust Loomer and his book stealing ring. Moze can't finish a report because someone has the book she needs.||24:20||$1.99||View In iTunes|
|11||Closed CaptioningVideoHallways / Friends Moving||Ned becomes Hall Monitor, Moze tries to spend time with Faymen and Cookie creates a Hallway Traffic Report. / Ned and Moze find out Faymen is moving away.||24:20||$1.99||View In iTunes|
|12||Closed CaptioningVideoBoys / Girls||Ned's bummed Suzie moved away and stops writing the Guide and Cookie tries to cheer him up. Moze teaches nerdy girls about boys. / Ned tries to find a new girlfriend with Moze's help and Cookie goes undercover dressed as girl.||24:19||$1.99||View In iTunes|
|13||Closed CaptioningVideoCell Phones / Woodshop||Ned messes up his relationship with Suzie after he calls her and Moze can't figure out her new phone. Meanwhile, Cookie tries to win a car on a radio contest. / Ned thinks he may like Moze. Moze works on a secret project and Cookie battles an evil power saw.||24:20||$1.99||View In iTunes|
|14||Closed CaptioningVideoGetting Organized / Extra Credit||Ned tries to get his brain organized and Moze and Cookie organize the students against Vice Principal Crubbs. / Ned tries to use the same extra credit project for four different classes. Moze builds the mother of all volcano projects while Cookie gets into trouble with his new credit card.||24:20||$1.99||View In iTunes|
|15||Closed CaptioningVideoFundraising / Competition||Ned and Cookie try to raise the money for the school but keep getting more and more in debt and Moze can't sell her last candy bar. / Ned is in a major Social Studies class competition. Moze thinks she lost her competitive edge. Cookie wants to enter a dance contest with Lisa.||24:20||$1.99||View In iTunes|
|16||Closed CaptioningVideoMaking New Friends / Positives & Negative||Ned tries to be friends with Faymen. Moze wants a friend to go shopping with and Cookie befriends the Weasel. / Ned tries to cheer up the most negative kid in school. Moze finds out Faymen's kisses lack spark and Cookie tries to zap Loomer with static electricity.||24:20||$1.99||View In iTunes|
|17||Closed CaptioningVideoMoney / Parties||Ned, Moze and Cookie try to raise money to go to a rock concert. / Ned takes Missy to a party and tries to dump her when Suzie arrives. Moze tries to kiss Ned and Cookie sneaks into the party dressed as girl.||24:20||$1.99||View In iTunes|
|18||Closed CaptioningVideoSpring Fever / School Newspaper||Ned gets Spring Fever and tries to break out of school. Moze goes crazy with spring cleaning and Cookie has to spend the day with boogery Lisa Zemo. / Ned and Moze try to get a juicy news story as they investigate a school scandal and Cookie starts up a horoscope column.||24:20||$1.99||View In iTunes|
|19||Closed CaptioningVideoHealth / Jealousy||Ned gets an itch he can't scratch. Meanwhile, Moze steals the gross CPR doll so she can clean it up and Cookie thinks Moze threw Faymen out a window. / Ned and Moze pretend to date to get a jealous Missy out of Ned's hair and Cookie pretends he has a girlfriend to make Lisa jealous.||24:20||$1.99||View In iTunes|
|20||Closed CaptioningVideoTests / When You Like Someone Who Is Going Out With Someone Else||Ned becomes a geek in order to pass three big tests given on the same day. Moze tests Ned and Faymen to see who would make the better boyfriend and Cookie gives Evelyn a compatibility test. / Ned realizes he likes Moze, Moze finally decides between Ned and Faymen and Cookie gets rid of the boy competition and gets Lisa to himself.||24:20||$1.99||View In iTunes|
|21||Closed CaptioningVideoField Trips / Permission Slips / Signs / Weasels||Ned's Declassifed is busting out of school and going on a Field Trip. Ned just wants to hang with the girl of his dreams. The only problem is he doesn't know if the girl is Suzie or Moze. Moze just wants to check out the world famous "Wild Boy" painting. Hopefully she can do that before it's ripped off by a group of international art thieves. And Cookie just wants to be a real live superhero. So look out evildoers, The Steel Eagle is in the house. Will the gang live happily ever after?||47:57||$3.99||View In iTunes|
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