

Roseanne the Complete Series
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This is the story of a working-class family struggling with life's essential problems: marriage, children, money and parents-in-law.
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- EPISODE 1
Season 1, Episode 1: Life and Stuff
In the series pilot, Roseanne is summoned to a parent/teacher conference after Darlene has been barking in class.
In the series pilot, Roseanne is summoned to a parent/teacher conference after Darlene has been barking in class.
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- EPISODE 2
Season 1, Episode 2: We're in the Money
When Dan receives a $500 advance on a drywall job, everyone hopes there will be money left over for something extra for themselves. When it turns out that, after the bills are paid, there will barely be enough left to buy one thing, Dan and Roseanne each buy themselves a luxury item on the sly. Darlene is scolded for lying, but they each ask her to hide the truth about something.
When Dan receives a $500 advance on a drywall job, everyone hopes there will be money left over for something extra for themselves. When it turns out that, after the bills are paid, there will barely be enough left to buy one thing, Dan and Roseanne each buy themselves a luxury item on the sly. Darlene is scolded for lying, but they each ask her to hide the truth about something.
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- EPISODE 3
Season 1, Episode 3: D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Roseanne and Dan plan a romantic dinner date out, and run into an old friend that they were unaware had been divorced. When they learn that her divorce was because her husband refused to allow her to follow a dream, that Roseanne inspired, Dan wonders if Roseanne will grow to feel the same way. When Jackie is late for baby-sitting, Becky is allowed to cover, much to the delight of the kids.
Roseanne and Dan plan a romantic dinner date out, and run into an old friend that they were unaware had been divorced. When they learn that her divorce was because her husband refused to allow her to follow a dream, that Roseanne inspired, Dan wonders if Roseanne will grow to feel the same way. When Jackie is late for baby-sitting, Becky is allowed to cover, much to the delight of the kids.
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- EPISODE 4
Season 1, Episode 4: Language Lessons
While making his famous chili, Dan awaits a phone call about a badly-needed construction job, and has to run Jackie off the phone. Dan expresses his annoyance with Jackie always being over at their house to Roseanne, but while Dan and Roseanne are taking a relationship test in the back of a teen magazine for fun, his annoyances about Jackie come to the surface in front of her. When she comments that he wouldn't even notice so much if he had a job, Dan is pushed too far. Darlene is making a castle for extra credit because she is flunking History, but D.J. accidentally destroys it, causing a fight between the two.
While making his famous chili, Dan awaits a phone call about a badly-needed construction job, and has to run Jackie off the phone. Dan expresses his annoyance with Jackie always being over at their house to Roseanne, but while Dan and Roseanne are taking a relationship test in the back of a teen magazine for fun, his annoyances about Jackie come to the surface in front of her. When she comments that he wouldn't even notice so much if he had a job, Dan is pushed too far. Darlene is making a castle for extra credit because she is flunking History, but D.J. accidentally destroys it, causing a fight between the two.
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- EPISODE 5
Season 1, Episode 5: Radio Days
Roseanne wants Dan to enter a country music song-writing contest sponsored by the local radio station. Dan is reluctant to do so until he finds out that the grand prize is a hundred dollars. Unable to come up with a new idea, and not pleased with anything he wrote in the past, Dan chooses one of Roseanne's old poems to put to music. Sexual tension between Jackie and Booker heat up in the workplace. Becky and Darlene are at each other's throats.
Roseanne wants Dan to enter a country music song-writing contest sponsored by the local radio station. Dan is reluctant to do so until he finds out that the grand prize is a hundred dollars. Unable to come up with a new idea, and not pleased with anything he wrote in the past, Dan chooses one of Roseanne's old poems to put to music. Sexual tension between Jackie and Booker heat up in the workplace. Becky and Darlene are at each other's throats.
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- EPISODE 6
Season 1, Episode 6: Lovers' Lane
Roseanne talks Booker and the women from work into going bowling. Becky gets dolled up for the night out, because she has a first crush on a boy from her school that works at the bowling alley, but is mortified at the thought of being embarrassed by her parents. Jackie and Booker make a "friendly" wager involving a sleepover vs. toilet bowl scrubbing.
Roseanne talks Booker and the women from work into going bowling. Becky gets dolled up for the night out, because she has a first crush on a boy from her school that works at the bowling alley, but is mortified at the thought of being embarrassed by her parents. Jackie and Booker make a "friendly" wager involving a sleepover vs. toilet bowl scrubbing.
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- EPISODE 7
Season 1, Episode 7: The Memory Game
Dan hires a photographer to take a family portrait at the house for an upcoming high school reunion. Everyone is dressed up and posed when Jackie lets the cat out of the bag about a fling Dan had back in high school with Roseanne's nemesis.
Dan hires a photographer to take a family portrait at the house for an upcoming high school reunion. Everyone is dressed up and posed when Jackie lets the cat out of the bag about a fling Dan had back in high school with Roseanne's nemesis.
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- EPISODE 8
Season 1, Episode 8: Here's to Good Friends
Upset because she got dumped again, and certain she will never find a good man, Crystal turns to Roseanne and Jackie for support and advice. Booker turns down a date with Jackie because his "Mother" is in town, and turns up at the Lobo Lounge with another woman. Jackie decides not to turn the other cheek. Praying for a snow day, Darlene procrastinates doing a book report she has to turn in the next day.
