Two and a Half Men, Season 11HDClosed Captioning
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Emmy® winner Jon Cryer stars alongside the multitalented Ashton Kutcher in the Emmy®-nominated Two and a Half Men as the hit comedy series returns for its 11th season. Another year of bachelorhood brought many new adventures for roommates Walden Schmidt (Kutcher) and Alan Harper (Cryer), living in the Malibu beach house now owned by Walden, an Internet billionaire. After his girlfriend turned down his marriage proposal, Walden was thrown back into the dating world in a serious way. He even got invited to a threesome with Alan and his girlfriend, Lindsey (guest star Courtney Thorne-Smith), and created a false identity to find a girl who wasn’t after his money. The guys may have thought things were going to slow down once Alan’s son, Jake, got transferred by the Army to Japan, but they’re about to be proven wrong when a niece of Alan’s, who shares more than a few characteristics with her father, shows up at the beach house.
|1||HDClosed CaptioningVideoNangnangnangnang||On the eleventh season premiere, Alan and Berta (series star Conchata Ferrell) are shocked when||21:22||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|2||HDClosed CaptioningVideoI Think I Banged Lucille Ball||When Walden feels cramped in his own house, Jenny moves in with Evelyn (recurring star Holland||21:32||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|3||HDClosed CaptioningVideoThis Unblessed Biscuit||Walden (series star Ashton Kutcher) and Alan think it may be time for Berta (series star Conchata||21:34||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|4||HDClosed CaptioningVideoClank, Clank, Drunken Skank||Walden starts partying with Jenny and her hot friends. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair||21:13||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|5||HDClosed CaptioningVideoAlan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003||Alan befriends Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry (guest star D.B. Sweeney) in an effort to find out what he||21:27||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|6||HDClosed CaptioningVideoJustice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants||When Alan learns Walden knows Wonder Woman's Lynda Carter (guest starring as herself), he asks him||20:51||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|7||HDClosed CaptioningVideoSome Kind of Lesbian Zombie||Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a||21:18||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|8||HDClosed CaptioningVideoMr. Walden, He Die, I Clean Room||When Larry hires a private investigator to follow Lyndsey, he tracks her to the beach house. But||21:32||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|9||HDClosed CaptioningVideoNumero Uno Accidente Lawyer||Walden’s date with an accident-prone model (Kate Miner) goes on much longer than expected.||21:42||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|10||HDClosed CaptioningVideoOn Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!||Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a one-night stand (guest star ALY MICHALKA) and Alan's||21:37||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|11||HDClosed CaptioningVideoTazed In the Lady Nuts||Walden joins his beautiful former employee, Nicole (guest star Odette Annable) on a brilliant new||21:34||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|12||HDClosed CaptioningVideoBaseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.||Alan lets Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry set him up on a date, while Walden offers to help Nicole with||21:33||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|13||HDClosed CaptioningVideoBite Me, Supreme Court||After multimillionaire Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn, Walden and Alan throw him a bachelor party||21:34||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|14||HDClosed CaptioningVideoThree Fingers of Créme de Menthe||After Alan learns that Lyndsey broke up with Larry and didn't tell him, he makes a big decision.||21:40||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|15||HDClosed CaptioningVideoCab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin||Alan gives Lyndsey the option of choosing between him and Larry. Meanwhile, Jenny fears that she and||21:32||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|16||HDClosed CaptioningVideoHow to Get Rid of Alan Harper||Walden suspects his new girlfriend is cheating on him. Meanwhile, Alan gets even more intertwined in||21:38||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|17||HDClosed CaptioningVideoWelcome Home, Jake||Lyndsey discovers that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister, Gretchen. Meanwhile, Walden struggles||21:31||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|18||HDClosed CaptioningVideoWest Side Story||Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to||21:37||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|19||HDClosed CaptioningVideoLan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang||Walden reconnects with Kate and is sure she's "The One" – that is, until he meets Vivian (guest star||22:05||$2.99||View In iTunes|
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Cancel the show PLEASE!!!!!!
Its called Two and a half men not One and a half men and a lesbian
The downward spiral of 2.5 men is shameless. The show has turned from smart innuendo to sex in your face. Enough already. Go back to witty banter and try a new story line without the constant focus on sex.
Going down the drain...
This show used to be good. Even with the new cast. But now... they turned it into trash. A message to the writers: constantly and repeatedly using the words "penis", "vagina" and "boobs" (about 15 times in this episode alone) does not make up for lack of humor. When it was still a good sitcom, the focus was not on body parts but funny situations. The main sensation of the current state of the show is that everyone is gay and they loudly voice their thoughts about their and others' private parts about every 2 minutes. That's the extent of current "humor" on this show. Is this supposed to be funny?
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- Genre: Comedy
- Released: Sep 26, 2013
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