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You know him. You love him. Now follow him! This collection contains a dozen of Eric Cartman's most important teachings. They are designed to help you, his disciples, navigate your way through today's difficult world. Only the adoption of and strict adherence to these lessons will allow you to live your life the way Eric Cartman would want you to.

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You know him. You love him. Now follow him! This collection contains a dozen of Eric Cartman's most important teachings. They are designed to help you, his disciples, navigate your way through today's difficult world. Only the adoption of and strict adherence to these lessons will allow you to live your life the way Eric Cartman would want you to.

    • EPISODE 1

    Scott Tenorman Must Die

    To prove his transition into manhood, Cartman buys pubes from Scott Tenorman. The other boys inform Cartman that pubes don't count unless you grow your own. When Scott won't give him his money back, Cartman goes medieval on him. Radiohead guest stars.

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    • 22 Minutes

    To prove his transition into manhood, Cartman buys pubes from Scott Tenorman. The other boys inform Cartman that pubes don't count unless you grow your own. When Scott won't give him his money back, Cartman goes medieval on him. Radiohead guest stars.

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    • 22 Minutes
    • EPISODE 2

    Awesome-O

    Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O and moves in with Butters in a plan to learn all of Butters' secrets and then use them against him. The U.S. Army believes AWESOM-O is a new secret weapon, and Hollywood thinks he is their next star.

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    • 21 Minutes

    Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O and moves in with Butters in a plan to learn all of Butters' secrets and then use them against him. The U.S. Army believes AWESOM-O is a new secret weapon, and Hollywood thinks he is their next star.

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    • 21 Minutes
    • EPISODE 3

    The Death of Eric Cartman

    Cartman is sure he's dead and Butters is sure Eric Cartman's ghost is haunting him. Together they attempt to make amends to all the people Cartman has wronged over the years.

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    • 22 Minutes

    Cartman is sure he's dead and Butters is sure Eric Cartman's ghost is haunting him. Together they attempt to make amends to all the people Cartman has wronged over the years.

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    • 22 Minutes
    • EPISODE 4

    Cartoon Wars, Pt. 1

    Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon, "Family Guy." Kyle loves "Family Guy" and hates Cartman. The two boys embark upon a mad chase across the country and the fate of "Family Guy" lies with the first boy to reach Hollywood. (Part 1 of 2)

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    Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon, "Family Guy." Kyle loves "Family Guy" and hates Cartman. The two boys embark upon a mad chase across the country and the fate of "Family Guy" lies with the first boy to reach Hollywood. (Part 1 of 2)

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    • 22 Minutes
    • EPISODE 5

    Cartoon Wars, Pt. 2

    After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all. (Part 2 of 2)

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    After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all. (Part 2 of 2)

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    • 22 Minutes
    • EPISODE 6

    Le Petit Tourette

    Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up national TV coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.

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    • 22 Minutes

    Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up national TV coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.

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    • 22 Minutes
    • EPISODE 7

    Tonsil Trouble

    After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.

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    After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.

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    • 22 Minutes
    • EPISODE 8

    Eek, a Penis!

    While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

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    • 22 Minutes

    While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

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    • 22 Minutes
    • EPISODE 9

    Cartmanland

    Cartman inherits one million dollars and fulfills his dream of owning his own amusement park. When Kyle learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, he questions the existence of God and whether there's a reason to stay alive in a world where Cartman is happy.

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    • 22 Minutes

    Cartman inherits one million dollars and fulfills his dream of owning his own amusement park. When Kyle learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, he questions the existence of God and whether there's a reason to stay alive in a world where Cartman is happy.

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    • 22 Minutes
    • EPISODE 10

    Up the Down Steroid

    Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and he's determined to win at any cost. Cartman decides he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has to convince the qualifying committee he's handicapped.

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    Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and he's determined to win at any cost. Cartman decides he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has to convince the qualifying committee he's handicapped.

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    • 22 Minutes
    • EPISODE 11

    Super Fun Time

    While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.

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    While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.

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    • 22 Minutes
    • EPISODE 12

    Ginger Kids

    Cartman suffers from a mysterious on-set of the disease, Gingervitis. Sick and tired of being ridiculed because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to rise up and assume their role as the master race.

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    Cartman suffers from a mysterious on-set of the disease, Gingervitis. Sick and tired of being ridiculed because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to rise up and assume their role as the master race.

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