Upset because she got dumped again, and certain she will never find a good man, Crystal turns to Roseanne and Jackie for support and advice. Booker turns down a date with Jackie because his "Mother" is in town, and turns up at the Lobo Lounge with another woman. Jackie decides not to turn the other cheek. Praying for a snow day, Darlene procrastinates doing a book report she has to turn in the next day.
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- EPISODE 9
Season 1, Episode 9: Dan's Birthday Bash
The kids plan a birthday breakfast for their Dad. Roseanne plans a birthday bash for Dan at the Lobo Lounge. What starts out as a great party, soon turn sour, when a drunken bar patron picks a fight with Dan over use of the pool table. A furious Roseanne prevents Dan from brawling with the bruiser, leaving Dan humiliated and angry. Becky is nervous about meeting and having diner with her boyfriend's parents.
The kids plan a birthday breakfast for their Dad. Roseanne plans a birthday bash for Dan at the Lobo Lounge. What starts out as a great party, soon turn sour, when a drunken bar patron picks a fight with Dan over use of the pool table. A furious Roseanne prevents Dan from brawling with the bruiser, leaving Dan humiliated and angry. Becky is nervous about meeting and having diner with her boyfriend's parents.
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- EPISODE 10
Season 1, Episode 10: Saturday
Dan plans to spend another Saturday working on his truck in which more drinking with friends gets done than any actual work. Roseanne is fed up and bets Dan he can't get the truck fixed by the end of the afternoon. If she's right, he has to take over all oven-cleaning duties; if Roseanne's wrong, she has to take over all snow-shoveling duties. Meanwhile, Dan's drinking buddy Dwight tries his hardest to impress a disinterested Jackie.
Dan plans to spend another Saturday working on his truck in which more drinking with friends gets done than any actual work. Roseanne is fed up and bets Dan he can't get the truck fixed by the end of the afternoon. If she's right, he has to take over all oven-cleaning duties; if Roseanne's wrong, she has to take over all snow-shoveling duties. Meanwhile, Dan's drinking buddy Dwight tries his hardest to impress a disinterested Jackie.
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- EPISODE 11
Season 1, Episode 11: Canoga Time
Roseanne and Dan clash over what will be donated to a charity drive. Dan has trouble letting go of his stuff, so he plots ways to keep it. Darlene is worried about a bad grade on her report card getting her into trouble, so she plots to conceal the truth from her parents. Jackie is upset with Booker for nearly standing her up... again.
Roseanne and Dan clash over what will be donated to a charity drive. Dan has trouble letting go of his stuff, so he plots ways to keep it. Darlene is worried about a bad grade on her report card getting her into trouble, so she plots to conceal the truth from her parents. Jackie is upset with Booker for nearly standing her up... again.
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- EPISODE 12
Season 1, Episode 12: The Monday Thru Friday Show
Darlene is discovering that her job delivering newspapers is not the easy way to make money she thought it would be. Roseanne and Dan each try to plan a second honeymoon, and disagree on which one they should take, leaving Jackie to step in and save the day. Becky is stuck with a moral dilemma at school.
Darlene is discovering that her job delivering newspapers is not the easy way to make money she thought it would be. Roseanne and Dan each try to plan a second honeymoon, and disagree on which one they should take, leaving Jackie to step in and save the day. Becky is stuck with a moral dilemma at school.
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- EPISODE 13
Season 1, Episode 13: Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
Dan and Roseanne contend with a miserable Crystal who can't get over her husband's death years earlier.
Dan and Roseanne contend with a miserable Crystal who can't get over her husband's death years earlier.
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- EPISODE 14
Season 1, Episode 14: Father's Day
Dan's father arrives for a visit, and old resentments and hostility are brought into the light. The first of Ned Beatty's appearances as Ed Conner.
Dan's father arrives for a visit, and old resentments and hostility are brought into the light. The first of Ned Beatty's appearances as Ed Conner.
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- EPISODE 15
Season 1, Episode 15: Nightmare On Oak Street
After Dan and the kids stay up late watching a horror movie, Roseanne must contend with a terrified Darlene keeping her up all night but soon learns there's more going on with her growing daughter than simple night terrors.
After Dan and the kids stay up late watching a horror movie, Roseanne must contend with a terrified Darlene keeping her up all night but soon learns there's more going on with her growing daughter than simple night terrors.
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- EPISODE 16
Season 1, Episode 16: Mall Story
A day at the mall finds Becky giving Roseanne the silent treatment, Jackie lamenting about her life's lack of direction and Dan waiting in vain to buy a new pair of shoes.
A day at the mall finds Becky giving Roseanne the silent treatment, Jackie lamenting about her life's lack of direction and Dan waiting in vain to buy a new pair of shoes.
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- EPISODE 17
Season 1, Episode 17: Becky's Choice
Dan and Roseanne discover a difficult new side to Becky when they invite Chip and his parents over for a dinner party.
Dan and Roseanne discover a difficult new side to Becky when they invite Chip and his parents over for a dinner party.
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- EPISODE 18
Season 1, Episode 18: Slice of Life
Roseanne takes a guilt trip when Darlene faces a sudden, emergency appendectomy and the two have been at each other's throats for weeks.
Roseanne takes a guilt trip when Darlene faces a sudden, emergency appendectomy and the two have been at each other's throats for weeks.
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- EPISODE 19
Season 1, Episode 19: Workin' Overtime
While Roseanne has to work overtime at the factory, Dan struggles to keep the house and family running with mixed results.
