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The multi-talented Ashton Kutcher, whose success spans film, television and social media, joins the cast of the Emmy® Award–nominated Two and a Half Men as the hit comedy series returns for its ninth season, continuing the laughs about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, surrogate families, money and, most importantly, love. Playing Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, Kutcher (That ‘70s Show) joins Jon Cryer as the tightly wound Alan Harper, Angus T. Jones as Alan’s laidback son, Jake Harper, Holland Taylor as Alan’s narcissistic mother, Evelyn Harper, Marin Hinkle as Alan’s neurotic ex-wife Judith Harper and Conchata Ferrell as the brash and blue-collar Berta on the top-rated series. Revamped and re-energized, the newly “manned” sitcom was created and executive produced by Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn.

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The multi-talented Ashton Kutcher, whose success spans film, television and social media, joins the cast of the Emmy® Award–nominated Two and a Half Men as the hit comedy series returns for its ninth season, continuing the laughs about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, surrogate families, money and, most importantly, love. Playing Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, Kutcher (That ‘70s Show) joins Jon Cryer as the tightly wound Alan Harper, Angus T. Jones as Alan’s laidback son, Jake Harper, Holland Taylor as Alan’s narcissistic mother, Evelyn Harper, Marin Hinkle as Alan’s neurotic ex-wife Judith Harper and Conchata Ferrell as the brash and blue-collar Berta on the top-rated series. Revamped and re-energized, the newly “manned” sitcom was created and executive produced by Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn.

    • EPISODE 1

    Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    All is revealed in the ninth season premiere when ASHTON KUTCHER joins the cast as Walden Schmidt, an Internet billionaire with a broken heart.

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    • 21 Minutes

    All is revealed in the ninth season premiere when ASHTON KUTCHER joins the cast as Walden Schmidt, an Internet billionaire with a broken heart.

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    • 21 Minutes
    • EPISODE 2

    People Who Love Peepholes

    Guest star JUDY GREER is introduced as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife in the second part of the ninth season premiere.

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    • 21 Minutes

    Guest star JUDY GREER is introduced as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife in the second part of the ninth season premiere.

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    • 21 Minutes
    • EPISODE 3

    Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

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    Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

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    • EPISODE 4

    Nine Magic Fingers

    Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right, while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with his on-again, off-again girlfriend Lyndsey (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).

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    Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right, while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with his on-again, off-again girlfriend Lyndsey (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).

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    • EPISODE 5

    A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

    While Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risqué movie past, Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party at the house.

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    While Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risqué movie past, Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party at the house.

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    • EPISODE 6

    The Squat and Hover

    Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her. JOE MANGANIELLO (True Blood) guest stars as Bridget's new beau, Alex and JANE LYNCH (Glee) returns as therapist, Dr. Freeman.

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    Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her. JOE MANGANIELLO (True Blood) guest stars as Bridget's new beau, Alex and JANE LYNCH (Glee) returns as therapist, Dr. Freeman.

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    • EPISODE 7

    Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

    Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor (guest star MACEY CRUTHIRD)...who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

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    • 19 Minutes

    Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor (guest star MACEY CRUTHIRD)...who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

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    • EPISODE 8

    Thanks for the Intercourse

    When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional... and is pushed over the edge.

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    When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional... and is pushed over the edge.

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    • 21 Minutes
    • EPISODE 9

    Frodo's Headshots

    Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope...including GARY BUSEY!

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    Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope...including GARY BUSEY!

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    • EPISODE 10

    A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

    Walden hits it off with a British babe (guest star SOPHIE WINKLEMAN), but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

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    Walden hits it off with a British babe (guest star SOPHIE WINKLEMAN), but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

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    • EPISODE 11

    A Lovely Landing Strip

    Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest, Zoey, when Bridget reappears in his life. MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as Rose.

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    Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest, Zoey, when Bridget reappears in his life. MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as Rose.

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    • EPISODE 12

    One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    Walden's mother, Robin (guest star MIMI ROGERS) arrives and Alan is smitten with her – even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

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    • 21 Minutes

    Walden's mother, Robin (guest star MIMI ROGERS) arrives and Alan is smitten with her – even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

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    • EPISODE 13

    Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

    When Walden's ex-wife and his mother try to take control of his company and vote him off the board, Walden enlists Alan as an ally
    in the boardroom battle.

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    When Walden's ex-wife and his mother try to take control of his company and vote him off the board, Walden enlists Alan as an ally
    in the boardroom battle.

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    • EPISODE 14

    A Possum On Chemo

    Zoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving, while Alan rekindles his relationship with Lyndsey.

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    Zoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving, while Alan rekindles his relationship with Lyndsey.

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    • EPISODE 15

    The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack

    Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta's "special" brownies. MATTHEW MARSDEN guest stars as Zoey's ex-husband, Nigel.

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    Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta's "special" brownies. MATTHEW MARSDEN guest stars as Zoey's ex-husband, Nigel.

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    • EPISODE 16

    Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

    Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine’s Day.

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    Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine’s Day.

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    • EPISODE 17

    Not in My Mouth

    Walden and Zoey's relationship has a few ups and downs after they share a near-death experienc...and Walden shares his true feelings. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

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    Walden and Zoey's relationship has a few ups and downs after they share a near-death experienc...and Walden shares his true feelings. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

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    • EPISODE 18

    The War Against Gingivitis

    Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner, Billy (guest star PATTON OSWALT), shows up looking to bury the hatchet with a money-making idea. Will their combustible relationship get in the way of their success? Meanwhile, a lonely Alan pays a visit to Berta.

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    Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner, Billy (guest star PATTON OSWALT), shows up looking to bury the hatchet with a money-making idea. Will their combustible relationship get in the way of their success? Meanwhile, a lonely Alan pays a visit to Berta.

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    • EPISODE 19

    Palmdale, Ech

    Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers (HOLLAND TAYLOR and GEORGIA ENGEL) to one another, so that they can have more time together. Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge enlist Walden to drive them to a high school house party that they never find.

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    Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers (HOLLAND TAYLOR and GEORGIA ENGEL) to one another, so that they can have more time together. Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge enlist Walden to drive them to a high school house party that they never find.

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    • EPISODE 20

    Grandma's Pie

    Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with their moms' new relationship.

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    Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with their moms' new relationship.

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    • EPISODE 21

    Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

    Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him – for a trial run. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he
    bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.

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    Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him – for a trial run. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he
    bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.

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    • EPISODE 22

    Why We Gave Up Woman

    Academy Award® winner Kathy Bates guest stars as the ghost of Charlie Harper who pays a visit to Alan's hospital bedside after Alan suffers a minor heart attack.

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    Academy Award® winner Kathy Bates guest stars as the ghost of Charlie Harper who pays a visit to Alan's hospital bedside after Alan suffers a minor heart attack.

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    • EPISODE 23

    The Straw In My Donut Hole

    On the 200th episode, Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved. JASON ALEXANDER (Seinfeld) guest stars as Alan's cardiologist.

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    On the 200th episode, Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved. JASON ALEXANDER (Seinfeld) guest stars as Alan's cardiologist.

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    • EPISODE 24

    Oh look! Al-Qaeda!

    Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future on the ninth season finale. Comedian Patton Oswalt returns as Walden's
    ex-business partner, Billy.

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    Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future on the ninth season finale. Comedian Patton Oswalt returns as Walden's
    ex-business partner, Billy.

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