Two and a Half Men, Season 5HDClosed Captioning
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The Emmy-winning laughfest continues with another sensational season. With Jake (Angus T. Jones) now entering junior high school, his dad, Alan (Jon Cryer), reliving his high school dating history, and Charlie (Charlie Sheen) finally maturing a little himself, will there be room for three men in Charlie’s Malibu beach pad? In addition to all the usual domestic comedy chaos, the fifth season features a lavish wedding between Evelyn (Holland Taylor) and her mysterious fiancé (Robert Wagner), a murder, a crossover CSI episode, and the series landmark 100th episode featuring the return of Charlie’s longtime stalker/soulmate Rose (Melanie Lynskey). With guest stars that also include ER’s Ming-Na Wen, Jenny McCarthy, and more, you won’t want to miss a single episode from this hilarious fun-filled season.
|1||HDClosed CaptioningVideoLarge Birds, Spiders and Mom||In the fifth season premiere, Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high school -- but they might end up traumatizing him instead.||20:47||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|2||HDClosed CaptioningVideoMedia Room Slash Dungeon||Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother. And Alan's date, Sharon (Janeane Garofalo - "The Larry Sanders Show," "The West Wing"), reacts oddly after having sex with Alan.||22:01||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|3||HDClosed CaptioningVideoDum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo||Tired of dating vapid young women, Charlie allows Alan to introduce him to a sophisticated, intelligent municipal court judge, Linda. Unfortunately, intimidated Charlie behaves so badly at dinner that Linda refuses to see him again.||21:42||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|4||HDClosed CaptioningVideoCity of Great Racks||In the landmark 100th episode, Charlie gets closer to consummating his relationship with Linda (recurring guest star Ming Wen), but he keeps seeing Rose's face everywhere he turns. Recurring guest star Jane Lynch appears as Dr. Freeman.||22:01||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|5||HDClosed CaptioningVideoPutting Swim Fins On a Cat||Charlie has to find creative ways to entertain the 4-year-old son of his girlfriend, Linda (recurring guest star Ming Wen). Meanwhile, Alan becomes a human "guinea pig."||22:02||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|6||HDClosed CaptioningVideoHelp Daddy Find His Toenail||Charlie's girlfriend, Linda (recurring guest star Ming Wen), is embarrassed to be seen in public with him. Meanwhile, despite Alan forbidding it, Jake sneaks out to a concert.||21:14||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|7||HDClosed CaptioningVideoOur Leather Gear Is In the Guest Room||Charlie and Alan argue over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn. Recurring guest star Robert Wagner appears as Teddy, Evelyn's boyfriend.||20:50||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|8||HDClosed CaptioningVideoIs There a Mrs. Waffles?||Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, making Alan miserable. Guest star Richard Kind ("Spin City") appears as Artie, an executive at Charlie's record label.||20:08||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|9||HDClosed CaptioningVideoTight's Good||After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney (guest star Jenny McCarthy - "Scary Movie 3", "Dirty Love"), Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.||20:52||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|10||HDClosed CaptioningVideoKinda Like Necrophilia||While trying to help Jake get over a breakup, Alan discovers that it was Charlie who stole his high school girlfriend. Alan seeks revenge on Charlie by following the same advice Charlie dispenses to Jake.||22:01||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|11||HDClosed CaptioningVideoMeander to Your Dander||Seeing Alan not fully passionate about his relationship, Charlie coaches Alan in the fine art of breaking up with a woman.||22:00||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|12||HDClosed CaptioningVideoA Little Clammy and None Too Fresh||Rose (recurring guest star Melanie Lynskey), Charlie's lovable stalker, is back from England and takes strange care of a very sick Charlie.||22:01||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|13||HDClosed CaptioningVideoThe Soil Is Moist||Alan dates one of his ex-wife's friends who reveals a secret about Judith's sex life. Recurring guest star Ryan Stles appears as Judith's second husband.||20:00||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|14||HDClosed CaptioningVideoWinky-Dink Time||Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets Alan up with a prostitute. Recurring guest star Melanie Lynskey appears as Rose.||22:02||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|15||HDClosed CaptioningVideoRough Night In Hump Junction||Alan worries that Charlie's womanizing is out of control. Jane Lynch returns as Charlie's therapist, and Emmanuelle Vaugier returns as Charlie's former fiancée, Mia.||21:49||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|16||HDClosed CaptioningVideoLook At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty||Alan plans Evelyn's wedding to Teddy (Robert Wagner), while Charlie pursues his future stepsister and Teddy's devious daughter, Courtney (Jenny McCarthy).||22:02||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|17||HDClosed CaptioningVideoFish In a Drawer||A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house. George Eads ("CSI: Crime Scene Investigation") makes a cameo appearance.||21:40||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|18||HDClosed CaptioningVideoIf My Hole Could Talk||Charlie finds himself attracted to Angie (recurring guest star Susan Blakely), an older woman who writes self-help books. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment.||21:46||$2.99||View in iTunes|
|19||HDClosed CaptioningVideoWaiting for the Right Snapper||Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of the woman he's dating (Susan Blakely) and realizes they've met before. Jane Lynch guest stars as Dr. Freeman.||22:02||$2.99||View in iTunes|
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Best Season of them all
I purchased season 5 and I have to say the episodes Large Birds Spiders and Mom, City of Great Racks, Help Daddy Find His Toenail, Our Leather Gear is In the Guest Room, Is There a Mr. Waffles?, Meander to Your Dander, Winky Dink Time, Rough Night in Hump Junction, Fish in a Drawer, If My Hole Could Talk, and Waiting for the Right Snapper are the most hilarious of the whole season and series.
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- Genre: Comedy
- Released: Sep 24, 2007
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