While Roseanne has to work overtime at the factory, Dan struggles to keep the house and family running with mixed results.
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- EPISODE 20
Season 1, Episode 20: Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore
As a tornado blows through Lanford, Roseanne & co. work to keep their cool amidst potential disaster.
As a tornado blows through Lanford, Roseanne & co. work to keep their cool amidst potential disaster.
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- EPISODE 21
Season 1, Episode 21: Death and Stuff
Roseanne's hospitality bites her in the behind when a door-to-door salesman she lets in the house dies in their kitchen and the family must contend with the corpse all day until the coroner can arrive.
Roseanne's hospitality bites her in the behind when a door-to-door salesman she lets in the house dies in their kitchen and the family must contend with the corpse all day until the coroner can arrive.
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- EPISODE 22
Season 1, Episode 22: Dear Mom and Dad
The Conner household is thrown into chaos with the arrival of Roseanne's parents who do nothing but criticize their daughters behind their backs.
The Conner household is thrown into chaos with the arrival of Roseanne's parents who do nothing but criticize their daughters behind their backs.
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- EPISODE 23
Season 1, Episode 23: Let's Call It Quits
A firm, no-nonsense supervisor takes charge at Wellman's, demanding a quota of 8,000 units. Roseanne, Jackie and all the women feel it's a tough load to handle. However, the boss will come down on his demands if Roseanne can swallow her pride and be humane.
A firm, no-nonsense supervisor takes charge at Wellman's, demanding a quota of 8,000 units. Roseanne, Jackie and all the women feel it's a tough load to handle. However, the boss will come down on his demands if Roseanne can swallow her pride and be humane.
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- EPISODE 24
Season 2, Episode 1: Inherit the Wind
An embarrassing episode for Becky during a student council meeting sees Roseanne sharing her most embarrassing moments from her own life with her daughter.
An embarrassing episode for Becky during a student council meeting sees Roseanne sharing her most embarrassing moments from her own life with her daughter.
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- EPISODE 25
Season 2, Episode 2: Little Sister
Roseanne and Jackie are at odds when Jackie announces she's going to the Police Academy.
Roseanne and Jackie are at odds when Jackie announces she's going to the Police Academy.
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- EPISODE 26
Season 2, Episode 3: Guilt By Disassociation
Tired and frustrated of her job selling magazines over the phone, Roseanne is ecstatic when she gets an interview at a meat packing plant that seems like a sure thing.
Tired and frustrated of her job selling magazines over the phone, Roseanne is ecstatic when she gets an interview at a meat packing plant that seems like a sure thing.
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- EPISODE 27
Season 2, Episode 4: Somebody Stole My Gal
An emotionally needy architect at Dan's new job site adopts the Conners as a surrogate family much to their terror.
An emotionally needy architect at Dan's new job site adopts the Conners as a surrogate family much to their terror.
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- EPISODE 28
Season 2, Episode 5: House of Grown-Ups
Roseanne feels the empty nest syndrome when Jackie leaves for police training and Darlene goes to her first party.
Roseanne feels the empty nest syndrome when Jackie leaves for police training and Darlene goes to her first party.
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- EPISODE 29
Season 2, Episode 6: Five of a Kind
Roseanne is perturbed when a friend of Dan's plants a passionate kiss on her during Dan's weekly poker night with his buddies. The first appearance of Tom Arnold as Arnie.
Roseanne is perturbed when a friend of Dan's plants a passionate kiss on her during Dan's weekly poker night with his buddies. The first appearance of Tom Arnold as Arnie.
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- EPISODE 30
ISeason 2, Episode 7: Boo
The first of the annual Halloween episodes finds Roseanne doing her best to scare Dan who is waiting to hear about an important business deal going through.
The first of the annual Halloween episodes finds Roseanne doing her best to scare Dan who is waiting to hear about an important business deal going through.
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- EPISODE 31
Season 2, Episode 8: Sweet Dreams
Ten minutes alone in the bathtub is all Roseanne wants, and when she doesn't get it, her fantasies take hold for thirty wild and musical minutes.
Ten minutes alone in the bathtub is all Roseanne wants, and when she doesn't get it, her fantasies take hold for thirty wild and musical minutes.
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- EPISODE 32
Season 2, Episode 9: We Gather Together
Thanksgiving at the Conners brings the usual family strife and hilarity as Roseanne is determined to make her parents stay at a motel and Jackie continues to hide the fact she joined the police.
Thanksgiving at the Conners brings the usual family strife and hilarity as Roseanne is determined to make her parents stay at a motel and Jackie continues to hide the fact she joined the police.
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- EPISODE 33
Season 2, Episode 10: Brain-Dead Poets' Society
Roseanne is ecstatic when Darlene is asked to read her poem for her school's recital, but Darlene refuses to do it.
Roseanne is ecstatic when Darlene is asked to read her poem for her school's recital, but Darlene refuses to do it.
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Season 2, Episode 11: Lobo-Cop
Working two jobs, Roseanne finds she and Dan are drifting apart and turns to Jackie for support.
Working two jobs, Roseanne finds she and Dan are drifting apart and turns to Jackie for support.
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Season 2, Episode 12: No Talking
Roseanne gets the silent treatment after clashing with Becky when she becomes the teenage daughter from hell.
Roseanne gets the silent treatment after clashing with Becky when she becomes the teenage daughter from hell.
