Hong Kong Phooey to the rescue! Just who is "America's secret weapon against crime?" As his catchy theme song sets out, he's a "number one super guy, quicker than the human eye!" Disguised as a mild-mannered police station janitor, Penrod transforms himself into the powerful pooch that the girls love to smooch by leaping into his filing cabinet and emerging as Hong Kong Phooey. Collecting most of his criminal tips from Rosemary, the miniskirted New York dispatcher, he leaps into danger – with his Phooeymobile and Kung Phoo dumb luck – to dog, collar and let loose his famous Hong Kong Phooey karate chops on unsuspecting crooks everywhere.