The Dick Van Dyke Show, Season 5

Laura blurts out a top secret on a national television quiz show--that comedian Alan Brady wears a toupee.

Rob sees a flying saucer and tracks it to its lair--the office above his own.

Rob and Laura try to find a permanent home for an ugly little mutt from the dog pound.

Rob and Laura recall their courtship days, when Rob almost lost Laura to another man. Van Williams guest-stars.

Rob and Laura enroll in an art class--and the beautiful instructress has designs on Rob.

Rob's dreams of inheriting a fortune are dashed until he realizes the intangible worth of an old photograph.

Rob is offered $500 because the freckles on his back are in the shape of the Liberty Bell.

Rob and Laura have an unusual houseguest, a bullfighter named Manuel who installs himself as a handyman.

When Richie spins a few fantastic stories for his friends, his parents wind up in the school psychologist's office.

Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of the Army camp.

Rob and Laura become rivals when each writes a story for children.

Rob goes out to cool off after a quarrel with Laura and winds up in trouble with the law.

Rob recalls the time he was out of work with a new home, no furniture, and a pregnant wife.

Rob loses his friends as well as his watch when the friends learn they're all under suspicion.

Rob has to locate a television set to watch a special show.

Rob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council. Arte Johnson guest-stars.

Rob agrees to run for office but realizes he'd prefer to vote for his brainy opponent. Wally Cox guest-stars.

Rob's parents give a family heirloom piece of jewelry to Laura, who accidentally drops it in the garbage disposal.

When Mel Cooley takes Rob's advice and stands up to Alan Brady, he is promptly fired.

Rob and Laura recall the time they filled in an application for a $10 divorce.

As a gag, Sally advertises for a husband on a national television show and is flooded with fan mail.

Symptoms and evidence indicate that Buddy is either seeing a psychiatrist or having an affair.

Laura and Millie spend a harrowing night alone when Rob and Jerry go off on a fishing trip.

Believing that comedian Alan Brady plans to cut down his writing staff, Rob applies for a job with a ventriloquist. Paul Winchell, Henry Gibson guest-star.

The Petries' anniversary party for the Helpers turns into a television documentary for Alan Brady.

Rob and his writers are in big trouble for adding insults to an Alan Brady script.

The Petrie home becomes a command post when government agents put a neighbor's home under surveillance. Godfrey Cambridge guest-stars.

Rob is cast opposite a gorgeous Italian actress in a low-budget film and turns out to be the screen's worst lover.

Rob and Laura are dismayed by Millie Helper's jealousy of their new neighbors.

The Petries and their friends are transported to the Wild West when Rob dreams he is a frontier sheriff.

Rob's autobiography conjures up scenes from the past and leads Alan Brady to buy the book for a television series.