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Season 2, Episode 13: Chicken Hearts
Roseanne lands a job at a chicken restaurant, with a total dweeb for a supervisor. He wants her to work weekends, which she is unable to do, so she invites the boy to dinner and gets Dan to help him assemble his carburetor for school. But will the kindness pay off in the end?
Roseanne lands a job at a chicken restaurant, with a total dweeb for a supervisor. He wants her to work weekends, which she is unable to do, so she invites the boy to dinner and gets Dan to help him assemble his carburetor for school. But will the kindness pay off in the end?
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- EPISODE 37
Season 2, Episode 14: One for the Road
Becky and her friend make "tornadoes": a combination of several liquors they find in the liquor cabinet, topped off with a splash of root beer.
Becky and her friend make "tornadoes": a combination of several liquors they find in the liquor cabinet, topped off with a splash of root beer.
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- EPISODE 38
Season 2, Episode 15: An Officer and a Gentleman
Jackie plays happy homemaker with Dan and the kids when Roseanne is called away for three days for a family emergency.
Jackie plays happy homemaker with Dan and the kids when Roseanne is called away for three days for a family emergency.
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- EPISODE 39
Season 2, Episode 16: Born to Be Wild
In his first appearance, Dan and Roseanne's old friend Ziggy returns for a visit, prompting the Conners to wonder what happened to themselves and when they became "old".
In his first appearance, Dan and Roseanne's old friend Ziggy returns for a visit, prompting the Conners to wonder what happened to themselves and when they became "old".
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Season 2, Episode 17: Hair
Roseanne feels she's sunk to an all-time low when she gets a job sweeping up hair at a hair salon.
Roseanne feels she's sunk to an all-time low when she gets a job sweeping up hair at a hair salon.
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Season 2, Episode 18: I'm Hungry
Determined to squeeze back into an old pair of jeans, Roseanne commits herself (and Dan, much to his horror) to yet another dieting spree.
Determined to squeeze back into an old pair of jeans, Roseanne commits herself (and Dan, much to his horror) to yet another dieting spree.
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- EPISODE 42
Season 2, Episode 19: ROSE_S2_219
Roseanne's meddling in Jackie's life explodes in her face.
Roseanne's meddling in Jackie's life explodes in her face.
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Season 2, Episode 20: To Tell the Truth
Jackie gives Roseanne the silent treatment after she's had enough of her interfering in her love life.
Jackie gives Roseanne the silent treatment after she's had enough of her interfering in her love life.
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Season 2, Episode 21: Fender Bender
Roseanne and Dan contemplate a lawsuit after Mrs. Wellman rear-ends Roseanne in her car.
Roseanne and Dan contemplate a lawsuit after Mrs. Wellman rear-ends Roseanne in her car.
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Season 2, Episode 22: April Fool's Day
he countdown to the deadline for filing their tax returns finds Dan and Roseanne running around in circles trying to get it done in time.
he countdown to the deadline for filing their tax returns finds Dan and Roseanne running around in circles trying to get it done in time.
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- EPISODE 46
Season 2, Episode 23: Fathers and Daughters
Convinced that Dan and Becky's relationship needs some maintenance, Roseanne forces him to accompany Becky to the mall as she tries to bond with Darlene.
Convinced that Dan and Becky's relationship needs some maintenance, Roseanne forces him to accompany Becky to the mall as she tries to bond with Darlene.
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- EPISODE 47
Season 2, Episode 24: Happy Birthday
For Roseanne's birthday, Dan fixes up the basement as a space for her to write and takes the kids away for the day. Roseanne is ecstatic...and then stricken with writer's block.
For Roseanne's birthday, Dan fixes up the basement as a space for her to write and takes the kids away for the day. Roseanne is ecstatic...and then stricken with writer's block.
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- EPISODE 48
Season 3, Episode 1: The Test
The entire family clusters around Roseanne for the longest ten minutes of their lives as they await the results of a pregnancy test.
The entire family clusters around Roseanne for the longest ten minutes of their lives as they await the results of a pregnancy test.
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- EPISODE 49
Season 3, Episode 2: Friends and Relatives
Roseanne and Dan clash after Dan loans some money to Arnie. When he comes up short when it's time to pay some bills, he refuses to borrow the money from Jackie.
Roseanne and Dan clash after Dan loans some money to Arnie. When he comes up short when it's time to pay some bills, he refuses to borrow the money from Jackie.
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- EPISODE 50
Season 3, Episode 3: Like a Virgin
Roseanne and Dan ponder whether it's time to give Becky "the talk", but Darlene surprises them all when she's discovered making out with her friend.
Roseanne and Dan ponder whether it's time to give Becky "the talk", but Darlene surprises them all when she's discovered making out with her friend.
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- EPISODE 51
Season 3, Episode 4: Like, a New Job
Leaving behind her days at the hair salon, Roseanne starts her new job as a waitress at Rodbell's, much to Becky and Darlene's horror.
Leaving behind her days at the hair salon, Roseanne starts her new job as a waitress at Rodbell's, much to Becky and Darlene's horror.
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- EPISODE 52
Season 3, Episode 5: Goodbye, Mr. Right
Jackie is injured in the line of duty, prompting an ugly ultimatum from her boyfriend Gary.
Jackie is injured in the line of duty, prompting an ugly ultimatum from her boyfriend Gary.
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- EPISODE 53
Season 3, Episode 6: Becky, Beds and Boys
Roseanne and Dan contend with a newly rebellious Becky when they forbid her to see her new boyfriend. First appearance of Glenn Quinn as Mark.
Roseanne and Dan contend with a newly rebellious Becky when they forbid her to see her new boyfriend. First appearance of Glenn Quinn as Mark.
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- EPISODE 54
Season 3, Episode 7: Trick or Treat
Gender bending abounds with the annual Conner fright-fest that finds Roseanne in drag and Dan worrying about DJ dressing up as a witch.
Gender bending abounds with the annual Conner fright-fest that finds Roseanne in drag and Dan worrying about DJ dressing up as a witch.
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Season 3, Episode 8: PMS, I Love You
The family is run ragged catering to Roseanne's changing moods during her time of the month.
The family is run ragged catering to Roseanne's changing moods during her time of the month.
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- EPISODE 56
Season 3, Episode 9: Bird Is the Word
Becky is suspended from school after giving the finger in a class photo.
Becky is suspended from school after giving the finger in a class photo.
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- EPISODE 57
Season 3, Episode 10: Dream Lover
Roseanne feels threatened when Dan is having recurring dreams about another woman.
Roseanne feels threatened when Dan is having recurring dreams about another woman.
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- EPISODE 58
Season 3, Episode 11: Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
Dan and Roseanne stay out late reliving their dating days while simultaneously trying to scare Becky and Darlene into respecting their curfews.
Dan and Roseanne stay out late reliving their dating days while simultaneously trying to scare Becky and Darlene into respecting their curfews.
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- EPISODE 59
Season 3, Episode 12: Confessions
Roseanne's mother, Beverly, visits for the weekend, much to the dismay of the family. Roseanne tricks Jackie into coming over to help keep her from being alone with her mother. While confessing youthful transgressions to their Mom for fun, Jackie discovers that her parents always thought she had potential to make something out of herself; while Roseanne discovers that they always knew that she would "just" be an ordinary housewife and mother. Roseanne finds this revelation hurtful, and wonders if she treats her own daughters that differently.
Roseanne's mother, Beverly, visits for the weekend, much to the dismay of the family. Roseanne tricks Jackie into coming over to help keep her from being alone with her mother. While confessing youthful transgressions to their Mom for fun, Jackie discovers that her parents always thought she had potential to make something out of herself; while Roseanne discovers that they always knew that she would "just" be an ordinary housewife and mother. Roseanne finds this revelation hurtful, and wonders if she treats her own daughters that differently.
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- EPISODE 60
Season 3, Episode 13: The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
Roseanne plans an impromptu Christmas dinner party in January for Dan's father Ed, who couldn't be there for Christmas. She decides to invite Donald, a customer she knows at Rodbell's Coffee Shop, and Crystal, with a ruse, as a surprise fix-up for the two. Just before dinner is served, however, Roseanne is served a huge surprise of her own, forcing her to rethink her plans. When Dan is let in on the secret, he becomes irate, and stubbornly refuses to accept reality.
Roseanne plans an impromptu Christmas dinner party in January for Dan's father Ed, who couldn't be there for Christmas. She decides to invite Donald, a customer she knows at Rodbell's Coffee Shop, and Crystal, with a ruse, as a surprise fix-up for the two. Just before dinner is served, however, Roseanne is served a huge surprise of her own, forcing her to rethink her plans. When Dan is let in on the secret, he becomes irate, and stubbornly refuses to accept reality.
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- EPISODE 61
Season 3, Episode 14: The Wedding
Roseanne throws Crystal a bridal shower and discovers yet another secret. Ed desperately tried to bond with Crystal's son Lonnie. Dan vehemently opposes this wedding, and is furious with Roseanne for participating in it against his wishes. Convinced that his father will ruin Crystal's life, Dan confronts the man in hopes of getting him to call the wedding off.
Roseanne throws Crystal a bridal shower and discovers yet another secret. Ed desperately tried to bond with Crystal's son Lonnie. Dan vehemently opposes this wedding, and is furious with Roseanne for participating in it against his wishes. Convinced that his father will ruin Crystal's life, Dan confronts the man in hopes of getting him to call the wedding off.
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- EPISODE 62
Season 3, Episode 15: Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Becky's lying about seeing Mark leads to her leaving home to stay with Jackie.
Becky's lying about seeing Mark leads to her leaving home to stay with Jackie.
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Season 3, Episode 16: Home-Ec
Roseanne discovers her inner feminist when an invitation from Darlene's school to Dan for career day inspires her to speak to Darlene's class about being a homemaker.
Roseanne discovers her inner feminist when an invitation from Darlene's school to Dan for career day inspires her to speak to Darlene's class about being a homemaker.
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- EPISODE 64
Season 3, Episode 17: Valentine's Day
Darlene and Becky clash when the boy Darlene likes asks out Becky; Roseanne awaits a special Valentine's gift from Dan. First appearance of Martin Mull as Leon and Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie.
Darlene and Becky clash when the boy Darlene likes asks out Becky; Roseanne awaits a special Valentine's gift from Dan. First appearance of Martin Mull as Leon and Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie.
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- EPISODE 65
Season 3, Episode 18: Communicable Theater
Jackie's in trouble when she has to perform the lead role in a community production of "Cyrano de Bergerac" and doesn't know her lines.
Jackie's in trouble when she has to perform the lead role in a community production of "Cyrano de Bergerac" and doesn't know her lines.
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- EPISODE 66
Season 3, Episode 19: Vegas Interruptus
Roseanne and Dan are off to Vegas for the weekend, leaving the kids home alone, but Roseanne's new boss and a snowstorm may have other ideas.
Roseanne and Dan are off to Vegas for the weekend, leaving the kids home alone, but Roseanne's new boss and a snowstorm may have other ideas.
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- EPISODE 67
Season 3, Episode 20: Her Boyfriend's Back
Becky's boyfriend Mark is certainly not popular around the Conner house when Dan learns he and Becky tampered with his vintage motorcycle, Dan hits the roof, blaming Becky, while Roseanne heads to Mark's house to try and make him break up with her daughter.
Becky's boyfriend Mark is certainly not popular around the Conner house when Dan learns he and Becky tampered with his vintage motorcycle, Dan hits the roof, blaming Becky, while Roseanne heads to Mark's house to try and make him break up with her daughter.
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- EPISODE 68
Season 3, Episode 21: Troubles with the Rubbles
Roseanne clashes with her uptight new neighbor, Kathy Bowman.
Roseanne clashes with her uptight new neighbor, Kathy Bowman.
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Season 3, Episode 22: Second Time Around
A close shave with a wrecking ball lead Roseanne and Dan to wonder who should get custody of the kids if they ever both die.
A close shave with a wrecking ball lead Roseanne and Dan to wonder who should get custody of the kids if they ever both die.
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- EPISODE 70
Season 3, Episode 23: Dances with Darlene
Darlene resents Roseanne's sudden interest in her life when a boy asks her to her first school dance.
Darlene resents Roseanne's sudden interest in her life when a boy asks her to her first school dance.
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- EPISODE 71
Season 3, Episode 24: Scenes from a Barbecue
The family barbecue sees Nana Mary's first appearance on the show. Family and friends (except Dan's father and Roseanne's mother) gather at the Conner household for food, drink and singing, and Roseanne's fellow waitress Bonnie, gets a chance to show what a great singer she really is. Beverley still manages to upset Roseanne and Jackie from the other end of the phone, but Nana Mary turns the tables on her.
The family barbecue sees Nana Mary's first appearance on the show. Family and friends (except Dan's father and Roseanne's mother) gather at the Conner household for food, drink and singing, and Roseanne's fellow waitress Bonnie, gets a chance to show what a great singer she really is. Beverley still manages to upset Roseanne and Jackie from the other end of the phone, but Nana Mary turns the tables on her.
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Season 3, Episode 25: The Pied Piper of Lanford
Roseanne is wary when Ziggy breezes back into Lanford, romancing Jackie and filling Dan's head with notions of opening a bike shop.
Roseanne is wary when Ziggy breezes back into Lanford, romancing Jackie and filling Dan's head with notions of opening a bike shop.
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Season 4, Episode 1: A Bitter Pill to Swallow
Roseanne has a hard time dealing with Becky's announcement that she wants to go on the pill.
Roseanne has a hard time dealing with Becky's announcement that she wants to go on the pill.
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Season 4, Episode 2: Take My Bike, Please
The family is falling apart when Roseanne is working 15 hour days both at the diner and the bike shop helping Dan.
The family is falling apart when Roseanne is working 15 hour days both at the diner and the bike shop helping Dan.
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Season 4, Episode 3: Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker
A one night stand prompts Jackie to improve her life by becoming a trucker.
A one night stand prompts Jackie to improve her life by becoming a trucker.
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Season 4, Episode 4: Darlene Fades to Black
Roseanne and Dan are troubled by Darlene's recent withdrawn behavior and try to get through to her with little success.
Roseanne and Dan are troubled by Darlene's recent withdrawn behavior and try to get through to her with little success.
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Season 4, Episode 5: Tolerate Thy Neighbor
Roseanne clashes with her next door neighbor after their house is robbed while they are away for the weekend.
Roseanne clashes with her next door neighbor after their house is robbed while they are away for the weekend.
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Season 4, Episode 6: Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down
The annual Halloween Lanford event finds Roseanne following her neighbor Kathy Bowman, convinced she's planning a prank, and Jackie flirting with an unknown man in a moose costume.
The annual Halloween Lanford event finds Roseanne following her neighbor Kathy Bowman, convinced she's planning a prank, and Jackie flirting with an unknown man in a moose costume.
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Season 4, Episode 7: Vegas
Dan and Roseanne can't seem to get along lately, even in Vegas when Nancy and Arnie pay for their trip to celebrate their engagement. First appearance of Sandra Bernhard as Nancy.
Dan and Roseanne can't seem to get along lately, even in Vegas when Nancy and Arnie pay for their trip to celebrate their engagement. First appearance of Sandra Bernhard as Nancy.
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- EPISODE 80
Season 4, Episode 8: Vegas, Vegas
Not even a surprise appearance by Wayne Newton is able to bring everyone together as the Vegas adventure continues for Dan and Roseanne.
Not even a surprise appearance by Wayne Newton is able to bring everyone together as the Vegas adventure continues for Dan and Roseanne.
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- EPISODE 81
Season 4, Episode 9: Stressed to Kill
Stressed at work and at home, Roseanne does her best to hide the fact she's been smoking.
Stressed at work and at home, Roseanne does her best to hide the fact she's been smoking.
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- EPISODE 82
Season 4, Episode 10: Thanksgiving 1991
Thanksgiving weekend sees another visit by friends and family including Nana Mary and a husband-less Bev.
Thanksgiving weekend sees another visit by friends and family including Nana Mary and a husband-less Bev.
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- EPISODE 83
Season 4, Episode 11: Kansas City, Here We Come
Roseanne accompanies Jackie on a trucking run to Kansas City so they can meet their father's mistress, meanwhile Becky's boss gives her a hard time at the supermarket.
Roseanne accompanies Jackie on a trucking run to Kansas City so they can meet their father's mistress, meanwhile Becky's boss gives her a hard time at the supermarket.
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- EPISODE 84
Season 4, Episode 12: Santa Claus
The Christmas season finds Roseanne volunteering to be Santa at the mall where she makes a surprising discovery about Darlene's new friend Karen.
The Christmas season finds Roseanne volunteering to be Santa at the mall where she makes a surprising discovery about Darlene's new friend Karen.
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- EPISODE 85
Season 4, Episode 13: Bingo
Becky and Darlene babysit Little Ed, while Roseanne accompanies Jackie and Crystal to bingo. After a few rounds, Rosie becomes a bona fide bingoholic!
Becky and Darlene babysit Little Ed, while Roseanne accompanies Jackie and Crystal to bingo. After a few rounds, Rosie becomes a bona fide bingoholic!
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- EPISODE 86
Season 4, Episode 14: Bowling
Roseanne is annoyed by Jackie's new friendship with Nancy, meanwhile Dan and his team try to get out of last place in their bowling league.
Roseanne is annoyed by Jackie's new friendship with Nancy, meanwhile Dan and his team try to get out of last place in their bowling league.
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- EPISODE 87
Season 4, Episode 15: The Back Story
D.J.'s 10th birthday finds Roseanne with her back out and Bev visiting and constantly usurping Dan.
D.J.'s 10th birthday finds Roseanne with her back out and Bev visiting and constantly usurping Dan.
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- EPISODE 88
Season 4, Episode 16: Less Is More
After throwing her back out again, Roseanne opts for a breast reduction.
After throwing her back out again, Roseanne opts for a breast reduction.
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- EPISODE 89
Season 4, Episode 17: Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
Dan and Roseanne are ecstatic when Mark and Becky break up.
Dan and Roseanne are ecstatic when Mark and Becky break up.
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- EPISODE 90
Season 4, Episode 18: This Old House
Roseanne comes down hard on Darlene for running off to Chicago with David, but a trip to the house she grew up in with Jackie gives her a new perspective on her troubled daughter.
Roseanne comes down hard on Darlene for running off to Chicago with David, but a trip to the house she grew up in with Jackie gives her a new perspective on her troubled daughter.
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- EPISODE 91
Season 4, Episode 19: The Commercial Show
The Conner family tries to get in on a Rodbell's commercial being filmed at the diner.
The Conner family tries to get in on a Rodbell's commercial being filmed at the diner.
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- EPISODE 92
Season 4, Episode 20: Therapy
Jackie reveals to Roseanne she's been seeing a therapist and asks her to come, meanwhile Darlene dreads a confrontation with a bully she insulted.
Jackie reveals to Roseanne she's been seeing a therapist and asks her to come, meanwhile Darlene dreads a confrontation with a bully she insulted.
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- EPISODE 93
Season 4, Episode 21: Lies
Roseanne frets when she must take a lie detector test at work.
Roseanne frets when she must take a lie detector test at work.
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- EPISODE 94
Season 4, Episode 22: Deliverance
Roseanne and Bonnie decide they each want Leon's job when he announces he's leaving, meanwhile Crystal goes into labor with only Dan as her coach.
Roseanne and Bonnie decide they each want Leon's job when he announces he's leaving, meanwhile Crystal goes into labor with only Dan as her coach.
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- EPISODE 95
Season 4, Episode 23: Secrets
Dan covers for Mark when he gets drunk at the Lobo Lounge and hides it from Roseanne.
Dan covers for Mark when he gets drunk at the Lobo Lounge and hides it from Roseanne.
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- EPISODE 96
Season 4, Episode 24: Don't Make Me Over
Mother's Day finds Becky and Darlene treating Roseanne to a day at the spa with ulterior motives.
Mother's Day finds Becky and Darlene treating Roseanne to a day at the spa with ulterior motives.
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- EPISODE 97
Season 4, Episode 25: Aliens
Things are tense when Becky finds out she no longer has a college fund, meanwhile DJ attends a spelling bee final.
Things are tense when Becky finds out she no longer has a college fund, meanwhile DJ attends a spelling bee final.
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- EPISODE 98
Season 5, Episode 1: Terms of Estrangement - Part I
Becky is upset after Mark gets a job offer in Minnesota and Dan is forced to close the bike shop.
Becky is upset after Mark gets a job offer in Minnesota and Dan is forced to close the bike shop.
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- EPISODE 99
Season 5, Episode 2: Terms of Estrangement - Part II
Becky and Mark return to Lanford to get their stuff after eloping.
Becky and Mark return to Lanford to get their stuff after eloping.
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- EPISODE 100
Season 5, Episode 3: The Dark Ages
Dan and Roseanne look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night.
Dan and Roseanne look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night.
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- EPISODE 101
Season 5, Episode 4: Mommy Nearest
After Bev sells her house and gives Roseanne and Jackie each $10,000, the girls balk at the thought of their mother moving to Lanford.
After Bev sells her house and gives Roseanne and Jackie each $10,000, the girls balk at the thought of their mother moving to Lanford.
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- EPISODE 102
Season 5, Episode 5: Pretty in Black
Darlene's 16th birthday sees new neighbors moving in next door and an embarrassing game of truth or dare for Roseanne.
Darlene's 16th birthday sees new neighbors moving in next door and an embarrassing game of truth or dare for Roseanne.
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- EPISODE 103
Season 5, Episode 6: Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
Intent on opening a loose meat restaurant, Roseanne and Jackie are forced to turn to Bev for financial assistance.
Intent on opening a loose meat restaurant, Roseanne and Jackie are forced to turn to Bev for financial assistance.
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- EPISODE 104
Season 5, Episode 7: Halloween IV
Roseanne is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future when she can't get into the spirit of things like usual.
Roseanne is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future when she can't get into the spirit of things like usual.
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- EPISODE 105
Season 5, Episode 8: Ladies' Choice
Roseanne finds herself upset over Bev moving into a retirement community, meanwhile Nancy announces she is a lesbian.
Roseanne finds herself upset over Bev moving into a retirement community, meanwhile Nancy announces she is a lesbian.
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- EPISODE 106
Season 5, Episode 9: Stand On Your Man
Arnie returns to Lanford to try and win Nancy back, and Roseanne enrolls in a self-defense course after being harassed by a strange man at the Lunch Box.
Arnie returns to Lanford to try and win Nancy back, and Roseanne enrolls in a self-defense course after being harassed by a strange man at the Lunch Box.
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- EPISODE 107
Season 5, Episode 10: Good Girls, Bad Girls
Roseanne permits Darlene to accompany next door neighbor Molly to a concert in Rockford.
Roseanne permits Darlene to accompany next door neighbor Molly to a concert in Rockford.
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- EPISODE 108
Season 5, Episode 11: Of Ice and Men
D.J. joins a pee-wee hockey team and Jackie breaks up with Fisher.
D.J. joins a pee-wee hockey team and Jackie breaks up with Fisher.
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- EPISODE 109
Season 5, Episode 12: It's No Place Like Home for the Holidays
A Christmas Eve snowstorm finds Roseanne, Jackie, Bev and Nana Mary snowed in at the diner, and Darlene at David's where she gets an eye opening view of his home life.
A Christmas Eve snowstorm finds Roseanne, Jackie, Bev and Nana Mary snowed in at the diner, and Darlene at David's where she gets an eye opening view of his home life.
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- EPISODE 110
Season 5, Episode 13: Crime and Punishment - Part I
D.J. is busted at school for having obscene reading material. Dan meets with the principal, but dreads it; because he is certain that the reading material D.J. brought to school is one of his porno magazines. He soon discovers that the reading material is far more sick and twisted than just a skin magazine; begging the question of where D.J. got it, and leaving him speechless by the answer. Roseanne and Dan discover that Jackie has been keeping a dark secret, and each of them try to help her by dealing with it in their own, unique, way.
D.J. is busted at school for having obscene reading material. Dan meets with the principal, but dreads it; because he is certain that the reading material D.J. brought to school is one of his porno magazines. He soon discovers that the reading material is far more sick and twisted than just a skin magazine; begging the question of where D.J. got it, and leaving him speechless by the answer. Roseanne and Dan discover that Jackie has been keeping a dark secret, and each of them try to help her by dealing with it in their own, unique, way.
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- EPISODE 111
Season 5, Episode 14: War and Peace - Part II
Dan gets bailed out of jail by an amused Darlene, while rumors fly from wild to wilder, as to why he was arrested. Jackie learns why Dan was arrested, and finds she is both angry with, and touched by Dan's protective gesture. Overwhelmed, and feeling like things are moving too fast, Jackie leans on Roseanne to help her move out of Fisher's apartment. Roseanne lovingly declares that her family is officially "Poor White Trash".
Dan gets bailed out of jail by an amused Darlene, while rumors fly from wild to wilder, as to why he was arrested. Jackie learns why Dan was arrested, and finds she is both angry with, and touched by Dan's protective gesture. Overwhelmed, and feeling like things are moving too fast, Jackie leans on Roseanne to help her move out of Fisher's apartment. Roseanne lovingly declares that her family is officially "Poor White Trash".
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- EPISODE 112
Season 5, Episode 15: Lanford Daze
The Conners prepare for the 'Founding Fathers Day' celebration in Lanford. Roseanne sets up a food booth, where she meets the one and only, Loretta Lynn. D.J. and his Woodchuck Troup, put on the town play reenacting the signing of Lanford's incorporation. Their family's own founding father, Dan, gets a job selling hot tubs. And last, but not least, Darlene protests the Conner's involvement in the whole "meat industrial complex" with vandalism at her mother's diner that lands her in more than just hot water.
The Conners prepare for the 'Founding Fathers Day' celebration in Lanford. Roseanne sets up a food booth, where she meets the one and only, Loretta Lynn. D.J. and his Woodchuck Troup, put on the town play reenacting the signing of Lanford's incorporation. Their family's own founding father, Dan, gets a job selling hot tubs. And last, but not least, Darlene protests the Conner's involvement in the whole "meat industrial complex" with vandalism at her mother's diner that lands her in more than just hot water.
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